if any woman here on this discussion is healthy and willing and able to create a child, and is looking for a fit father for that purpose, please contact me off-list and tell me about yourself, and we'll see how we feel about it. I don't want to discuss this with you here because of the danger of unfriendly snooping eyes seeing our discussion and revealing it to the whole world
Uh hate to break it to you guys but Cryos already exists. Its called a fuckin chicks mouth. When your done blasting the banana juice you take the cunts purse. Bam alcohol money. WTF I thought everybody knew that. :P
It takes alot of food and nutrients to produce good blood which produces semen. Its like throwing away the few nutrients you take in for a couple of dollars that in the end would end up spending in more nutrients
lol i just watched your setup vid, after switched to twitter, then watched this, then i was about to write a comment like this, saw your name then jerked ;)
and all of we will be HIV positiv...
But nice video :DDDDD
MrJirkaCZ 2 days ago 2
oh god. that members line...
kingkirby7714 3 weeks ago
Lol nice one
jawwadahmedaliraza 1 month ago
Awesome. Future is now.
kiberdrocher98237 2 months ago
if any woman here on this discussion is healthy and willing and able to create a child, and is looking for a fit father for that purpose, please contact me off-list and tell me about yourself, and we'll see how we feel about it. I don't want to discuss this with you here because of the danger of unfriendly snooping eyes seeing our discussion and revealing it to the whole world
xAntifaUSAx 2 months ago
@xAntifaUSAx fucking communist faggot
ReSpEcT32123 2 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
This would be awesome for guys
toontown633 3 months ago
thats how you get HIV
ingmar602 3 months ago
What Americans call satire; they have no clue! :(
Snagglepussify 3 months ago
ROFL :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Xamiakass 4 months ago
hahahahahahahah hahahahahahahah
dankwgn420 4 months ago
stratosphere
Ljonjale37 5 months ago
lol
joe83alone 5 months ago
Sweet jesus i'd be a millonaire!
NicoletoZ 6 months ago
Fucking dumb.
elwood180 6 months ago
These guys should a lot more views, this is fucking hilarious.
YouCanCallMeCharlz 6 months ago
sorry for the ladies.
kirankaphle 6 months ago
lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
iFreNZyTM 6 months ago
he got like five bucks XD
qazokmal 7 months ago
When is it cumming to the uk?
montgomeryrichard 7 months ago 24
good video
khatpandwa 7 months ago
18 people have their dicks chopped off
666DarkPsycho666 7 months ago
18 people have erectional problems..
666DarkPsycho666 7 months ago
ROFL
mop9i40k 8 months ago
hilarious :)
ZYXYcro 9 months ago
Uh hate to break it to you guys but Cryos already exists. Its called a fuckin chicks mouth. When your done blasting the banana juice you take the cunts purse. Bam alcohol money. WTF I thought everybody knew that. :P
IMOVAHERE 9 months ago
this was beyond funny.
SanosukeSagara09 9 months ago
17 dudes still don't use Cryos
TKrayones 9 months ago
LMFAO :D
roat955 9 months ago
The sad part is that the japanese are already working on this.
iLoveEatingPie 9 months ago 34
I came.
lazyeyesty 9 months ago
Pump, dump and jump! I came here from Ihub!
pullbackbaby 9 months ago
It's real!!!! watch?v=tsO5hdrh9XU
greeklamb 10 months ago
and I will clone my self for world domination hehehe
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how much they pay for a galon?
replicantA 10 months ago
14 people have their dicks cut off!
battermy 10 months ago 3
std machine!
EmoBlueJ 10 months ago
IT EXISTS watch?v=WPur2jE-gZ4
tacoonfire 10 months ago
14 guys can't get it up.
Sugkukhorungar 10 months ago
if only.................... I´D BE RICH!!
Jarv27 10 months ago
пять баллов )
CGFEAR 10 months ago
By "sperm bank", do you mean "mouth hole"?
KUDOS!
sparklepicnic 10 months ago
ID BE SO RICH
1FreddyBoii1 10 months ago
13 people had their dicks chopped off.
Fmaack 10 months ago 4
I wish these were real :)
TheJackMan93 10 months ago 3
What about for the college girls?
squirt?
EMARQUEZ23 10 months ago
Paul Dickover lol
Steellonewolf77 10 months ago
thumbs up if you saw Patrick "Bate"man at 1:04. :P
weee333w 10 months ago
Can I also donate for charity in churches?
elteo79 10 months ago
Walking on the streets at night used to be scary.. but with cryos it could be kind of awesome! :D
Kaminno 10 months ago 2
If only this were real, I would make so much money and my sperm wouldn't have to die a needless death daily. =(
JDubs878 10 months ago
wonder how digital payments would work.
Darkferix 10 months ago
I was done like when you guys started! LMAO!
Keepsu 10 months ago
wenn man(n) mal keine portmonee dabei hat...
maxx1191 10 months ago
Pump, dump, jump! :D
frigga 10 months ago 2
lmao
ReadThisBelow 10 months ago
Aaaaannd...heres a tip!
tk20028 10 months ago 3
this is awesome
mYOwngUn 10 months ago
you went to UMASS didn't you?
toquiktahandle 10 months ago
That might help pay taxes :) .... relaxing aahhhh :)
nonalc 10 months ago
Call all your brothers when u need a hand :P
illyrianfighter666 10 months ago
Do you accept Sperm? Oh yes i do! xDDDDD
redorheador 10 months ago
HAHAHHAA LMFAO! XDDDDDDDD
DannyLaam 10 months ago
MST!!!!
sourisquetout 10 months ago
AMAZINGLY FUNNY
TheSmittingBird 10 months ago
fuck your woody. stupid spammers
seriouslyWeird 10 months ago
this is counterproductive
It takes alot of food and nutrients to produce good blood which produces semen. Its like throwing away the few nutrients you take in for a couple of dollars that in the end would end up spending in more nutrients
chavochavo22 10 months ago
@chavochavo22 nope sperm is really cheap body makes to much of it anyway in would be waste not to xxx
intheelfcondom 10 months ago
I WANT
wai2kit 10 months ago
EPIC WIN!
ritonlevrai1 10 months ago
this is win
BlackySmalls7 10 months ago
This is brilliant!
IIDMII 10 months ago
Seriously underrated.
MrDeverill 10 months ago 3
lmao
Asdee14 10 months ago
This is serious business..
GiacomoDiNorscio 10 months ago
We all need somebody to lean on!!!
thespadeinator 10 months ago 3
Woody sent mah!
Yoshi7892 10 months ago
lol epic video!
william0999 10 months ago
LOL LEAN ON ME
DarkSlaYer4747 10 months ago
Oh mommy!
dummychaos 10 months ago
This was awesome
TechnicalDifficult 10 months ago
LOL yeah woody sent me and this was great! Especially since i'm a broke college student who needs alchohol money.
GearsDemon 10 months ago 6
woody you lad
hamradio996 10 months ago
this is the single greatest video I have ever seen...
Kooletz71 10 months ago
This would be great. Except how there would hundreds of dicks in the same thing.
AchievementOverload 10 months ago
@AchievementOverload So it's like your mom?
Liljay0130 10 months ago
whst about after 2 guys use the same one
djaner0 10 months ago
Awesome!
thegamersheep 10 months ago
Is this real?
MyBlackClowns 10 months ago
@MyBlackClowns Yeah, I saw one last night outside my local food store.
dragster178 10 months ago 2
@MyBlackClowns I payed your mom like this ;)
jimbob885 10 months ago
@MyBlackClowns You haven't seen these before? Really?
EpicTask 10 months ago
LOL!
mattstevenson12 10 months ago
Can I pay amazon with this?
hellzofwar 10 months ago
LawL!
IKevinTubeYou 10 months ago
And now everyone starts saying that woodysgamertag sent them...this was hilarious!!!
Sweetswear4665 10 months ago 81
@Sweetswear4665 who the fuck is woody
Zipito06 10 months ago
@Zipito06 He is a youtube commentator, pretty enjoyable. His username is woodysgamertag if you are interested.
Sweetswear4665 10 months ago
Lul
CustomScopes 10 months ago
Thumbs up Woody didnt send you.
I2awInstinct 10 months ago
@I2awInstinct
lol i just watched your setup vid, after switched to twitter, then watched this, then i was about to write a comment like this, saw your name then jerked ;)
ryan02190 10 months ago
lmfao
spqrmikerw 10 months ago
I want to know how Woody found this.
InfamousGerman 10 months ago 174
@InfamousGerman A site called Reddit. They find the cool stuff, your shitty youtube celebs tell you about them.
wasp9 10 months ago
haha cryos is an actual sperm bank in denmark
as soon as the video was done i had to look it up
zmeace2000 10 months ago
lmfao!!!
capedclown 10 months ago
Fantastic.
dramafan31 10 months ago
xD
helohsn 10 months ago