Ross Noble

[TheRealSpammie]

Typical of members of the RSPCIA to dislike this video... Those darn people from the Royal Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Imaginary Animals...they have spies everywhere!

[bleachpasta]

Wow! trolling is so clever! I'm so glad we have idiots like you trying to ruin good videos for everyone else.

[qwertypluss]

unfunny waste of time, typical omg SO RANDOM fag humour.

Get this guy off the fucking stage. Anyone who likes him (i.e you, yes YOU) is a faggot also.

[mzbrunette149]

@qwertypluss Have you ever wondered that He makes all this stuff up as he goes along? Do you realise how hard improvisation is? Especially on stage in front of thousands of people. Almost all stand up comedians rehearse before they go on stage. You try standing up on a stage with nothing and try to make an audience laugh - that's talent.

[clangersrule]

@qwertypluss Said the troll.

[Bseic]

Perhaps my favourite comedian, love this guy.

[AgentTasmania]

There should be an annual award for comedy in different categories "The Noble Prize fo Standup goes to..."

[BoogieKnight1976]

Kick him off the stage he's crap not funny at all.

[traceurZero]

@BoogieKnight1976 to you maybe hes not...but alot of people, myself included, really enjoy his stuff

[music1849]

Let's see her get out of that one....without my help LOL

Gotta love Ross Noble <3

[pacosaidso]

..like the cheap reptile slut you are.. heh

[CutieMissJoker]

Aah, he really does make me proud to be from Newcastle, he's hilarious beyond words.

[holdinmekissinme]

Fran do we need nappies? no Ross the doctor said you don't have to wear them anymore pmsfl hilairious love him :)

[Angelhead91]

"No imaginary animals were harmed in the making of this show... except this panda."

So. Goddamn. Funny.

[HxXFromFirstToLastXx]

such a whitty bloke hahaha amazing

[idontxcarex]

SOON THE PENSIONER EQUINOX WILL BE COMPLETE !!

LOL! best part :P

[Twiztedcarizma]

Ross is fucking great! Lol I love him!

[XxXwaitingforuXxX]

no ross the docter said u didnt have to wear them any more lol

i was crackin my self laughing

[dandydolly]

cheap reptile slut hahaha

[jopomeister]

no... the docor says you dont have to wear them anymore!!

LOL!!!!! Ross Noble rocks

[benm2222]

When will he make his rounds back in America.

[patd5678]

Does anyone one know if the clip of him talking about the slogans on electronic signs when you drive into glasgow? he says "I want me biscuits" in his cramlington accent!

xxx

[Onlinenine9]

I do! Its on his fizzy logic DVD...

Its on one of the extras...

[petehix101]

I love ross Noble, he is awesome :)

One of the best comedians out there :D

[GiantMeowMuffin]

from pleasuring turtles to orbiting old ladies. What more could you ask for???? Ross Noble is Awesome

[rox1612]

so*

[rox1612]

that sopo made my day :)

[labelmecrazy14x]

has anybody realised that Ross Noble says "The-Um" way too many times?

=]

[petehix101]

He does because he pretty much improvises the whole of it (except the main stories) he makes up the rest on the spot.

[CrazyBeatboxer]

That... Was fucking funny.

[izzardish19]

:D pensioner equinox!

[golightly313]

i love how he just trails off the main suject and go into random things, such as pleasuring tutles to orbiting granys

[CrazyBeatboxer]

He's alot like Billy Connely lol.

[StonedJonesy]

lol he doesnt leave the main subject and go to randoms things, he talks about random stuff and interups that randomness with more randomness lol

[TezzaMcJ]

you know whats even more random than seeing Ross Noble live? seeing Ross Noble randomly sitting out the front of the bakery in Keith

[lukastherocker]

lol hes class ive never seen someone so random lol

[borednow01]

hahaha i now love Ross' wife. she sounds awesome :P

[logzie2k8]

omg he used to go to my school lol

[benjammith]

haha turtle pleasure! :D

[Faiwyxpwincess]

Gets me everytime. Actually hilarious.

[undergo123]

hahahahaha reptile slut hahahaha ..imaginary

[gfunk030886]

except this panda!!! lmaoooo

[TheEvilHRDirector]

I couldn't stop laughing at the cieling fan bit. Thanks for uploading!

[poplinda]

this is like, vomit-inducingly hilarious.

[ANDYphoenix1993]

he'd make a class street fighter :)

the way he beats up the panda is class

[mysticpanda]

lofl

[mwalshy666]

Except this panda. that is treuly awsome but its the kion of humor that you cant explain to some one who doesnt get it

[01hdav]

i remember this on Jack Dees appolo month, was brilliant, he was the best supporting act.

[jdbale88]

U GOT PWND NOOB

[antsproson]

Just the video description madfe me piss myself, in spite of seeing this act numerous times :P

[UnlimatedBlaze]

i wonder how long i could do that till someone complained in writing

[TitchyTash]

probaly 1 day cuz peeps today get annoid fast

[AlwaysReadTheLabel]

blindin'!

[Welshmasta]

LOL! :D

[sexymelxx]

funny but when he starts a joke he goes off on one, and im just waiting for him to finish the little story...

[supaste]

thats ross noble for ya!

[UnlimatedBlaze]

ya gotta have patienice

[sanze2007]

thats wots so funny about him love :D

[Hardy1HarHar]

SORRY ETHEL!!!! LOL

[conform0]

SHOW ME WHERE YOUR MOTHER LIVES!!!

[Kickstart187]

all you wankshafts who are slating noble can fuck off, he is one of the most funny commedians today, could you do any better? exacly, fuck off.

"Show me....... show me...... show me..... show me where your mother lives!!!"

[molesifer]

HAHA wankshaft what a brilliant term

Noble is an imense legend, I was so honoroud when a couple of mates said I am like him ^^

[skinzta99]

If this sketch was planned before he performed it then it is awful.

[kdybhoy]

nah most of his stuff is unplanned he usually strts of a jok by speaking to an audience member, and before you say its not an actor. h did it tomymate a few months ago.

[Silnorda]

Lol he likes verbally abusing his wife. :D

[greene64]

Does this bloke ever say anything funny

[Rawkchick91]

OMG hes amazing EVERYTHING he says in funny xD

[RoseSpyda665]

If you don't have the capacity to enjoy his stand-up, don't watch the videos!

[darkfaceintheclouds]

about as funny as your face so...yeh freakin hilareous!!

=]

[hallucinaJason]

a modern hero

[RossiMakin]

LOL!!!Cant w8 to go and see this fella

[Ryan14741]

"I'm just pleasuring a turtle"....rofl

[blackdragon078]

do we need dog food? we havent got a bloody dog!!!

[1BlackLabel]

LMAO!

[tomtubeboob]

he extracts jokes from things so minor, really clever guy, next muffin

[sonisbest]

SORRY ETHEL!!

[Neltharion1989]

GEORDIE LAND!!! MUHAHAHA

LONG LIVE CRAMMY!!

Ashingtons got bugger all tbh, only thing worth noting is a few of the pubs :P

[lionspear777]

his tangents are so random but so funny

[chantelle1013]

lol

[Yeeeahshorty]

Lmao, fucking hell he's so funny. He just rambles for ages about utter bollocks, its great.

[MonkeyBalls80154]

I did this to my mum hahahaha, what u do is "do we need dog food?" thing, then comtinue to annoy her in similar waysthe entire day i.e. butting in and makin funny noises, acting embarrassing in front of lots of people etc, then when your ready turn to her and go "mum", she should ignore you if uv annoyed her enough, so continue to go "mum,mum,mum,mum,mum..." eventually she'll go "WHAT!!!???!!!" then u act as if your about to cry and say very quietly "i only wanted a hug"

[jonnyoverlord]

WaTCh oUr pIg bOy cLIp

[kibbson]

newcastle shuld b very proud lol 1 o the funniest men alive lmfao

[matt228]

It's funny that: he's clearly an imaginary turtle but you lot can't stop looking at him.

[apcawl]

"Fran! Do we need nappies?"

"No Ross, it's alright! The Doctor said you don't have to wear those any more!"

Lmao :)

[sweetheartno1]

what does he say after the grannies get blended in the ceiling fan? and i don't get the leper bit...ah well, it's still sooooooo funny!! love it. *applauds*

[Macrix]

he says Sorry Ethal, its a name :P

[bighairybaby]

I tried this and a picture of Madge from Neighbours appeared next to the comment. But I like Harold from Neighbours better, so it doesn't work.

[MonoM3]

-Warning!-

Do not watch with the substance 'Tooth Paste' in your mouth.

[IceFire1800]

its about 2am here, and my dads asleep so naturally I watch something that would probably wake him up (from my laughter). I had to hold my hand over my mouth to control breathing and not wake him up...BLOODY HILARIOUS!

[willypds]

lmao

[laurakinsella]

i'v seen him live

[junglistmover]

hes my god..its like lee evans if lee evans didnt do half the faces he dose or he did do the silly voice his joke wouldnt be as funny...the gordie acsent makes it

[bubba106]

i love this soooooo much

pleasuring a turtle lmao

[tyni18]

Ledgend

[MidnightCardinal]

I soo knew that was comming butit was stil soooo funny

[LotiLuvinDrake]

lmao amazin

[Picopunk3]

LMAO Pleasuring a turtle! lol classic

[69lilc]

if any1 els was 2 say all dis stuff wivout da geordie accent evry1 wud b like wtf!! cud lisen 2 dis bloke al day .. legend!

[louxylou]

the cheap reptile slut you are

[PlaCbo]

I just Love the geordie accent lol It makes his jokes so much funnier.

[CrAzYcHiC1991]

i ♥ him. i get 2 see him in a few weeks with front row tix

[Roryog]

saneupert (1 month ago)

this is ross noble at his funniest

Strange, they were my thoughts exactly. Only mine at a question mark at the end.

[PlaCbo]

That man is absolutely hilarious, i wanna see him live lol

[thekingsalive]

noble is possibly the funnest man alive

[thehudster]

Crammie tosser.

[waterscm2]

you are the lowest form of life you chain mailing scum.

[PuffyAmiYumi]

Hahaha. I don't even know you, and for some reason I can picture you shaking your fist in an angry manner while saying that.

[xoxCharlee5xox]

no imaginary animals were hurt in the making of tonights show.... execpt this panda! lmfao this is soo funny!

[ashleebuz]

lol haha, go fran!!

[saneupert]

this is ross noble at his funniest

[chucknorrisdidher]

nah its not

you should see unrealtime

[angelofmoosic]

unrealtime is BRILLIANT =D

[LoveForAAR]

My headache just got worse from laughing too hard!

[boomshine87]

oh god i just cried form laughter

[Caseus]

Ross Noble is the greatest and this is the greatest clip i've seen of him so far

[angelofmoosic]

possibly my most favourite ross noble clip, ever =D

'we have to wait for the PENSIONER EQUANOX'

[BiRdOfPrEynumber8]

wat a random dude. love him!!

[greentigergirl]

HILARIOUS!

[vhatzabloodyell]

I've never been so bummed to live in the United States! I hope he eventually tours here! He's brilliant!

[bella2042]

one funny man

[castlemania08]

amen to that!

[saneupert]

im gonna take his advice and kick a panda in the face!!!

TO THE ZOO!!!

[baconex]

I'm going to be on his new DVD out 6th Nov! Disc 3 - Live from Stoke! I had a pair of size 21 shoes i got him to sign!

[Bortron]

You were even in the interactive quiz mate!

[baconex]

I know! I'm so impressed :D

[kirstywood7]

'Like the cheap reptile slut that you are!' LMAO soo funi!

[Kbeyerle]

Easily the funniest man ever! I saw his Randomist show and I almost died I was laughing so much

[velcrotrainer]

i've never heard of this man before watching this video. he's fucking hysterical. love him. thanks!

[MattKirklandSSNT]

Roll on brixton academy on 6th nov . . . . FRONT ROW, GET IN !!

[MattKirklandSSNT]

fucking hell, last night in nottingham was excellent !!! I've never laughed so much in my life!!! I thought he was funny last year on his randomist tour but he gets funnier and funnier everytime I see him !!

"oh whats going on here? . . . he's getting bummed in the face!!"

[uhohspagettio]

Id never even head of Ross before I saw him on Monday at Nottingham, and my head was hurting the day after at work, from the constant laughter! Spot on!

[bee554]

haahahahahahah thats fucking great, nearly died from laughter on the last line it was great.

[sidd06]

rock on 31st october in newcastle

[leopheard]

He is like the completely random bits Eddie Izzard does, but that's his whole act! He does it well mind.

[beccid16]

I fucking love this guy! hes awsome!

[MattKirklandSSNT]

See you in nottingham on the 18th Mortini !!!!

[PieOnAStick666]

LMAO! Like The End Bit =]

[stevenr06]

he is one of the funniest men in britain , and he was born 5 mile away from where i live :D

[Mortini]

Nottingham 18th sept!, GET IN!! :)

[MattKirklandSSNT]

see you there mate !!

cant wait !! the man is a legend.

I was in the front row at one of the london gigs for his randomist tour last year, I got a severe picking on just for peeping into the orchestra pit before the start of the show :oD

[sweetheartno1]

brilliant! i luv it! cracked me up, the last line!! and his accent just makes it seem even better! bless him!

[xblackmariahx]

"Either talk or pleasure a turtle like the cheap reptile slut you are."

Fantastic. Could never see him live, I'd end up dead from laughing.

[chalkey79]

Brilliant, just brilliant

[youbecame]

This guy has got to be my favourite standup comic, ever! =D

[stranger1132]

LMFAO "sorry efle"

[SovaySovay]

That was BRILLIANT

[XxAsurAxX]

XD, wow. Can't stop laughing. I love the nappies bit.

[nzen]

Saw him in Edinburgh. Hilarious and hardly used any material he'd used before.

[aliceisnt]

HAHAHA THE PANDA GOT ITS ARSE KICKED

[theflamingJ]

Shu'p fool

[WiganWarriors06]

no imaginary animals were harmed in the making of tonights show ..... except this panda lmao

[guyrocks]

haha he just goes off in his own world in a middle of a story. you start to think, did he forget the joke?

[geckomanchild]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha...ha.­......ha........ha

[danPUNX]

i saw him at newcastle and gave him a toy MONKEY WITH A TRILBY! fanfookintastic!

[Mortini]

Theres A turtle...Cheap Reptile slut LMAO!

[abidingwings]

FUCING LEGEND!!!!

[abidingwings]

FUCING LEGEND!!!!

[tinlee]

haha this guys RULES!! I've seen him live twice and both times were equally as hilarious. Thanks for that made my day :D

[adampie91]

this is the funniest thing ive seen in a long time and it is amazing....ahhhh sweet turtle pleasure

[dsingo]

i cant stop looking at noble, soooooooo funny

[TomRAFC]

amazing, i am in tears laughing, thank you so much!

[SuperDaddyO]

more of this show...the bit with jesus and the lepars...:D please

[bianca28mcr]

yeah omg that was hilarious!!!!