Stories About Breast Milk

[maroonefi84]

agree both great story..>_< i love your open mind!LOL and the laughf

[mrboo18]

I wouldn't consider it immoral to use the breast milk in any of the situations so long as the baby is still getting enough.

I can see the complaints about the restaurant though, breast milk can spread HIV after all. And even if the women working there are routinely screened, there's always a chance they could have it and not show yet on a test or get it in between tests.

[5767ziegler]

I am a dentist from arkansas...at dental school one day i mentioned to a group of classmates that as a youth i had hunted and had eaten squirrels....a very attractive dental student reacted as if i was some kind of sick monster...as she stood there at a dissection table up to her elbows in cadaver fat!!! I mean HOT chick with dead people slime on her coat....

[agentsmith1138]

Is it me or is it crazy that crackle posted this on a movie that "This video is private" now? WTF????????????

[kitefancy]

Hmm..Funny;-) But really if you've got good body chem..the milk tastes like sweet rice milk..yum..would take a lot to put it on cereal! that chick must have had over flow..huge mams;-)..the 3 sum guy is a twit

[dennyfinn20036508]

PENN, Who The FUCK Are you TALKING about?? LOL

dennyfinn2003@ yahoo

[agentsmith1138]

Please help me understand why this is a video response to the movie "Track 29"? 

Penn is talking about "Breast Milk", it looks like crackle will post anything to try and get people watch, to try and make money!

[kennethraptor]

lol man i can see how he use human milk on his lucky charms he must crap wrong milkl ol

[vwwarrior]

Another comment. It always seemed strange to me that people freak out about human milk (that we feed our precious newborns), but are OK drinking milk from a mammal that sleeps in it's own feces..IJS....

[vwwarrior]

OMG, I'd be PISSED off if my husband used that much pumped milk for his freaking cereal! It takes a long time to pump that much milk, and it was probably for the BABY to have when she wanted to go out. INconsiderate men. GRRRRRR

[ThoughtfulAtheist]

both situations with the breast milk sound pretty good to me. I would probably enjoy both.

[TheRussianAtheist]

haha

[EssiacHempLaetrile]

CANCER CURE = HEMP OIL

[DarkAvow]

Loved the video but those damn Lean Pockets ads! grrrrrrr! LOL!

[kittyprydekissme]

You can drink milk from any mammal. It's all pretty much the same (although the fat content can vary widely by species).  I just don't understand why people get so squeamish and superstitious about human milk. It's all good. So if you produce more than you need for the baby, and most ladies do, especially as the baby gets older and starts eating other foods, then you can use the excess for whatever you want.

They should've kept that restaurant open.

[NoadiArt]

Breast milk is meant to feed humans so I see nothing disgusting about it. However I think it should probably go to the babies first since it has of course evolved for them not for us adults. Of course not that commercially viable, women just can't compete with a cow for sheer production volume.

[AnarchyLLC]

I like to ask people who drink cow's milk if they would drink monkey's milk. The answer is always NO. Monkeys are the closest animals to humans so why is thier milk viewed as disgusting but cow milk is not? I'd try monkey milk if it were done in a sanitary way. Give a thumbs up if you would too. Or a thumbs down if you would not. I'm curious what others think about this.

[pennsays]

As always, Penn has yet again shared with us an intriguing conversation he had with friends. Now from the sounds of it, most of you seem ok with drinking the milk. Would it depend on what food it would be doused over or is milk simply that - milk? Now, how would have reacted to the more intimate situation?

[FuctAmericanDream]

My daddy told me, "Never eat anything you wouldn't stick your dick in." So I guess it would depend on the source of the milk.

[hmmBEEFY]

thats fucking gross... why would u stick ur dick in ur food?

[pennsays]

@hmmBEEFY You'd have to ask the makers of American Pie.

[poidial]

In the first story situation I'd give it a shot. Purely from a practical perspective. Can't eat dry cereal. I wouldn't be getting any kind of sexual thrill out of it. Hell, I'd make a milkshake if it tasted nice. Would sample it at source too, apparently it is quite nutritious, and I am a healthy boy ;) In the threesome, I'd think it is fantastic, beautiful and sexy. Maybe I'd sprinkle a little cereal around too.

[Revyloution]

I didnt know where you were going with the two stories. I was thinking to myself that I couldnt see anything wrong with either story.

The sexual story was, well, quite boring. Ok, 3 some, with milk. Sure, could be fun, but... meh.

The breast milk breakfast cereal brought out a real laugh. Thats humor at its best. Reality, mixed with funny.

I have no idea who these two guys are, but I would put $100 on cereal guy being happier over all.

[ZGalhardo]

I wonder how different it tastes

[RichardSwayne]

Breast milk is very sweet.

[SIDSmom]

sweeter, definitely. and its a creamier color, like a pale yellow.

i see nothing wrong with either story.

[RichardSwayne]

People should be aloud to what they want as long as they don't harm others.

[musicalmike235]

I will happily drink human breast milk at a restaurant, it just has to come from a very attractive girl with huge breasts and I have to be allowed to drink it directly from the source. And I should be allowed to do her whilst I drink her milk.

[rosensparven]

Ofc, I meant breast FEEDING and nothing else.

[rosensparven]

Wouldn't it be more natural for humans to drink (human) breast milk than to drink cow milk when you think about it? I mean, most of us are brought up on breast feading, but at some point in your life it suddenly gets creepy to drink breast milk and you totally converts to cow milk.

[MotionFur]

Most mammals can not drink any type of milk past weaning anyway, we've only been able to drink cow's milk with the domestication of cows.

Personally I would really like to try breast milk.

[magichanzz]

RICKY Gervais has a great story about some free love people who lived near a friend of his and one day she came down with some rice pudding for him and said, I just made this, its for you, I made it with my breast milk. they took it. Threw it away and cleaned the bowl and just pretended that it was great but he said all he could think when she was over was "get out you dirty hippie"

[Seventhsqueal]

I had no problem with either of those stories. The guy who drank his wife's milk without hesitation is cool.

We can't see the lights of Vegas out the window in this one. That's a pretty view!

[jcarey1983]

awesome lol

[Stefy4Life]

Hey, Penn, I'd just like to know what you think of California possibly legalizing Marijuana? I know you're quite for the legalization.

[RodHullIOnceWasHim]

Always found it odd that we don't drink human milk (which we're suposed too) but we happily drink "only certain" animal's milk...

Not saying I'm different to the majority here but just think it's a strange thing...

Excuse me whilst I go milk my cat for the morning... ;)

[TR966]

Don't find either disgusting. Don't see what is the big deal in either story.

[hoomelemele]

isn't all milk from brests?

[GotSoulDoubt]

Not soy milk. Or rice milk. Or even coconut milk.

[neonchez]

none of those things are real milk.

[trechan]

well you can milk anything with nipples according to ben stiller

[Prometheus722]

i try to stay as open minded as possible, but that is just gross. i disagree with both stories and would avoid both scenarios. nevertheless, people are allowed to do what they want with their bodies. I agree peoples right to do what they want.

[ShadowBritt]

You know, sounds like a story of hypocrisy to me. One guy is happy thinking about adults consuming breast milk as part of a sexual situation, but disgusted if it is done outside that context and the other is disgusted if it is in a sexual context but not outside of it... Hypocrites.

If it makes you happy and doesn't hurt anyone else, hey, go for it.

And for those who suggest that adults consuming milk is unnatural in some way, guess what? Happens in all animals, not just humans.

[Joshbuckler]

That was a great story, Penn. My guess is that those two guys were just pretending to be disgusted with each other to entertain you.

[Chronosagaaddict]

hm... that's interesting...

[ragenut2112]

Wicked funny stories LMFAO!

[mortalwind]

Milk is good, goat milk is good, human milk is good.

[QuikFingaz]

So I take it you don't really need to pasteurize human breast milk...

[NihongoMusic]

well, in my opinion, it's not natural for anyone to drink any kind of milk after the stage of development in which it's needed, this is why many adults become lactose intolerant as they get older. I myself get very sick after consuming dairy products but this never bothered me until I was in my teens.

[JAStewart]

I thought that the two guys (until he started talking aboot kids) was Ricky and Steven.

[HBKanedge818]

I have to say drinking it is more discusting. The 3some story sounds about the same as a guy cumming on a girl.

[Emwhyceeaychayell]

some people drink semen too...

[gjford]

i heard one lady was forced to drink her own breast milk at an airport because she had more than the limit in ounces to board the plane. From what i remember, she threw it out but she was given the choice of drinking it. Doesn't airport security suck?!

[MisterEvil1]

I'm sitting here eating cereal as I listen to this; suddenly i feel the need to pause.

[Wolfenfang]

On a visit to Paris 2 years ago, I saw a Woman Breastfeeding her 3 yr old son in McDonalds. The kid has a strange smile on his face.

[bahremon2170]

I drank my girlfriends breastmilk...straight from the tit .... just putting that out there

[Genobot]

i think i would be the more sexually active dude. i didn\t find the lesbian breast milk story not nearly as bad as the guy who ate his cereal with it....

otherwise... interesting none the less.

[AzhiDahaki9]

That's always been a pet peeve of mine. Peoples reactions to the drinking of human breast milk. Breast milk is produced for human consumption while cow milk is produced for cow consumption. Drinking cows milk is unnatural and should be considered disgusting but is not. Ass backwards. >_> Oh well.

[tylerjamesstephens]

Tell you what, drink a tall glass of cold breast milk and tell me how it tastes.

[CiphersSon]

enbrace the b00b! repeat enbrace the b00b :-)

[CiphersSon]

o pore me i want to be famous like peen an teller...to bad i don't know magic...but James Randi disproved that with BAAbrA WALteRs.

3:53 this is the best youtube story ever.

got to to love the up surd nature of are fellow nationalized geographic story's ..even if there sponsored by Sony...

lolz

[VerityTroll]

F'ing hypocrites! BrEaSt MiLk iS BrEAst MiLK! On a side note gotta luv your hand gestures PeNN!

[rdmiller3]

On a related note, it turns out that the hormonal response to orgasm, oxytocin, can cause a lactating woman to spray milk all over the place if she happens to be in cowgirl position at the time. I've only seen it happen once but it was great. And hey, you can't fake that. :)

[dlix]

that threesome story was great. tell it again

[Panman38]

I have a story that's way more disgusting.

One of my friends had a sister who'd just had a baby, and she left a bottle of her breast milk in the fridge. The bottle tipped over and the milk dripped into a salad that was on the lower shelf.

My friend ended up eating the salad that had his sister's breast milk in it!

[bapthiser]

Was the sister hot?

[Panman38]

I prefer not to think about that, cause she looked like a female version of my friend and I don't want to think of my friend as hot, that's just weird.

[AgentSnot]

lol, oh man! thats crazy

[ZachsMind]

What kinda cereal?

[gwagblade]

lol

[johnstall5350]

lol i love how putting a cows milk on cereal is ok but if its from a person its disgusting.

[walterglanz]

Goofy laugh always signals when the story is over without a punch line. ZZZZzzzzzzzz....

[thestad8]

i heard it was sweet, i want some from my future wife

[noeasymacforme]

Neither is particularly disgusting, but I don't think I'd eat breast milk on my cereal or use it sexually. ... I might not even reproduce, though. There are plenty of people in the world.

[exacerbatedtaboo]

I usually enjoy Penn's stories but I can't follow this one...I did enjoy the one he did about the guy who was religious gave him the bible. That was a good story I thought.

[InfectedDaemon]

I understand both of these guys standing points. The non flashy was looking at it as food (hey, the kid eats it) and the flashy dude saw the whole ordeal in a more sexual manner (as a secretion from a sexual organ) and couldn't bare to see it as a food product, and much the other way with the normal dude.

Interesting.

[AGuyOnDaCouch]

Nothing wrong with a woman breat feeding. It's natural, and free. Who could argue with that. I'd rather have my wife breast feed than spend a million dollars on formula that could possibly kill the baby. Thanks China.

[davcar23]

I prefer to drink it from the carton.... size C and up preferable. ;-P

[slaytak]

I was always under the impression human breast milk tasted awfull.

[enigmatically]

you were confusing it with goat milk.

[ZepMan63]

Everyone's tastes are different but I didn't like it. It wasn't gut wrenching awful, just not that good.

[allTRIPLE1]

Penn, you are NOT fooling me BUT I know who you are speaking of....This will be our little secret.

[XionXi]

The cereal thing was way more disgusting.

[ShadowBritt]

I still can't get over how some fruitcakes get offended by breast feeding. I mean, baby is hungry, mommy feeds it, what is the big deal?

[RosieDesire]

I know. I'm still stunned by that reaction. I know I got a lot of weird looks and requests to cover my baby when I was breast feeding. The coolest thing that occured was when another mother would sit down next to me to feed her child too. It felt... well... accepted and protected.

[GodofVengence]

both stories were great.

[RosieDesire]

I was in a grocery store when this ass of an old man was yelling at a woman for breast feeding her child. Preaching how discusting it was and impolite, etc. The kid was in the kid seat in the cart and they guy actually pulled the cart away from her to get her to stop. She totally lost it and started using her milk as a weapon, chasing after him squirting him saying, 'you want to see rude... I'll show you rude.' It was both disturbing and funny as hell.

[mathmexican4234]

LoL that it a funny thing to imagine, you just made my week :D

[ShadowBritt]

GOOD FOR HER! What a prick he was.

[TheSensuousAtheist]

Hey baby, even Atheists lactate and it's beautiful! Watch me here "Got Milk/God Milk": /watch?v=S5I9s_dbXQM

[SteveTraynor]

Both of those stories and the one about the restaurnant in Switzerland are a little gross, but i heard of a girl in Canada (somewhere in southern Ontario) who took her pasta home from a restaurant because it tasted funny to her and she was suspicious of whatt they put into it. So after some sort of DNA test, they figured out that some guy jizzed all over her pasta then served it to her for jokes.

[timebombburger]

yeah-that's the oldest urban legend in the books. it's completely illogical to think someone would dna test leftovers; it's expensive.

[SteveTraynor]

No man, i live in southern Ontario; It made the news and everything. Apparently she recognized the taste and wanted to be sure. It happened at a red lobster, lmao.

[LarrySDonald]

Agree. My wife is too proper to go with a breast milk including threesome, but ok with me drinking the leftovers both straight and out of the fridge. Unfortunately also too straight to start lactating without having a baby. 'Cos even though drinking her milk weirded her out, that was totally hot.

[Icharys]

Does human milk taste different than cow milk?

[enigmatically]

It tastes like warm whole milk.

[GoHiltyGo]

john cleese.

[DuralastTurbo]

I think the reason ppl don't like consuming stranger's fluids 4 food is it smacks of cannibalism. The 'squirting sex partners' thing is a very 'so what' issue - who cares? Like jacking off into a napkin - so what? U can always make more =)

[korleonis]

I like both stories as well.

[Afod3]

Times like these make me wish I wasn't lactose intolerant.

Oh well.

[Eldxale]

I think I'd like to try some breast milk straight from the source.

[adamskaviolet]

I don't think either is disgusting.

[evolsteveve]

I'm "udderly" disgusted.

[ChrisSketch]

badump PSSH.

[gut197]

HA!

[solitary1971]

neither disgusting imo

[scotsmanlerxt]

What an incredibly important topic in that it IS so damned uncomfortable! The fact that human milk is considered disgusting but animal milk is wonderful? You wouldn't suck on a cow udder but sucking a human nipple is OK, as long as that nipple doesn't squirt in your mouth; but it's OK of a man squirts semen into a woman's mouth? WTF?

[yammyspeed13]

It's a mod, mod, mod, world!

[CocoMac877]

i saw on tv that they reckon theres a chance breast milk could help boost the immune system of ppl sufferin from some forms of cancer.

they had on the show a father who was drinkin his daughters breast milk!! lol

[ojmardueno]

low down dirty... deceiver!

[CASPRPres]

I'm addicted to your videos Penn....and I love myself for it.

[mrplow8]

Your friends are way more interesting than mine.

[slayer1am]

I don't think there's really anything disgusting about either of the stories. Breast milk is totally natural. I can't wait to taste my fiance's milk.

[Deflectioneer]

Alright, now THAT is disgusting.

[JohnnyWeedSeed420]

i find it disgusting both ways =) if the restaurant had it posted what milk they were using in plain sight i dont see a problem or why theyd ban it

[thegreatpadaxes]

by a cruel twist of fate, i was eating raisin bran when i started watching this.

[labmut11891]

Haha! I was drinking a glass of milk!

[alexfanx]

There's nothing gross about drinking your wife's breast milk especially in a non-sexual way so the first once is less gross I suppose but the second one isn't really gross at all either.

The first guy was simply using breast milk for what it was intended for, the second was using it in a harmless sexual way, but the first would be more "natural" I suppose.

[TheAmazingAlcoholic]

Hope to hear more stories from you. thanks.

[imr22]

Both stories are funny.

[montblanckupo]

I never understood why (besides social conditioning) most people, at least in western culture, find it disgusting to drink milk that is INTENDED for human consumption that comes from human mammary glands but the idea of sucking on a farm animals juices is considered wholesome (when in fact, cow milk is actually pretty bad for us).

[Urschleim]

oh cmon. prude america. drink some mildk and grow up.

[foolsbetrippin]

or you could stop being an ignorant nationalist.

[DaKrazyJokesta]

Pretty good story today. Idk which 1 I would consider grosser/grossest. I mean it's just breast milk, a naturally occuring thing... not all that gross... well not that gross to me anywayz...

[g1Chase357]

Those are pretty neat stories.

It's cool to see a stark contrast of two people's tastes and preferences.

[Deathinmusic]

Great story once again. :)

The cereal story is definitely more disgusting.

[forglegorktheork]

I think the second one is grosser.

[TheStig000]

Lmao, both stories were awesome.

[lancechamplain]

You know, I have a friend who was a world class power lifter. When his first wife just got done having their second child he too went into the fridge just before going to work and drank his wifes stash of brest milk. "Yech"! I grunted when he told me what he had done. "how'd it taste"? "It tasted pretty good". He said. "But an hour later I shit yellow".

[cosmosofinfinity]

I like both stories too!

[imwhatsfourdinner]

ever heard of "la leche league"?

look that shit up and be amazed...

[davcar23]

It was on a Bullshit episode on season 5.

[tgseason12]

This was pretty funny =) great stories!

[copperhead88]

hi hi hi

[tgseason12]

This is gonna be interesting.

[altoid2k4]

lol breast milk

[pennsays]

The last video contained errors this is a re-upload

[brandtproduction]

is it you penn that uploads these videos? or is it someone that works for sony or crackle?

[TheStig000]

It's someone other than penn for sure.

[g1Chase357]

Crackle, I'm guessing because the video description always has the same blurb about how Penn "never holds back". Why, just curious?

[brandtproduction]

yea just curious=D Thanks anyways

[pennsays]

Hey this is Chad from Crackle...Penn sends us the videos and then we put them up. We also collect some of your comments and emails and send them to him to answer....so if you got something to say, let's hear it!

[ogjimkenobi]

I say it's one of Penn's minions that manages this channel.

That's my guess.

[HBKanedge818]

Is this REALLY Penn Jillette?. If yes, then I think your entertaining as fuck!