Vanilla Cones

[tucker31890]

you look like a nice lady

[crystel12341]

sweet old ladi

[doggie3312]

W.W

Words of Wisdom

Gotta love lemmonette

[DazedVampires109]

LOL~ ;D

[DaarkRedeemer]

Lady I think your so cool!!

[daremesexy1]

getting high on that vanilla cone *slaps self*

i <3 ur accent xDDD

[3096rmorse]

@sspearl1 haha that would be great!

[silenthillgeek]

I just accidentally stumbled across your videos for absolutely no reason at all that I can think of, and I watched them. I must say that you, lemonette, have instantly skyrocketed to just about 'cool as shit' status! I will subscribe to your videos as soon as I finish this one. You just might actually redeem some points in my mind for the entirety of the human condition. Just as a side note, I am only twenty-four, and already I appreciate your wisdom.

[LANDONisFUCKINGweird]

what the hell.....

[awakenedsoul37]

You Can Lick My Vanilla Cone Any day.. ^^

[FreeLetto]

I get it Lemonette! I get it! Love yuns!

[killercreek450]

of course your at teh sonic

[cockrelt]

I love this video Lemonette! I also love your name :) I have two great aunts with similar names Runette and Burnette :)

[kazuha90]

great, although there are some who really didn't get what you mean :)

[Nixdashizz420]

1:14 "with nutz" lol

[o11111111n]

why do u film this in your car and where do get the idea to make a youtube video about vanilla cones

WTF

[hhrtwo]

Just what is the purpose of these video's?

[TwinsTec101]

you dont need ice creem

[jordanterence]

I'm lactose intolerant.

[seafoamgreennails]

Lmao, me too

[showermanUB2]

why cant you just eat it? you licked the ice cream and gave a historical speech

[TarquinPizza]

Thank you for that. Truly inspiring.

[TheLostDiet]

I can't take my eyes off that cone. They just opened a Sonic down the street.....drooool.

[dferg1793]

great video

[SundayMorningLive]

Amen.

[bruisedxashes]

lol...these videos can be so cute. the simplest little things in life can make some nice videos. :D

[Bunny130000]

Yummy...

Vanilla cones are delicious!

[AuGirl1305]

So true! I'm gonna have to watch the rest of your videos! Loved it! Great job!

[preciousldy03]

I agree that we all think someone else has it better than us and we don't enjoy the things that we have. So take Lemonette's advice and enjoy all your vanilla cones. Take care..

[hafd107]

uhhhhhhh ok. so today i leaned not to let them stop me from licking my vanilla cone!

[catina69]

why do u make some fucked up videos?

[Chasiti58]

Why do you watch them??

You rock Lemonette!!! I love your videos!!

[Wizzleteets7]

ya u upset me your videos are so gay and a complete waste of time so stop making them!!!!!!!!!!!

[bruisedxashes]

stop watching them!!!

[NFB709]

Lemonette, I've always been a fan of Dairy Queen. I've NEVER liked Sonic. I'm not lost on this video's meaning, I think it's wonderful. I'd rather use a Cotton Candy Blizzard as my cone though! Love to you!

Stefan from Kentucky

[Wizzleteets7]

that was a complete wast of time!!!11

[lemonette]

what in the heck is a "wast"???

[Wizzleteets7]

i meant "a waste of time"  you chubby freak

[lemonette]

oh..REALLY? I would have never figured that one out.

[Wizzleteets7]

how old are you. who compares life to a vanilla cone you fatass freak.

[lemonette]

Have I upset you somehow?

[pastorchrisabz]

Leave Lemonette alone or suffer a slow perilous descent into oblivian, she brings me happiness and laughter! How old are you that you critique video's about vanilla cones, YOU WATCHED IT!

[smashingstars]

is that all you got? "fatass freak"? why would a person posting a happy, positive message upset you so badly? and why would you attack her in such a nasty way? you need help.

[Mannike54]

Well thank you for that wonderful lesson. I'm sure we're all dumber now.

[lemonette]

well...at least one of us is...

[nattysmama]

sparkling wiggles!!!!

[smashingstars]

OH, and that last message was for Wizzleteets7. he or she needs a lesson in manners. and psychoanalysis.

[aliedd25]

@lemonette it disturbes me the way u lick dhat cone

[freedchick]

Hey ya'll. This'en is funny.

[greatgirl2no95]

SO wonderful and powerful thgat I truly really DO think your a great and awesome person to look up to(Thats why I JUST LOVE watching your videos!).So...my whole point is thank-you SO much Lemonette for letting me relize that I'm not going to live a perfect life,and I honestly DO get that. Sugars&Hugs, Ashley R. of North Carolina.

*****I LOVE YOU LIKE MY MOMMA'S LEMONADE!*****

[greatgirl2no95]

Lemonette,

this video is so amazing it made me relize that it's SO amazing that you take the time to spread a message ACROSS THE NATION just uploading a video on YouTube can make SUCH a big difference!I know that I'm not the girl every's friends with or can't afford name-brand clothing,but it really doesn't matter because I do have one thing,and thats the vanilla cone that the good Lord up above wanted me to have.I want you to know that your message that your trying to spread across is that its

[RioGiovanni]

very nice.

[bigcat2010]

Oh lemonette... Cake Batter Ice cream on a sugar cone is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Coven69]

Wonderful video. Great morale!

[xXTRIPPERXx]

Im high i could use a banana split mmmmm

[wayycoool]

i love you

[lukepop]

WTF?? :O :O :O

[bear252006]

she was eating that cone like someone was going to take it away from her.

[RedRebel6666]

i think i get it O.o

but life doesent give me shit, just look at my profile picture and you shall know why :P

[MongoDead]

Lemonette, you know youre youtubes simple pleasure!

[w00ten]

you are my hero. i love you.

[breebree0202]

oh my gosh...as i was sittin here,i relized, your video reflects on how people try to run other peoples lifes!i love it!

[Plume4you]

My absolute fav video by Lemonette

[redsox437]

another simple plessure is also sex!!! But I am sure you dont know what I am talking about.

[lemonette]

Unfortunately, little farts like you are the result of adults like me having sex. That is the main reason we started liking vanilla cones so much.

[SlipGod6]

o thats sad!! Thats not being responsible

[SlipGod6]

o thats sad!! Thats not being responsible

[watch0ut3]

fat ass jew!

[lemonette]

now Fred....do we really need to get ethnical about the whole thing???????

[SkinnyJeans4me]

I like McDonalds Vanilla cones b/c they only have one point on WeightWatchers.

[Kodenraad]

Lemonette, this just may be your greatest video. There is just something about it that makes it so good.

[Emmitt8422]

do you compare life to food.... wait, dont answer that. FYI im fat too :P

[XfunkeemonkeeX]

The grass isn't always greener is it?

Sometimes its brown, like chocolate..

Oh darn!!

BANANAS!

luvyuns

[soweRESIST]

loloolololollollololololololol­olllllolloll

ballsack

[SonniBoo]

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[pianosilv]

Good Analogy!

[gophergrrrl]

Amen, sister! ^_^

<3

[levy3poop]

you're awesome

[GodYourHardTuber]

Lemonette, you are by no means 'simple', but you sure are a 'pleasure' to watch. I LOVE you! Have a great day =]

[AnnaAnderlie]

Wise Words

[fckthssht]

now you got me hungry, but what is a creampie shake? is that some southern thing? Im a stupid yankee

[smashingstars]

savysac< i haven't read any other posts but if that's all someone has to contribute instead of appreciating another human being for the wisdom they possess, they are total losers and simply not worth a single thought. Have a great day.

[smashingstars]

Lemonette, you're a pretty darn groovy chick. Rock on! ~a fan

[fallingypsy]

thanks for reminding us how sweet the simple things are.i needed to be reminded. i have a wedding coming up in feb so the sweetest man on earth, and my second grandchild,i'm gonna be a girl granny this time and they are giving her my name. i have a high energy job, and it's nice to be reminded that we can get joy from the smaller things ,too. keep on vlogging!!!!!

[jonathana23]

That is wonderful that is great.. Your awseome!!

[Saalvatorio]

Very Funny, yet very true! You are a great, noble, and wise old lady. Cheers!

[Kamelowsky]

u kno wat, ur rite...

this could be a metaphor for other things too..

[iammindasue]

you never cease to amaze me. <3

[savysac]

These posters kill me. That they would actually take the time to put someone down because of their weight. What a bunch of losers you all are. Get over it, if it makes you feel somehow superior over another person to put them down because of their weight, you are a worthless, undeserving, ignorant ass. Do you make fun of blacks or gays because you are not black or gay? What a bunch of lowlife losers. Dont be apalled by fat people, be apalled by dicks like yourself.

[spitwad]

This video is hilarious and so true.

I give her props on using something we take for granted as a metaphor for appreciating the simple things in our lives.

We did the vanilla cone become too bland and we needed those double-choco-brownie-chip-fudg­e sundaes? It's sad really, next time i'm, out fuck those fancies, i'm sticking with my vanilla bitches!

[NCgurl41]

This chick Rocks!

[fratguy68]

very powerful words lemonette, ace!

[Schrodinger2equation]

Listen, there is nothing better then a .99 Wendys Frosty for meditation.

It ranks up there with a 12 pack of Krystal's

and a dozen Krispy's to go home with.

When we were in Barrow...we dreamed and would have killed each other for that.

But, there is an old place called Griff's, up in Ruston Louisiana that I hope we all can eat at. Best Food On The Planet Earth!

You are among friends.

[riskyrory92]

What exactly is a cream pie shake?

[R1cEburGERS]

wtf....ur so fat

[viciousdave119]

Sure, vanilla cones are tastey, but you're obesse, loose some damn weight. I am utterly apalled by fat people these days. I'm like, ok, that's disgusting.

[somnambuIist]

Viciousdave, you know what I'm appalled by? Lack of intelligence in people these days.

tasty* obese* lose*

You're welcome.

[liveinmymusic]

great message lemonette!

[izzysmart]

you no that

[sarrycrey]

hey Lemonette, I have an Oreo Ice Cream sandwich. I really dont have anything other than that to say. it would be cool if I could find some way to make that a part of the analogy but it still eludes me at comment time...

[jehuty8]

LOL. srsly. thats how i feel about this vid.

[cmoorecole]

Some people climb the Himalayas to find their guru and ask the meaning of life. We find ours in her car, eating ice cream, talking to a camera.

[GoneIsGone]

One time, when I was a teenager, my mom took me to Dairy Queen in Leesburg, VA, for a banana split... and they left out the Banana! Now, I live in Wisconsin, and all they eat up here is custard... it's just not the same.

[petuniabelle650]

You're a sweetie. I liked that a lot. The ice cream cone looked good, too!

[Angelbellee]

Aw, that is so cute! I'm gonna remember that! Incidentally, vanilla cones are one of my FAVORITE things! Even when I'm at a buffet I just get plain vanilla without any nuts or syrup. I love your analogy!!

[Hebrewsister]

How true, how true!!!!! Great analogy!

[Onetincan]

You are soooooooo right!!!  Love ya too hun

[JeeprzCreepers56]

now that is funny.

[aerikann9]

this is by far my favorite lemonetter video

[Xelanderthomas]

"take advantage of the little vanilla cones life hands you" "don't let the banana splits in you life have power over you"

Great! LOL only you could pull that off. You should be under GURU.

[denvercarrington07]

hey lemonette give me some of that ice cream girl lol

[gaetanproductions]

How nice, thanks for your funny deep wisdom

x

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[GeminiAuntie]

I could go for a vanilla cone about now. Thanks for the analagy. I might jsut go and get one tomarrow before work! :)

[whatsafugazi]

omg u r so right. You go@

[Electrophill]

Give me that ice cream before I smack you, and then take it during your shocked stage of just being smacked.

I said Give me that ice cream!!

SMACK!!

YANK!

[lovemeyo44]

omg i love u!

[Malika1]

Awesome Lemonette!

Cheers,

Joe

[killerinabox]

Aww..I wish my outlook was as good as yours. x_x

[DxsPro]

no depth or substance.. epitome of america..

[Electrophill]

He exclaimed while watching videos on YouTube.

[misssteveieis]

Really Working the Cone!

[Notashooby]

Lemonette, you are funny. I wish I had your guts (condifence)  Marlene

[shrinerspark]

This is such a great video, and so true. I am trying to learn to appreciate all my vanilla cones. :)

[grandpoobarr]

Life is like a box of chocolate ya'll

you remind me of a younger paula deen.

[kelligarcia2]

OMG.. I love sonic..I go there at least once a day for a diet coke packed in ICE.. =)

[TsarObezyanka]

Pinapple on Banana splits mmmm. LOL I love vanilla icecream.

[cranfan2480]

That was brilliant!

[8493rd]

I love it

[thespenc]

I have to say you are workin that vanilla cone...Possibly the best video yet in so many ways.LOL!!!

spenc

[scwallac]

Awesome! Thanks for such an eloquent message!

[Diabhalta]

Now I can stop thinking about vanilla cones. I want one...

[Diabhalta]

I wanted to say: CAN'T STOP thinking about vanilla cones. Lol!

[lemonette]

Thanks for hanging around for OVER A YEAR! Can you believe it?

[Diabhalta]

Time flies when you're having fun!

[kiwigal36]

Lemonette my mother died recently from cancer and she LOVED her ice cream ESP jest plain Vanilla Ice Cream. At her funeral the head Nurse at the hospice came up to me and told me just a few hours before she died her last wish/dish was a bowl of vanilla ice cream. Many good things come in plain packages. LUV YA kiwi xxxxx

[BMPmama698]

Such an inspirational video...but al I keep thinking is I wonder if I can get a vanilla ice cream at 8 in the morning! Maybe Sonic...of course if I go there I'll also have to get a chocolate cream pie shake! :)

[lemonette]

:-)

[CuteBeaner]

your wise, i can learn a think or too from you. am subscribing. i look foward on your next videos!

[aaxthelm]

Dear Lemonette, Thanks for that wonderful message. You illustrated the "attitude of gratitude" principle better than I have seen done. You are a master of video clips.

[CuddleNuts]

basicly wat ur sayin, is something similar to "Lifes like a box of chocolates, never kno wat ur gonna get outta it." Not the exact same expression, but similar. right?

[chunleefan]

lady you are inspiring :D.

[slambidder]

Cream Pie Shake??????? OMG I have been missing out. This must be a southern thing. I have to have one.

[gleegirloz]

You're so right, some always think the grass is greener on the other side!

[MrMss4]

great stuff

[geyser]

I'm sure you can lick any problem that comes your way...

[WaltonThomas66]

I watch so many of your videos and just simply say Amen. This is one of them.

[cynlynj]

Isn't that the truth! I've fallen guilty to doing just that.

[IAGuy06]

Home made sherbet. Haven't had that in years.

Anybody ever told you you're one smart cookie?

[akc211]

Thanks for the wisdom!!! I love your deep videos!! 8)

[spinnernet]

this was a great video. 5 stars. great moral.

[echoside05]

Here you go again with one of your porn videos! LOL. The stalkers are on their way!

[mouwghe]

time for some ice cream :D

[PixelFaerie]

This video makes me hungry for ice cream. ;)

[gr8tplace2be]

Great video and very good advise.:-)

[carolpaints]

That vanilla cone did look good.Except im more of a chocolate cone person.

[mysteryglo]

well said, Lemonette!! umm umm good!!

[DrZarkloff]

So where's mine?

[emanuele111]

thats true

[JorikThorum]

Ice Cream!

[evanruede]

lemonette i loved your video. it makes a lot of sence.

favotiting :]

[lilmamaness]

Mmmmm, looks yummy.

[countrydude2045]

Sonic is the best I drove to Az just to eat there, and when ever I am in Texas that is pretty much all I eat. I am moving there in a few mos and I cant wait i will only be 4 miles from one

[realbram]

This is post-materialism for you.. Kids are getting killed and raped on a daily basis.

[liz1060]

There is no difference between not appreciating your life because some people have it better and not appreciating your life because some people have it worse. Degrading the pleasures of life doesn't relieve those who suffer.

[realbram]

No it doesn't, but knowing that makes the statement that you have to appreciate small things like vanilla cones a lot less powerful. "Be the change you wish upon the world."

[lemonette]

I'm trying like hell to "get" where you are coming from. If you are so convinced that you shouldn't appreciate the small pleasures of life, then quit your bitchin' and go out and actually do something about all the raping and killing, and don't waste your time commenting on videos like this. Just my humble opinion. :)

[realbram]

I didn't expect you to get me.

[lemonette]

All I have to go on is a few typed words. If I misunderstood what you were trying to say,I apologize, and perhaps you should try to explain it. What I heard: "Lemonette, you are stupid for talking about material needs and wants when there are awful things happening out there". If that was not your intended message, then please reiterate for me. Thanks! :)

[stublo2]

Hey girl, youve made me hingry! Nice bit of wisdom too, keep sharing it with us! :D

[mylilsin]

I love your analogy! (Taking lactaid now for ice cream later) Love ya Lemonette

[AlbertTaylor7]

I think uve had a bit too many vanilla cones..

brain freeze perhaps?

[maxivolt]

I don't know how I ever got unsubscribed from you! Great video. :]

[noJungleKiss]

Yeah, but I hate having to talk at some cheap speaker when I'd rather be talking to a human face. That's why I never use the drive-though.

I want a vanilla cone.

[cjh6793]

Thanks, Lemonette.

[itzjussme23]

good point Lem.

now i want some icecream.

[paralleldivergence]

I'll bet you're waaaaay to modest to think of yourself as a spiritual teacher.

Thank you for your wisdom, Lemonette.

[scream261]

awesome video :)

concise and to the point.

maybe i'm partial because i'm a huge fan of vanilla cones ;-)

p.s. i'm going to respond with a banana video just as a goof :)

[kcgirlgeek]

Wise words, from our Wise Lemonette. :D

[Zamanian]

Well said! Great analogy, I may use it sometime.

Vanilla is my favorite too.

[jumperchu]

very well said!

[TheJoyOfJay]

wow...you're philosopher :) luv ya L:*

[msdragonfly1]

love it, great point.

[ohmyamoose]

not all people sit around thinking about food.