Uwe Boll's Revenge!

[gurkulade]

uwe boll is great.

[richis404]

How can we know if hes really that awful in his job ? he makes only movies based on video games and as much as I know all movies that are based on video games are shit .

Anyway I hope you get my point

[CrazyBB36]

@straybullet811 postal was pretty good also

[FIXTREME]

Honestly, its pretty hard to disrespect Boll AS A DIRECTOR after Darfur

As for his films...

[xPurpleDrinkx9001]

This guys is Germany's revenge for...um...losing the world war? I know it makes no sense but they dont.

[CultureClasher]

Uwe Boll does to cinema what Twilight does to vampires 

[hall9111]

Revenge? What did we do to him? He's the one who made god awful movies based on our favorite video games. If anything, WE should have revenge!

[DR7081]

Something tells me this isn't the real video

[prsguitar22]

his movies are completely bollshit!!!!!!!!!!!! BOLLSHIT!!!

[alphaspecie224]

that clip at the end was so unexpected but a hilarious finishing touch

[SilentHillSM]

Yesterday i got my eyes literally raped by an Uwe Boll movie.

[katanawarrior2008]

what's a proborr

[wurstwasser85]

His movies are complete BOLLSHIT !!!!!

[SATG87]

Haha I like this guy, his movies are so bad they're good!

[bierfrau9]

7000+ retards actually signed a pro-balls petition...he's not even ironically 'good' or 'funny' or 'so bad it is funny'.

[BuenaVergaVonGranPil]

i don't know much english, what is he saying?

[Ulron1]

"Uwe Boll, the only retard in the whole fucking business"

Good God, someone needs to make this a meme! Or at least email this to ewe balls!

[DovydasRybakas]

Hey uwe boll

we all have different about you...Creature...

[lonkavhobune]

I'm the only retard in the whole fucking business - golden words they are.

[kalelg4]

Uber Ball is amazing! LoL

[DrSAM69]

"LEAVE UWE BOLL ALONE!!!! LEAVE HIM ALONEEEE!!!!! HE'S A HUMAN!!!"

[DrSAM69]

this made my day!!!

[PromotingRape]

HERE IS THE PETITION TO STOP BOLL

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ww w petitiononline com (slsh) RRH53888 (slsh) petition html

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SIGN IT, MULTIPLE TIMES

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Thumbs this up so everyone can see it WE NEED TO STOP BOLL from making anymore shitty films

[WiseBucket]

SIMPLE FACT: HE HAS NEVER MADE A GOOD MOVIE. The movies he has made were wrecked by him. Please, please, please stop making movies. Find another calling.

[Greedypro123]

I WANT PROO BOLL, PROO BOLL PROO BOLL PRO BOLLLLLLL *GUNSHOT*

[iWearCapeIRL]

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[PlaystationKid2009]

PRO BOLL!!!!!!

i am making the same shitty movies over again!!!!

[CircleofShit]

Fuck all you Boll haters.

[Wheetpunk]

German Genius...a Man with Visions...not that Steril Type of Movies been made over and over

[nichtig86]

He is a genial german man. In Germany we love his films.

[BalmungSama0]

@nichtig86 I doubt that very much

[nichtig86]

@BalmungSama0 yeah ok you're right, in Germany only a few brilliant and charming people love Uwe Boll, like me or me, sometimes me too

[Protection220]

everybody here are xenophobes to his movies

lolol

[MoviesFromG]

lmfa effin o

[freakystyley4000]

I actually like Ewe Boll.  And yet I've never seen even one of his films (except for Nostalgia Critic, Spoony and Linkara's review of After Dark).

I just think he's cool as hell; he doesn't give a FUCK about what the fan boys think of him, he beats the SHIT out of them in the ring AND he's still a rich motherfucker!

If you don't like his movies and want to ruin him - DON'T SEE THEM!!!

[nambr9]

uwe did show u all what he would do to you with Rampage didnt he? :)

[ReservoirDog1026]

did he direct Doom?

[walkthrougheRr]

@ReservoirDog1026

No doom was too good for him:D

[axeld00]

Piantala di fare film di merda

[Le0n1d1024]

Uwe sucks bolls :)

[TheCrysis95]

he got to much money and so poor idea :D

[Jojocj93]

Uwe is the best and you are all gay :D

[IskArioT27]

prolapse

[jiltedkiller]

Fun fact: He has a doctorate in literature

[L4GANN]

Uwe Boll's Suks, big imbecilll!!!!!!

[lorent123]

not really funny... I prefer his films

[MerlinAmbrosius17]

This man is the new Ed Wood, and God help me, I love him for it. His terrible movies are unintentionally hilarious and still somehow more entertaining than a lot of the slickly made, flat, assembly line shit that Hollywood craps out on a regular basis. Bret Ratner has nothing on this guy. Sure the Rat is a hack, but his films are more bland than anything else. Boll is a true master of "So Bad It's Good". I would rather sign a petition to stop Michael Bay. :-)

[SeanUCF]

OMG I can't stop laughing! I bring the goerge Clooney bullshit! ROFLMAO

[bierflasche85]

yeah german accent xD

ive i compare to my and his accent, i have the same accent.

german accent and the t h :D

deutschland über alles (:

[SuperAkira85]

ma nn hai ancra capito ke fai dei film di merda e t xmetti di parlare male di gente del calibro di micheal bay e george clooney........... abbassa la cresta e datti pugni in testa magari diventi più furbo IDIOT

[luckytrifle]

someone should tell this guy that he's been trolled all this time.

[slowlex1]

he is awesome :D

[chandru2446]

you want what??

[1993gtx]

UWE BOLL LIVES FOREVER!!!

[azwolf1993]

LOL i pissed my pants.

[yuri330]

Rampage is probably his best movie so far

[psychonaut25]

you will see my real bullshit :) ROFL

[booty1983]

I actually think this guy is one up on Michael Bay. "Postal" was actually alright.

[robertgeorg]

Uwe bollshit

[assasin1754]

lets start a ANTI RETARDSKULL PETITION... this video sucks

[upublic]

UWE BOLL iz da best :))) no really, he's a funny guy, and i watch his movies :))

[xSTiZZLE]

lolz

[uncoolnerd]

fucking PROBOLL hahah

[Chrispat8]

Everything this guy makes is always unwatchable.

[kea919306]

you know i gotta say considering michael bay made the piece of shit that is revenged of the fallen theyre both the same in my eyes...

[FreshAsHell]

i fell sry for him it hurst his felling when people say his movies suck

[sholto7]

you know this really isn't as funny as everyone thinks, it really pisses me off when this shit happens, you hear about someone saying something funny and the next thing that happens is youtube gets flooded with "hillarious" edits like this.....where's the real fucking video?

[knowl3sy]

haha that bit right at the end with the head exploding

[Zeightix]

PROBOLL!

[Notokayipromise]

@ivannattor We'll do it live!

[ivannattor]

@Notokayipromise lol

[kurtzsoftair]

@ivannattor not just him, but also his movies!!!!

[CFCID]

where is the original of this video????

[unbee73]

watch?v=JKIi-9JIICA&feature=fv­w

here in 3:00 i think (or something else)

[UWEBOLLSUCKS]

he totally speaks the truth

[MidianFire]

After I saw alone in the dark I had a dream about Uwe. And in it i was slowly strangling him till he would pass out, then i'd revive him and slowly strangle him again, then revive him. This process repeated itself several times till i awoke. It was great...

[m3rl1on]

@MidianFire wow its like the best dream i ever know

[BombHeadMusic]

I have that dream every single night too.

[TheMasterofyoursouI]

UWE BOLL sure is a horrible filmmaker but the worst of all time is definately ed wood.

[LeoLawliet]

che testa di cazzo...dovrebbe andarsene dalla faccia della terra xD

[doomslayer133]

Why is this man allowed to make films? He makes Micheal Bay look like Spielberg.

[BombHeadMusic]

I don't see anything bad about Bay, lol sure Pearl Harbour sucked ass. but his more recent films I found were enjoyable. plus Bay's films aint supposed to be filled with intelligent plotlines :P people go watch a Bay film to watch explosions and awesome robots fighting lol.

[BombHeadMusic]

:P However, Uwe Boll, can't even direct an explosion properly let alone a normal scene. He also, can't face up to his critisim and challenges people to boxing matches :P cause he knows he can wear gloves and have a reff, well :P I'd like to fight him bare knuckle and no rules :P Then we'll see who's laughing now!!!

[Fisaren]

@BombHeadMusic

:P yes :P i see :P i really agree :P hehe :P hehe :P hehehehe :P

[R3db4dh4ir]

Worst director ever

[millinniummany3k]

Waah waah waah cry some more. Your movies are shit, your boxing is shit, the way you go off at critics is retarded, just like your whore mom.

[Pawpaw14RS]

"im the only retard in the whole fucking buisness"

bahah

[MigjawPuppet91]

dont want to be a murder but i would be really happy to kill uwe bull

he deserves nothing but to be killed!!!

[xFIRERUSHx]

i so wanna fucking kill him! he bags micheal bay! If Obama makes it illegal for his movies to be distributed in U.S. theatres and makes the United nations agree, it will be the first good thing obama does! DOWN WITH UWE BOLL!

[MigjawPuppet91]

haha thatd be like the best news ever!! uwe bull banned in the us!!!! :D

[xombl3]

george clooney bullshit every fucking weekend

[Buubbbels]

why do u say that? why do u hate uwe boll whats your argument. You just need a projection surface for your hate!

[TheUnpromisedOne]

Because the movies he makes are absolute trash, yet he thinks he's the most talented, most creative, most genius producer in all of Hollywood. He also alienates his fans, and tries to beat up on those who call him out.

[Buubbbels]

Dear Bert,

your answer is superficial.Theres no real argument, just defamatory statement. So which film do you mean and what exactly is so bad on it? perhaps you can bring some examples and good arguments instead of bitching.

[TheUnpromisedOne]

Just LOOK at him, and look at how every video game company gasps in horror every time he asks him if he can make movies about their games. Example: Blizzard fucking laughed in his face, Hideo Kojima fucking RAGED when Uwe Boll asked to make an MGS movie, and he NEVER rages; etc. Better yet, just look at the quality of his movies, and THEN tell me my argument is superficial, defamatory or opinion.

You seem quite high-strung... thumbing down all opposition towards his movies. Are you Uwe Boll?

[Buubbbels]

yes iam...

Argument? you defer on other people and what they think about uwe ...and your (single) argument is superficial..you say the movies are in bad quality. Hmm ok.. its not thrue the film material is ok. Which of his films did you watch?

And what exactly was so bad on it?

Vielleicht kannst du mal in deutsch zurück schreiben das wäre dann für mich weniger anstrengend.

[TheUnpromisedOne]

I'll admit that I didn't watch any of them quite yet. But someday, I will watch them for shits and giggles, and maybe then I'll be informed enough to tell you JUST what I think of them. 99% sure my opinion won't change after watching them, though.

Whatever. You probably think you're going to flame or insult me or whatever, regardless.

[TheUnpromisedOne]

Uwe Boll makes terrible movies. Anyone who tells you otherwise is Uwe Boll.

[DavetzWin]

or his mother

[TheUnpromisedOne]

Or Uwe Boll. Even his mother thinks the movies he makes are absolute, low-budget, nigh-unwatchable trash.

[Robsshot]

@TheUnpromisedOne No I'm not Uwe Boll and I hate all his movies WITHOUT "Rampage" this movie is just awsome

[puchich0o]

man, i can´t believe it but Rampage is kinda cool D: , maybe is another Uwe

[redback3]

@TheUnpromisedOne That Revenge looked pretty good tbh

[TheRealUweBoll]

@TheUnpromisedOne I am Uwe Boll you dickhead!!!! I hate you!!! I hate you!!!! AAGGHGHAAGAHGAHAGAHAGAHCGFVYDK­JZX;LDJHZDSKLCHJVKLVNBCJKV!!!!­!!

[MrGamalier]

@TheUnpromisedOne i agree i preffer michael bay making movies.

[SunWukong4]

@MrGamalier true that, true that.

[goodkim]

@TheUnpromisedOne

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[DaFckedUpKid]

@TheUnpromisedOne rampage isnt that bad

[ratchet1215]

@TheUnpromisedOne Seanbaby, right?

[Lein06]

Uwe Boll is a bad motherfucker.

[TheUnpromisedOne]

I disagree with you on Uwe Boll. He may be bad, yes. Is he a motherfucker? Yes. Bad motherfucker? NO.

Uwe Boll is quite possibly one of the worst directors of all time. That's all there is to it.

[marker853]

his movies arent bad. they have good action.

better then those overrated snoozefest directors like

Michael Mann marton scorzee and kubricj

[ThePitofSidLord]

>Implying Action makes a film good

Don't ever recommend a film to anyone ever

[katanawarrior2008]

are you retarded he's movies were all considered the worst movies of all time the action is ok but I see heaps of mistakes like a bullet was shot but it didn't went through the head it shot somewhere else in alone in the dark, he sucks alright they call him the worst director ever since ed wood

[VendavalEste]

Probably the ugliest director out there.

[singhdaddyF]

Germany has all the stuff,, greats like BMW, Porsche etc... great movies like Downfall,, good reputation,, rich,,, and now it has decided to release this loop hole out of the gutter known as Uwe Boll.....................

[bluerisk]

He is Canadian too...

[InvaderGimli]

Yeah, but our politicians are lame...

And Cars are very very very expensive in Germany

[Fredshersker]

ROFL I think the beginning is just as good.. "And eeh I have a statement to make.. Eeh, stop Uwe Boll" xD

[qwercz1]

Hahahaha, omg roflmao! :D Ending is best.. :D

[catlyana13]

Great! It would do the world an awesome relief to rid of idiotic retards like you, bitch.

[EclipseMetal08]

I agree.

[pauldonald]

ROFL very funny

[EXP082]

he's the most fucked up director ever, he's worse than ed wood, even know ed wood is also terrible but he's films at least make some sense unlike uwe bolls

[drdanny13]

and ed wood films fucks ups are hilarous

[TheRealUweBoll]

@EXP082 Ed Wood waz great you shithead!!! But, I'm better!!!!

[Protection220]

@EXP082 learn 2 foreign comedy

[gregjbaldwin]

Pro Boll!!!!!

[katanawarrior2008]

he's retarted director making retarted films

[tejpenn]

haha liked the ending

[Mumusthereal]

YouTube Poop candidate?

[ExClUr]

Scent of a Woman is a very good movie, actually.

[ExClUr]

Are we talking about the same movie here? Scent of a Woman with Al Pacino? Because if we are then it's pretty much obvious who is retarded here. Although I couldn't blame you for having bad taste.

[littleritchie]

lmfao

[bardrews1]

LMAO.

[DglMaster2012]

Wtf was that ending?

[pawel1818]

i dont know :D thats ISANE

[Zucca101]

Perfect!

[huh95]

"i make the same shitty movies over and over"

that made me roflmao

[pjdr]

geez he's really got it out for george clooney

[SebRob24]

Sein Englisch ist so gut wie seine "Filme"

[helldog665]

omg that was so funny lol

[Duffman89detmig]

LOL

[fritzboom]

Well Uwe Boll does make some crap movies but i kinda feel sorry for the guy lol.and btw just let him make movies but telling him to stop making movies is too far.

[brianng999]

actually the only reason why he makes video game movies is because he can actually make a lot of money by exploiting the german government grants...do not feel sorry for him. He's actually a pretty smart businessman.

[roedtbeist]

That was hysterical!!!

[benfirst]

Ending is a scene from Riki-Oh

[SonicManipulation]

...no one asked.

[Kill3rr7]

yes please stop making movies

[boozebeerman]

boll please do somthig else no more movies you make grown people cry when they go to the movies and young peolpe whant to kill you dude we use your dvds as target practice

[TheGadler]

Uwe.... Du bist mein Held :)

[Kill3rr7]

loooooooool

[kbyte64]

"I'm the only fuckin retard in the whole business." lmfao

[alavivoravivora]

suck my balls Owe

[KONNIKORRI]

He is very dangerous!

[SnakeSkin950]

lol that's um, very RESOURCEFUL (for lack of a better word) with those sound effects there

[YouFoolWarrenIsDead]

What was that in the end?

[Adnoydal]

The German Messiah

[Espio360]

(thinks) Saving Private Ryan, Jurassic Park, Schindler's List, Pearl Har.....Raiders of the Lost ark. Get real Uwe, Spielberg wouldn't care about competition with you even if you were competition. Against Steve's films your chances are non-existent. You're just a wart on the face of the film industry. Enjoy your Razzie for Worst Career Achievement, you deserve it.

[1zxcvbn]

LOL *Uwe Boll on xbox 360*

Xbox 360-Achievement Worst director ever

Boll-OMG you have got to be kidding me

360- -10 gamerscore

Boll-Pieace of shit!

360-Disconnected from xbox live HAHA!

[GeForce47]

thats awesome for a video! lol

[towerofdave]

ERRARGH *smashes head*

[PolysaturatedFat]

He is such a terrible filmmaker.

[WWECW1990]

"If you look at my movies, you will see my real bullshit, you know?"

"I'm the only retard in the whole fucking business."

Thanks for being honest, Uwe.

[1zxcvbn]

LOL *Uwe Boll on xbox 360*

Xbox 360-Achievement Worst director ever

Boll-OMG you have got to be kidding me

360- -10 gamerscore

Boll-Pieace of shit!

360-Disconnected from xbox live HAHA!

[DenStoreTorsk]

You destroyed my ears 'cause of that shooting sound, bitch!!

[DarthFanta]

U no, his movies might actually work if he made one about himself.

[rossthefrogboy]

awesome man!!!!! lol- he admitted he's a retard

[DemianFM]

just awesome.

[LeesMahMan]

man i was laughing hard at the end " i am the only retard in the whole fucking business"

[artonelicofanatic4]

i also want pro boll pro boll pro boll pro boll and i expect FUCKING and uh i hope somebody will set it up and you all stop fucking pro boll pro boll pro boll prooooooo booooooll