The Best Quotes EVER

[songoku969696]

i got peed on...

[TheLadygaga1000]

Lmfao stifler you legend xD

[Karma23]

Ima gonna get laid finch fucker..

[IPlayNfsMw]

IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG BIATCH

[fcukoff15]

dilddoooooo



[08minty08]

im goin t hang out with my wang out.....an im goin to rock out with my cock out

[Deathbywaffle28]

DIIILDOO, DIIILDOO!

[kabbay]

Barely any Talladega Nights and no Step Brothers or Liar Liar. DISSAPOINTED.

[Owdene]

my dick looks like a corndog - I got cake all over my balls!

[oparfait]

The only one were missing is, "you don't score until you score"!!!!

[ryanbob1000]

Here's an idea I'll get you a spoon so you can eat my ass

[TheGCeps71]

i wake up in the morning and i piss excellence

[Superwhicked]

don't push me cuz im close to the edge, im trying not to lose my head. Aha Aha

[brightlights24]

"Party guy havin a good time, huh, can i get you a gin and tonic...bling....hold on a second, hello its for you its GET TO WORK FUCKER!"

[sareee2]

Happy Fuckday, assmouth!

[kablooie1697]

Suck on my nipples like youre milkin' a cow

[dorianstark]

these are not the best quotes ever. these are badly edited tidbits of bad movies.

[BenskyBen]

I'm a very calm person... FUCK!!

[sbh02]

it's on like donkey cock biatch!!!

HAHA!!!

[sbh02]

shit... i've got a frosted asscrack... finch, you want this here or to go!!!

HAHA :D

[peridot221]

i'm toching his i'm toching his i'm toching his

[Hazza2009]

YOU SUCK !!!!!!!!!!!

[TheMortalkombatdude]

biatch lol 3:12 and dildo lol

[wildrider100]

stifler and his mom r theee best

[augustitoh]

and i gonna rock out with mi cock out!

[WARMAKER1814]

It's on like donkey kong bioootch!

[jakabgrose84]

ARI GOLD is genius

[TheSammyboyX]

@IAmASuperCereal -_- its jizz free ficus

[crazykid2crazy]

fuck you finch....u didnt eat shit...its gonna be like you like this shit mama? shes gonna be like fuckin right doggy XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Gnikman33]

happy fuckday ass mouth hahahahaha

[benjieweiss]

good

but too much stifler

[crazykid2crazy]

@benjieweiss dude theres never enough stifler



[1990devilsangel]

whats the capital of tailand....... bancock. lol what an old joke

[phillyeagles217]

ask a girl how many guys she's slept with multiply it by 3 and thats the real answer

sadly it's true LOL

[HelioJorgeRodrigues]

@phillyeagles217 ye lol, that its a big true these days xD

[HelioJorgeRodrigues]

i just i am sure whatever you go with this lil Hoty will be more them amazing, fucking will be ORGASMIC, i mean, i am sorry, i dont wanna be rude ever sense u got here, i am not enable to take my eyes from YOUR ASS! i mean IS THE PERFECT SHAPE! LOLOLOL one of the best sentences in this video lol jermey piven is fucking great xDDDD

[HelioJorgeRodrigues]

what is the movie of jermey piven?

[Lisag507]

jim can you put your shirt up you are scareing all the chicks away

[nickkyy95]

Polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake

[StMcAwesomeX45]

I like how the last four minutes is Stifler. (Note the one "F")

[alexfowler0]

whats the first film again i 4got ?

[pkercov07]

"You're like a blind man picking up his favorite porno" xD

[keirstonAKAkiki]

"finch....stay the fuck away from the ficas" "momma dont want this""Thats a jizz free ficas" xDDDDDDDDDD

[keirstonAKAkiki]

I Lol'd at 0:41

[allyo]

good editing

[markhendry1888]

stiffler is the koolest guy ever kthxbai

[b4rtjuh21]

well, polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake =D

[funnybastard1]

''RIING hold on a sacond hello?''

''will you just take a shit already''

''its for you lets get to work fucker !!''

LOOOOOL xD

[KingGalby]

told ya that guy wan'ed ta FUCK me!

[D3bilChild]

You can make an actual movie just from stifflers quotes.

[xzoomx0]

it's on like donkey kong, biaaatch!

[soccerboy53193]

youre like a blind man picking out his favorite porno XD

[Weslo2]

how is a best quote "im a very calm person"

lol that's the stupidest quote ever

[dhrocks4life]

whats the capital of thailand? BANGCOCK

[edher510]

Entourage is my fav show

[jordan69district]

i piss exelant :L

[IHATEMYBROTHER2]

LMFAO great video Ari is my favourite character in entourage and steve stifler is my favourite character from AMERICAN PIE.

[powerdeenajs]

I`ve got an 11-inch penis...around!

[chicken12323]

@powerdeenajs think about it...

[xtremerockomaniac]

STIFFLER RULES!!!!!!

[jammyjynx]

whats tht film called where hes throwin the computer and the bloke goes "its a rental"

[marecare21]

its the best tv show ever made its called entourage...you HAVE to start watching otherwise you are missing out big time

[ijjjpaez]

Entourage. HBO tv show

[BoxingMadLad]

Its a tv show.

Entourage

[plitas]

"What's the capital of Thailand?

BANGKOCK!!!"

xD

[EdwardCullenBabe95]

STIFLER! :]

[Justin8806]

stilfer got me thru middle and highschool

haha fuckin hilarious

[nightcrawler998]

multiply it by three and thats the real number XD

[byby1313]

fuck,shit!,FUCKFACE!,MOTHERFUC­KERBIAAATCH

[1swede1]

Stifler RULES.

[xJoe352x]

you wanna hug it out, lets hug it out bitch

[bamfan151]

Its on like Donky Kong, BIATCHH

=D

[Masakione]

DILDOOOOO!

[gal69lag]

you missed one of my favorites!!! deck the hall, bye bye great falls, wipe my ass and lick my balls.... its stifler time babyy!

[begenineteen]

STIFFLER : i told u that guy wanted to fuck me.

[MasterDeanarius]

dude the best of the best has always been kal penn

he can make you laugh a 1000000 times with one single sentence

[methardris]

its on like donkey kong biaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch

[88element88]

2:38 if you know who ron jermey is youl get it, ( google ron jeremy) lol

[firstgoal07]

lmfao! 4:28-4:34

lol stifler owns all

[CaptainPilsner]

hahaha, No shit many more could have been added. lol Fuck yeah man, thanks for adding.

[dud1916]

i wish to once be as Godly as the stifmister lol STIFLER RULES !

[xXxXxBetrayerxXxXxX]

it`s stifmeister not stifmister ;P

[HeRaLd007]

every single fucking thing stifler says is epic

[RafaLisbon1986]

S T I F L E R

[Dragonovus]

there is a quote from stiffler i think and it says: ....and call me skippy. What's the whole sentence?

[harmverkuijlen]

Bite my nuts and call me Skippy!!!

[Dragonovus]

oooh yes thanks man!

[Henky1234]

lol that is rental

[IrishChris1979]

Classic!!! Thanks for the vid =)

[danonck]

The guy who says "silence is fucking golden" is Jeremy Piven, right?

[InaplaceIwishToBe]

STIFFLER STILLER STIFFLER haha fuckinnn legend love this guy mann

[giodoh]

1:31 lolololololol

[seanrulesbaby]

im goin hang out wif my wang out

and im goin rock out wif my cock out

lol =]

[kobe24bryantl]

u need to get some trailer park boys quotes in there

[petros18471992]

i want another movie with stifler!!!!!!!!!!!

[dcook395]

whats the movie with jermey piven?

[lowdawg34]

Its Entourage

[gjarucki]

let's hug it out bitch

[tartass342]

god i HOPE! that there will be another American pIe movie that has the original cast and not that straight to dvd shit. i would like to see what the real stiffler is doing and not his fuckin cousins. DILDO! DILDO! DILDO. haha

[jebintommy]

polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake!!!

lol

[AlatheaAnarchy]

I love how like 3/4 of the video is Stiffler.

Fucking legend!

Great vid 5/5

[Dreyck14]

BANGKOK!

[streetkiefer]

stifler is quality he has the best character ever to play awsome!!!

[starbuckscowgut17]

.............i got peed on

[matrags]

"I wake up in the morning and I kiss excellence" lol

[CixXxCuzzo]

PISS excellence

[matrags]

right :)

[cameronmarlow]

id pay to see stifler stand up

[kangaroo9123]

STIFFLER IS MY HERO!!!!

[celtpoolpompey]

Well polish my balls n serve me a milkshake;]

lol

[chappy103]

its SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL!!!!!

[poprocks459]

suck me sexy

[DionBig72]

That was just perfect 6:17 well spent!

Fuckin Right Doggy!

[aznxpress82]

Days Of Thunder. Tom Cruise, Nicole Kidman, and Robert Duvall

[elmodirka]

what movie was the second one that was

shown in this video?

[killsomething2]

what show is that on 1:15?

[walkerrida138]

Entourage

[flashdanceluver]

(Stifler) "So Jessica How Many Girls Did You Sleep With This Year?"

(Jessica) "Well Gee Wouldnt You Like To Know."

(Stifler)"... Fuck Yeah I Would!"

ROFL

[iamnasty]

silence is fucking golden auhauhauah

[iamnasty]

I'm a calm person....FUCK!! FUUUUUCK!!!

[jamjohnson39]

its time to boom boom with the bridesmaid finch fucker

[Yendow23]

FAGATORN

[jayegems]

that shit was brilliant ...ad more whoadie

[Sheikkailija]

SHAKE THIS!! XD

[AMIIZix]

OMG IM DIENGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[jazrambo]

whats this crap you faggot bastard

[gekko030]

i'm gonna rock out with my cock out

[morleyrox]

well im gunna hang out with my wang out

[fahadhamdan]

Ari Gold is the shit

[AntzD7]

iv just wasted 6 minutes watchin that shit

[benxevans]

hahahahahahahahahaha your name is chad hahahahahahahahahaha!!! you only here that name in movies... and the charcter is always a loser

[AndrosForever]

5:22-5:33 MOST EPIC OF EPICS.

[Parrydinho]

stifler is abosulute legend lol

[Ordningsmannen87]

Amen brother. Best quotees ever. DILDO DILDO DILDO!!!!

[Marshmallowmann]

Epic xDDD

[acgolf55]

days of thunder

[efrainplaza7]

what movie is the tom cruise line from?

[areallylongassname2]

Dick looks like a corndog!

[11max22]

"there's little hearts on her panties"

[mor69ris]

"ahhhh fuckin right doggie its about god damn time"

bahahahahaha

best bit

[X1xELITESNIPERx1X]

the best quote ever is holy shit i found a fucking dildo!!

[bkghistorian]

i got peed on.

[jollygreen122]

My personal favorite quote is "Love is an Illusion of the pain that is yet to come." But Vendetta71105 Quote is also excellent.

[Vendetta71105]

the best quote ever is "Behind this mask there is more than flesh, Mr Creidi,behind this mask there is an idea and ideas are bulletproof!

[Parrydinho]

haha ye awesome!!

"The only thing we have in common Mr. Creidi is, where both about to die"

[SamuraiNegro407]

That was so fucking sick when Ari punched that wall, that dude is the only reason entourage is still on air.

[OctoberSaint]

Yup-yup, Ari is the ONLY reason I watch.

[chubroc]

Ari IS FUCKING HILARIOUS! Stiffler funny as fuck to lol

[stormtrooped]

ari gold has the best.. he's fucking awsome

[TEARITUP666]

Ari Gold is my personal Hero

[jnags34]

Boom Boom with the bridesmaids Finch Fucker!

[Hellooli]

What movie is it with Jeremy pivens?

[TehoTiimi]

It's not. It's the TV show "Entourage"

[TheBman10]

My dick looks like a corn dog, I got cake all over my balls LOLOLOLOLO

[deNorbury]

love ari.

[MPotts52]

I was mad that the new ones didnt have Sean W Scott in em, the new guys dont bring near as much comedy to the screen like he did. How the hell can you take the real Stiffler out of the best comedy set?

[Fredrikjaa]

tbh I don't know wtf they were doing the last 3 movies so far, the first movie was good in it's own way, the second was better than the first in performances by the actors, then the third was sort of an ending of the era, then the 3 next was to me...horseshit, they probably did it for the money

[shtejusna]

Steeve:Still pissed about me and Keidens?

Finch:No,if she doesn't like the intelectual stuff I think she's better with you.

Steeve:Thanks shitbreak.............Dick...f­uckin' hate not hating you...

Finch:I did fuck your mom.....Twice...

Steeve:That's better fucker...! >D

[wjj8wjj8]

the stiffmister rules

[BlueNoseConor]

Stifler doesnt say suck me beautiful lol its nova..as in casanova =P

[5339751Pet]

LOVE LOVE LOVE JEREMY PIVENS!!!!!

[shtejusna]

Dildos!You missed all the good quotes of Stiffler!

[atpess]

shitbreak...

[cherryorchards]

u forgot a Stiff classic: Suck me , beautiful!

[cyns2cute]

Fucking love Sean!

Whats the capital of Thailand?

Bangkok (Classic!!)

Everybody wants a piece of the stiffmeister!!

[MisterInappropriate]

how about i give you a spoon so you can eat my ass

lol stifler is the best by why did they take sean william scott away :(

[nintendonerd111]

lol noelroby ment kickin' also "u wanna hug it out? lets hug it bitch"

[Wowstogne]

Suck my dick rog-air me.

Stifler is king.

[MStiff726]

You've got it a little wrong. Finch says to him some quote from the philosopher Volitare. Stiffler responds "Suck my dick- Ron Jermey"

[SorabetEoan]

'i piss excellence' LOL!