WTF, I raw dogged a random chick! - Ask The John

[benboarder09]

a lot of scars

[ekultus]

if a bitch ever gives me an std like aids I will kill her

[akukaya72]

I got laid twice at socialnetlink . com and these women on there are so young and they are made to go through a blowjob course and they give the best blowjob ever, I just cant believe I came so fast...damn embarrassing

[onehitsniper]

Your a genius, god I love you

[sly91551]

dont use trojans

[Naturepheonix]

Which MMA do you do?

Sanda?

I'm doing Muay Thai

16 years old baby!

[typhoon535]

When I first started having sex, I was with a chick that never wanted to use condoms. At first I was ok with it but eventually my worrying brain took over and I told her no sex without condoms (good thing she didn't call that bluff :). A few years later I hear she got pregnant from her boyfriend.....sure glad I didn't end up being that guy.

[TDubthebassist]

guy getting a HIV from raw-dogging: 1/2000 (0.05%) per exposure. Don't think you will have that at the first time, but keep that as your chance to use condoms all the time, no matter what!

[Weeds1100]

I banged this random girl two days ago. I was wearing a condom, but i woke up the next morning with itchy balls, and a slight fever. The itch is gone now and so is the fever, should i be checking this out any way?

[immortalchild16]

Same shit here man, After doing a chick next morning my piss came out purple, I said the same shit, turns out I just had one too many beitruts (CAN´t Spell).

[Subject28]

Do you really have a dildo in your bedroom? Lmao

[Daytonaman675]

Pray man. Pray for no kids and no std's. Get checked till you're in the clear (about 6mo) and then wrap that mother fucker up.

[africanamericankid]

ive had a std scare.. i shared some drugs with a girl and the next day i had some fuckin cold sores on my lip!!! its all gone now but seriously that shit scared the fuck outtta me!!

[rainbow1892]

WTF? eww raw dogging?! wow hell No

[Kogerii]

1:36 More likely it was inside her and she didn't want to stop the sex for you to feel around inside her for it.

[joechavez108]

i fuckin LOVE skyy for reasons like this 

[BeyondCapoStatus]

LMAO!!! " Homeboy, In my house I am prepared, this is a freakin war zone,condoms at the ready, lubes at the ready, If I should go limp for some reason there is a dildo in reach to keep her entertained". lmaooo this guy is fucking funny

[mOnK27640]

well dude if shes dry your doing it wong my boy

[stichway]

tested out the "get to know the person 1st" with a this chick. she ended up bringing rubbers with her on the 4th date, it was my excuse for not having sex. so i strapped up and did my thing, pulled out and saw the rubbers in pieces, scared shit-less i hid the evidence. after the longest week in my life" she told me she missed her period, I think i peed a little bit in my pants as i struggled with a come back. it turned out she was just late tho, needless to say i fired her soon after that.

[Vonbomb]

@stichway WTF!? Why didn't you tell her you fool. She could have taken the morning after pill.

[tubbytwee3]

hey u should be on the safe side n still get checked

[glossyxokizzez]

skyy owns a dildo...wow!

[gayazzu]

@glossyxokizzez skyy owns a dildo AND lube

[hollumber]

the worst std/pregnancy scare:

i was at a party with my girlfriend and i get into a threesome. we were all so drunk...and i came inside the girl who i was NOT in a relationship with!! i was so scared man. but when the pregnancy and std tests came back, i was so relieved. The girl wasn't pregnant...man i was happy beyond belief!!!

however...she did get hiv from me and herpes in the mouth from my girlfriend...

[flodhi1]

LOL@security guards standing on the strawberry short cake

[flodhi1]

Jean-Paul you have really risked your entire life by raw doggin a girl. You could have caught Herpes, (most definitely warts) and God forbid HIV is straight out there. The disadvantage of todays testing is that a HIV test can come negative even 6 months-1 year after sex. You could even be negative a couple years after being tested. HIV can go into lysogenic stage and hide inside your body. It's a scary scary fucking thing.

[localmusicdetroit]

"I will go down with a dildo in one hand, lube in the other and die like a fricken champion!"

lmfao so great. sky youre so awesome

[aussiebear22]

Dear Jean-Paul...If you fail to plan, you plan to fail.

[234234BLITZ234234]

I had tiny bumps on my sausage it turns out it was (Something Natural) Fordyce's spots

[lilgogeta]

hmm thats not a bad idea, to have a dildo in the house to keep her buzy

[prdjr73]

Skyy, I got kicked out of this chicks house this weekend when I jammed my cock in her ass when I was hitting her from behind. I couldn't help it though. It felt so goooood!!!!

[prdjr73]

There aint nothing better than getting some strange. Raw doggin is scarry, but damn I've done it many times. I guess I like living on the edge!

[MIRACLEDREAMER1]

ask the john is your thing...some of it is "outta" order but when you kit on something good you do it well

[ninoisagod]

crossing my fingers and toes for this poor guy. GOOD LUCK MAN!

[incrowdcynic]

"This feels too good to be true!" ...gold!

[fraudster111]

John Paul. Expect a 14yr old girl/boy walking up to you calling you daddy 14yrs from now lol.

[zadkiel04]

I feel u John. Most men don't know that pleasing the chick while having sex is the fuckin best!!!! To know that you pleased her is a win win. She gets hers and it strokes your ego. Now that's Good Business!!!

[DarkIsLovely88]

@darren84217 dtf=down to fuck

[darren84217]

what is DTF?

[skyyjohn]

@darren84217 DTF = "Down To Fuck!"

[MrSandmanTv]

@darren84217 watch jersey shore

[cooltunacan]

lmao you clean? me too! lets go! jajajajajajaja! homeboy after the bar with a couple of shots in you and a geared up machinery everybody is clean!

[AllanGilber]

so..you have a dildo in your home?

[KingFreak07]

"CHICK HAD A MAGICAL STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE" LOL

[DaveDrummero]

Skyy! Where'd you get that t shirt?

[LordOtorai]

Raw dog in the butt, tonight you a slut !!

[ELLEinfinity]

dood, RUN, don't walk and ask for every std test they have. If she did it to you, how many others were there before... Scary!

[waldo5683]

Love it!!!! ")

[Sythine]

LoL I crossed my fingers when he crossed his.... I really need a life =|

[TheMelak]

LoLz

[ebonknight]

Good idea about getting tested. Had a STD scare, got called by the health dept. Turned out that I was okay but I was scared as hell.

[bloodsline]

FUCKK YEA!!!!! dude...i fucked this chick no condom and the next day when i woke up first thing on my mind was...omfg ima die!! ....i even called in sick for work cuz i got paranoid lolol....ahhh i sure dont miss that day...i was high as fuck..thats why i ddint put on 1

[millerelex]

Skyy Dogg, my bitch gave me the clap after we got engaged and had been together over a year. She was a ho John, a muh-fuckin HO!

[neiji412]

you see that name? Jean-Paul lol 

[bigtymer9778]

Pregnancy scare? I like to call them 'Knock Em Up" Wednesdays.

[ushasa]

I've been friends with this guy for three years, and we just decided, three weeks ago to start having a relationship. Everything was going really well, and then he calls me last nite, and tells me that this girl he was seeing is 1 month pregnant, and now he's gonna marry her in a few months. I'd rather he caught HIV and died a long, slow death.

[kasonyaj1]

FOOMP! it disappears. lube that shit up with ur mouth......skyy has a dildo in his house? lol i bet ur friends pull jokes everynow and then

[kasonyaj1]

FOOMP! it disappears. lube that shit up with ur mouth

[Veomunn]

DAMN!

Does anyone have a link to this video's thumbnail?

[TooFly22]

Go Raw or Go Home.. Pussies

[mck4real]

Thumbs up if Skyyjohn should start a T Shirt making company!!!!

[Beakle]

Hey i know that it is against my principles but id probably fucked her too :/

Its kinda hard to control oneself in such a...delicate situation..

[whitenailsnguitars]

Skyy, you know that dildo aint for the girl..

[blazeglover]

"I'll Die with a Lube and Dildo in My Hand" Wow lmao you know that sounded so fucking homo but its okay your Skyy John only you can get away with shit like that

[blazeglover]

#Childplease who da fuck has sex with a chick without a condom idc if she's the hottest chick in the world i'm not gonna fuck her if there is no condom nuff said

[LukeSock]

It wasn't so scary after I went to the store and got a coat hanger.

[HaLfDeAdArtist]

LOL.. i had an std scare and pregnancy scare, my dick was red (the top) a little the next day. and i had like fuck i pulled out but what if i pre came !! OMG ! SHIT !! IM JUST AS DUMB AS THOSE IDIOTS !! - luckily i came to the conclusion that it was just body soap that made it that way and she was on the pill and i didnt shoot anything and that she got her period so i was safe. damn im never going raw again..

[JediMindTricks183]

yup pregnancy scare lol...me and my girlfriend thought she was pregnant. We bought a pregnancy test and a fucking hour after it said 'not pregnant' she had her god damn period...FML i want my 20 bucks back.

[horstizzle]

this nigguh Jawhn Poll is gonna end up on the maury show... bahaahahahaha

[downinahole193]

jesus, how long should you wait before you get tested?!? DON'T! RUN to a clinic!

[larssonk22]

@downinahole193 lol yeh Jean Paul should get nominated for the Darwin Award

[nickcaaaa]

@Skyyjohn2 Sky is it Raw dogging if she's on Birth Control?

[zapbolt]

If she's not your girlfriend, use condom.

[ericsayres]

Raw dogging sounds so stupid. Needs a new name.

[saylarr]

ahah skyy awesome ep! you're the man son!

[Emerson7947]

first time i fucked a chick i went raw and nutted in her by quote on quote accident. i planned on 4gettin she was alive afterward but the bitch called me and sayed she may be pregnant. long stroy short it was a attempt to get me to stay wit her...dumb bitch

[LuminusX]

Both man. Wore condoms, but one time, went to go pee and I thought I saw blood. Turns out it was just a dream. Then the chick started talking about all her pregnancy symptoms. I vowed never to have sex again! Until the next day...

[LuminusX]

@LuminusX One day, my nuts started hurting a day after. Went to the doctor, and even went to get surgery to have a lymph node examined. Turns it I was just paranoid and just laid some serious pipe.

[keta4332]

and do not have AIDS. my gay guy friend said: a guy gave him oral sex gave him two std's at the same time; both was curable.

[keta4332]

skyy john is right! i'm prepared with all types of condoms & dental dams & lubes. i'm prepared because i never met a person telling if they got a std. i would tell the person anything to get the person to use a condom. i had too many std scares! one person asking: are you clean (sound stupid). if the person is not clean; they will probably say: yes. my gay guy friend told me: he had unprotected sex with a fine guy then immediately after sex; the fine guy said: i got AIDS; my friend got tested an

[keta4332]

skyy john is right! i'm prepared with all types of condoms & dental dams & lubes. i'm prepared because i never met a person telling if they got a std. i would tell the person anything to get the person to use a condom. i had too many std scares! one person asking: are you clean (sound stupid). if the person is not clean; they will probably say: yes.

[keta4332]

skyy john is right! i'm prepared with all types of condoms & dental dams & lubes.

[najaa3]

omg sky that same thing has happend to me i couldnt find the condom anywhere i even asked my girl like 10 times if it was in her it was no where to be found!!!!!!

[tayasoap]

i respect this sky

[bobbiskeeper]

F yeah.. This one time I slept with this guy who said after wards he had Herpes (no raw dog)! Like the next day it started to burn when I peed... I was so scared I went to the doctor and turns out it was a bladder infection. I am 100% clean but I swear I had about 16 heart attacks that day.

[w00texCY]

I raw dogged a random chick at a party, I'm 17.

It was a 16+ Party in Denmark.

we went on the dance floor, danced, kissing, went to the girls bathroom, kissing, raw dogged her. Back out and relax. then 2 minutes later I see her with another dude and hes about to raw dog her! I was like WHAT THE FUCK I left the party and waited until the next day & went to the doctor. Lol.. never gonna raw dog again.

[nitrofreeze]

hell, spit on your spring roll and call it a day

[mrmoreless]

aww hell ya ! pregnancy sucks balls... I remember my girl was on her period a week late... i didn't sleep two weeks

[SinnamonS]

STOP FUCKING RAW DUMMIES

[evadracona]

John thats now how campions go down... its the fall of a HERO!

[AGPJL]

john is the best lol

[BiggerScarierMonster]

First time i fucked, I raw dogged it. I was fuckin terrified that she was pregnant because a while after i put my fucking dick in, she decides to tell me that she's not on fucking birth control... eors;gjawr;lkgjar;lgjs;lijh;la­e.

[SinnamonS]

@BiggerScarierMonster Ur dumb for doing that

[BiggerScarierMonster]

@SinnamonS Yes, yes I am.

[ratede91]

Once I woke up and my penis was stuck to my boxers, but then i realized that it was just from the lube that we used the other night. She wore me out. not that i think about it. std symptoms don't happen overnight! <=0

[MilbyDragonBlade]

IF ALL ELSE FAILS SHIT ON HER FACE! DUH!

[Sei1863]

What's sex like?

[animemaniac31]

I wonder if Skyy is a sexaholic.....

Should take me where he goes

[stang4lyfe07]

i fucked a chick with a condom on once.... I was so god damn paranoid i got an STD test... clean thank god... having OCD sucks :(

[StaticShelby]

NEVER trust someone who says they are clean- you have no proof and neither do they, they could have something and not know it. Do you really think someone is going to come out and say "No, I have herpes" when they're trying to get laid? Hell no. I've been married for two years and i still get tested every time i get my birth control refilled (once a year) not because I don't trust my husband, only because it takes literally two seconds to do it and hurts nothing.

[tigerspartan06]

fingers crossed lol

[immadocta]

I've been kicked in the balls if that counts. Haha

[john1542]

I crossed my fingers

[sosforever]

"too dry?" bullshit. use your spit, get some fucken water. they're both stupid.

[hcgturtle]

pregnancy? invest in stairs.

[anto1122]

@hcgturtle HAHA

[ItalianStalian131]

@hcgturtle

LMFAO!! thats terrible :)

[TommyNoFun]

@hcgturtle got shares in the stock market for stairs man, best investment ever

[renkitty1984]

i have pregnancy scare with my ex and with my fwb. but mainly because i am paranoid by nature.

[StaticShelby]

@renkitty1984 I feel your pain there. i'm on birth control and if i have the slightest pregnancy symptom i get paranoid, too.

[zzasserzz]

Under the stars, perfect night.....she looks at me.....and goes

"Baby...i think im pregnant"

[PainfulStrength]

I went in with a condom on this older chick and then by the time it was over i pulled out and the condom was broke i busted inside her, i was so flipping scared that i called my sister and she brang over a Plan B pill. I never talked to this girl again

[scorpioleo7]

Question is what's worse getting that chuck pregnant or HIV... Prob gettin her pregnant

[quickstrike93]

I actually have an AMAZING survival story:

I raw dogged a stewardess in the bathroom of a plane. No condoms were available to me and she said she was clean. I was flying from Canada to Europe. Next morning in Europe my penis was flippin RED dude!! like a chili pepper. What I did: raw dogged some more girls to try and reverse the effects and it worked I was STD free. lesson learned: FUCK CONDOMS RAW DOG IS THA WAY TO GO

[Christofson]

You have security guards standing around the strawberry shortcake. Oh SkyyJohn you are too much.

[corkfivefourD]

when i lost it i thought i got her pregnant.

[aidenurman]

No lube what you think spit was made for 100% home made.

[theun4givn2]

lol... damn..  um... no prego scares.. thank jesus

[MrJayeWalk]

LMAO DAMN,i was to lazy to take out my condom..my first time n i got a std...smfh great impression

[OTKSenior]

it's a war out there!

[Blacksoljah]

"This is war!"

[pandadude5150]

dude i lost count

[Harold10ful]

Pregnancy Scares are just as scary as being charged with rape. smh it scared me so bad i didnt have sex for a year and a half NO LIE!

[dfph0930]

jean paul... bro hate to break it to ya... but u gotta get an HIV test six months from now, give or take, cause the virus can be in a latent state and not show up till then... like skyy said, wrap it up bro... best of luck to you...

[Lyuze1]

I once took a girl I met in town back to mine, started laying pipes with a condom on, came prematurely and passed out. When I woke up the chick had vanished I was not wearing a condom.

I was clean but I didn't sleep or have sex with my girlfriend till I got the results...

[desicuellar]

HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAA­ PREGNANCY SCARE LMFAO :(

[SocaTrain]

i think everybody has gone raw dog and fucked up like that before. just go get tested brother. and skyy youre right! its these couples out here that are spreadin diseases cuz they're fuckin each other raw then they go back on the market. strap it up gentleman and ladies

[skyding8962]

I got a blowjob (first ever) without a condom at age 22 from a stripper in a strip club that I paid to have sex. I couldn't get hard (I was a nervous virgin) so I couldn't have sex. Anyways the next day I had sores on my dick. Ive had genital herpes since that day. Really sucks.

[iBIiss]

MAGICAL STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE

[juniwilliams]

Id rinse my mates condom n use it before i raw dog a random chick. Jean Paul, your a dumbass. U need some of that syphilis.

[pgguy3]

I been with over a 100 chicks.. some of them raw :) lost count in the 80's somewhere. With random chicks there's a lot of spontaneous excitement.

[EricFishaaa1369]

I had an STD scare once that video they showed me in health class that is y i am still a virgin :S

[thatsgorg]

John, I'm not going to lie. I'm in love with you a little bit ahaha

x

[bryant49]

omg it happens to the best of us dude

[MaicoMoon]

Fuck all these sluts and hoes...only because I'm a virgin fag =x

[dodobaby45]

wtf... how u accidentially raw dog a chick??? anyways jean-paul u shuda spit on da strwberry shrt cake and dug in... GET TESTED in 3WEEKS JEAN-PAUL...

i've had 2 pregnancy scares, and caught "goner-ria" (LOL) by raw doggin a random LYIN SKANK... NEVER AGAIN!!

[youngdeezy1990]

is this guy nuts?! never have sex without a condom. never! im to scared lll get a std or get the girl pregnent.

[jkim204]

Here's a tip for some dumbasses, you should always use a condom no matter what the fucking bitch says. Never trust a bitch, what the bitch says to you is like a fly around your ears.

[JayMann620]

I never had an STD scare, but I put on a condom and went at it (but I'm guessing midway through cause it started feelin better) the condom broke and I blew my load in my girl. Shit, that wasn't fun when I saw my junk without his hat on.

[junglefresssh]

id love to tell you my story but first i gotta get laid

[Naruto24815]

hahahaha sky u have a dildo lol

[Drandai267]

my ex'girlfriend & I thought that she was pregnant until she called and said that she had her period, all I could've though to myself was "THANK.... GOD!!!"

[post2sk8online]

This shit happened to me last week man! Me and this girl left the club and went back to her place, i was pretty drunk and for some reason could not cum inside her, after over an hour or banging this chick i gave up and threw the johnny away. The next morning i was still feeling pissed and raw dogged her!

Tip of the day, bring extra ammo!!

[AntheaPicciano]

Magical Strawberry Shortcake.

Epic.

[zelfar2007]

HELL NO I'M CLEAN BITCHES!!!

[Tarikan5]

I went down on a chick knowing she been around many guys...

[moballer12]

sky..the earrings look gay

[azthundercloud]

when i was in the military...this girl said i got her pregnant. she said this to pretty much everyone who did her. she was looking for a sugar daddy. i made her get tested and she wasnt. since then no glove...no love

[SlimJim58]

yeah I went 2 go visit this chick in Canada thought she got pregnant so for a whole 9 months I was freaking out and we had stopped talking too so I was mad scared plus everyone around me was getting pregnant and having babies. Thank God she wasn't though. I'm only fuckin 20!

[desimunda116]

right when you said you were doing mma, my balls started to hurt lol

[WorldPeace21]

Jean-Paul was raped. Seriously! She didn't ask him if he wanted sex, she just stuck it into her. I've got my fingers crossed for him. Hope it turns out okay.

[Shawshank00]

DTF?

[TonyFbaby87]

@Shawshank00

Down to Fuck

[Shawshank00]

@TonyFbaby87 Ah of course, thanks.

[jimmyboy134]

@Shawshank00 down to fuck!@!

[8thmoon]

@Shawshank00 DOWN TO FUCK

[foreverlovenancy]

@Shawshank00 down to fuck lol

[2paclove2]

you stupid shit you could have spit or put shampoo better than unprotected with some one you met at a bar and bang in the same night maybe she had aids and she knew and wanted to give it you, i once used a plastic bag because i couldint find any condoms so get tested in the next 6 months

[Allinmyworld]

@2paclove2 a plastic bag? my man your a true soilder! lol

[2paclove2]

@Allinmyworld yup we got to serve and protect

[SkyyJohn2]

@2paclove2 A plastic bag?! That's fucking gansta! LOL

[Chrisz636]

Dude I swear when im gonna go bang im going to your house so im okay and she is not gonna be bored with the variety o.O

[Iambenjoz]

He's fucked.



[elprrrrr5]

Aids is undetectable for almost a month or so before it's shown in a test....

[asaeed92]

I have my fingers crossed for you guys.

[TIJUANAHK]

THIS IS WAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!

[Baidoo13]

Just to be clear bout my last comment Iam black myself (just in case ne1 misconstrues wot I'm sayin lol)

[Baidoo13]

Me n a friend got down n dirrty, find out 9 months later she gave birth to a kid........Thank GOD it wasn't Black!!!!!!!