I miss coming home from work and logging on to see what new madness Glen was coming out with and then the parody vids. I wish Glen would come back and do the dancing/flexing lol
Pity about Glenn, YT kicked him out. There is no one like Glenn here, angry, sad man, I bet he will hit the wine bottle now, put his fist through the drywall. I don't think any therapy would help him spicus.
We generally recommend spaying and neutering, just like we do with our stray Mormons and Scientologists. And there's a Satanist-sponsored Methodist Euthenasia Building in Kansas City. Let's take up a collection and send him there.
Hey satanmission, I live in Utah so know all about Mormons,I don't think they would think much to being 'fixed' though, they like to have way too many kids, which brings up our taxes.
Before you get a little woody let me explain: Jesus talks to me. He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows when you were cutting another hole in your body to be penetrated in.
He also tells me that the Jesus that talks to you is his evil twin brother Wesus. You should of know when he put his fist in your ass.
Sorry but I'm not coming on to you, cum-guzzler. I'm just trying to establish some rules so that you don't take advantage of me. Can't be too carfull around your kind.
I know "gay-talk" must make you uncofortable after all the repressed memories of your "dads" taking turns on you but calling them "daddy" doesn't make them your fathers.
Your crack whore mother didn't even try to visit? Shame on her.
You don't HAVE to but if it makes you feel like a man for the first time in your closet-homo life, I guess I'll understand. Just don't suck my dick while I'm unconscious. I know you'll be tempted with me on the floor and my huge chunk of meat making your mouth water but please don't.
What would your mother think? She gave you life, gave you herpies, she'd be jealous.
So you are giving a childish reason for acting like an animal? "She started it" I don't give a crap about your excuses. I'm not asking for them. Besides, she's just a kid, you are an old man, you act like you've never been insulted before.
Nah, I don't want to be a hero. Just giving my two cents just like you are. You try to act all tough and threaten people like some barbarian. I'm just laughing at it and giving my opinion about it.
I lost my bible. I'll probably get a new one soon though.
Why are you attacking ItsAboutsJesus? He can smack teeth in, and there's biblical proof that it is alright! Recently some new scrolls have been recovered in Israel; the Gospels of St. Dentiste. 'Thou shalt taketh thy little ones and beat their teeth out, so saith the eternal father'. ItsAboutsJesus is only following God's Will! Why are you non-True Christians so goddamn ignorant!?
I don't want you to be a loving Christian. I'd prefer that you would be a decent human being in general but its even better that you are someone that we could all laugh at. In reality, I wouldn't want you any other way. LOL
Angry at a tree? No wonder he's your role model. He also said to turn the other cheek. He even asked for forgiveness for people who tortured him. Then you single out a time he was angry at a tree and threaten to beat people over the net, even a girl?
Yeah, Jesus wanted ItsAboutsJesus to threaten and beat people, especially little girls, it say so in the bible. Jesus beat people all the time. He never showed love or compassion.
But serioursly, you are an even bigger joke than this video makes you out to be.
No. I'm pretty sure fantasy Jesus hates your videos too because they are long, loud, silly, and rambling.
How exactly are you going to smack in people's teeth? Is that your catch phrase? I am totally on the other end of the monitor and if you punch your monitor hard enough Glen I am sure you will knock me teeth in. Before I go to Hell, of course.
I've recently stumbled upon this whole GR vs. the entire world debacle. IMO, many of these video responses and "Glenn bashings" are some of the most entertaining, clever and humorous videos on youtube. Glenn's obviously barking mad, but he's an endless resource for more video presentations like this one. At the very least, I hope that this Brooklyn born representative of Christ sticks around for awhile, so I can enjoy more of these excellent vids. Kudos! 5/5
The words are perfectly apropos (with the exception of "her" when referring to god), yet are those of a totally cheesy kid's movie. Score!
The sped-up music lends a just slightly annoying meesy-mice chipmunk quality, which has some alchemy with glen and his ordinary annoying voice. And, knowing it's directed at glen, you think he must be supremely annoyed at such mockery.
Oh my! This is just sublime! I wonder if Glenn's watched this yet. I can imagine his face turning red and steam coming out of his ears right before his head explodes like that dude from Scanners.
his fame will never die, though his credibility did long ago. he will always remain a source of amusement for the nonreligious, and stand as testimony to the christian ideal.
I miss coming home from work and logging on to see what new madness Glen was coming out with and then the parody vids. I wish Glen would come back and do the dancing/flexing lol
clutchSlipper 3 days ago
1 year ago
1 c0ver y0ur m0outh with y0ur hand
2 make a wish int0 it
3 cl0se y0ur hand (make it int0 a fist)
4 h0ld y0ur fist t0 y0ur heart f0r 5 secs
5 send dis t0 3 m0re vide0s
6 t0m0rr0w will be y0ur best day ever SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U
ponyogurrl221 10 months ago
The Easter bunny and Santa included in the great "quadra-trinity" made me laugh out loud.
Melexion 1 year ago
Lol, this video actully tells alot of Glenn.
Nice done xD
AbartsWorld 2 years ago
Apathy is a genius
luxunity 2 years ago 3
It's just a shame there's no 'Best video' award on You Tube. These vids would def be a contender
Absaloute Quality. 5 stars
29Gixxer 2 years ago
ROFL!
soulinite 3 years ago
His emasculated voice is wunderschöön!
He should apply for that castrati position in the Vatican!
Rationellskeptiker 3 years ago 2
This guy and VFX are creepy beyond compare!
LordMalice6d9 3 years ago 5
ItsAboutsJesus has been suspended. Just when I was making major breakthroughs with his therapy. LOL
SpicusMojificus 3 years ago 3
Pity about Glenn, YT kicked him out. There is no one like Glenn here, angry, sad man, I bet he will hit the wine bottle now, put his fist through the drywall. I don't think any therapy would help him spicus.
DiverforPort 3 years ago 3
We generally recommend spaying and neutering, just like we do with our stray Mormons and Scientologists. And there's a Satanist-sponsored Methodist Euthenasia Building in Kansas City. Let's take up a collection and send him there.
satansmissionary6669 3 years ago 4
Hey satanmission, I live in Utah so know all about Mormons,I don't think they would think much to being 'fixed' though, they like to have way too many kids, which brings up our taxes.
DiverforPort 3 years ago
Yeah, I miss laughing at his nonsense.
SayNoToFaith 3 years ago
Your "daddys" share some of the blame for you not walking straight as well as you for insisting they gang bang you.
Wow, a christian asking for proof! LOL.
Okay. Jesus says that you are wearing a Justin Timberlake shirt, ass-less pants and a pink bandana.
SpicusMojificus 3 years ago
Before you get a little woody let me explain: Jesus talks to me. He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows when you were cutting another hole in your body to be penetrated in.
He also tells me that the Jesus that talks to you is his evil twin brother Wesus. You should of know when he put his fist in your ass.
SpicusMojificus 3 years ago
Sorry but I'm not coming on to you, cum-guzzler. I'm just trying to establish some rules so that you don't take advantage of me. Can't be too carfull around your kind.
I know "gay-talk" must make you uncofortable after all the repressed memories of your "dads" taking turns on you but calling them "daddy" doesn't make them your fathers.
Your crack whore mother didn't even try to visit? Shame on her.
SpicusMojificus 3 years ago
If Jebus says it's ok, I'm alright with it. :)
FweeHee 3 years ago
You don't HAVE to but if it makes you feel like a man for the first time in your closet-homo life, I guess I'll understand. Just don't suck my dick while I'm unconscious. I know you'll be tempted with me on the floor and my huge chunk of meat making your mouth water but please don't.
What would your mother think? She gave you life, gave you herpies, she'd be jealous.
SpicusMojificus 3 years ago
My comments not being posted?
SpicusMojificus 3 years ago
So you are giving a childish reason for acting like an animal? "She started it" I don't give a crap about your excuses. I'm not asking for them. Besides, she's just a kid, you are an old man, you act like you've never been insulted before.
Nah, I don't want to be a hero. Just giving my two cents just like you are. You try to act all tough and threaten people like some barbarian. I'm just laughing at it and giving my opinion about it.
I lost my bible. I'll probably get a new one soon though.
SpicusMojificus 3 years ago
Why are you attacking ItsAboutsJesus? He can smack teeth in, and there's biblical proof that it is alright! Recently some new scrolls have been recovered in Israel; the Gospels of St. Dentiste. 'Thou shalt taketh thy little ones and beat their teeth out, so saith the eternal father'. ItsAboutsJesus is only following God's Will! Why are you non-True Christians so goddamn ignorant!?
FweeHee 3 years ago
Wow, I never new that. You have opened my tight virgin eyes to be penetrated by the glory of the almighty God.
SpicusMojificus 3 years ago
I don't want you to be a loving Christian. I'd prefer that you would be a decent human being in general but its even better that you are someone that we could all laugh at. In reality, I wouldn't want you any other way. LOL
Angry at a tree? No wonder he's your role model. He also said to turn the other cheek. He even asked for forgiveness for people who tortured him. Then you single out a time he was angry at a tree and threaten to beat people over the net, even a girl?
SpicusMojificus 3 years ago
Yeah, Jesus wanted ItsAboutsJesus to threaten and beat people, especially little girls, it say so in the bible. Jesus beat people all the time. He never showed love or compassion.
But serioursly, you are an even bigger joke than this video makes you out to be.
SpicusMojificus 3 years ago
Seriously, what the FUCK is wrong with you?
Is there some kind of disease you have or something? Is there something WRONG?
You just said you'd smack a little girls teeth in. LISTEN TO YOURSELF.
EXACTLY HOW CHRISTIANS ACT.
EXACTLY.
What a NICE LOVING CHRISTIAN.
Peachygirl 3 years ago
I'm just a little girl!
Are you going to smack my teeth in too?
WHAT AN ASS.
THATS THE FUCKING NAME YOU GIVE TO ALL SHITTY CHRISTIANS!
Peachygirl 3 years ago 2
simply brilliant ,5/5
SfriendshipzK 3 years ago
My bad. Itsaboutsjesus is a joke but itsaboutjesus is the real thang.
Wilbo23 3 years ago
No. I'm pretty sure fantasy Jesus hates your videos too because they are long, loud, silly, and rambling.
How exactly are you going to smack in people's teeth? Is that your catch phrase? I am totally on the other end of the monitor and if you punch your monitor hard enough Glen I am sure you will knock me teeth in. Before I go to Hell, of course.
THE NEVER ENDING STORYEEEEEE,
NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NA NA NA
Wilbo23 3 years ago
:o Don't criticize ItsAboutsJesus. He smacks teeth in for God. And he'll beat you with his muscles.
HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD DENTAL PLAN
FweeHee 3 years ago
I didn't think your videos were funny until I watched Jesus at his best. Wow.
That's a sound editing effect from a sample female track from a movie.
Tell us more about sliding down greasy polls, Jesus. Lullllz
Wilbo23 3 years ago
Lovin' it.
FweeHee 3 years ago
Just peed my pants laughing... oh man, fo' sho'!!
andysterdam 3 years ago
You don't sound very God-like to me, Glenn.
andysterdam 3 years ago 3
hah what an asshole glenn..
hiyaaboy 4 years ago
you know you like it, glenny boy!
drakeblackhorn 4 years ago 4
Bugger off!
DiverforPort 4 years ago 2
I've recently stumbled upon this whole GR vs. the entire world debacle. IMO, many of these video responses and "Glenn bashings" are some of the most entertaining, clever and humorous videos on youtube. Glenn's obviously barking mad, but he's an endless resource for more video presentations like this one. At the very least, I hope that this Brooklyn born representative of Christ sticks around for awhile, so I can enjoy more of these excellent vids. Kudos! 5/5
ritter89 4 years ago 7
LMAO, what do you use to make these?
EstebanCambiassoARG 4 years ago 2
*LMAO* I'll never hear that song in the same context again.
That was good..
real good!!
fonna 4 years ago 2
You're a genius man
limpnail 4 years ago
Brilliant!! five stars for you.
Sadochrist 4 years ago 2
That's awesome!
frauleinannika 4 years ago
holy crap! You didn't even have to change the words to that song. Wolfgang Petersen was trying to brainwash me as child!
2LegHumanist 4 years ago 2
5/5 Very funny!
norwegianbuddha 4 years ago
I love it! Awesome vid! 5/5
rutileunderpressure 4 years ago
LOL!!! Sweet as hell. I wish I could give you 1,000 stars. LOL!!!
HeliospherePrime 4 years ago
Why is this vid so hilarious?
The words are perfectly apropos (with the exception of "her" when referring to god), yet are those of a totally cheesy kid's movie. Score!
The sped-up music lends a just slightly annoying meesy-mice chipmunk quality, which has some alchemy with glen and his ordinary annoying voice. And, knowing it's directed at glen, you think he must be supremely annoyed at such mockery.
Elvisdogg 4 years ago
thank god for atheists, only opened minds can make something this funny.
ZacharyWoods17 4 years ago 6
I love that song when it is sped up. I especially love it when glenreb lips along, GO GLENN, you are (the) shit.
vilense 4 years ago
I laughed until I almost pissed my pants. Go atheists!
ltsAboutJesus 4 years ago
Oh my! This is just sublime! I wonder if Glenn's watched this yet. I can imagine his face turning red and steam coming out of his ears right before his head explodes like that dude from Scanners.
MediaGold 4 years ago
I've watched this about ten times now and I lmao every single time.
RobAlone 4 years ago 2
Dude that was great man!!!
That is some of the best work I've seen you do to date!
5/5 man
thequantumflux 4 years ago
im back for another viewing :) too funny LOL
xJediHowieX 4 years ago
12 5/5 Stars, 5 favorites at only 82 views so far! :)
PiroNiro 4 years ago
i can't stop watching, it's too funny! O.o
the singing god-thing is starting to get creepy, though. >.>
drakeblackhorn 4 years ago
Haha! Elegent in it's simplicity yet powerful in it's scope, artistic bashing of GlandRub at it's best.
Leatherup 4 years ago
Simply brilliant.
IBEZ 4 years ago
BRILLIANT!!! Should be featured!!!!
pantherinbrazil 4 years ago
Fucking awesome! That is simply superb! Bravo! Encore!
Billy7766 4 years ago
I can see that muppet staying around for a while yet :-)
rgbda 4 years ago
his fame will never die, though his credibility did long ago. he will always remain a source of amusement for the nonreligious, and stand as testimony to the christian ideal.
drakeblackhorn 4 years ago
I love all your videos, but this one is the best so far.
5/5
GunMouth4hire 4 years ago
LMAO that was beautiful!!
xJediHowieX 4 years ago
so true
ThePantsMobile 4 years ago
just when you think there's no more fun to be had with that loony, someone makes another masterpiece!
drakeblackhorn 4 years ago
what can i say....CLASS lol!!
outkast079 4 years ago
OHHHHH MAN!! This is your BEST vid so far!!
PiroNiro 4 years ago
ROTFLOL!
dragon2wolf 4 years ago