L.A. Noire - ELEVENTY-ONE - Part 95

[Jakwood7690]

toby, how are so cheap that you won't even let us watch the cutscenes?

you suck!

[Sobe689]

i have a guinnapig

[jaller1965]

whats with the cocksucker insults does he have a reputation or something

[sladunkaAa]

"OHnnooo, i didn't litsen..now what do i do??..*starts singing*" frrrik yeah TOBY!!

[MrsMandahKay]

Haha i love your English accent :-P

[theJJcomedycrew]

When I saw the rating i kept saying "YOU GOT THREE STARS!" and he didn't notice

[gatsanchez1]

roy: where r u limey cocksucker

Toby: dude... wat ... y does everyone have to suck on something

lolololooolololol

4:22

[cassiemonkeybear]

Movies!!!!!!

[colbaltwolf]

"Hhahaa fortune.. f.. four-chan"

[9happycow]

do a hand puppet do a hand puppet

[madiandguini]

"Get in the car, noodle!"

[i7Cool]

C'mon , why does everybody gotta be suckin' on somethin'

[fergieson32]

If you burped during this video 'scuse you

[jjjkuk2]

8:53

There's an EXIT sign pointing right yet Toby still runs all around the building

[Pichu1232]

PFF wth was that yell at 3:12 XD

[floridachik2]

3 stars!

[mymustacheintimidate]

when does he get to the point where he doesnt need a partner anymore?

[StaticShockSims23]

@mymustacheintimidate you always have a partner in this game



[OriginalDigit]

At this point, I don't care anymore that Toby skips the cut-scenes. I'm used to it by now. =P

[Glameyes1]

Guinea? He's into guinea pigs!!

 AHAHAHAHAHAH!!

Ooooh! Oh! Poor guinea pigs! OH MY GOD! Hhahahaha!!!

[xXAriNicoleXx]

At the end of the video Toby was talking over the dispatch who was talking over his partner. xD

[TenBitProductions]

Signs around the building telling where everything is. Cleverly placed so Toby can't see them.

[lukethamadmagic4312]

Did anyone notice how many shots the six shot revolver fired in the thearter

[MeAndHerSingers]

Roy is Handsome , gaah :> But I hate him . i like Belkowsky :>

[PyrozPlayground]

GET ON THE GROUND! DIE!!! ...come on this... that sounds weird...

LOL! Friggin' Toby and his *whatever word* this. hahahaha

[PyrozPlayground]

Damn, am I the only one, or does everybody else think that Roy is a douchenozzle!?

[roxmariana]

Wow 3star!

[MrTwiggy5]

Rolling, rollin, rolling in Egypt... *burp

[kyofanclub]

only $158 in City Damage? o_o Not Bad Toby, Are you becoming a better driver? 'o' *watches 9:45 * -_-; Spoke too soon...

[legoagent12]

TOBYGAMES MOMENT- 3:11

XD

[cupcakesistheshit]

So everytime I watch this Toby says "What?..... I wasn't listening.." and everytime I think "After so long wouldn't he just start listening?.... Oh wait, no, because it's Toby."

[Whitatoodanis]

DID YOU REALLY JUST SAY 4CHAN? Stay off that site, Toby. You're not old enough to be there. ):<

[TheSMWStudios]

TOBY TURNER GOT 3 STARS!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I'M THE BIGGEST FAN. I EVEN USE A TOBY TURNER ACCENT. NOODLE. NUGGET. WEEE!!! I USE INTUITION TOO. SOOOO SORRY FOR THE CAPS. BYEEEE. :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D­:D:D:D:D:D:D:D SPAM!

[TheBethor09]

Am I the only one that noticed Toby got 3 stars?!

[PMGSCloud6]

@TheBethor09 he odessn't got 3 star,it was 6 stars ; )

[gilturtle]

OOOWWWHHH NOT COOL ANYMORE MAN GO HOME... HAHAHA I Laughed so fucking hard... oh man ooh.. ok that's all

[Fidler288]

aww mannnn...now what are those limeys gonna do? Their biggest fan is now dead! LOL

[NeonGreenFairyJedi]

What is your problem with Green, Toby? You ignore all the cool green cars, diss that dead chick's green dress and now the dude's suit? For shame, Toby.

[mustangdreamer55]

Toby sounds like the Gieco Gecko....

[simplyirrst9]

did anyone else notice the EXIT sign with an arrow?? haha

[ChatmakGames]

ok, now the gears of war 3 ad on EVERY VID is getting old

[michellepg13]

"Oh, Piano! -Press A to pick up weapon- o. O That's not a weapon, that's a piano."

[IBeKelkel]

okay, who is the guy on the ads telling toby that he loves him, and that there is a dead body in this ride.... is it just me, or is he creeping to the max....

[MrCoreybird]

4:47 double tap

[ChrisSmooveisboss]

at the end where he shouts phelps! that is actually in the script

[Chiaraaah9]

My teachers dogs name is Bilbo Baggins. :'D

[dragonprincessmahi]

lol GET IN THE CAR NOODLE!

[FuschiaPinkStarr]

I love his british accent

[Loo77Loo77]

TOBY BURPS!

[Stormgrl17]

lol toby burped!!!!

[2009Bandman]

Has anyone else actually been to the Egyptian Theatre?

[aloushali18]

and egyptians love u too tobyyy!!!!!! :D:D:D

[crazyhaha3334]

5:11, vincent's song like this if you get the refrence!

[ncm419xox]

DOUBLE TAP :D

[ImiiNotOkay25]

i think i actually prefer rusty to your new partner.

[imthebestperiod]

I BURPED AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME AS TOBY!

[Ruglugg]

Haha "That's gro-DARKNESS!"

[crimsonking1235813]

You got a better cutscene than me... that means you better than me... god damn I suck

[WTFshadowBlAdE]

Lol. 7:23 I was also watching FreddieW's crossfire video with the same exact song :P

[Joemac1989]

0:26 Lol does toby goes on 4chan?

[telekinovice]

toby theres a dead guy inside this ride :O

[saaaarrx]

'He's into guinea pigs.' LOL

[firebird586]

I play Crossfire. :D

[PunksOfNature]

3:50 TobyGames Highlight anyone?

And no, I will not come on this... O_o

[DemonDarakna]

"I'm not a fan of that kind of business if I'm totally honest."

it made me fall from my chair laughing. XD

[bcook12]

So Toby sings crossfire parody and freddiew does crossfire video, my week just got awesome!

[StoneColdKrishna]

Green suit, brown hat. Uggghh.......

[theworldneedspeace05]

"Aw I win, awwww I win again" Lmfao :)

[StoneColdKrishna]

@theworldneedspeace05 He's super dead!

[LoveAintJustAWord]

This far into the series, he took the longest time ever to get out of the police station.... GOD DAYNGIIT

[WaWijDoen]

Toby:"wow 24 hours thats like almost every hour of the day!"

Roy:"What do you think?"

[hman091]

lol tobyyyyyyyyy you talk way to much :P

[acreativealias]

"i wanna have a child and i'm gonna name him russel brand" I LAUGHED SO FREAKING MUCH oh my nelly

[xCydBaileyx]

'You Limey cocksucker'

'Dude what is ! why does everyone have to be sucking on something man .. Gaaaaaaaaaaaaad .. '

[54AgeOfRogue54]

*GASP* Tobuscus ate a panini!!! has anyone seen these weird ads on the side!?!?!?

[JMfan2400]

Oh my god.... Toby's currently saying "I headshotted you!" after shooting a door ten times.... xD

[Zappy360]

OMG! We just reviewed 'Manifest Destiny' today in my U.S. History class. It is basically the idea that the United States should own the land from 'sea to shining sea', or from the east coast (near the Atlantic Ocean) to the west coast (near the Pacific Ocean).

[IFoundHim3]

Toby when you put on the british accent you sound like Russel Brand, you should so do a voice over for Get Into The Greek, would be HOT HOT HOT

[LoveAintJustAWord]

"Noo i'm dying i'm not living!!" the sequel of "NO IF YOU KILL ME I'M GONNA BE DEAD!!" Which is the beginning of the Toby points out the ever obvious series. Brought to you by audience... tune in for more obviousnessificationism. Peace off.

[ImALIttleproduction]

Holy crap I burped at the exact same time as he did in this episode....0_o

[Rustycode89]

why cant we watch the cutscene?

[iEatFanBoysDaily]

3:11...Wtf Cole?...

[BritishTrekkie952]

Who else was used to Toby leaving the homicide office and just going down one floor to get out and thought he was going the wrong way when he left the Vice office?

[aMoodieBean]

3:10 did cole just scream like a girl LOL

[gerygery1]

This is the 1000th vid of tobygames! :D

[sarcasmojones]

@bobschnitzelberry and there are exit signs every ten feet with arrow pointing the way out.

[IAMBIGWILLYP]

WTF after i did this case i had to go back in my uniform !? wtf

[DeviousxKat]

Toby got 'meritorious' on that case...

is it just me, or does that sound like a word Toby would make up? :D

[qwerty30013]

Toby I think it would be more fun to watch you try to drive perfectly than just run into things

[jamespooh2]

"why does everyone got to be suckin on something???"

[SupahMunkey]

YOU GOT 3 STARS ON THAT CASE TOBY!!!

[ninjacupcakes24]

I wonder if Toby ever replays the game to watch the cut scenes

[bmxrc17]

thats a NONO machingun! haha

the worlds not black and white anymore

haha

[beingfunny123]

you know all the cut scenes and newspaper stories add up at the end for a case

[TheSuperMathemagicia]

VIDEO 1000 ON TOBYGAMES! WHEEEW!

[UkeFoxx]

@TheSuperMathemagicia You left out what comes after WHEEEW.

Toby crashed into a car.

[TheSuperMathemagicia]

@UkeFoxx

Naturally! :D

[daveyer2]

that has lowered roy's doucheness by correctly calling us english :D

[LEDCircus]

He is English. Britain is Northern Ireland, England, Scotland and Wales. England is... well... er.. England.

[Crimsontidefan57]

God this game is long. there will probably be a lot more of them if toby only plays for 10 minutes everyday.

[OnEANdOnLYERWinatOr]

exit arrows EVERYWHERE

still can't find the exit..

[Damen57]

come on this

[DrCrazyCake]

HAPPY 1000'd VIDEO, TOBY!!! :D

[themostsuperjew]

Please Play Pokemon Toby

[TEAMEDWARD815]

Iwatched all the la noire

[shaun1050]

4 people don't know the meaning of TOBUSCUS

[oRealList]

Toby knows the rules... Rule #2 - Double Tap

[volalla1]

@ziggy071621 *gasp*

[xCydBaileyx]

@ziggy071621 Omg same i sneezed just before he ended it :)

[XDCandyCanes]

Happy 1000th video!!!

[karatekid2135]

Grata on your 1000th vid

[sp3sp3sp3]

I bought this game because of these videos

[FunNiko943]

Happy futer 100th episode

[exzorb777]

if only he looked at the exit signs...

[SweeToothification]

this guy is a fucking idiot he cant even find his way out of police station and hes not fucking funny

[iluvdrakeandjosh]

@SweeToothification if you think it isn't funny...then don't watch...simple

[TheDeLucaShow]

hey tob', u finally got 3 stars. good work gentleman.

[Theevangelist10]

THE VIDEO TITLE IS MY FAVOURITE NUMBER!!!! WWWWWOOOOOOWWWWWW (always eleventy one, not one hundred and eleven)

[Antoni1242]

guys we're cops guys!!! you wanna die by our bullets or the electric chair? your choice lmfao

[TheKBangin]

Toby knows 4chan...oh god no...

[AkilZodiac]

@TheKBangin ... everyone who knows the internet knows 4chan.

[AngieFrangieINC]

Anyone noticed Freddie Wong just posted a video with the song Crossfire in it? XD

[Xerr0X]

Why can't he get to show the cutscenes

[KingGeorgesHares79]

1. Swear that Londoner guy Hammond is the same guy from The Getaway for PS2..

2. That guy said that thing about soap because you haven't changed your suit in a while.

3. Really great episode !

[pinkopal98]

In Toby's defence about not finishing the game yet. He can only play 10 minutes a day and he could have a bunch of L.A Noire episodes piled up in his computer just waiting to be released.

[VideoGamesEpic]

TOBY. A Limey is an insult to someone who's British!

[Aggsta1]

TOBY YOU GOT 3 STARS :O

[Aggsta1]

Lol Toby did you like your drink?

[Warriorfan123]

Did he just burp and sing at the same time?

[TooMuchPwn]

"Do a shadow puppet!" :D

[ASJstar9]

"I'M DYING; I'M NOT LIVING!"

[TheZahraTajKhan]

Oh my lord so much was happening in the end I couldn't keep up xD

[rapsis2x2]

I can't get pissed because I got some anger controlling problems, so I really should stop watching this.

[paulkn6]

0:26 da hell did you said bro??!

[AngelGirl1591]

Happy 1000th!!

[Kayciee087]

Lol Toby's laugh is so funny and kute @8:54

[R4m3nt4S]

It's TobyGames 1000th video!!!

[astroblast56]

@R4m3nt4S no it isnt its his 1007th

[TheOeznLayer]

I was playing terraria and someone named Bilbo Baggins joined my room!

[bobschnitzelberry]

Part 95 and he still doesn't know how to get out of the police station.

[MrFellanG]

@bobschnitzelberry I did not figure it out either, and I completed the whole fricking game!

[MrsMogsey]

@bobschnitzelberry Lmao he switches to a new desk in a new station in a new part of town next- he's SCREWED!!!

[maxcarter638]

@bobschnitzelberry I remember when just yesterday it was part one

[twilight7896]

Put this MORPHINE to SLEEP! HA! That's PUNny!

.....that was pretty sad.....

[naughtysteak]

Did anyone else hear the awkward feminine squeal from the cop at 3:11

[farthead1678]

ELEVENTY ONE!!!!!!

[96animestar]

Fortune...ha..ha.......For...4­ CHAN! XD

[frwings48]

lol fortune? 4CHAN XDDD

[Clod15]

it wasnt a months salary it was a weeks salary for the car. :]

[Melonedx1]

I bought this game because I thought I could do better than Toby. I completed it 20 episodes ago and I'm not even that good at video games. Dude, you really...REALLY suck, man but that's what keeps us watching :')

[caitiex]

@Melonedx1 He has other shit to do.

[XxOskarSwexX]

That english accent... <3

[jsbm151]

1000th VIDEO!!!!!!!

[Bobster930]

This whole episode was hilarious XD

[MrPrinceAsmoday]

TOBY!!! YOU SHOULD GET THE NEW DEUS EX!!!!!

[mrpeijay]

By the way (and I don't know if anyone has said this or not) but limey is a somewhat offensive turn for a British person.

[mrpeijay]

"Dude! Why does everybody gotta be...suckin' on something? Man!"

lol Epicosity.

[tbus181]

1000th vid woot woot

[MrVladunea]

city looks a lot like gta sa Los santos :D

[MSCRAB1]

1000th VIDEO!

[WaWijDoen]

Thumbs up if you love seein Toby drive in this game! :)

[w00tbear]

I started watching his La Noire videos in april, but then I forgot about it after ep. 14. Is he really not done yet!?

[Bobster930]

@w00tbear Hey, i've got a great idea. Once you've done re-telling your amazing story why don't you go fuck yourself? :D

[w00tbear]

@jackwoodman1005 Lol, I meant May.

[jordo1441]

@w00tbear LA Noire wasn't out until May...

[MiddleEasternBeast]

@w00tbear Are you seriously surprised? It's "Toby fails at gaming" after all ;P

[ASJstar9]

@w00tbear

I know, you've gotten a million replies. XD

BUT, someone else's top comment on one of these videos was "I'm finally done after part 843" or something. So, we've got a while. ^.^"

[HenryZ20]

@w00tbear YES