One More Thing Fuck Religion I Think Every Man is his Own Religion because its the man who believes and its man who makes that choice. I Mean Come On what he said about god liking you only if your good in his way and not to mention god is pretty much the publicised version of Parents isnt it
It's all right folks, just get back to consuming the planet and everything will be jussssst fine. Nothing to worry about, don't panic! It's all part of the plan. We know you can't think farther then tomorrow so we are worrying about the next million years for you... Keep watching tv and buying bullshit while we figure out the truth about the universe and make sure you never know anything real or important. Remember, only your own life counts, forget about your descendants and The Milky Way.
that's why I decided not to have any kids. Seriously, people should wear a f--king condom some days. What kind of sick bastard would raise a kid in this world? On the plus side however, I feel no guilt for not recycling
Well as long as you educate your children correctly, as in LEARNING HOW TO THINK, rather than learning how to be stupid bots like 99.9% of the people, I think it's the only way to save our civilization, most adults are just too fucking asleep it's just impossible to wake them up, but children can learn.
@tkhushrenada: The very premise of idiocracy: Smart people can rationalize not breeding to the point that the species takes a genetic hit, while dumb people will rarely hesitate to pitch or catch a load between relatively willing recipients. This kind of thinking will eventually turn the supreme court into a monster truck rally, and congress into WWF Wrestlemania. Just look how much influence science has lost to creationism over the past decade...
Anyone that has to swear this amount of times is a complete twat because they cant fill there sentances with anything else so the use inapropiate words come to play.
You know what the problem is right. People in this country are just like he said, indoctrinated into believing religion and everything they tell you on the media(tv,mags,newspaper etc...). People are quite content with the way their lives are right now. But that won't be for long. Too bad this country no longer has men like him, we are too busy trying to compete and envy each other to give a shit! So yes it is all BULLSHIT!
man your the complete dumb ass idiot that he talks about. If your a kid, you don't belong here too many swear words. If your an adult grow some fucking balls and realize that grown ups cuss all the time, even politicians and preachers.
Carlin was an absolute genius. Very intelligent. And to be able to slam so many things, but yet, I think offend so little people is a gift. He really hits the nail on the head with a common denominator of most people. And even if you disagree with him, I still think you watch him and respect him. I miss George.
Actually, considering that so many people have been "convinced" that the big guy is watching over them, it seems strange that they would continue to do all the "bullshit", i.e, lying, you have to remember Carlin's show is just a show, but I find him funny sometimes.
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Also, that bullshit is called sin. And we cant help that. We are sinners and will continuwe to sin even though we believe in the big guy. Read the bible homie.
I agree with George Carlin 99.9% of the time. However, he's wrong about Clinton. Clinton may have been, "full of shit", but when he was in office our economy was fine. And as soon as Bush got in, it went down hill.
Actually, it's because the economy has its ups and downs presidents have limited control over. Not that Bush did much good for the economy. He's part of that retarded Reagan philosophy that you can rampantly spend uncapped fortunes on defense and other nonsense while keeping taxes low... I think not.
By the way, I'm sorry istofe21 if I spammed you, but they put the Reply button right next to the Spam button. My apologies.
Thats not really true... They are all full of shit. Its all been going down hill for a long time. The economy might have been "fine" while Clinton was in office, but alot of what he did while in office contributed to our current problems. Bush and Clinton, its all the same man. Thats what George was saying.
If you realy agree with him 99.9% of the time, you would realize that.
Conservative morons try to blame Bush's wrong doings on Clinton. Clinton was the best choice at that time, you can't always have a good leader....it's the truth.
I'm not saying Clinton is great, I'm saying it's bullshit that after all these differnt morons America has had fucking with it, people choose to blame Clinton. It's stupid...
watchd scary movie4 the other day and found out hes the guy in the light house! =P never noticed it until after i heard he passed. he was a great comedian!
"RIP" or "bless you" are just things you are conditioned to say. It makes others alive feel better about the dead, or maybe they are sick and we wish them better health. We are sociable. We communicate ergo we are sociable beings. We live in society. Individuals yet part of a whole. We act and say things to make others feel better due to our concern. I would surmise common courtesy if you will.
actually, even "bless you" has it's roots in ancient roman mythology -- they believed that the soul exited the body through the nose with one's last breath. in fact a common term for "i thought i was gonna die" was something to the effect of "my soul was in my nose". pagan idea, adopted into christianity after Constantine. related to Christianity, sure, but not rooted in it.
Bill Clinton OMG If you were alive today George Id kiss you Those fucking Clintons are nothing but greedy lying motha Fuckers We The People are paying for their mansion
He's partly right, but I'm reminded of something Winston Churchill once said: "This is the worst form of government ever devised--except for all of those other types of government that have been tried."
I've been a major fan since I first saw "You're all diseased" on HBO while on holidays in the US (I'm from France). And beside his brilliant old-school insights, his stubborn refusal to go for PC-fun, I'm always amazed by his intonations, and comedic skill. I'm sure he was a natural, but he must have also worked tons on his routines. His voice especially, at times is ab-so-lu-te-ly fantastic, so full of meaning, and so brutal. RIP George, you are sorely missed.
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"rip ? he was an atheist so why are you using christian mark : " rip" ?"
For the same reason people say "Bless you" when someone sneezes. It sounds appropriate, but no one ever considers why it became a saying in the first place.
people saying bless you actually came from the black plague era people who had the plague that sneezed got told the phrase bless you because they wanted them to be killed with a blessing it's got nothing to do with being polite
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stop asking stupid questions and wikipedia or google : 'rest in peace' and know its meaning, then ask yourself a question - should an atheis say it about other atheist : )
No my point is ANYONE can say rest in peace...it doesn't have to have religious ties, just because religious people use it why can't an atheist? double standards? It's not copyrighted by christianity is it? therefor it's fine to use without being critisized for if you're an athiest.
lol reast in peace is not a religious thing to say at all. It has nothing to do with christianity or any other religion. It's just a nice thing to say to dead people. R.I.P George carlin
that is one very very strong arguement, but still older models have some value, this guy must have been on the act before Bill was born, but of course bill rules, but mainstream versions are available!
If you like this listen to Tom Waits Step Right Up its almost word for word. Brilliant stuff
'comes in all colours one size fits all, turns a sandwich into a banquet, gets rid of your Travellers checks, turns you into a hindu boy, gets rid of your wife, makes excuses for unwanted lipstick on your collar, only a dollar, its new improved old fashoined never needs winding'
I'm from the u.k and never seen this guy before he's awesome and so right , especially on the religion front, biggest con ever and that goes for all of them complete load of shit, agree in the morals of comandments and stuff nothin wrong with morals in society but religion is just a big pile of bullshit and some americans are completely brain washed about it, british people too but not to the same extent.
They understand the thoughts behind the sketch, they just don't care because they're sheep, they want to fit in, be liked, be entertained. It's the numskull american way!
Why the mainstream majority "hate" people who remind us of the atrocities of corporatacracy and our mindless following and indoctrination into ideology that is an oxymoron and a facade is beyond me. The truth hurts, and whether we can admit the truth or not, is irrelevant.
"Avoid the crowd. Think independently. Be a chess player, not a chess piece." (author unkown by the poster)
Notice the ironic justice your thumbs up generate, the original statement got -6 and yours an ADVANCEMENT on the original got +13...... Isn't this what George tried to avoid. HA HA
um lol i duno what the lil numbers mean or what your talking about i acknowledge the face tht most people not just americans are full of shit im a complicated intelligent person tho my standards are high i guess
"Kill the unborn," was a tenet of Carlin's quasi-religion. Rosie O'Donnell, Barbra Streisand, Judy Garland & George Carlin all designed their acts to attract large homosexual followings, as You-Tube commentators have proven. Carlin didn't shave so as to attract hobos into his lair.
OUTSTANDING........
DDDDGJ 3 years ago
HAHAH man this guy's way of telling you some truths is just incredible.
dapunkof1975 3 years ago
Bitter man.
HayateAce 3 years ago
lol i wasa just thinking of this skit
19bond92 3 years ago
lol this was great, Carlin is the best. R.I.P you old motherfucker lol trust me he wouldn't be mad if he knew I said that.
R3APER24 3 years ago 2
nah that old fuck wouldn't have been mad but honest and told you that you are full of shit like the rest of us ;)
TheGuyAlwaysToLate 3 years ago
Beautiful!
eburton55555 3 years ago
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sorry, if u dont copy & paste this to 10 other videos. ur mom will die in 4 hours
homedogfrank 3 years ago
wow amazing
skarloeysmith 3 years ago
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Shame he has no business sense. Creation is true business, bs eventually brings business down without fail.
Livinginfullenergy 3 years ago
I can stop thinking he used to be a sales man, but really isn't, he's a genius.
ytfmichaelxu 3 years ago
i wouldnt go far and say hes a genius. he just has common sense and isnt afraid to say whats on his mind. something that most people lack
weepaul666 3 years ago
It was just an exaggeration, but you gotta admit that he is one of a kind comedian
ytfmichaelxu 3 years ago
He himself said that every joke needs an exaggeration ;)
TheGuyAlwaysToLate 3 years ago
yeah no one can touch this guy
jaykd76 3 years ago 10
poetry in motion... RIP you old fuck
sxer99 3 years ago 11
I'm working in a CALL CENTER, and this shit is totally funny "This customer neeeeeds S-E-R-V-I-C-E..." :))
HaChixXstyle 3 years ago
fucking right. zeitgeist too!
panamagirl20 3 years ago
i just wached zeitgiest, this guy is so on the ball...FUCK THE BANKS
concretedreadlocks 3 years ago
One More Thing Fuck Religion I Think Every Man is his Own Religion because its the man who believes and its man who makes that choice. I Mean Come On what he said about god liking you only if your good in his way and not to mention god is pretty much the publicised version of Parents isnt it
SSJSasuke777 3 years ago 5
He Loves You and He Needs Money, Damn man I didnt know Religion was that well funded and i mean billions of dollars and no taxes i mean god damn.
SSJSasuke777 3 years ago
lol "if honesty were suddenly introduced into the America life, the whole system would collapse.."
we talked about taht in class today lol
Fearichi 3 years ago
Well, I guess this is the stand up comedy version of Frank Zappa's You Are What You Is.
George Carlin, R I P.
Leibo07 3 years ago
It's all right folks, just get back to consuming the planet and everything will be jussssst fine. Nothing to worry about, don't panic! It's all part of the plan. We know you can't think farther then tomorrow so we are worrying about the next million years for you... Keep watching tv and buying bullshit while we figure out the truth about the universe and make sure you never know anything real or important. Remember, only your own life counts, forget about your descendants and The Milky Way.
swyft187 3 years ago 11
Awesome comment swyft187
YodaPala 3 years ago
that's why I decided not to have any kids. Seriously, people should wear a f--king condom some days. What kind of sick bastard would raise a kid in this world? On the plus side however, I feel no guilt for not recycling
tkhushrenada 3 years ago
Well as long as you educate your children correctly, as in LEARNING HOW TO THINK, rather than learning how to be stupid bots like 99.9% of the people, I think it's the only way to save our civilization, most adults are just too fucking asleep it's just impossible to wake them up, but children can learn.
ArmandoXIII 3 years ago 4
@tkhushrenada: The very premise of idiocracy: Smart people can rationalize not breeding to the point that the species takes a genetic hit, while dumb people will rarely hesitate to pitch or catch a load between relatively willing recipients. This kind of thinking will eventually turn the supreme court into a monster truck rally, and congress into WWF Wrestlemania. Just look how much influence science has lost to creationism over the past decade...
gyneve 3 years ago 2
"If honesty were suddenly introduced into America life, the whole system would collapse"
So true. ha ha.
kdw069 3 years ago 7
Americans should have voted him as president .
konzolmester 3 years ago 5
I agree
FrazTraining 3 years ago
then the system would have collapsed..
European1123 3 years ago
The delivery of the last line is perfect.
We miss ya, George.
marcusdranz 3 years ago
"Now You talk About a Good Ballshit Story Holy Shit" PMSL
zackboy105 3 years ago
This guy should've been president.
kikoprico 3 years ago 7
I agree
RIP
redneckmoto4life 3 years ago 5
He wouldnt want that job.
YT12345678910 3 years ago
Yeah and ironically he would've been the best candidate.
kikoprico 3 years ago
GOD
SheIsAllAroundMe 3 years ago
is bullshit
Dreamerx47 3 years ago
this stuff should be played to children in schools.
we miss u george
deadgent 3 years ago 2
"but he loves YOU"...that's my favorite ever
iceSkar 3 years ago 4
"He loves you, AND HE NEEDS MONEY!!!"
tbone2004 3 years ago 2
a true genius
purewcing1 3 years ago 6
Carlin was very perceptive about the way things are and wasn't hesitant to say so
moorigs 3 years ago
Free parking, free.....
I love the way he tells the truth.
ausrusland 3 years ago
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Anyone that has to swear this amount of times is a complete twat because they cant fill there sentances with anything else so the use inapropiate words come to play.
rhythemmc 3 years ago
Shut up you're idiotic listen to the message.
ChickenIntestines 3 years ago 7
You know what the problem is right. People in this country are just like he said, indoctrinated into believing religion and everything they tell you on the media(tv,mags,newspaper etc...). People are quite content with the way their lives are right now. But that won't be for long. Too bad this country no longer has men like him, we are too busy trying to compete and envy each other to give a shit! So yes it is all BULLSHIT!
reya10276 3 years ago 2
man your the complete dumb ass idiot that he talks about. If your a kid, you don't belong here too many swear words. If your an adult grow some fucking balls and realize that grown ups cuss all the time, even politicians and preachers.
Vegasgodless 3 years ago 4
complete "twat" eh? hypocrite!
exiledgeordie 3 years ago
Fuck fuck go away fuck fuck, too many swear words for ya?
Schutzstafe 3 years ago
Carlin was an absolute genius. Very intelligent. And to be able to slam so many things, but yet, I think offend so little people is a gift. He really hits the nail on the head with a common denominator of most people. And even if you disagree with him, I still think you watch him and respect him. I miss George.
emerson24 3 years ago 12
"its our way of sayn thnk u... actualy its our way of sayn bend over just a tad so we can stick this advertising dic up ur ass!" Xp
hahhaa its so tru advertisment is bullshit
eragonpwnz 3 years ago
Haha. I love the way he bows. =)
bbbb666888888845 3 years ago
Every president we have had for the past 30 years has been full of shit!
tanker516 3 years ago 4
If heathen means "person who is not brainwashed by Religious nuts" then count me in.
Jigs1girl 3 years ago
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9/11 was an inside job.
issareign 3 years ago
"Bull shit is everywhere"
It's even in your comment :O
avb161 3 years ago
For an old folk, he sure knew how to ttthhhhrust his hips LOL!
KatNiccals 3 years ago 2
lol, "read the bible" the bible is not proof, it wuz written by ppl.
jfyvneld 3 years ago 6
Actually, considering that so many people have been "convinced" that the big guy is watching over them, it seems strange that they would continue to do all the "bullshit", i.e, lying, you have to remember Carlin's show is just a show, but I find him funny sometimes.
mrmultidextrous 3 years ago
sure its just a show, but remember theres a truth behind every joke. This is truth 100%
JustinNGinny 3 years ago
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Also, that bullshit is called sin. And we cant help that. We are sinners and will continuwe to sin even though we believe in the big guy. Read the bible homie.
JustinNGinny 3 years ago
i don't like you.
penber696 3 years ago 4
I agree with George Carlin 99.9% of the time. However, he's wrong about Clinton. Clinton may have been, "full of shit", but when he was in office our economy was fine. And as soon as Bush got in, it went down hill.
dictatordewy 3 years ago 3
thats because the economy/any major world event is orchestrated
istofe21 3 years ago
Actually, it's because the economy has its ups and downs presidents have limited control over. Not that Bush did much good for the economy. He's part of that retarded Reagan philosophy that you can rampantly spend uncapped fortunes on defense and other nonsense while keeping taxes low... I think not.
By the way, I'm sorry istofe21 if I spammed you, but they put the Reply button right next to the Spam button. My apologies.
henripche 3 years ago
Thats not really true... They are all full of shit. Its all been going down hill for a long time. The economy might have been "fine" while Clinton was in office, but alot of what he did while in office contributed to our current problems. Bush and Clinton, its all the same man. Thats what George was saying.
If you realy agree with him 99.9% of the time, you would realize that.
whitelitning75 3 years ago
No, no, no....
Conservative morons try to blame Bush's wrong doings on Clinton. Clinton was the best choice at that time, you can't always have a good leader....it's the truth.
I'm not saying Clinton is great, I'm saying it's bullshit that after all these differnt morons America has had fucking with it, people choose to blame Clinton. It's stupid...
dictatordewy 3 years ago 2
Clinton, Bush, whatever, they are all puppets.
kageromaru 3 years ago 2
Yeah, we should've impeached that idiot.
Deadperson213 3 years ago
clinton was the result of the economy from the former president, clinton brought it down hill, it just so happens bush happened to be next
JezuzofDoomlolxxx 3 years ago
Actually when Clinton left office, he had a budget that had the US balanced in 10 years, if followed. Bush decided to spend spend spend.
Jigs1girl 3 years ago
and it doesnt help that clinton loved bombing other countries
JezuzofDoomlolxxx 3 years ago
clinton was just a croney, get over the puppet, people.
issareign 3 years ago
watchd scary movie4 the other day and found out hes the guy in the light house! =P never noticed it until after i heard he passed. he was a great comedian!
MentalMonkey 3 years ago 2
i wonder: did george carlin vote, and who did he vote for? he didn't seem to approve of anyone.
sarahewright9 3 years ago 4
he didnt vote, hes dead
andyissocool 3 years ago
duh, dude. i was talking about when he was alive, like in this excerpt.
sarahewright9 3 years ago 5
He did a bit on his choice to not vote, so no, he didn't vote.
mtszabo 3 years ago 5
this guy is great
stoochygee 3 years ago 7
George Carlin is the fucking greatest.
nikuion 3 years ago 6
this guy was a great comdien and a great narrorator for thomas the tank engine
VPT2 3 years ago 3
wait he narrated that show wow amazing.
pysic14 3 years ago
"RIP" or "bless you" are just things you are conditioned to say. It makes others alive feel better about the dead, or maybe they are sick and we wish them better health. We are sociable. We communicate ergo we are sociable beings. We live in society. Individuals yet part of a whole. We act and say things to make others feel better due to our concern. I would surmise common courtesy if you will.
Have a nice day :)
SPCKarlHPoppe 3 years ago 6
actually, even "bless you" has it's roots in ancient roman mythology -- they believed that the soul exited the body through the nose with one's last breath. in fact a common term for "i thought i was gonna die" was something to the effect of "my soul was in my nose". pagan idea, adopted into christianity after Constantine. related to Christianity, sure, but not rooted in it.
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the more you know.
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rushiru this epic phails no rmk plz perm banned ban listed tyvm
chathuranj 3 years ago
Bill Clinton OMG If you were alive today George Id kiss you Those fucking Clintons are nothing but greedy lying motha Fuckers We The People are paying for their mansion
Bobby61557 3 years ago
He's partly right, but I'm reminded of something Winston Churchill once said: "This is the worst form of government ever devised--except for all of those other types of government that have been tried."
radio187 3 years ago
wrong. there are better forms of governments than what we have. mainly because our governments are really secret dictatorships.
fupasack2 3 years ago 2
all governments are corrupt in some way but ours controls us with fear we have the moral right to revolt but we never will
SxEPunk777 3 years ago
I've been a major fan since I first saw "You're all diseased" on HBO while on holidays in the US (I'm from France). And beside his brilliant old-school insights, his stubborn refusal to go for PC-fun, I'm always amazed by his intonations, and comedic skill. I'm sure he was a natural, but he must have also worked tons on his routines. His voice especially, at times is ab-so-lu-te-ly fantastic, so full of meaning, and so brutal. RIP George, you are sorely missed.
Stevenbadman 3 years ago 17
now why would someone give you a thumbs down, Steven?
great comment! peace, andrea
Anyu7378 3 years ago 3
Probably because they were George Carlin hating butthurts.
lovecraftslovechild 3 years ago 2
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you're an idiot, lovecrafs.
TomorrowUSA 3 years ago
rip ? he was an atheist so why are you using christian mark : " rip" ?
winonaaah 3 years ago
You're right, I didn't even think about it... And I'm agnostic myself!
Ah well, that'll teach me to not be 100% focussed when I post on youtube. Dang. Spur of the moment, you are a quite formidable foe...
Stevenbadman 3 years ago 3
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"rip ? he was an atheist so why are you using christian mark : " rip" ?"
For the same reason people say "Bless you" when someone sneezes. It sounds appropriate, but no one ever considers why it became a saying in the first place.
Metalfemme1313 3 years ago
because they ignorant pricks
winonaaah 3 years ago
people saying bless you actually came from the black plague era people who had the plague that sneezed got told the phrase bless you because they wanted them to be killed with a blessing it's got nothing to do with being polite
drinkyourtea 3 years ago
So the abbreviation for "rest in peace" is copyrighted by christianity?
EESeizmic 3 years ago 2
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stop asking stupid questions and wikipedia or google : 'rest in peace' and know its meaning, then ask yourself a question - should an atheis say it about other atheist : )
winonaaah 3 years ago
No my point is ANYONE can say rest in peace...it doesn't have to have religious ties, just because religious people use it why can't an atheist? double standards? It's not copyrighted by christianity is it? therefor it's fine to use without being critisized for if you're an athiest.
EESeizmic 3 years ago 8
lol reast in peace is not a religious thing to say at all. It has nothing to do with christianity or any other religion. It's just a nice thing to say to dead people. R.I.P George carlin
Norsken2 3 years ago 5
hahhaa
bill CLITon
DamonWells 3 years ago 3
G.C was the ultimative GRANDMASTER of a man that knows what is going on....R.I.P brother
ad1too 3 years ago 6
my only arguement is bill hicks
Crueak 3 years ago
that is one very very strong arguement, but still older models have some value, this guy must have been on the act before Bill was born, but of course bill rules, but mainstream versions are available!
graphattic 3 years ago
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I call bullshit on this.
Kvazars 3 years ago
hes a genius, he is so right.
SurpentineSacrifice 3 years ago 4
so So So so true
wvuguyispissed 3 years ago
If you like this listen to Tom Waits Step Right Up its almost word for word. Brilliant stuff
'comes in all colours one size fits all, turns a sandwich into a banquet, gets rid of your Travellers checks, turns you into a hindu boy, gets rid of your wife, makes excuses for unwanted lipstick on your collar, only a dollar, its new improved old fashoined never needs winding'
Eldritchard 3 years ago
he should have played in glengarry glen ross.
"coffee is for closers only."
Quickfitfitter 3 years ago
ahahahahahahahahahahaha. MAN THIS IS AWESOME !!!
degrenok 3 years ago 3
I'm from the u.k and never seen this guy before he's awesome and so right , especially on the religion front, biggest con ever and that goes for all of them complete load of shit, agree in the morals of comandments and stuff nothin wrong with morals in society but religion is just a big pile of bullshit and some americans are completely brain washed about it, british people too but not to the same extent.
ScouseGreggo 3 years ago 8
he is brutally honest and pusssies just can't handle his comedy. Thats why alot of people dont like him
paperluigi64 3 years ago 8
So poetic.
rohbit 3 years ago
Absolute genius, nail firmly on the head there
Ironlord2015 3 years ago 3
RUFUSSSSSSS, DUUUUUDE :-D
Ironlord2015 3 years ago
he's so right.
bolter22 3 years ago
wow...he is so clear and so spot on..
baharbbbb 3 years ago 4
HHZAHAH wut i always say to my mum
merederem 3 years ago
This man was a fucking genius.
potosinodelcerro 3 years ago 7
it sucks that he dead
zzman305 3 years ago
genius
marcocresci 3 years ago 5
Absolutely one of the ALL time Greats.
Gone and will always be remembered...
A unique personalities' which will
be hard to fill [smile]
Thanks George.. where ever you are!
BeginLifeNow 3 years ago 5
another dead hero.
garctown 3 years ago 2
Religion= bull shit
zackboy105 3 years ago 9
i hate that audience ignorant people cheering for everything he says, while I think theydon't even understand the thought5 behind this sketch
fickie321 3 years ago
They understand the thoughts behind the sketch, they just don't care because they're sheep, they want to fit in, be liked, be entertained. It's the numskull american way!
stevehauk 3 years ago 3
Know what you mean!
Veetothejay 3 years ago
If i could ever bring a person back to life it would be him.
AquariusRevolution 3 years ago 10
him and, chris farley, thats more like three people though... :)
metaphysicalenigma 3 years ago
Cooooooooool!!! The last part was used in ZeitGeist! Didn`t know it was him!
rncarvalho 3 years ago 2
George Carlin- What an awesome man.
hulkernaut 3 years ago 5
Why the mainstream majority "hate" people who remind us of the atrocities of corporatacracy and our mindless following and indoctrination into ideology that is an oxymoron and a facade is beyond me. The truth hurts, and whether we can admit the truth or not, is irrelevant.
"Avoid the crowd. Think independently. Be a chess player, not a chess piece." (author unkown by the poster)
blaziermissy 3 years ago 3
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go die in a box where know no one can hear or see you please
zackboy105 3 years ago
Learn grammar before you decide to look like an idiot.
oruval 3 years ago
"But he loves you" PMSL xD R.I.P George Carlin
zackboy105 3 years ago 4
george carlin cannot rest in peace. he's dead.
koolkillarz 3 years ago
Religious people are stupid
tiberux 3 years ago 3
what the hell else is he supposed to say.
I hope we all treasure his memory and learn from his teaching?
that's what RIP means these days
And just because you disagree with something doesn't mean they're stupid.
akaCharlieG 3 years ago
agree
mjsstar 3 years ago
"If George had a good heart"
He did, maybe that was the problem? *conspiracy tinfoil umbrella hat*
polishedrazor 3 years ago
poor monkeys who dont get IT! Your a retard! like every other human waste!
chrispycritter2 3 years ago 5
It's not "Bullsh*t!", but "Bullshit!"
Bannananjama 3 years ago 5
He was one of the best comedians that has ever lived on this God forsaken planet.
AlteSchuhsohle 3 years ago 12
If George had a good heart and didnt leave this shithole world, he should of been the next president and he would of straightened things out.
Ginnungagap418 3 years ago 4
omg he said nigger, was he one the the nigger guys?
criptoconalike 3 years ago
he was always with the black people he is totally against white people so him saying nigger does not mean he is racist
nefarian1985 3 years ago 8
r.i.p
RichRobinson 3 years ago 3
"...but He loves you..." I hate religion...but im glad He loves me
keepthebills 3 years ago 5
Can you only imagine what we would have said of the candidates (both Republican and Democrat) if he was alive today.
He would have had a field day with Sarah Palin.
fabfeet1969 3 years ago 3
He just died like 2 months ago. So I'm sure he was aware of the presidential race. And he probably said his opinion at one time or another.
prospect42191 3 years ago
Yeah... what are you talking about.. he knew who the candidates were...
Coldsun3000 3 years ago
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YEAH AMERICANS ARE FULL OF SHIT!!!
TomValedro 3 years ago
yes we are lol
mustxgetxout 3 years ago 16
Notice the ironic justice your thumbs up generate, the original statement got -6 and yours an ADVANCEMENT on the original got +13...... Isn't this what George tried to avoid. HA HA
joneselius 3 years ago
um lol i duno what the lil numbers mean or what your talking about i acknowledge the face tht most people not just americans are full of shit im a complicated intelligent person tho my standards are high i guess
mustxgetxout 3 years ago
this seems similar to Modern Man
annoyingweirdo 3 years ago 2
Man I'm gonna miss that guy. Kinda wish he woulda done another routine before he passed. I'd woulda liked to know what was on his mind. R.I.P
666pandemic 3 years ago 6
he did do another one.. right before he passed.. its in 2008 so i dunno how much more u could ask for..
AbattoirDream 3 years ago 3
The part about religion was amazing. I'm Christian and I thought that was hilarious.
soapage 3 years ago 3
AMAZING
TRUTH ALL AROUND
bimmer318i 3 years ago 4
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you deserve to die..
superocin 3 years ago
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"Kill the unborn," was a tenet of Carlin's quasi-religion. Rosie O'Donnell, Barbra Streisand, Judy Garland & George Carlin all designed their acts to attract large homosexual followings, as You-Tube commentators have proven. Carlin didn't shave so as to attract hobos into his lair.
procommenter 3 years ago
so what if they did attract large homosexual followings? whats wrong with gay people?
huxdog 3 years ago