Don't Touch My Sh*t (with Leighton Meester)

[FzHproductionZ]

college hotties can ttouch my shit XD

[AllMyNizzlez16]

millions dont touch my shit why dont you lmfao

[jaecha92]

da dimes!



[AshBurnCrash]

Agreed... phahahahaha!!!!

[PiNkDrAgOnOfDeAtH]

0:00

[retrostyleNINJA]

I want to touch Leighton's shit.

[HoboNum99]

I would stop if she just labled the toilet

[DeepSouthLass]

This is epic lmao!

[Greendinoranger3999]

SECRET VIDEOZ!

[aliancemd]

Why unlisted? Good that I added it to favorites :)

[Bluey919]

lol

[CapableofEverything]

I was smart to bookmark this because it's unlisted, for some odd reason?

[PoliticalFeatures]

Why is this unlisted?

[Kyla1714]

Love Leighton lolololol :D

[saturnrings123]

Did anyone else, at one point or another, picture touching literal shit?

[7catstied2gether]

i have that dresser, its called "malm" from ikea

[JohnnyMarsBar]

@7catstied2gether i hate ikea I LIVE IN THERE NOW I CANT GET OUT (SOBS)

[thedosu101]

I would... tote her bag... ;3

[viktormit87]

she is the queen :)

[Pampy420]

i want to touch her shit...

[carolalt23]

Don't touch her shit !

[x1101011x]

At 0:33, she clearly marks the lava lamp as "her shit;" however, at 1:08, you can see that the tape separating the two sides of the room runs directly through the middle of that same lava lamp.

Why would she do that?

Obviously she *wants* her roommate to touch "her shit," so she can make a big deal out of it. Bitches be crazy.

[Xibar92]

"with only a dime a day, i made a little stack of dimes & put it on my dresser. it fell over so i kno ur touching my shit" LMAO!!!

[sjmoy1]

i sent this to my little sister. think she'll get the message?

[TheGeoshark]

I want "Your Shit, My Shit" as an animated gif

[PedroAmaro1994]

i like collegehumor videos but this one I simply hated it. not funny at all. Too stupid.

[kulinat]

That was funny. I love Leighton.

[callumrocksyoursocks]

This was taken off collegehumor . c o m so I had to come here :D

[vickinicole]

oh yea and he ate all my SHERBERT

[vickinicole]

I have been going through this all week with my new roommate. I know when he's been touching my shit. I have everything stacked adn grouped in certain order, so I KNOW HE'S BEEN TOUCHING MY SHIT!!

[dacoolray]

George Carlin once said:

Have you noticed that your shit is stuff and other people's stuff is shit?

[realnewmetal]

now I wanna touch her... shit.

[friebender]

this video is like the anti of zensoring lol

[frostychocolate21]

stupid lol but funny

[Otumoshi]

my roommate sent this to me after i ate all of her lucky charms HAHAHAHHAHA

[spickart4]

lmao

[SaintAlia10191]

Don't touch my shit.

[halo69091]

FUCKEN LOVE IT!!!! STOP TOUCHING MY SHIT LOL

[40chickadee]

omg is that rlly her!!?

[Kashmir412]

Funny as shit, put on transcribe audio

[dudeonthestreet1]

@Kashmir412 We live in a world for millions of people cope everyday without touching my shit like stevie wonder XD

[sevenar7R]

what she doesn't know is that I'm taking the dimes

[thehastynewyorker11]

this video is STILL FUNNY

[CenterOpposite]

Who else was checking out the small of her back at 1:08? lol

[SuperMileyfan4life]

LMFAO this made my day! sooo funny! I LOVE YOU LEIGHTON! :D

[DarkZork9590]

I dont wanna touch her shit, i wanna touch her junk!

[MommamiaTV215]

no i love leighton :)

[FerkoLand]

OMG this is so real, so annoyinggggggggggg

[CaldwelI09]

This is my roomates computer... Awkward

[thealltedrygt]

she had me at hello...

[sarenessann]

I came home from school and my room was rearranged. don't touch my shit.

[paknsok127]

im still waiting for the bag

[tha4js]

i'd eat her sh*t

[LilRedd24x7]

I have "donttouchmyshit syndrome." its severe. people are gonna be the death of me...

[rosheedah]

I had this particular problem when a new roommate moved into my apartment and threatened to touch my shit.

[ILoveBlairW]

:D

[PickleGirl217]

wow.....this totally describes my life right now....except my roommate doesn't just TOUCH my shit, she TAKES my shit.

[iMartinvideos]

Guys! Don't touch her shit!

[MikeMths35]

I needed this on 1080p

[mynamemaycontainAtoZ]

DONT TUCH MY FUCKING SHIT

[NickPech]

I want one of those bags for my roommate.

[AshleyAndAllisson]

This is effin' FUNNY ! I Freakin' LOVE Leighton Meester !(: <3

[rayX18]

She said "shit" 14 times :D

[tqliu]

i dont want to touch you

[marimango98]

am i the only one who wants that tote bag????

[AJSwift13]

the dimes tiped over, so i know ur touching my shit

[tbb033]

oh man, i hate it when people touch my sh*t

[VampiresAreHot1]

haha @0:18 leiggton try not to laugth LOL

[skunkarific]

"Embedding disabled on request" LOSERS

[ShyL0rd]

she says shit 14 times lol

[sunsofguns]

I almost suggested "Don't Touch My Shit" by The Coathangers but thought better of it. Funny, if you can handle the vocals...but you can't.

[hiworlditisme]

ahahaahahahha. don't touch my shit :)

[MasterShinigami09]

"We live in a world where millions of people go every day without touching my shit... like Stevie Wonder"

Oh, Google, you so bad

[kiketupai]

transcribe audio: "my message is simple, taxation"

[TheAntihero6212]

Anna Kendrick FTW!

(In reference to the "50/50" ad that I got before the video, of course.)

[TheAntihero6212]

Man, I would feel so motherfucking sorry for the person who touches Leighton Meester's shit.

[TheOceanspray99]

I liked it when she said shit.

[BrocMajorz718]

Such a simple request ! And some people just can't listen !! Funny stuff !!!!

[misfitsfan445]

put on the captions "cc"

[TheScarlettTalutah]

I just showed this to my brother...he won't stop touching my shit

[shumster8]

an earthquake touched your dimes, not me!

[gogeta3366]

i wouldnt tough your shit but can i touch your boobs

[iLiKeCeRe]

i wouldn't ONLY be touching her "shit". i would be touching a lot more than that. ;)

[NanaNarcotic]

THIS WOULD BE ME IF I WERE SHARING A DORM HAHAHA

[OceansParty]

1769 people are touching my shit.

[Tedza0]

didnt laugh at all......

[sashicoolcrew]

@Tedza0 but did you get the message?

[CichoCiemna84]

I am seriusly thinking about sending this clip to a few of my ex-roommates...

[daiqinfu163]

This is quite Blair style. :P

[viking2887fan]

HILARIOUS

[missnovelera1]

hahahaha lol!

dont touch my shit!

[AEMoreira81]

This is what Leighton Meester said when she sued her mom: Don't touch my shit!

[trekfan92]

1,769 people touched her shit.

[dmanigo77]

So the moral of the story is what?

[WeAreBomb]

@dmanigo77 DON'T TOUCH MY SHIT

[katerbuggz]

am I the only one who wants her bedding set!? So pretty

[louiethemouse]

LOLOLOLOL @ 0:59 it says "...my shift now enlisted dismembered tupac manipulation..."

TUPAC?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HE LIVES ONN

[stupidnabgaywhoreass]

@louiethemouse

wtf are you talking about cant see anything

[louiethemouse]

@stupidnabgaywhoreass It's when you click on the "cc" and click on Transcribe Audio. 

[HeadfulOfHollow]

Turn on Transcribe Audio.

0:19 "We live in a world where millions of people cope without touching my shit. Like Stevie Wonder."

[Olliitube]

this just made me feel like touching her shit, I'm sure all of you would want the same... Let's touch her shit!

[SweetEmoLuver123]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! XD

[gagasparks]

where can i get that bag?

[LilFaerl]

There is a lot of her I want to touch but not her shit.

[AnduanMusic]

you touched my side when you were putting down the tape, nice try bitch :P

[Thedude207]

make her jag off by pressing 7 multiple times

[JayEazzyMeeshall]

Totally gonna touch all of her shit.

[taryndancer29]

just sent this to my sister haha

[imunder18bitch]

don't you dare liking this. do not touch MY SHIT.

[itsleticialm]

STOP TOUCHING MY SHIT.

[gagasparks]

0:00

[Maggot4life3232]

1:10 <3

[55dymo]

lol this is so blair. haha. XD

[0901maya]

my sis showed me this, she probally trying to send me a message. IGNORE :)

[cdroxman2]

@0901maya  my sister showed me this 2 haha

[W4L3]

I want that bag sooo much :(

[MrKokasian]

Thumbs up if you want to touch her shit!

[popcorn10124]

i need to send this to my fucking roommate

[neonpinkheadband]

this is an issue that I am currently struggling with AS WE SPEAK.

STOP TOUCHING MY SHIT.

[NoviSoul]

Americans are weird, touching each other's feces

[nikkimanajxx]

dnt touch my shit lol :P i wnt tht bag xx

[sunkisseddx3]

omg I love this.

[derrick20craig]

hahaha

[ShadeKangaroo]

lmfao irl

With only a dime a day, I made a little stack of dimes on my dresser. It fell over so I know you're touching my shit.

[werewolfwez]

1,767 poeple still can't stop touching my sh*t

[deejayDimitriG]

those 1,766 people are touching her shit.

[mrunderestimated1]

"Don't call. Just stop touching my sh*t."

[farhatbimmer]

ahh i love her!!! so much.... #teamWaldorfss

[xxRoommate]

Beuttiful :*

[christinebecruel]

her voice at: I`ll set up a camera don`t think I won't! - sounds like Blair hahaha

[lovexjane]

oh my gawwwwwwwwddd hahahaha holy shit

[flint757]

ROFL



[mishallka]

LMFAO xD

[fearlesschick94]

she's such a bamf.

[kasssiexxx]

hahahaha blair all the way

[JaredOhBrien]

LMFAO!! IS THIS BLAIR OR LEIGHTON?? LOVE THEM BOTH even though i wish blair was real.

[bobbyjohn420]

damn shes sexy them lips

[ItsNoahMeester]

She's awesome, seriously guys, I'm proud of her, she's my rolemodel and she'll always be. Thanks Leighton, we love you.

[AyokiKusano]

"I mean c'mon who else would it be?" ROFL This is the funniest shit ever!!

[DracuIina]

@stroppymonkey1999 you know she's an actress, right? She isn't just someone making a vlog... have you ever watched collegehumor before? I guess the fact that you were born in 1999 and are like 11/12 almost excuses it, but not really.

[theshaboopie]

HA!!!

[bingin15]

lol she's so awesome

[Squeedledorf]

You know, this is funny because my first day in chem, our teach, Mrs. Brown says "I have one very simple rule, if you follow it we will be good friends: Don't Touch My Shit. You can figure the rest out yourselves, your big boys and girls now." Best Chemistry teacher EVAR.

[moena10]

Thats what I say to my sisters .... you stuff my stuff ..... do I have to write my name on everything i own.

[Doku12112321]

I have that bag, I touch it all the time.

[xUltraVioletBlur]

Seriously! Who taught you manners? Have some respect! haha total blair waldorf quote.

[RadamezHQ]

Keep an eye on this girl ROOMMATE!!! BAD GIRL

[TheDeadspace1]

i got that bag :)

[freerangeduck]

pahah

[AdamHPerform06]

the perfect message for your mother next time she cleans up your room and leaves everything out of place! i get that every week :P

[Tedza0]

this isnt funny

[BadazzJupiter]

I showed to this to my brothers and sisters. All 15 of them. STOP TOUCHING MY SHIT, YOU BASTARDS!!!

[HalliwellSon]

Imagine if Gossip Girl was on HBO!

[animeguyin29]

LOL Don't call. Just stop touching my shit

[TaylorSwiftFan2255]

i like how she gets serious at the end when she says, "Seriously who taught you manners, have some respect!"

[moonyyummy]

I love you Blair!

[LiilowRicky]

Lol. Roommate was awful. But I still love Leighton! The movie did have a lot of wonderful actors; Minka k. Alison. Nina D. Cam C.

[vakashi93]

im glad vevo didnt post this

[inVINCibleFCB]

I wish I could touch HER "shit", if you know what I mean...

[DarthExarKunDouble]

@inVINCibleFCB Gross dude, gross

[inVINCibleFCB]

@DarthExarKunDouble dude i wasn't talking about her actual feces...

[DarthExarKunDouble]

@inVINCibleFCB Yeah, okay there Mr.Pooptoucher.

[CUPCAKESandPIZZA]

funny- in the movie the roomate she touched the other chicks shit. haha

[veryvickers]

I have had people who touch my shit and broke it!!! DONT Touch my shit!

[luvnote4u]

@veryvickers me too. they refused to replace it as well. :(

on another note, this is hilarious.

[daryl7441]

what about the lava lamp? can i touch that shit?

[Fashionissima123]

Good actress and fashionissima!

[applebee39]

i love her.

She's such a good actress.

[thefartingfist]

i want that bag