Germaphobe, by The Fully Sick Rapper after 69 days in Quarantine

[tjsenter666]

did he get signed to a label??

[haveakillerday]

2:03 doing the cross at the bin xD

[haveakillerday]

The chorus is so catchy! Well done

[MendoArtworks]

that's a huge amount of work, great stuff mate :)

[Thechosenamanda1]

Ruh ruh ruh ruh ruh ruh ruh rabies.

[ScottKinmartinTV]

This is EPIC!

[2bscorpscoach]

19 people like germs.

[Jedimastertm]

Dude i cant wait to hear more of your raps

[Tikugra]

you. are. awesome.

[josieamy1]

saw you on stay tuned ^^

[gracetheo]

there some bugs on this apple SOMEBODY GET ME THE MEDIA

you are amazing hahahah my idol <3

[echoo08]

Love You! :D

[scottusobnoxious]

fucking legendary !!!!!! 

[jadeishot100]

yeah you kick ass u are the best ive heard meow!!!

[Myquestion100]

Shag me!

[Blayzinchronic]

ur frigged



[blurzz]

cute!!

[candykat06]

this was terrible.

[c0mm0on]

why do you got this many hits man u suck

[F4DiNh0]

0:42

no legs lol

[eyebrowsQ8]

i think i just saw my idol <3

[TrumanTehSupraTiger]

OMG, I had no idea you made a whole bunch of these, I had only seen the day 55 one over, and over, and over. Awesome!

[hazardgirlpromotions]

This is so so funny, I know what its like to be in hospital for long periods of time and its so so boring

[ONESKEBEAR]

u gota alright aussie raping voice bro

[tubofbologna]

was he actually sick??

[marksupersayin101]

@tubofbologna no shit!

[booneOwns]

Lol yes.

[rdoonan]

I love the paper towels 2:09 LMAO

[MichaelkSimmons]

how many times has the nurse walked in causing some awkward fucking silence?

[Darthsantana]

@MichaelkSimmons what if it was like right before he did the terminator part when he was in in his trunks that wouldve been weird

[choni1975]

Im feeling some motivation to write some hiku or a limerick on being here.... love your work

[XxkilamuffinsxX]

'Hehe ....illl brush my theeth in an hour........=) wonderfull

[JizzyMiller]

Imma germaphob imma germaphob phob phob! Imma germaphob imma germaphob phob phob!! BAAAHAHAHA Pro <-----

[JakeLikesJoking]

Can I buy this song on iTunes? Funny stuff!

[rugayornot]

he sucks

[GallopingConch]

@rugayornot He's awesome.

[jackyjo100]

fanny as stuff man love it

[anticliche321]

I'm gonna watch your vids every day. I think I found my new antidepressant.

[AeroLover108]

i hope you feel better, ur doing great tho struggling... good job:)

[weeneytoddlover]

were you seriously in the hospital for that long, or was it a joke?

[XOXOKeely]

@weeneytoddlover its real he was in there for about 187 days

[weeneytoddlover]

@XOXOKeely NO

[XOXOKeely]

@XOXOKeely yes or something like that :)

[JakeLikesJoking]

It says in ur description that this song is on iTunes, but can I also buy this music video? Or is just the song on iTunes?

[XOXOKeely]

wow cool i live in australia :)

[RubixxGoesRhawr]

r-r-r-r-rabies!

[lUKEO1216]

You should be able to download his songs on itunes

[Livee4musicXD]

bahhaha awesome :D gotta love ur humour (Y)

[minimartinieiki]

Oh! I love you. :)

[ILike2StalkYou]

Your videos are so cute! xD

[mrpizzamutt]

your brother is a hot girl... I'd do it

[ProductionMark]

Love your positive mind, man! God bless you!!!

[MrDavinsion]

Hah you are awesome!

[m1ssychr1ssy09]

Hahahaha. You are the best!! How did I just find you now??

-Missy Chrissy.

[wirklichdoof]

i love the rabies part. that was funny :)

[blarfsgnarg]

r-r-r-r-r-rabies!

[gameonmoles]

you are such a genius

[ScandalousUnicorn]

Pretty much everything about that video made me hot.

[MathildeTilly]

no..please marry me ;) you made my day, have FMS, bad time ath the moment... really ..i am hanging from the chandeliers at this moment,:)P (in spirit i am!)

you are Fabuloussssss

Thanks!!

glad your out the hospital :) hugs

[PancakeMix21]

i think the best part is the mario mushroom noise xD hahahahaha

[APE12A]

Christiaan you`ve made it mate!!

I was on the dunny reading the news on my mobile and read about you.. So i looked you up on here and man, your rapping is fully sick!! very creative.. good stuff.

[jeanpal206]

thats crazy shit

[jeanpal206]

You act a bit crazy in this one but your still good.

[jeanpal206]

U act a bit crazy in this song

[MsJrDeathEater]

And yeah, I'm a carrier, I'm a carrier-warrior. Sent back from the future. To destroy all bacteria. ಠ_ಠ

I can smell influenza. I can see yellow fever! Do people know about this? Somebody get me the media!

There's some bugs on this table, and there's some bugs on this seat right here.

There's some bugs on this apple.

Somebody get me the media!

Put on this mask and these gloves for me- you look a bit funny. ಠ_ಠ

[mrchinexican]

You are....sick.....or something!

[2IceCreams2YoYos]

yes, yes you are fully sick.. AND AUSTRALIAN!!!!!!

[ithinkiminlovewithny]

youre amazing!

[DanDaMan2794]

i like the tripelts

[DAdamo6]

loveeeeeeeeeee thissssssss

[DAdamo6]

(((ooooohhhh aaaaahhhh))) i love this so much one of my favs.... keep makin video brother.......

[JohnnyBoii860]

dude your videos are very funny and awesome!!!! :)

[db1030]

You're hilarious!

[Xhougnaamn]

The chick at 0:55 had really hairy arms, lol.

Awesome video. The funny part is that I'm actually germaphobic.

[MindofaJedi]

Awesome rap bro ! Did you ever rap before getting sick .

[talibansoldiers]

fucking hilarious made my day

[misssserica]

You're a germaphobe-phobe... so... you're afraid of germaphobes? :]

[GoddessFlame]

I think I'm in love. :grins:

[bolix1221]

Why are you quarantined?

[poinl900]

Pray to god that your sickness will end soon.

[poinl900]

ima downlod the audio to this :D

[TheKeyboardKitty]

Where do you get all of these sick props from? Ex: Gold chains, transformer helmet, leather jacket.

[imxpnsv]

only if i can fully understand all English vocabularies then it would be more awesome..  :) Greetings from Korea, ur awesome!

[aydan14]

I will be a better wife that lozza898 !!! I'm really good at cleaning etc ;)

[qikscope4life]

Oh My God!!! LOVE this!!!

How have I never seen of this before?!

I've been missing out...!!

AWESOME work!!

Hope the Blue Laser and Useall got you through the cleaning!!

Mish xo

[Richi168]

I love your videos and thx for always responding ^_^

[Richi168]

next* not nest lol FAIL

[rangakidd1]

you Sir, have made my day!

[brucebakeromfg]

lol @ 0:45 using a toilet brush

[fanatic101drifta]

i am a huge fan!!

[Taylo10]

this one has the most rhyming i think. think one is my favorite

[xXxfreardxXx]

You are incredible xD

Absolutely wonderful, especially for putting up with the Australian hospital system for so long.

Keep fighting the good fight against bacteria!!

[jabhunt]

Christian you are fricking hilarious!!!! Have spent the afternoon giggling at ur videos. Love your aussieness and dedication. Hope ur not still in there and your finally well.

[lozza898]

marry me?

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@lozza898 Yes Lozza, Yes. Where can we have the ceremony? My parents are weird about travelling... And I am pretty good at not getting shots and stuff.

[lalaland7407]

@lozza898 awww... fine i guess ill just stick with rob thomas...psh....

[Richi168]

The nest DR. Dre ^_^

You R brilliant

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@Richi168 He was my Dr in hospital!!! hahaha

[darkmaster388]

Sick.

[MistakesAreMade]

You were really sick man ?

[donthaveanyvideos10]

mate you are a legend! :P

[auststorms]

Im a germaphobe im a germaphobe phobe

Im a germaphobe im a germaphobe phobe

Im a germaphobe im a germaphobe phobe

Im a germaphobe im a germaphobe phobe

[MrGammabot]

ahahahaha thats heaps funny, glad your better but are you still going 2 do fully sick rapping???

[melen987]

You know whats funny.? Rabies

[Brecko09]

I Think I'm in love, haha

[SiC261]

Bro. This is mean lesson in how to handle it when things don't go your way. Thanks for sharing this. Its just the wickedest shit ever!

[dfhue564]

awsome vid really happy for you getting out on monday



[jubblyplank]

"... there's bugs in my room."

[Popstadog]

This is actually a fully sick song.

Catchy!

I could be your quarantine guuuuuuy....

[ThetrueMCK]

you are one funny and good rapper!

If you keep writing great raps, you may need to thank your sickness, coz I think you could make yourself some good money from them :D

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

THE FULLY SICK RAPPER IS BEING RELEASED INTO THE WORLD ON MONDAY !!! THANKS SO MUCH FOR WATCHING AND FOR SUPPORTING ME!!!!! SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNEL, BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN WRITING AND FILMING LOTS OF STUFF IN HERE THAT IS GOING TO START POPPING UP ONLINE VERY SOON!!!!!

[JDStehr010]

@ChristiaanVanVuuren DUDE ! That's AWESOME to hear! Really glad for you. I last commented April 15th, last night I was laying in bed rolling all kinds of things over in my mind and you popped in *(that sounds kinda bad, eh?,, laying in bed thinking of you LOL) but hey, if I was gonna go gay... ANYWAY...I log in and find out today that you're getting out Monday. Coincidence? Psychic connection? Well, whatever it is, glad you're getting out! Feel well! Stay well! Will keep in touch.

[rationalrandy]

@ChristiaanVanVuuren congrats! glad to hear your gettin out, you sure made the best of it, and handled it better than anyone else could

[t7d5]

@ChristiaanVanVuuren wow you are so funny, did you have some one helping you from the hospital? or did you do all of this stuff by yourself?

[stillrocknroll2me]

My friend sent me your Life In Quarantine video and I cracked up. I've been playing this one nonstop all morning - it's addicting... you're hilarious and I've nothing but respect for your gung-ho mentality. Best wishes for a fast recovery! Keep posting; we don't want you losing your mind. ;)

[caseyiskilla]

haha man that made my day ,get better though

[desertmanofthehour]

I love this.......hey Chris..get out soon.

[Chris971ta]

This is so much better than the news...I have so much respect for you doing all this in your fully sick state. I've been thrashing your videos since 'discovering' you via Tonic, you are so clever! Best wishes for a quick recovery

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

Hey guys... Check this out if you are into blogs and stuff... I just learnt what they are... Here is one about fully sickness and that kind of stuff..... fullysickrapper.tumblr.com

[tervill1]

HAHAHAH! these are genius!

you are amazing! good work and mad respect! you must be super strong to be able to put on a brave face during this! awesome!!!!! :D

good work, if you ever go up for awards for these, you've got my vote!

love your humour, its great

[hatebreed2009]

wtf omg this is so funny

[desertmanofthehour]

This is your best effort Chris...I love this.

[CatEatsCat101]

r,r,r,r,r,r,r,rabies awesome you damn SB ur not supposed to get the sb thing :P

[Arbiboy]

just wondering..........where you that dude who sang about new zealand tax rates and australias tax rates? Not sure what it was about but it had something to do with new zealand and australia. Anyway the vid that I am talking about was on the news (in New Zealand)! It was hilarious XD!! Did any1 see this? Does anyone know who this is?

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@Arbiboy Hi man... yeah that was me... I do that on Campbell Live every Friday night from my hospital room.. there should be one on tonight too... I have done it for the last 4 weeks about NZ news and shit... you can find them on the TV3 website.. Just search for The Fully Sick Rapper...

[fraserkatie]

I love this!!!!!! This is brilliant! The original video!

[MegaSpeedyGonzalez]

great!!!

[tinghaling]

I wish he could Rap

[ravenven]

whats his disease?

[tinghaling]

@ravenven

Lazyitus

[411smiths]

I can't get over all your ryhmes and your rapping, mate you need a contract buddy, or have a little piece on a weekly show. Don't sell out though if you do, stay the way you are, ORIGINAL AS. funny too to boot.

[vagitoe]

You've gone fully mad.

It's awesome!!!

[goddesselppy]

Technology is wonderful. Glad you have something to sort of keep you entertained while you're in quarantine. =)

[Fallanspel]

oh my god you are absolutely awesome mate! :D showing the world that you could always use a laugh :)

[emmysausage]

haha very realistic spew.. keep up the good work!

[desertmanofthehour]

You awesomely sexy boy you........LOL. I hope you get out soon.

[CalderaHater]

It's not to keep you in it's to keep all the sickies out.

[TubePunch30]

ugh

[RUNetiAWAY]

thank you for making me laugh like this. been very apathetic lately.

[MongooseBeep]

love this video =) awesome dude! Hop you get well soon!

[Beast76V]

And yeah im a carrier... A Carrier Warrior... nice

[tjbendeich]

your videos are great man!!! ive just started making my own videos (not rapping though).. and you've inspired me even more to keep improving. whats the deal are you still in quarentine?? (i was in quarentine for 7days in a bali hospital with swine flu... i cant imagine being in there any longer than that!!!) all the best xxx TJ

[yotsubox]

Man it must be pretty hard being in quarintine. I hope you get better and are released soon. IFRC - olly

[ry4n0007]

you are a funny cunt mann !!

good work

best of luck bro

[durial320]

wow do you know how much longer you'll be in there for? it must be hard.

get well soon

[stinkycheese12341]

dude bacteria arnt bugs there not even in the same kingdom lol jk, yo dude props to you dude

[echarlie16]

I actually hope you dont get better, because these video's are so brilliant!!!!!! In all honeslty I hope you get out soon - but keep the video's going! x

[TrentWuhtz]

G'day Mate great job with the Vids mate, heaps original i luv em mate keep em up man, seriously man i hope you get better soon, when you get better mate will you keep makin the legendary vids? I seriously hope so man cos youre the one thing ive found on uTube thats any good lately unlike that "ooohhh Charlie bit my finger" rubbish my mates keep goin on about, Get well soon man

[MsSatanne]

Hope u get well soon, keep the raps coming they are amazing. Saw u on the morning show and had to check ur vids out. Hilarious Definately was worth it. :D good to see that even tho u are stuck in the hospital, u seem so upbeat in ur videos.

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@MsSatanne Thanks very much for watching them, I'm glad that you enjoyed!! I am pretty upbeat about the whole thing... It doesn't phase me anymore that I have to be here... there are many people in far worse circumstances around the world, and many people who don't get the chance to be treated with this condition...

[eebfw]

oh my god you are the coolest person ever! i hope you get better soon.

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@eebfw Ummmmmm... You've never heard of Chuck Norris? Wesley Snipes? Jean Claude Van Damne? Peter Pan? Steven Segal? Johnny Cage? Humpty Dumpty? He puts himself back together again!?

[thegreekchic]

Your funny and cute ;)

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@thegreekchic Thanks Greek Chick! :)

[BabyKaimai]

i freaking love ur video man ur awesome

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@BabyKaimai Glad you enjoyed them mate!!!

[TrentWuhtz]

U ARE A GOD!

[demetrousjj]

Some of the most original shit I have ever seen!

[GoekhanC]

R u out of quarantine?

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@GoekhanC Nah. I'm still here.. It's been a while now!!!

[Random0Break0out]

@ChristiaanVanVuuren

So ur really have germaphobia or is it just an idea for a rap??

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@Random0Break0out I am in a hospital quarantine... I have a whole bunch of videos from in here, if you want to check them out at my youtube channel

[Rhomar04]

man...dude.... this is the best rap I heard in ages..... it's funny and catchy...... where do you get your beats man?? dude..... whats the bet that were going to see people in hospitals rappin or singin while in hospital.... get well mate..... and where do u get ur beats?? lol

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

Hi mate... I use Logic Express... The drum parts are a combination of loops and original parts, with original basslines, keys, guitar parts, some uke here and there... I have got a laptop, small controller keyboard, guitar and Ukelele here in hospital with me. Check the rest of my youtube channel fullysickrapper(dot)com

[MsPikachu13]

Luf luf luf this posted it to my fb!!! U definately have a JT thing going on (the whole clapping ya hands and raising ya eyebrows JT thru and thru). U rock keep em coming : )

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@MsPikachu13 Thanks.. You can find me on Facebook too if you want to stay up to date with my happenings in hospital

[lizzi76]

your famous bro just checked you out on the morning show good work man keep it up

[bandobendi87crosby]

Why are you in the hospital?

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@bandobendi87crosby Because I have got MDR TB. A bad-ass strain of Tuberculosis

[moogze]

Thats funny shit... like fully funny shit...

Get well mate.

Hope to see you round the shire

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@moogze Thanks!

[Unya123]

Funny! I love it! defiantly have some talent! is there an audio version?