Stand up Sydney out takes

[TheBadgerMagic]

Add tshirts to your store you slut

[slugbiter]

O.O I'm 11 lol!

[BlitzkreigYYZ]

my god that woman was hot. Danny, you are a lucky man, haha

[TiaMaryyTanginoaxD]

Lucky girl.

[dededee613]

i loooooooooooove you.

[Hrko1992]

LOL

[vulcankitty123]

WERE DO I BUY THE DVD OR CD? I WILL BUY 9 COPIES!!

[vinesa529]

"I feel violated" Hahaha.. best part :))

Is that dvd still available?

[Aggron300]

DAMN IT, I WANNA BE AMERICAN!

[Kreptyne]

@Aggron300 sydney isnt in america.

[Aggron300]

@Kreptyne Yeah, I realized 5 months ago it was in Australia

[gigmyster69]

Did you get laid that night Danny? It sure looked like those girls were into you!

[rreeppoolliinnoo]

prdec. bre.

[jeansandluck]

Awesome! You live in Australia! So do I! I live in Sydney! Just like you! We have so much in common =D

[dk12553]

dane cook....

is it that just me that he seems like comedy wise

[nogaynamesallowed]

@dk12553 Except Danny's actually funny and Dane Cook isnt

[gthyhtujjuk]

u live in Australia?

[blackflame100]

That was great, LOL.

Danny, you have what they call...charisma :)

[alisonxy]

lolz then they v my space lolz

[Deadwing95]

Does the DVD ship abroad? I live in Colombia. :)

[Ibakecookiess]

@Deadwing95 WWOOOO CONOOO Este man es lo maximo no? Fue mi primera subscription jaja :)

[sweetsweetums]

Hahaahahahahaha lol

[BreakingSTC]

Ryan Reynolds + Jim Carrey = Danny !

[boomerxxx]

He's not the second Jim Carrey, he's Danny.

[pinkyellowblackred]

this guy reminds of doctor house a little bit

espescialy when he rolls his eyes

[conbait]

lol, pause at 1:52 and look at the bottom of the screen

[bobwatters]

haha sydney chicks seem pretty cool

[Thiren111]

she is a daniell?

[DrOetker14]

YOU FUCKING ROCK!!!!!!!

[Stapurda]

ok i want this DVD!!!

[livshyan]

you remind me a lot of  Jim Carrey !

[sulimi4ever95]

i hear some people deying in the background

[gaz021]

ya dont turn into Dane Cook please!

[RICHANDROS]

funny ass hell

[canuckleful]

@RICHANDROS It was funny. This WAS some funny ass-hell.

[hulkisyou]

are you doing some more cause i would like come and see very much, post some dates somewhere please

[TonyDark22]

YEAH 2nd Jim Carry

[TmBoris]

what is a "content reducer"?

[macali2009]

I want the DVD!! You are very funny, and you have the energy of Jim Carrey....when he was young. lol. I like how you use whats happening in the audience too, some people just ignore it and act like their doing a speech.

[590cowellj]

can you get this dvd somewere in england

[FoxyAsIs]

lol that girl pwned u.

[devlynandlink]

2nd jim carry...

[samdaman008]

@devlynandlink 1st danny

[sowunak]

looks like you made those chicks damn horny :-D how did you do that ? :-D

[iiShaboodles]

Danny! Make another top music vid again!! Also you need a gf so you can make me and all the rest of the girls jealous.

Kisses and roofies,

Kate :D

[ramizx69]

My Mom Walked In when That Chick Whats Humpin The Other Chick And She's Like What Are You Watching??

[TheUltimateTina]

damn i missed you! where can i find out where youre going to be?!?! i wanna get my stalk face on

[alskjfl]

The title made me want to stand up.

My name is Sydney<3:)

This was hilarious lol

[Exestenz]

holy awesome

[itschrisperry]

I'm not in Australia :(

[nucleus187]

@itschrisperry thats a shame

[Vanagander]

Can you say, "Shameless plugging?" Because I think I know a man who can't. Chuckle-worthy none the less. Props

[xXxNoXGirlyXGirlxXx]

Lol, so weird to see your hole body x) And you sure are funny x)

[kittykat490]

@xXxNoXGirlyXGirlxXx

Oh my goodness, isn't it?! Watching this made me very uncomfortable because it was like "I can see Danny's legs!"

[xXxNoXGirlyXGirlxXx]

@kittykat490 Yeah, I was convinced he only had a torso, lol x)

[AyanamisSlave]

Flatulence means farting and I am worried I might scare away the new raver chick Im into by doin it... hard techno can't conceal the demonically brutal quake of my anal release in the form of gas... Yeah, I know that gas has no form.

[MrFauxCredible]

"I feel violated" LOOOOOOL

[Killerstuff900]

next dane cook

[woohoobulot]

he's so much like Dane Cook. like how he uses huge words to describe simple things

[theaterkanin]

i too want that dvd!

[meltab27]

HEY GUYS!!! Check out my channel & subscribe!!

[tadshackles]

I will pay for that! LINK NAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[vieka]

@tadshackles I agree - LINK NAO!!!!!!!!2

[colindominy]

It might be a good strategy to make the most of attempt at your "15 Minutes of Fame" .. because sadly, I don't think you'll last. I've seen the best .. but you're the least, pal. Pathetic, really. Try being a garbage collector .. or a builder's labourer .. they would seem more up your alley, going by the vision you put out here ....

[tadshackles]

@colindominy The beauty of comedy is that it is objective. What you think is unfunny the rest of the world may flock to. I bet you think Dane Cook is bad too, huh? Yeah, he's made millions of dollars not making you laugh. Get off your high horse guy-who-has-no-real-insight. I found him hilarious which pretty much proves you wrong...

XOXO

Tad Shackles

[chiyerano]

@tadshackles Don't you mean that comedy is subjective, where some may like something while others may not?

[AwesomeKalamityProd]

@colindominy He's funnier than you.

[chiyerano]

@colindominy Or he could try being a lawyer since he has a juris doctorate degree and all. Unless you have a comedic act of your own which has been fairly successful with a wide range of audiences, I don't think you are fit to say whether or not he will be a successful comedian.

[7heFlyingDutchman]

You need to come out with a bloopers dvd, that would be even more epic.

[luko1010]

I was all up in your SPACE!

[jnnnfrx]

want.

[skoalE]

that was awesome danny

[helloimmandy]

You crack me up.

Everytime. =]]

[bobwatters]

lol wtf how did this not make it on the video u had a great audience super funny

[kevinohisamazing]

Pimp.

[xIxAmxKh2xI]

When does The Gradual Report come to Comedy Central or Nick@Nite?

[ozzlicious]

When you're famous I just hope you remember us little subscribers here on youtube

[gumbess]

can't believe my friend thinks this is funny. lol.

[rich8642]

Yay for random raep.

[CirqueDuCloud]

Hahaha! Oh my god, what a riot!

I wish Danny would do stand-up in Seattle.

Stand-up, as in, having sex standing up in Seattle.

[Ekman196]

Where can I go to see this entire vid? Or did he not post it up yet.

[wholforen]

i just violated my pants ;]... if thats possible.

[indycardvr1]

you remind me of dane cook when you do stand up.

[MasonsTurtle]

nice.

[notToast]

your youtube videos are entertaining, but the stand up is terrible. You look like dane cook with all those body movements, and that automatically makes it painful to watch. Please stick to funny material and drop the "funny body movements"

[eggbaax]

@notToast It's his 'style', you can't just drop that shit.

Besides, it was awesome.

[izme29]

your stand up seems hilarious!! why arent i in australia!!

[Robert2393]

not even kidding you reminded me a little bit of Dane Cook lmaoo

[wickedrocketelvispel]

THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xUmbrellaAcademyx]

hahahaha *stealth mode!*

[ryan16426]

You like that I know you liked that 1:44

[123puta3]

....

[sstuod1]

little bit of dane cook :P

[Thiren111]

AWSOME!

[LilCodaD]

That was awesome Danny! You should do more stand-up.

[CrysisCry]

What happend to old Danny, who was awesome?

[ixxlovexxme]

I WANT THAT DVD!!!!

[KDH321111111111]

great comic at derekd2112!

[CognosSquare]

moar!

[SpecialKetamine26]

Hahaha you're awesome :D

[polkadotcandyxoxo]

i feel violated lol!

[myronlee19]

i would love to buy that dvd but they dont sell it here in Singapore

[willystar777]

I want more of that.

[animalchin101]

i just loled in my pants!!!

[aleta333]

go Danny! congrats! (=

[xftsttg]

Duuuude i love on the northern beaches, send me the dvd =D

[KiwiCrisis]

Why the hell are you in Australia? Get out of our country you crazy bastard.

[juppywozhere]

@KiwiCrisis yeah, um kiwi, reminds me of new zealand, not australia

[KiwiCrisis]

@juppywozhere I live in Australia, genius.

[nigleman]

@KiwiCrisis umm, ur name is KIWIcrisis, surely ur in new zealand......

[FlarexHardstyle]

Danny, you should come to the Netherlands once, we love you!:P (If you actually come to the Netherlands, try the city Breda)

[lindsaylou04]

That was really good! I look forward to the dvd!

[RavingRabbidsball]

Now that's a new side of Danny we can all use in our daily dose of YouTube videos.

[wildbloodydragon]

That's a pretty big...bonus.

[Ido013]

More money to be made there than here lol GJ

[Mitchelljamesmusic]

dude ur in Australia that is awesome

[Maegrol]

want!

[MCtootsie]

DAMN, That's funny as hell !

Omfg... If i we're a stand-up manager or whatever they are called... then i would hire you...

Brilliant and awesome...

[AngelicSakuko]

COME TO ADELAIDE!!!!!

[cistiliste]

He moved to Australia some time ago.

[koshevatsky]

...

this guy is Australian right?

[Lelethain]

@koshevatsky

He's American ;)

[koshevatsky]

@Lelethain why does he live in Sydney?

:-O

[charlottebruvv]

come to queensland!

[MrNiceHk]

Natural ...Obviously

[BromTown]

Come to Melbourne!!!! FUUUUUUU

[evilmonkey1453]

COME DO STAND UP IN AMERICA!!!!!!!!

[danielvegas]

you should send your dvd into the "Comedy network"(good it, believe its Canadian), try and get a 1hour special, they film in Montreal but if you get a special, it could give your stand-up a career a real jumpstart1 or just demand HBO run a Stand up Comedy Special you could tape in La something, if they ask why and what revenue you could generate, just log onto youtube and show how many hits you get a day, thats what Dane cook did, and boom!

-Danny Vegas, Playboy TV

[REMsleeper428]

That girl is one lucky lady!

[Nigomsa]

Before you get all famous and don't read me comments anymore, I would like to say Thank you. Thank you Danny for making me laugh with every vid that you have put out. Whatever you do, keep up the good work.

[singe13]

danny where do u live man? in australia or canada?

[chiyerano]

@singe13 Australia. I don't think he's ever lived in Canada.  He prefers warm climates so him living in Canada would be highly unlikely.

[anyonelistening]

@chiyerano Good thing Danny is an animal on National Geographic and your the crocodile hunter.

[lordsuji]

@singe13 are you serious? lol Sydney Australia i mean the onlympics were even held there before how can you not know where that is XD

[entace]

@singe13 he lives in Australia

[Cubfan2240]

Jeez, somebody found their calling. Way to go Danny! Congrats on all your success!

[hiblinist916]

Why did you move all the way to Sydney anyway???

[OmgRawrify]

if those are the bits thaat didnt make it.. i wanna see the bits that DID

[lazylank]

Dude, stick to the stand up comedy.......because you are awesome!

[hommyg40]

lmfao

[Genesis2099]

wow. that was hillarious

[kylarsk]

haha welcome to Australia! :P

[GiantArapaima74]

Danny got raped

[tralala609]

that was so great haha

[geksii]

i missed danny on stage :(

[KEMOPA]

"the they violated my space" thumbs up!

[livemix72]

those were great.. they should have staye in. Your stand up rocks bro

[LoLucas02]

1:38. WIN!

[mylovin22]

You are so awesomely hilarious, I wish you would come back to america its a shame for us to lose you.....lol.

[MorphingMagician]

omg that was hilarious

[floiyd55]

r u from austrailia

[wassupdoc319]

i rele wanna see that lol ur FUNNEH

[naesmans]

man its a pity you cant come to ireland and try the killkenny cats laugh comedy festival, i would pay to see you do stand up.

[Smurfhat]

hate dane cook

[LtShock]

LOL! You got surprise buttsecks!

[patrickkroell]

whaaay i wanna see the whole thing :D

danny: make it possible for me and the rest of the world that want to see ur awesomeness... no em not gay... but i think em talking for everyone... or most of us? maybe just a few... whateva em bored :P

[klorinmo]

i WANT that dvd!! :]

[capricornchick]

MARRY ME?!

[CarletonConfused]

1:52

[chiyerano]

Yay! It's about time.

[madimadisonsakura]

that was sooo funny!

[TheGuardianOfHalo]

he sounds like dane cook and acts like jim carrey, awesome

[lovetodofunkystuff]

you remind me of jim carry. :D

[ScanDeez]

kind of awkward seeing you doing standup.

[MrCarelo]

yay danny!

[GotsTricks]

Danny I hope you boned the blonde-

[alecjahn]

bluecollardistro -dot- com? bigcartel? Just find some way to sell them on an existing service/website. Maybe make a t shirt as well, and then you can sell both in a pack.  And print your face on mugs. Yeah.

[AraMyth0728]

That was awesome.

[SazzieChan]

I think you could really make it in this business :D Good luck! <3333333

[Luaeria]

Woohootiness!

[carvul1]

ur stand up is awesome :)

[RainerBMX]

danny is like jim carrey

[firehotbanana]

You remind me of dane cook how your always moving around tis funny joo is funny

[F3uron]

EBAY the dvd's i would buy this second

[blissful0ne]

ummm?

[MICKYMAN5000]

toyota!

haha your pimpin gangst