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  • hahaha. its because your face and voice is really punchable

  • Why shouldn´t you identify with V?

  • That V movie sucked just as much as when Hollywood Pictures tried to make a Super Mario Bros movie. now that movie was terrible.

  • Yeah! FYE!!

  • lol talking about the color of the figure then randomly: I HAD THIS SUIT TAYLORED XD

  • Well duh. But the thought experiment of what could happen is quite humorous. I am usually not fond of most mainstream movies or remakes of older movies.

  • As a woman and not a cattle at that, I must say... I do believe a woman at an Antarctic base is a hilarious concept... because she'd basically be the last woman on Earth and that would be quite a hormonal insanity fest.

  • @HayleySarg

    Other than that, the original just didn't need a fucking remake.

  • the thing I like about tolstoy is that he is a REAL man unlike freddiew and all the other youtubers that use EFFECTS for there gun shots and knife slicing

  • well do i identify with v....no not reely. do i blow up parliment building to the tune of the 1812? no. no i where a mask everywhere so no one knows my true identity? no. do i want government to fall? yes but not the mainstreem way i have my own thoughts about my government. do i myself have the power to change the minds of an intire nation to overthrow there governing body? no..

    so tolstoy i dont identify with v but how about i agree with v. i agree with what he did and what he stood for

  • dont button your bottom button

  • I dont think he's dead maybe he just doesn't feel like doing videos so just have patience and see what happens

  • hey tolstoy make a new video already !!!!!! be angry and rant about some random topic just make a video about something. iv become concerned that your dead. btw neca or mezco? hope you know what i am talking about

  • Great review I watched it when it came out and I have a question what's your favourite comic book?

  • That suit makes you look like a midget.

  • @TolstoyKafkaEvsky I know how you hate plastic crap.

  • @TolstoyKafkaEvsky hey tolstoy just a stupid question, just to get this question out of the way... Why don't you make a gears of war figure review?

  • I find myself more and more addicted to tke each day living in texas constantly surrounded by "derp" it's nice to hear some one rant like I do I take back former comments

  • Do a costume review

  • U should make another video I love ur topics and the shit u talk about!

  • Silly anon

  • i do lift weights but only because i like it and i hate sports. my physical appearance might as well mean nothing to me. i do it to get stronger. nothing more.

  • @matokaz

    I guess if that's your attitude about it, then that's not really what I'm making fun of.

  • @TolstoyKafkaEvsky im glad you see it the same way

  • not To Be A Dick But Make Another Video Plz

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  • The Thing (2011 film) isn't a remake. It's a prequel.

  • If anyone is the Rorschach of the internet its TKE.

  • TKE I've been watching you for around three years and I hate to see your apathy towards video making at times. But recently you seem much more energetic and outspoken, which is what I like to see. In all honesty, a large proportion of the person I am today was influenced by you and I'm the better for it. I probably had some natural pre-disposition, but you definitely helped it along. So please don't stop making videos any time in the forseeable future and it'd be great to talk sometime.

  • Jaws. Movie was better.

  • that doll possessed tolstoy

  • The Hollywood rape machine simply creates derp and/or complete bullshit because the seduce themselves into thinking they are creating art. They take the good and say "fuck that, lets piss everyone off" and they create total derp only to amuse the "bro's"..............to my fellow derp haters..........it is our time, we must abolish the derp........forever

  • you should put in that video of you killing Bieber instead

  • Have you ever thought about getting a Makarov air pistol?

  • Back in Black =D

  • @TolstoyKafkaEvsky, you should have a forum. It would be similar to your blogs (R.I.P) but it would be a tolstoykafcomunity free of derp and only your biggest fans would dare join it. You wouldn't have to work much if you don't want to, I'm sure SOMEONE has the expertise to make one for you and we could discuss themes in your videos and you'd be able to really get your point out to people like you want.

  • Tolstoy - Do your neighbors ever give you strange looks when you walk around your house with the full 3-piece suit armed with a gun and sword?

  • Ive never seen a bro where I live.

    I allways thought they lived only in fable...

  • loved the movie. read the book. now i think the movie is crap.

  • society is a stone cold bitch.

  • "I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron" was a funny movie quote.

  • Great video,Favorited,and liked the vid!I love plastic crap!

  • Holy shit, you're awesome, man. :))

  • @TolstoyKafkaEvsky I was the guy who'd cry! I got personally mentioned in a YouTube video. Oh, and BTW, check my channel for hot naked girl action (jk I'm not derp). Well done killing that fagazine.

  • HEY the thing was epic i hope the new one is decent...but im also disappointed at a remake of it and the fact the a woman is the main character. But if you look at any horror movie now-a-days most victims are women cuz society precieves them as weak and vaulnerable..im also a derp too!! but i think i just look like one. i also get harrassed on a daily basis too...meh!

  • @TolstoyKafkaEvsky i hate the media, they are creating demons inside teenagers, brainwashing them into the wrongs of society, its like that everywhere, even where i live in England we are trapped inside a prison that is our life :(

  • Dude I said that it is going to be a awful movie how do you replace kurt Russell with a girl the thing is one of my favorite movies I mean what the fuck

  • you should do that kill bieber thing on here XD

  • i thought the intro was very funny but not just funny you where kinda making a statement

  • @mrkoolman23

    The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.

    Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that its my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.iolently vicious and voracious violation of volition.

  • Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.

  • "the comic book was pretty unheard of before the movie" MFW

  • @TolstoyKafkaEvsky i agree, why has our society gone down the drain :(

  • @kevincosgrove97

    The media. Deactivate the Hollywood rape machine and return the people's souls to them.

  • @TolstoyKafkaEvsky I was wondering ever thought of doing a Q and A video?

  • @TolstoyKafkaEvsky the bit were you followed the voice fx was fucking brilliant

  • @TolstoyKafkaEvsky What is society to you?

    I agree todays america sucks but just trying to get the full view of society from TolstoyKafkaEvskys view lol

    Nice vid again man

  • @TolstoyKafkaEvsky V for Vendetta/Annonymus mask could get your channel killed even if on an action figure

  • @kevincosgrove97 penis

  • The movie is a fine watch, it didn't totally butcher the book like Watchmen did, or Wanted for christs sake. That was an atrocity. if you liked the movie Wanted, kill yourself. The movie was fine, but as Alan Moore said, it was more aimed at an American audience. English Cold War anarchism is a hard sell.

  • Tolstoy podcast do it

  • You're awsome Tolstoy! It would be fun to meet you someday, even though it's highly doublful :(

    I'd like to ad that I'm a big fan of "The Thing" from the 80's. I think it's a really well made movie with a horrifying premis and great special effects and that it doesn't need a update at all.

  • You're awsome Tolstoy! It would be fun to meet you someday, even though it's highly doublful :(

  • I don't really care about action figures but you make them interesting!

  • You used the word "boss"

    awesome. haha

  • Good to see you're feeling better.

  • what is a durp

  • @ezioaltair03 the stereo type of american teenagers, faggy balls caps turned backwards, tolstoy is the anti derp, he sees them he shoots to kill :p

  • @kevincosgrove97 ok cool im not one !!!

  • @kevincosgrove97

    Teenagers should be young men and women aspiring to be great. Weather they want to be great musicians Bob Dylan or Jimmi Hendrix or a well known, well respected scientist, like Carl Seagan or Michio Kaku or a computer specialist like Steve Wozniak and Bill Gates back in the 60's. Derp are wastes of human space. Their god is the media, which directs them to aspire to a great standard of violent, thrill seeking, niggardly, ignorant, douche-baggery. They must be destroyed.

  • the durps are colinizing we must stop them

  • technically it's a prequal not a remake. The Thing I mean

  • i just saw your old "wanna fight" (i think that's what it was) video. you really have changed... i guess? but i think you are better now

  • Tolstoy bought a cell phone? Oh lawdy.

  • You found sackboy :D

  • fuck u i want do what you tell me, great,just great, RATM reference

  • Make another

  • TOLSTOY YOU MAKE LIFE WORTH LIVEING LONG LIVE TKE FOR SHANT I LIE TO THE TOLSTOY ARMADA OF ASSASSINS

  • @GlassNinjas

    Armada of Assassins? I like the sound of that...

  • @TolstoyKafkaEvsky omg tolstoy you saw my comment ive watched you for years you are my fav youtuber and im proud to be a member of our armada Tke the awesome

  • Replace the the world "derp" with "phony" and you're a regular old Holden Caulfield.

    Oh yeah, and John Carpenter's The Thing, that movie you like so much, was a remake too. So how about keeping an open mind?

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  • Viva la Futurama!!!

  • you are the best person evar

  • sonic ran off with light sackboy

  • Beaber! I stab at the!

  • boy, it must have been odd buying that magazine in that outfit...

  • Have you found White sackboy yet?

  • Tolstoy how much was your CRKT knife ? Just wondering, I was thinking about buying one similar. It would be great if you replied!

  • @XnNOBS

    I have more than one CRKT.

  • @TolstoyKafkaEvsky How much was the one you would consider the "best" ? I've seen them in your videos, and I must say they are quite the beautiful knife.

  • @XnNOBS

    The ignighter was 60, so was the Kit Carson. They're not better or worse, just different.

  • Tolstoy your like potato chips I can just watch one video I need to watch many of them and I have to clean my room why you so addicting ?!

  • The comic is quite different from the movie, if you notice the movie more so focuses on V's resemblance to Guy Fawkes and the comic stays true to the genius that is Alan Moore, but I honestly like the movie and am not afraid to say it, so back of tolstoy :D jk, anyway that is an awesome figure I'm about to get my hands on one!!

  • Hey TKE are you 21? If so you can get your conceiled carry license, which seems like a good investment taking into account were you work. Keeo up the good work.

  • Eh i hate my phone too i only txt if im really really bored and need someone to talk to WHICH IS TOO OFTEN

  • Remaking The Thing? What the FUCK. Why remake a classic like that? Aside from missing the pure joy of watching an actor like Wilford Brimley go batshit insane on screen, the biggest kick to the nether bits is that it'll probably focus exclusively on shitty 3D CGI trash rather than the amazing puppetronics of the original.

    Sigh...an entire culture processed for cash and cheap entertainment.

  • @Riddley313

    Wilfred just had a few bad days in the Antarctic cause' his blood sugar was getting low.

  • Not To Be Racist But My Sister Keeps Dating These Black Derps-.- Why Cant She Date People Like You (Btw She Still Thinks Your Cute) :D

  • @Vandel1254

    Of course she does. But she's been infected with derp, I'm afraid.

  • Best intro you have ever done. That Katana just destroyed that tree.

  • I actually would have preferred you set the magazine on fire chanting "Fuck you I won't do what you tell me."

  • Right Tolstoy I didnt think you were a really person because no one can be that crazy and awesome in England (yes I'm from England Derpy Derp) you would be killed by chavs (the white pathetic versions of black gangstas).

  • @JCBxSanityx

    Hardly. I'd just fight them all off using my lightning stab technique. I don't necessarily need a knife for it to work.

  • Did your camera quality go down?

  • (commenting before video) "YEY V!!!"... (comments after video) "O.o"... (Still haven't watched the video).

  • Wow dude, you finally opened it. It reminds me that I still need to get you back you're book. Amazing video man.

  • @ghostmouthzach56

    Take your time. You really need to READ it, dude.

  • hey what camera do you use now?

  • i think the v movie is overrated but idk never saw it anyways

  • tolstoy that was the best opening ever. keep up the good work

  • Why did you even have that magazine?

  • @muciacias1

    bought it TO shoot it.

  • @TolstoyKafkaEvsky you still bought it.. soo either way, "they" won.

  • kinda did bother me how that suit was somewhat loose fitting

  • I actually loved both the V for Vendetta movie and the graphic novel. I feel that movies like this are great for turning people on to things like graphic novels and spreading their appeal. I would have never shown an interest in them had it not been for a combination of V for Vendetta and The Watchmen, now I have a sizeable collection.

  • Like the film, hate the mask, thanks to you know who. PS Not you.

  • I really never got to watch the movie. Going to do that someday and then i will try to find the time to read the comic!

  • nice suite

  • Yeah tolstoy is back! well for now...

  • Great now I have to read V for vendetta Ive just never gotten around to read V for vendetta.

  • Must say Tolstoy, the intro was by far the most greatest thing I have ever seen on YouTube. One of your greatest moments because I felt so great when you did that, I agree completely. Also, you should've included the RatM reference if you went to burn it :D

  • Doggy Ben Ben is an Oxycodone Addict?

  • Nobody can make opening a box more entertaining than TKE. Another great video. Thanks Tolstoy

  • The V for Vendetta review!!!! A land mark Tolstoy moment!

  • 11:30 XD HAHAHAHA!!!

  • I don't mean to be rude or trivial, but I just wanted to point out that the re-boot of "The Thing" is actually a prequel to and not a remake of the 1982 version (which is absolutely amazing) It explains the Norwegians' back-story and then how the dog eventually winds up into the camp at the beginning. I just hope Hollywood doesn't completely herp derp it up, which they probably will.... Sigh.... Anyway I love your videos! I only have 3 subscriptions but if I could only keep one it would be this

  • lol longest action hero saying

  • Tolstoy numero UNO !

  • clap clap clap the speech was very cool

  • what is your bbm pin i need to know

  • Can you recommend some books for me to read.

  • that magazine at the start symbolizes slutty sellout pop music

  • I you like the movie i like you less.

  • YOU THERE! YES YOU! CAKE OR DEATH?

  • Thank you man, you gave me a great way to end my day.

  • It would be sick if you got some Freddie Wong style VFX on the gun shots. The GBB makes a perfect gun for movies and such. Plus, I WANT YOUR EFFING KATANA! How much was yours?

  • @Agendaman2

    That sword there isn't a Katana. But it's similar. The dark sentinel goes for about 70-80-100 dollars. My ACTUAL Katana was 230 dollars.

  • @TolstoyKafkaEvsky

    Oh okay, gotcha. The one that was $230, is it battle ready?

  • @Agendaman2

    DAMN SKIPPY!

  • is that the bender figure that comes with the extra part for the robot devil?

  • what do your neighbors think of you when you do these things?

  • I like your hair.

  • I lost my phone but Tolstoy's wearing a suit. So I'm okay.

  • Did you ever find light sack boy?

  • @TheGAndJProductions

    He found me...

  • I respectively disagree with you on a lot of things but I do like your videos and you are a nice person. Keep making videos!

  • @IMakeOrWatchVideos

    JOIN OR DIE!

  • @TolstoyKafkaEvsky No dear Tolstoy, I expect you to laugh. Would you like cup cakes?

  • lol a joke about 12 inch penises . . . . . very high standard joke there

  • @IMakeOrWatchVideos That's funny, I disrespectfully agree with him on a lot of things. The things I don't agree with him on... well... I have plans for that although I see my magazine plan won't work.

  • Great video!

  • You know, out of all the "derp" that plague me, and many others, in this world. Your the only person I know of who's not afraid to publicly speak his opinion weather it's wrong or not. I respect you for that.

  • I love your style so much. 

  • I thought the thing that's coming out this year is supposed to be a prequel to john carpenter's thing, still it's probably gonna be meh. Keep the vids comin, I need my weekly TKE fix lol.

  • I can see why you hate the fact that The Thing is being remade...rebooted?

    I would like to see it just to see what happens before the dog ran to the other camp, but don't see it as trying to ruin The Thing just trying to add more to the story. also that could be why The Thing was so good just imaging what happens before and after the movie.

  • lol your perc head impersonation is spot on

  • When it comes out will you do a review of Bioshock Infinite?

  • Def agree with you about The Thing remake...

  • Awesome to have you back, if youd consider your smaller period of absence a hiautus. And I to agree, that the film was ehhhhhhhh. Wachoski's were not right for the film.

  • :D

  • The thing with Kurt russell is a remake. So the new one is a remake of a remake.

  • I feel like I'm learning from a pop culture guru. Role model ftw

  • I liked both of them actually (comic and Movie) I feel like their on two different levels....so I try not to compare them. I like the Natalie's Evey better than the comic books as for most of the characters in the movie...but I feel the plot line is more strongly identified in the comic.

  • tolstoy i feel like if you were a muscular kid that was good at sports and had the woman all over you, you would be on the band wagon with society and "derp"

  • @KingOCleveland

    Ehhh... no. I'm not against a guy who's got a woman, and I'm not against being muscular, and I'm not against being good at sports. It's not like I never picked up a football in my life, or rode on a skateboard. But it's at the point where society praises people for being steroided-up, mindless, thrill seeking psychopaths that we have a fucking problem.

  • Tolstoy, the 80s thing was a remake of a movie from the 50s. Why can't they remake it again?

  • @TerryBogard675

    The 50's thing was an abortion of a movie that was "based" off of a book called "Who Goes There?" By W. Campbell Jr. The 80's remake was actually based off of the book, while the 50's abortion had little or nothing to do with the original book. You can get manuscripts of the short story on the internet for free. The writing is god awful, but it's still an interesting read.

  • @TolstoyKafkaEvsky I just love how you get pissed about everything you are funny and i love how you say the word bro