Charlie Brooker's 2010 Wipe (P2)

[50Dashes]

YOU'RE JYOKING

[TheHairofTime]

4:38 *pronunciation

I'm sorry. Awesome apart from that though.

[ToliveAnimations]

Bob Holness wanking himself backwards up a set of stairs.

[aaron9099]

"It was a shitty thing to do"

lol, very true Doug, I apologize.

[Kiriyama666]

It's 'I Hate Iceland' you fuckwit

[eiresmif35]

@Kiriyama666 It's 'Irony exists on this planet' you fuckwit

[adamwhair]

LOL! "a geothermal shit-fit!"

[FrazzleAndTheWolf]

I'm Doug Stanhope, and that's why I drink.

[DrunkRussian2]

BP Oil Disaster - best biological attack in history.

[CharmsLithe]

So in that tiny clip of Nick Clegg at 7:43 all I see is "TARDIS TARDIS TARDIS".

[PripyatSurvivor]

OH NO. He said biggot.

Christ knows what would have happened if he'd called her an ugly dried up old cunt.

Her head would have imploded, probably.

[PripyatSurvivor]

I know Doug was taking the piss but it really did get on my nerves when america blamed the UK just because the B in BP means "British"

yeah, the company was British.

The people that ran the fucking oil rig were yanks and mexicans, further proving they can't do anything right.

[MrOldRoots]

@PripyatSurvivor I'm pretty sure he was just joking, being a comedian and all.

[Franticalmagic]

@PripyatSurvivor And who commissioned, designed and approved the standards of those rigs?

[RandyRobbo]

@Franticalmagic Probably Chris Oynes, an american who oversaw all oil leasing in the gulf. maybe it was vice pres dick cheneys fault for denying BP remote shut off switches that would have stopped the leak because they were "expensive". Or Marc Edwards, an american who runs the company that should have cemented the drill hole and had been linked to prior oil spills. Gary Leach (yank) leaving an upside-down valve on the blowout preventer to avoid having to take pipe out to test it

[LondonPride25]

7:31 Look at David Cameron, what a muppet. You can almost see him thinking, "Oh look, a black man, instead of just shaking his hand as I would do with any other member of the public, I better give him five and a hug." Patronising twat lol

[Werebudgie]

Shananigans!



[ImahGoer]

Allistair Stewart is a cunt.

[Nautilus1972]

3:00 Brilliant.

[DODODADATUMTEETAAA]

Unless your boycotting petroleum, you're doing nothing! So so true lol! BTW Kevin Costner please stop making films. Thanks

[hennimore1]

Debate hero! Amazing!

[TenderHistoryInRust]

Man, I hate Doug Stanhope.

[doctortehe]

Wait, what? Why was Nick Clegg interviewed outside the TARDIS?

WTF!? I hope this doesn't mean that Cameron's finally made that Paradox Machine...

Here come the drums...

[MrSyrett]

The music the accompanies the bit on Gordon Brown at 10:13 is just perfect for him

[graemeoliver84]

I love it when Screenwipe plays things like Beethoven's Symphony 7 (before The King's Speech came out)

[graemeoliver84]

"Tony Hayward played by Michael Sheen cos that's how the fast the turnover is these days"

I'd always thought the same!

[DonZabu]

"Wanking himself backwards up a flight of stairs."

Just a regular Friday night for me.

[MiceHellHillPips]

"...from the BBC's flagship political fart-kitchen..." genuis.

[LondonSummer100]

Barry Shitpeas :')

[FreedomValentine]

i wanna play debate hero NOW.

[asubjectiveopinion]

Top marks for the 'Murder at the Gallop' music in the background.

[tberwick1]

Goodbye you "Thumb in a suit"

[mariotaz]

I hate to admit it, but I am enjoying Debate Hero. I think my favourite debate is the 'I can spend more tax money than you in a month'. Only one more achievement too. 'Sit through the whole thing without getting angry'.

[mathew2283]

What is the music from 1:07?

[DJEdSaunders]

@mathew2283

Beethoven - 7th Symphony 2nd Movement

[mathew2283]

@DJEdSaunders thank you. :)

[friendlyrabbit]

I am mesmerised by Charlie's hair every time he's on screen....

[TheDanEllis]

"and he had what he thought was 1 l,ast look of his co-presenters tits" LOL

[tommyycore]

kevin costner, what a fucking arrogant prick

[nioor]

Yeeeer Jouuuurking?

[Vault101Reject]

So because the rig is owned by Britian, it's Britian's fault the inbred american workers can't operate it properly?

[penguinworm]

@Vault101Reject 

We operate our American-owned oil rigs well enough:

"OSHA statistics show BP ran up 760 "egregious, willful" safety violations, while Sunoco and Conoco-Phillips each had eight, Citgo had two and Exxon had one comparable citation. "

[SeventhEve]

@Vault101Reject I've heard lots of stereotypes about Americans, but "inbred" isn't one of them... I have heard that said about British royalty, though... BTW, you might want to have some understanding of just exactly what caused the explosion (which, btw, killed 11 and injured 17 of its "inbred workers") before opening your fat gob. It was the cheapness on the part of BP that was at fault, not any error on the part of the operators.

[LANBritain1]

"...Where he was interogated by `Lon Chaney and a cast of a 1930s Horror Movie"

Ahh i love that bit <3

[451harri]

"Meanwhile, down in the gulf of Mexico, the Deep Water Horizon oil rig did a passable volcano impression and blew up, damaging a well head down in the Spongebob department which started vomiting a horrifying amount of crude oil into the sea."

I want Charlie Brooker to work for the news, so they can wheel him out to announce disasters and make them seem actually quite whimsical and unimportant.

[MacraStraba]

@11:07

That reaction is priceless.

[ERST105]

'I hate this world. I hate it.' Barry Shitpeas nails it again.

[megamadic]

'Calamity Brown' XD

[TheOrangePanda]

AHH HYT ICELAAAAND  AHH HYT ICELAAAAND....

[simmyjester]

Charlie, you need to find some better American comedians. Trust me, that guy's just a jerk.

[texasoilfields]

james carville truly freaks me out. 

[adamshiftyelso]

lol 9:42 Debate Hero. pretty much sums up the televised debate perfectly

[silverfuck]

Man, I love Doug Stanhope

[mrchoochoohead]

Nice to hear someone took the effort to do a classical rendition of Back in the UK by Scooter

[06drew06]

Like the sun had died from leukemia

[Soundfrequency]

01:54

Why's count Orlok so bothered about dying?

[Soundfrequency]

That whole thing the news tried to pull with telling that old bitch what Gordon Brown said is just the sort of pathetic playground shit stirring that anyone would hate, but if the news does it it's in the interest of public knowledge?

[rhinseout]

That American guy is much funnier that Barry.

[Mrhellsy]

@rhinseout YOU LEAVE BARRY OUT OF THIS!!!!

[rhinseout]

@Mrhellsy It's difficult to leave him out when he's a fairly prominent part of the show.

[Mrhellsy]

@rhinseout Im a massive fan of Barry I should of made it more clear that that comment was AIMED AT HE BARRY HATERS WHO SHOULD BE SHOT! Barry is above there call. MORE BARRY!

[losarman]

@rhinseout yea but Barry is much sexier

[hardgayramen4ever]

AYE ATE ICELAND!

[1001000111]

Wait... the British don't own BP. Isn't it American run?

...hm.

[losarman]

@1001000111 they cant decide, last week when they were unveiling a contract with Russia they were waving the Union Flag and was being supported by an UK govt minister, so I guess you would have to say it´s British

[SeventhEve]

@1001000111 Well, it's headquarters are in London, its Chairman is Swedish, its CEO and CFO are American, its Chief Executive is British, and the rest of its board seem to be varied mix of British, European, and American businesspeople. So I'd say it's a "global" corporation... :(

[kick52]

AH HATE ICELAAANDDDD

[rudegalsw2]

Dead @ Micheal Sheen

[badhead]

"One Sheet"

[MrLeePace]

Haha, he really does look like Michael Sheen.