Dylan Moran - Like, Totally.. CZ /part 1/

[cearbhaill]

Apparently all we Americans (at least the stupid ones among us) sound like Pauly Shore.

[awesomeECG]

@SkulliButerfly high five for the reference!

[Chamelionwithpear]

Give me a fucking fork, I'll deal with this.

[Anarchypang]

well you know I was there and the guy came in and he had like a gun, you know and he was like - shooting - and everybody ellse was totally dead :D

[MissLouiseDelaney]

So funny!

[itstimetodrum]

onbiously didn't need to get into character for bernard black

[chriswilliamstool]

@itstimetodrum oh yeah, lol -__-

[Jems17]

I had no idea this guy did stand up... Where have I been?!

[lennonsdoll]

i love how he gives american's an automatic lisp haha.

[SkulliButerfly]

Like, totally??? You are copying from Poland!!!

(If I was you, I would be scared. Feliks is dangerous. ._. He has PINK PONY!!!)

[RoronoaVegetaHBK]

4 people dont like cows..because theyre vegeatarians

[3Drambo]

OMG <3 dylan moran and his imitation of american english ... :D cant stop laugh

[AllTimeJedLife]

LOL I love the smiley at 4:31 in the subtitles :)

[JohnyCZ7]

Díky za překlad :)

[dejffjed]

Is he drunk? Or he is just like that all the time. Every time I see him he looks tipsy. First I thought Bernard Black was only a character but as time goes I realize Bernard is him actually. One way or the other, he is incredibly funny bloke.

[1984ioc]

@dejffjed He's like that all the time when hes on stage,part of the show in a way.Im sure he has a few drinks but he is in total control.Hes extremely intelligent and witty,an amazing charactor..

[AaronNex]

Everything he says about America is completely true trust me I live here...

[DeadWhiteButterflies]

I live way out in the countryside (Devon in the UK, the least populated county in the UK) and in some strange way it IS what Dylan describes it as. I'm sick of the countryside. There's nothing for me here. It essentially boils to a large, county-sized old people's retirement home with fields, blissfully isolated from the world the world, with little to no way of getting out if you want to do something with your life. I'm only 19, and I want some sex, coffee and conversation too dammit! :D

[Maxaker67]

its true that we are supposed to eat meat BUT meat is not supposed to be eaten every day NO, right now we mass produce animals in horrible conditions and the food they eat could be used for third world countrys and for us and we would have enough for everyone. And that mass produced meat is RUBBISH full of antibiotics, meat is something great its a luxury not to be eaten every day only once a week or twice.

[daemonhahn]

@Maxaker67 its a horrible shame that in the vast scheme of things, no-one will listen. This isnt meant as a negative comment, just commenting on how fucked the world is right now...

[bucketboy63]

That American accent is totally Sean Penn in Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

[rome877]

This guy has a unique comedy style that not many follow true genius.

[DivineSilence237]

7:40 -- I'm American, but I still love that part. lol

[Burtonslittlehelper]

That Australian bit was not funny. I lost my cousin's brother's friend's aunt's uncle's coworker's dog's gofish to swimming knives.

[Jahkayhla]

@Burtonslittlehelper Not only was that unfunny, but what the fuck is a gofish? Dog lost a card game?

[hornplayerm]

@Burtonslittlehelper

Your cousin's brother is still your cousin no?

Mostly a language confirmation question, English is my third language.

Sorry for you loss?

[hornplayerm]

@Burtonslittlehelper

Your cousin's brother is still your cousin no?

Mostly a language confirmation question, English is my third language.

Sorry for you loss

[Burtonslittlehelper]

@hornplayerm I know, I was being sarcastic.

[daemonhahn]

@Burtonslittlehelper Spoken like the great patron saint Moran himself.

[Nikolidas]

@Burtonslittlehelper Your cousin's brother would also be your cousin, his friend's aunt's uncle would probably be ancient and unlikely to have a co-worker, and a dog owning a goldfish? I'm picking holes I know, but it's what I do :P

[Burtonslittlehelper]

@Nikolidas my goodness, I was naming random relations at 12:00 at night.

[Nikolidas]

@Burtonslittlehelper And a very admirable attempt it was too for that time :)

[Burtonslittlehelper]

@Nikolidas why thank you :)

[7bethg]

@Burtonslittlehelper Your cousin's brother's friend's aunt's uncle's coworker's dog had a goldfish? Maybe i should get my dog a goldfish.

[Burtonslittlehelper]

@7bethg Oh yeah, you really should, it brightens up your dog's day :)

[iseeu1980]

Dylana Morana!!

[samijamesmusic]

what year was this

[MSpaintISmySHIT]

@samijamesmusic 2006

[KMartSpecial]

LMFAO the flatmate breaking shit sounds like a guy we kicked out after he puked across our door and punched a hole in the wall from being too drunk.

He also broke our furniture by using it to weight-lift.

~from Cali.

[theuNseeeeN]

That guy is a genius ! =)

[whitebigpolarbear]

@mongolenpup inbred imbeciles..!?...bit harsh....

[rhynocerous988]

Dylan, if you ever read this, you are absolutely brilliant. I love your way with words. I think you have made me piss myself more frequently than being drunk.

[KalKyuLayTor]

I can't be drinking anything when I watch this.

[sjingelling]

@KalKyuLayTor nether smoking, cauffing my lungs out everytime i watch his show ^^

[megamarsvin]

@KalKyuLayTor Watching a Moran show without drinking? That's tantamount to blasphemy.

[KalKyuLayTor]

@megamarsvin FOOL! DO NOT WASTE THE WINE.

[Mangoed22]

@KalKyuLayTor i made the mistake of watching this while eating soup.

[PeacockDreams19]

@Mangoed22 made the same mistake with coffee once.... my laptop screen has never forgiven me

[Lolznator]

Anyone notice the truly weird drawings projected behind him? They even get weirder as the show progresses xD

[stratocaster1986able]

Nimbugino.

[reddy1984]

girl at 2.52 is defo a veggie. seems rather unimpressed!

[Jimmy666Vengeance]

@reddy1984 nah im a veggie and i laughed like hell xD she's obviously humourless :')

[theshireissaved]

funnyer when hes drunk me thinks

[Meli24RR]

When Dylan does his american accent he kind of sounds like Pauly Shore

[MidgetTall16]

he doesnt look the same without his longer hair :/ still awesome tho :D <3

[etme100]

Dylan speaks good Czech

[relicyuy]

is this still funny when translated?

[bestyboi90]

cows do need to be killed

[goth9ever]

he is so pissed lol. dylan moran is true fact that all irish people are brilliant when drunk ^^

[Computernerd545]

I'm australian and i can vouch for everything he's saying. Seriously, whoever got the idea that this place would good for starting a colony was fucked in the head. As im typing this it is summer and I would've drowned in a puddle of my own sweat if it didnt evaporate so damn fast. The dutch and the french BOTH discovered australia before the british (granted on the coast opposite to where the british landed) and decided they decided that the land wasnt worth the torture it takes to live here.

[TheInfinite91]

@Computernerd545 Wow, wanna bitch some more? What part are you from? I'm from the Gold Coast. Sure it's hot but its not that bad.

[Computernerd545]

@TheInfinite91 Im from perth. yeah when i typed that i was in a pretty bad mood, im very sensitive to heat. I had just got home after an air conditioner free day of moving from hellishly hot rooms to other hellishly hot rooms. I've also never liked swimming or the beach at all.

so... yeah

[Nikkyboo]

you never know how good this is until you've watched it shitfacedely drunk with ffreinds

[securefeed1403]

thumbs up whoever went "WTF IS THAT!" at 4:13

[Brianna10million]

Who wants to help me hunt down the 2 dislikers?

[ninethreefivesix]

I loved his America bit, it's so so so true!

[shizumaoo]

@DylanMoranCZ is czech ur 1st language? :D

[joedruo]

check her face at 2:51 !

[storyofmylifeband]

I hate tourists.

[clockwise3559]

SWIMMING KNIVES?!

[Slurpy8Musings]

As an Australian i love that feeling of know that at any given moment, there is something actively trying to kill you. Whether it be the sun, the snakes, the spiders, the sharks or the swimming knives.

[medea667]

I want more!

[Tomm0509]

im in adelaide australia at the moment, it is either 40 degrees celcius in summer or about 3 degrees celcius in winter. it is horrible weather!!!

[meadowlark27]

@Tomm0509 Oh man, don't come to Canada then XD

[Naiki1986]

Luxus, konecne to sem nekdo dal cele :)

Diky moc ;)

[LeadGRuaidri]

What is supersymmetry?

[Conina04]

teda, kdo to překládal?.... možná by si měl pročistit uši :)))

[Zikato25]

kdyžtak mugger ne jako zloděj ale hrnek a suface of the sun, ne service. Jinač dobrý :)

[1ABOVEand1below]

Ha, i agree completely with his view of Australia. Those are the exact reasons why i moved to London. But of course now i hate London too.

[mossie2644]

@1ABOVEand1below

maybe aus or london are not the problem. haha just joshing!!!!

[Pikaqiu]

amazing how he was drunk and still made a great show.

[lennic95]

Why are all these Dylan Moran things in Croatian or whatever?

[ISN1P3DI]

@lennic95 "CZ"

[lennic95]

@ISN1P3DI Yeah that really doesn't explain it. I saw it said CZ and I saw the subtitles and that's why I asked.

[ISN1P3DI]

@lennic95 because the subtitles are in czech

[lennic95]

@ISN1P3DI Ok. Is Dylan Moran very popular in the Czech Republic, or is this just a coincidence? Will you stop assuming I'm an idiot

[ISN1P3DI]

@lennic95 i dont know to be honest, im sorry if it seamed that way, i didnt mean to be patronising :)

[lamzy]

Get rid of the subtitles mate. :)

[LockyRabbetts]

His Best

[scooter62986]

we do kinda sound that dumb, but I love it :)

[aireun]

gotta love his bleak, so incredibly irish outlook on life

[jamie0333]

Swimming knives lmao

[GreenShadedThing]

great for hangover :) brain gets needful endorphins :) poor translation though...

[gaz2206]

the translation looks like someone slammed a keyboard.

[Zttbm]

Yeh i love cultural ignorance too...

[MrArchimarky]

now, the chick at 4:13 is much more normal

[MrArchimarky]

what's up with the chick at 2:51? she looks like she really doesn't wanna be there. what's the matter with you, it's Dylan Moran, bitch! haha

[gaz2206]

She's probably a vegetarian that got OWNED by Dylan.

[Turelx]

He's got this sneaky little half-smile when he says 'Wait a minute!' There's something so endearing and appealing about him - like there's just so much going on behind those cynical eyes and that flufftop of Irish hair. He's also got the Irish turn of phrase - lilting and chockfull of subtle little insults and colorful descriptions - pure, distilled WIT. I just want him in my house, talking to me all day.

[Redsparrowe123]

@Turelx I wish you were a girl

[2TJW]

AND THEN THE CAGE COMES DOWN! lol hilarious

[tacoshitter]

hahah im australian and everything he says is fuckin true XD

[spagerbot]

@jaysonboi14 What's wrong with being homosexual? It's not an insult, nor is it relevant.

[johnnyXsniper]

i totally agree with the first bit, i had to move to the country and its total shit. hes so funny and right

[johnnyXsniper]

i rekon their either women or extremely stoned

[Fishlights]

As an american, i can really apreiciat this

[ellipsis000]

My idea of heaven is having a picnic in a large king bed with Eddie Izzard and Dylan Moran.Lots of pillows,a tent made of sheets, earl gray in flower patterned china cups and an endless supply of chocolate chip cookies from an old tin box with pictures of chubby children playing in the garden. Watching old movies and asserting the validity of the metaphor of wild-west judicial system for todays geopolitical balance of power - or any far fetched outlandish idea that one defends on principle...

[blf112761]

Ellipsis000 I don't know who you are, but can I just say that I love you? What a lovely idea of heaven! LOL

[ellipsis000]

you can even join - providing you bring some toast, cheese and butter( i forgot about these last time), your own pillow and a tee cup plus soft colourful socks, with spaces for toes, for all of us:)

i'm inviting you due to the nagging suspicion that i would in fact overload, overheat - achieve total meltdown! - were i in fact alone with these two geniuses. heaven should provide me with bliss and endless joy whilst leave me conscious to ravel in extasy, crumbs, and spilt tee and all!!! :)

[blf112761]

ha ha ha Providing the toast, cheese and butter is the least I could do, and I've got the other items as well. I believe we could bolster each other up under these extremely trying conditions - we would prevail! Oh - I'd definitely, definitely have to bring my asthma inhaler because I know I'd laugh so hard I'd lose my breath. Cheers! :-D

[TheNWRA]

you are a god amongst mankind for that idea of heaven

[ellipsis000]

yes....divinity suits me....a long silky robe trailing behind me in the gentle breeze of my hairdryer turned to ''powerfull''....and i look upon my dominions and they go ''miow'' and i know it is good:))))

but the idea of feathery softness and witty sharpness, of careless laughter and pointy words, of milky innocence and chocolate desire - it does sound right, doesn't it?

hell, yes!

[TheNWRA]

my only hope is that i may join, cheese and toast (or a combination of the two are no problem, i could also throw in a harp for extra divinity points

[ellipsis000]

Bless your musical fingers:) welcome! a harp!

and we're wearing togas!!! and if i throw in some grapes,laurels,pools filled with water out of sunligh(thank you Eliot) - i'll end up with a roman scene!is that too much?yes!i've gone mad with power, like that albert Schweitzer guy (thank you Moe) !

no deities! let us be human, too human! (no, Friedrich can't come - the wet blanket, that he is!)

but make it a springy bed - jumping the highest wins you an extra cookie:)))

[TheNWRA]

and there shall be a no cages coming down policy,and the trampoline should be made of peacock feathers

[ellipsis000]

damn right!

morrison said it....

''No more money, no more fancy dress

This other kingdom seems by far the best

Until it's other jaw reveals incest

And loose obedience to a vegetable law.

I will not go

Prefer a Feast of Friends

To the Giant Family.''

[TheCameraJunkie]

@ellipsis000 That sounds like bliss! May I join you? Please??? I'm no trouble at all

[ellipsis000]

@TheCameraJunkie - we want trouble! what else will get us started raving and raging against the dying of the light...( i got carried away a bit..:) ) but seriously: there should be oppositions, there need to be disagreements, there must be problems: where else to draw from the desire, the need, the satisfaction!?( i got carried away again!:) more seriously: the tent and the bed are big enough to accompany us all..in my heaven - there's room for all who wanna come;)

[alextotoalextoto]

NICE

[jennylane8666]

@ellipsis000 oh my goodness... add tommy tiernan shrieking and jumping on the bed and there it is.. paradise :)

[ellipsis000]

@jennylane8666 Aye, yelling: did you ever rape someone to billy connolly:)))

[jennylane8666]

@ellipsis000 YES!!!!!!!! the first time i ever heard that bit, drink shot out of my face

[finmagik]

@ellipsis000 My idea of heaven too

[MicrophoneFarmer]

@ellipsis000

I love you.

Can we get married yet?

[ellipsis000]

@MicrophoneFarmer - ah, so lovely of you to have asked me....... but with the atlantic ocean between us - what would our breakfast look like - passing the marmalade would be impossible!!

[MicrophoneFarmer]

@ellipsis000 I could tie it around the neck of a seagull and send it over to you.

Although I've found that the fowl in my area often have a sort of sinister look in their little eyes...they're probably not to be trusted with our canned goods.

I suppose we just weren't meant to be, my dear.

[PhantomsDesire]

@ellipsis000 Holy Cripes! Mine Too! Thank you for summing it all up for me. You're brilliant!

[lijluvr356]

@ellipsis000 you would get along swimmingly with my friend Molly.

[DEADlalalalala]

@ellipsis000 ...that sounds so incredibly wonderful. May I join you? :3

[naughtyboymessiah]

@ellipsis000 one of the best comments i've read on youtube. i'm huge fans of both moran n izzard as well.

[ellipsis000]

@naughtyboymessiah thank you! that is the nicest thing i've heard today...well...it's pretty close to the: ''you're like a swan..i could just look at you all day..'':)

it would be nice to wake up with such words on my mind, but the inspiration came from these wonderful, smart and insightful comedic geniuses...

as it is, the most amusing thought i woke up with, was thinking how chinese letters would look as 3d sculptures... my estimate: not bad:)

be well!

[naughtyboymessiah]

@ellipsis000 your lyrical and comical imagination has certainly had very great impact on a lot of people on this page, deservedly so. chinese characters would look good in any format i think, the far east has a far out sense of design and tatste. i wonder if you like stewart lee is something of a genius as well. only his wit is much more acerbic, political and satirical. he is subtle like a duistant hum of a bee, but with the biting sting of a vexed hornet...

[ellipsis000]

Thank you for telling me of Stewart Lee..

But now, my paradise - how altered!...

I would have Lee reading Dylan Thomas at dusk beneath the lanterns,sitting on a porch with Walt Whitman; us, crying out: ''what the fuck does that mean!?!'', spilling wine on the table strewn with yesterday's papers, cigarette butts and half eaten sandwiches..''enough of that! let us speak of truth, words and why, no matter how we fix the screen door, the mosquitoes find a way in!''.

''yes, Walt, lets!''

magic...

[Redsparrowe123]

@ellipsis000 couldn't have said it better myself. oh, to dream

[louthleviathan]

@ellipsis000 ....and then the cage comes down!!

[JackofHats]

@ellipsis000 FUCKING GENIUS.

[SprocketPeeps]

@ellipsis000 you, my friend, are brilliant. Sounds like a delightful day....

[ellipsis000]

thank you! well, i try...but, not being rich enough, i have to work twice as hard to remain eccentric with my brilliance, and not just plain loony:)wearing a cap to bed is compensated by two witty jokes; chronically loosing things is matched by providing astute commentary on daily political affairs; and walking around reciting poetry is only neutralised by insightful lecture on the reborn concept of verifacation principle. after that i can go about doing and wearing what the hell i like:)

[SeraphimHR92]

@ellipsis000 Just so you know, this comment made my day.

[ellipsis000]

@SeraphimHR92 :) happy to hear it

[Buffoon1980]

@ellipsis000 To quote that one bit of Black Books, 'That's very specific'.

[breachmania]

@ellipsis000 I'll be there and I'll bring the chocolate chip cookies!

[ellipsis000]

@breachmania done! i'll put on a bigger pot of tea:)

[DreamerCze]

Autore proč neopravíš titulky? Některý věci jsi opravdu špatně přeložil.

[MrBradipo73]

"you take a bite out of the middle, you save yourself the price of a poncho..."

class!

[knighton111]

a comedy genious.

[MrRowrow22]

ive discoverd something disterbing.

ive run out of wine

[Vortex289]

What kind of wine? If it's that south american crap than I suppose that you're better off.

[whynottalklikeapirat]

thats fucked up. me too.

[jezeus101]

sharks, jellyfish, swimming knives, there all in there

[mattmoran69er]

Go Morans ;)

[latchie]

mattmoran69er

how do you say it mate is it like mor-ran mor-in, i'd say mor-ran,

[mattmoran69er]

Mor-ran but Mor-in is the orginal way so i dont mind which

[iambrian4life]

WHATS with all the weird language ppl?

[HaatoSK]

CZ ... Czech

its not weird ...

[tozasitak]

7:25 protože stupidní američani se zdají být ještě stupidnější než jakákoliv jiná stupidní osoba

8:05 jako by byli tím nejhorším spolubydlícím na světě

8:30 neuvěřitelně panovačné a odříznuté (sequerested) od reality zbytku světa.

[DylanMoranCZ]

nevim o co ti de kdyz tu hazis 3 prispevky s časama... jestli se ti to libi, jestli narazis na preklad..fkat nevim

[tozasitak]

jo no, narážím na překlad, který je podle mě hrozný... a btw. jsem to nemyslela nijak nechutně - jen jsem chtěla pomoct... že by se to třeba mohlo opravit, protože občas to mění úplně celý smysl nebo pointu nebo tak... toť vše...

[tozasitak]

5:09 a šunku o velikosti prostěradla - takže když vykoušete prostředek, zůstane vám pončo...

5:45 osobně tě přivážu izolepou k volantu

6:24 vždyť se nachází 3/4 kilometru od povrchu slunce...

6:29 když na ulici procházíte kolem lidí, slyšíte jak se smaží...

[HaatoSK]

ok nemachruj tu ze vies prekladat .... preloz to cele este raz ak sa ti to nepaci

[tozasitak]

bože, jen jsem chtěla pomoct... protože to občas kazí (jinak skvěle geniální) vtipy... a neboj, na zbytek jsem se (díky podobným komentářům) vysr*la...

[51LV3R5W4N]

šmarjá, neřešte titulky, pokud neni člověk lempl tak tohle zčíhne pro ukázku a pak si to stáhne/ ti počestnější koupí full :-)...

[tozasitak]

1:07 minicab = taxík ne hospůdka

1:20 somewhereshire : somewhere = někde + shire = něco jako u nás kraj

1:50 sunday supplement = nedělní příloha (v novinách)

2:00 farmáři NEjsou vlastně ani lidé

3:10 to lupič fakt nebude :o)

4:00 a všechny ty nádory z mobilů - a jak je spíš dostanete ve městě než na vesnici... mno a tak je to i se vším - včetně sexu, kafe a rozhovorů...

5:05 protože kdyby vás řádně nepohostili, zbytek vesnice by je pomluvil

[Genomatekk]

now upload Monster. :D

[corosian]

Supr!