Mr B Natural Part 1

[monkeysoulpoet]

Betty Luster married to Martin Sheen... it's this kind of joke that makes me love this show.

[93jazzbass]

conform conforrm conforrrrrrrrrrm

[Telltolin]

servo's "CONN!!" kills me everytime, oh god

[xxZeroZonexx]

That's not a Mr.

[cavalierfan1995]

MEANWHILE,THE MID VILLE POLICE SEARCH HIS LOCKER FIND OUT WHY THEY CALL HIM BUZZ

MR B:A BOY TALKING LIKE THAT BLASPHEME!

JOEL:SPANKING TIME!

[Dablkwid0w2008]

Damn anytime your parents call you a nerd. You need a life...smh

[DarwinBlinks]

this may be the funniest thing in human history

[evilnewwargod]

Oh, Mister Lady, I...oh...

The lullababyby, oh...go away!

[bigdumbclown]

Th-that's nice......MOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!

[battlestargalac78]

That hurt. Now I'm all messed up inside, if only an androgenous man would come and visit me, ohhhh...

[battlestargalac78]

I better wash my gym clothes, it's been six months.

[goherd3112]

Mr. B, you're HOT!!!

[goherd3112]

@goherd3112 Wow, just realized I came here 2 months ago and posted the SAME thing. FAIL!

[sillygrl23]

*flinches at the way Mr. B sits down in the chair at 7:55* Eeeeegh, maybe it was a good thing it wasn't a young man playing that part, that would hurt like hell if he sat like that.

[JoeMidgett]

HE'S GOT A GUN!!!!

[Tommya425]

She's so *perky*! Kill her.

[Frizzurd]

so its a female actress portraying a male...right? was it okay for there to be gay characters in the 50s as long as they were elves or what?

[AlicexMarilyn]

It's funny she says she was in the garden of Eden, and Lucifer was supposed to have been the angel of music. I'm not saying anything, I'm just saying.

[democrat1515]

My band teachers name is mr.B...

[tdickensheets]

Tom: Mom there woman in my room!

[lifeguardboy1]

 Hey applebonker, and everyone else, Betty Luster{Mr. B} was a professional dancer,known by most in old Palm Beach and Ny/hamptons social circles as Mrs.Betty Prentis. Great lady,Great family,Great life

[goherd3112]

Wow, Mr. B, YOU'RE HOT!!!

[samiwistler]

Liked

[wufrudelu]

so is this kid just supposed to be a schizophrenic

[wufrudelu]

theres nothing natural about this

[VTPPGLVR]

I think I'm in love. (Uh, with this short, not with Mr(s) B(ea) Natural.)

[deadcrowes19]

B natural? More like natural B's, am I right?

[applebonker141]

@deadcrowes19 ZING!



[VisibleNinjaProd]

I don't know if the fact i have a stiffy watching Mr. B is a good or bad thing.........

[gwk4657]

Very nice vidio awesome

[cavalierfan1995]

joel:what does a s c mean?

tom:a sick cookie

[TheDeadeye42]

I still laugh out loud everytime I see this. I love the "Ehhhh, I gotta go finish my letter to Jodie Foster!" line. This episode and "Mitchell" are masterpieces!

[davesecx]

BAD TOUCH!



[LedZeppQueenBeatles]

Heh thats nice, MOOOOOOOOOOOM!

[Marveljew]

11 people are devil worshipers.

[Marveljew]

So, Mr. B Natural is Satan?

[johnclavis]

Holy shit, the hamfisted, relentless message that everything that was confusing and difficult about being a teenager could be solved by playing the trombone and dressing like a nutcracker. MST3K at its best. MOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!

[kdraper2007]

Looks more like Mr. B flat. LOL!!!

[JOELDSDLR]

Come on and buy some crap from us / You know that you want to / And then we will salute you / As you prance and gad about!

[ninjast4r]

Y'know, school was a while ago, but I don't remember kids in band (especially guys who played the clarinet) being especially popular. I don't think many people were envious of the first chair french horn's ability to belt out a tune either.

[applebonker141]

I wonder if Betty Luster remembers this role, that this obscure emphemereal short has gotten a cult following by all us Mistie nerds :D

[monauraldaredevil]

"spanking time!"

X'D

[guns4hire2000]

Knew your father I did.

"Hey, leave my father out of this!

[FrumpyShakes]

Spanking time!

[Marveljew]

They misspelled "Con".

[Cyrathil]

The only problem I have with the later seasons is they never have these absolutely awesome shorts in them. I've never laughed harder at this and the Spring Fever short.

[GreyHouseNanny]

Mr. B Natural is really creeping the crap out of me.

[GoblinXXX]

@GreyHouseNanny "Creeping crap", another side effect of Olestra, along with "Anal leakage".

[Marveljew]

Is Mr. B Natural a man or woman?

[Marveljew]

Mr. B Natural is played by a woman? Great casting.

[slipp309]

CONFORM!

[lonelysith66]

How did Freddy Krueger survive this era...oh, wait, never mind.

LOL XD

[monauraldaredevil]

7:00 "Spanking Time!" hahahaha X'D

[GoblinXXX]

Can someone explain what the hell Mr. B Natural is talking about from 2:49-2:57? Specifically, the "Including Buzz", since she was TALKING about Buzz in the first place! Is Jeannie the cutest girl in school, including Buzz among the cute girls?

[Cyrathil]

@GoblinXXX "Is Jeannie the cutest girl in school, including Buzz among the cute girls?"

No, it definitely does sound that way, but what she introduces it with is "They were all there with their energy when I met young Buzz, including Jeannie, [side note], including Buzz!" It still barely makes sense, but it does make some more sense...

[GoblinXXX]

@Cyrathil I used to be really good at diagramming sentences in English class, but I wouldn't even TRY to do that one. ;) (Mr. B's, not yours.)

[WhiteTiger225]

These kids should have gone to Hogwarts and learned NEVER to grip your Mandrake in public!

[HollyBee9000]

Is this Liberace's mom? XD

[ParanoidToaster]

"You think this is just a trumpet? No!"

"It's a bong!"

Hahaha

[warmfuzzydeath]

watch Cinematic titanic if you love MST3000

[outlaw1212]

Buzz is my Professor! He's an expert on Shakespeare!

[Casey5693]

I feel scared too, Crowe.

[Casey5693]

Mike, I'm scared too.

[warmfuzzydeath]

@Casey5693 its joel not mike

[Casey5693]

@warmfuzzydeath Huh? They replaced Mike? Why?!

[warmfuzzydeath]

@Casey5693 you're kidding right? Joel Hodgeson created the show, the robots and the whole premise along with Trace and josh Weinstein. and was the original guy in there. Mike replaced Joel when Joel left the show...Mike was a writer on the show and he is funny, but Joel's shows are far superior.

[Casey5693]

@warmfuzzydeath Oh, okay. I didn't know that so I got confused. What happened to Joel on the show then?

[warmfuzzydeath]

@Casey5693 just Wiki Joel Hodgson.. i think it was creative control for the show....but it was his show... look on youtube for "cinematic titanic" and him and most of the original cast are on it and its hilarious!!

[PointsofData]

@Casey5693 He left mostly because he didn't like being in front of the camera, but I think there was something about creative control or some such. :3

[Gigrantula58]

Hey! Tone it down, lady!!

[Tasera783]

At first I thought that this was just a goofy public service thing to get kids interested in band. Then I saw part 2 and realized that it was a freaking COMMERCIAL. ><

[krasnykavkaz]

The really frightening thing is that Mike Nelson's wife, Bridget Jones Nelson, is a -dead- ringer for Betty Luster. They just slapped the suit on her when the MST3K Rogue's Gallery visited Deep 13 for the Turkey Day presentation of NIGHT OF THE BLOOD BEAST (seen on Mystery Science Theater 3000, Vol. XVI) and the rest is history. SHUDDER!

[stefonamus]

Is It a boy or a girl, or naturally amorphously androgenous?

[Reporter117]

Hay cavalierfan, stop spamming! Put all of your comments into one post. The video's funny but your spam isn't.

[cavalierfan1995]

@Reporter117 sory about that ill keep all my post in one set

thanks for the advice

[cavalierfan1995]

THE ALL NIGHT CULT JAGS AND CHEEP MOTELLS

[cavalierfan1995]

CONFORM!

CONFORM!

LOL

[cavalierfan1995]

MEANWJILE THE MIDVILLE POLICE CHECK HIS LOCKER .FIND OUT WHY THEY CALL HIM...BUZZ

[cavalierfan1995]

im bucking for the first chair

TOM:OH DO YOU DARE?

[cavalierfan1995]

MR B:did you ever notice the excutement in a coridor at the end of a school day?

JOEL:OH YEAH!

[cavalierfan1995]

JOEL:mr b your hot!

[gingerkitti]

"Better wait till he calls on me though--Till he reaches for the spirit!"

"Huh, calls for Satan!"

[russ2246]

"Insert any MST3K quote here"

[mason000]

"Yes, that's nice. MOOOOOOOOOOOM!"

[highway234]

i'm still waiting for my salute from the white race.

[lad420]

The best parts are the uncomfortable muttering and whining noises.... I cried I laughed so hard!!

[lad420]

The best parts are the uncomfortable muttering and whining noises.... I cried I laughed so hard!!

[tenfed1861]

"You were the snake".

[MrDonovanFrost]

@tenfed1861I've heard that the snake in the garden was originally portrayed as female in early christian art. lol

[2009Bandman]

@MrDonovanFrost

How can you tell a male snake apart from a female snake, especially in early christian art? (funny coment, by the way)

[MrDonovanFrost]

@2009Bandman -It had breasts, I guess it was originally supposed to be Lilith( the original first woman until she was "edited" out), as a Naga.

This is where you say- A boy, talking like that, blasphemy! Spanking time!

[imsokewl27]

I think Mr. B Natural is peter pan

[CHCHuser]

Is Mr. B Natural related to Peter Pan?

[cavalierfan1995]

you think this is a trumpet NO!

ITS A BONG

[cavalierfan1995]

a boy sounding like that BLASPHAMY!!!!

SPANKING TIME!!!

[ObiWanBillKenobi]

2:08 "Mr. B, you're hot!!"

[ObiWanBillKenobi]

"Mr. B, you're hot!!"

[ErinIsPunk]

Joe: "Hey, leave my father out of this!"

[Yapshire]

Sci-Fi Channel was the last to own the rights to MST. Then, they cancelled it in order to make more room for Sci-Fi original movies, which are some of the crapiest cheese out there. Sci-Fi couldn't air a show that made fun of cheesy movies, because it would mean Sci-Fi would be making fun of itself - and that would be an oxymoron. So they dumped the greatest show ever made, those cheese-loving, B-Rated. crap-producing, moronic pump-dumpers.

[SinnFein4ever]

@Yapshire

It's actually gotten worse.

It's not even called the "Sci-Fi" channel anymore.

They've changed the name to "Sy-Fy".

[Bluesbreaker150]

@Yapshire Well, if they finally wise up and bring MST3K back, Sci-Fi provided the character with bunches of new material!

[MyNameIsBucket]

@Bluesbreaker150 Maybe that was part of their plan in the first place. DUN DUN DUNNN

[theCrimosnBeard]

@Yapshire Yea, it's kind of ironic that they cancelled a show based around crappy movies to free up more time to show crappy movies.

[tdickensheets]

Tom: Where is A Natural?

[DarthVenge]

KHAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

[adj789]

did she say mister?

[YaoiHuntressEarth]

This was the first one I ever saw.

[MikeAM78]

LMAO at Crow @ 8:07 :)

[mattpayne1972]

8:07 "Yeah,that's nice...MOOOOOOMMM!!" XD

[TheBimmyandJimmy]

Wait, if she is B natural, then why the hell is she sitting on the C?

Stupid movie cant get its own basic theory right.

[Laceykat66]

@TheBimmyandJimmy Yea, THAT was the first thing I noticed when I first saw this.

THAT is why I never took up music. I thought, "Hey, he's on the wrong place on the scale.

I'll NEVER try to play an instrument now."

[applebonker141]

@TheBimmyandJimmy Ohhh. I hadn't paused the short long enough to actually check. Good eye. :)

[laprofessorapai]

@TheBimmyandJimmy Actually when she is "the note" she is a B. 

[pbanta62]

@TheBimmyandJimmy C is the space, B is the line she's sitting on.

[pbanta62]

@TheBimmyandJimmy C may be the space "he's" sitting in but B is the line he's sitting /on/. The quarter note that turns into "B-Natural" is in the correct place.  There's no key signature which makes it a b-natural in the key of C. The notes also look correct for 2/4 time.

[pbanta62]

@TheBimmyandJimmy C may be the space "he's" sitting in but B is the line he's sitting /on/. The quarter note that turns into "B-Natural" is in the correct place. There's no key signature which makes it a b-natural in the key of C. The notes also look correct for 2/4 time measures.

[pbanta62]

@pbanta62 sorry, I didn't realize the edits would be posted seperately.

[TheBimmyandJimmy]

@pbanta62 Uhg, it just a joke, you should really just relax. Actually, Crow said somewhere in the video "He played the devils tritone", which is accurate for Mr B nature since "he" is a diminished sound in model from.

[ChesterGreeneMusic]

@TheBimmyandJimmy I mean...i guess she could be sitting on the B line? i mean she couldn't sit through the line like the notes are.

[simonimyours]

Mr. B Natural: Blows Members Of His Family.

[charger619c]

CONNNNN!!!!

[xxPatheticEmoxx]

What is the marching band?! Standing still does not show how talented you are, and furthermore, marking time while you're standing still is no way to wow the judges guard!!!

[summers1]

watch Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, notice that the French magic student's uniforms look alot like what Mister B Natural is wearing.

[nicky2coats]

Every Good Boy Does Fine... christ i'm stoned

[LSUTigers712]

I was in band all through grade school. And if they showed us this at school I would have quit on the spot.

[jm2trash]

"Mr B, you're hot..."

[loyalfalconflutist]

Hey, play some music!!

That's not how u play it!

does anyone else find it ironic when this is a band recruiting video, and then they show the clarinet kid holding the clarinet case and NOT PLAYING THE FREAKIN' CLARINET!!!

[rshots2001]

CONFORM! CONFORM!

[JesusSucksHorseCock]

In a world torn apart by religion, politics and ideology, there is always MST3K to remind us that the only thing worth seeking out is good comedy. HI KEEBA!

[desertsabertooth]

The actress playing Mr B Natural's name is Betty Luster. she appeared in a couple of tv series in the 50's but didn't do anything else.

[MST3K1986]

Buzz is so awkward that he makes George Michael Bluth look like the picture relaxed confidence.

[Ig0tlif3]

"I wish I could-" "Wear tights and prance around"

[nicky2coats]

the girl in the red dress looks ripe

[hemanshera777]

who IS that actress, or actor behind that person anyways?

[waveali]

If you ever feeling down just watch this classic and you will be laughing your ass off in no time.

"Come on and buy some crap from us, we know that you want too. And the white race will salute you...." lmao

[Vixenfox259]

Mr. b natural is out of the closet.She is gay HELP US!!!

[shadowfax273k]

'Mr B' is not a convincing guy at all.

[tenfed1861]

"That's nice.MOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM"!

"Bad touch".

[daward2]

Good grief. I remember my youth as a nerdy teen, looking forward to the MST3K Turkey Day marathons on Comedy Central. This was mixed in on one of the episodes, and it has become one of those memories ingrained on my soul almost, right up there with "Using your voice" on Earth vs the Spider. I video taped every episode one year, and enjoyed every minute. God bless MST3K.

[elliottchrist]

Come on and BUY SOME CRAP FROM MALLS!

YOU KNOW THAT YOU WANT TOOOOOO!

AND THE WHITE RACE WILL SALUTE YOU

AS YOU PRANCE AND GAD ABOUT! (ba bum ba-ba bop!)

[deadcrowes19]

Mr. B. Natural? More like Natural B's. But Dr Forrester had the perfect intro here: BON

APE-DIE!!!

[deadcrowes19]

Mr. B. Natural? More like Natural B's. But Dr Forrester had the perfect intro here: BON

APE-DIE!!!

[MST3K86]

Good Lord! This short is something else that's for sure.

"CoooooooooNNNNNNNNnnnnnn!"

[NJYankee920]

"I was visiting with an 8-year old..." "oh god no" lol

[7hlfstpsupjeeohn]

I'm all mixed up inside...I wish an androgynous man would visit me... :((((

lmao

[paigelovesvampires]

what does a.s.c. mean? A SICK COOKIE!

[deadcrowes19]

As if freshmen aren't degraded enough in high school already, all the freshman in my high school who are in concert band also become the marching band. At least mst3k can make me laugh about it all years later. XD

[loyalfalconflutist]

is that Liberachi's mom?

[tenfed1861]

"I gotta finish my letter to Jodi Foster".I never laughed that loud to one of these things.

[Twilightisafterlight]

Wh...what the heck?! They couldn't find a guy to play mr. B natural?!

And since when did band = popularity?

This short is TOO creepy...

[SoylentGreeeen]

That would have been extra creepy...

[Drumspiracy]

Spanking time and Bad touch! LOL

[Cinnamontoast94]

"yes, thats nice - MOOOOOOOOMMM!"

XDD I love this show.

[ParadoxBattleZone]

Don't make so much noise when you read.

[TatevossianA]

At 3:41, it seemed as if the guy was going to start jerking-off!

[ParadoxBattleZone]

NO, HE'S GOT A GUN!!!

[gypshasballs22]

LOL  6:39

[peace2baby]

Tears. Streaming. Down. Face. Cheeks hurt from laughing! Thanks for posting this, I haven't seen it in years!

[mowque]

Mr. B, You're hot!

[jec444]

You have the spirit of music inside you,

Not me, I bathe!

[86thPatriot]

"COOOOOONNNN!!"

[drambuierocks]

blogtv is now streaming mst3k 24/7

[FIBackRoom]

If you don't like to laugh, then don't watch this!! Enough said!

[firecad2006]

she scared the hell out of me.

[buffypython]

"So I'm attracted to guys now?"

Why does the kid have a map of the UK in his room?

[BlueEyes7452]

"Wish I could."

"Wear tights and prance around."

[NullZer0]

"Heh heh... you were the snake."

Pow Pow!

Man this still holds up. Sorry a lot of the others don't.

[WhiteGamerNinja]

I was born in the 90s mind you, but I'm pretty sure at no point in time was being in the school band was ever considered cool.

[Frerichs1962]

Crow: Yeah that sounds like fun. MOM!!!!

[purpleshamrock17]

"This time don't make so much noise when you read"

"Why does my kid have to be a dud? I was popular!"

"Wish I could...wear tights and prance around"

"Ha, yeah that's real clever....MOMMMMM!!"

"You think is just a trumpet?...It's a bong!"

[gypshasballs22]

LOL waiting to die

[ZX2ManDave]

Is it wrong that im getting a boner from watching Mr. B Natural?

[KaterzTheMSTie]

Is any band geek here surprised that a kid named Buzz is gonna start playing the trumpet? I'm not.

If that clarinet kid was a REAL band geek, he'd be skipping class to practice. Always remember; being band geek does not necessarily mean you're a school geek too.

Show of hands; who's made the band lesson excuse to skip class?