Funny Scenes From Snatch

[TournesolKate]

People... If you're going to quote, GET IT RIGHT!

[MichaelLawsTV]

I now need a Pikey to English translater

[jay2431]

@MichaelLawsTV looool so do we from the u.k lol dont get a word haha

[The543505]

what the fuck can he get away from

[jackukg]

REPLICA

[hfhchff12jj]

tony:Avi pull your sockes up "baing baing baing"

sol:tiron o f**k we're out of here "takes the case"

bores:give me the case :door cloes"

tony:avi where's the case?

bores:drop gun

tony:what's bores doing here?... bores what are you doing here?

lol i find that funny hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[PelonTUBZ]

"so what do I call you toothless?"

"you could call me Susan if it makes you feel better"

[MMaranGc34]

its a 4-ton trunk tyrone! its not exactly a pack of f**kin peanuts is it!?!?

[MMaranGc34]

vincent: oy?!

sol: what?

vincent: I thought you said he was a getaway driver?! WHAT THE F**k COULD HE POSSIBLY GET AWAY FROM?!?!

LMFAOOOOOO

[foxfoobar]

Avi: Tony!

Tony: What?

Avi: Look in the dog!

Tony: What do you mean "look in the dog?"

Avi: I mean open him up.

Tony: It's not as if it's a tin of baked beans! What do you mean "open him up"?

[DaNewGroupErBodyTALK]

i don't erase the bodies I make the bodies

[naebram607]

for me, the best lines in this movie are:

"SHOW ME YOUR HANDS!"

"you've got five fingers..!"

lol @ sol

[MoneyR8]

DESERT EAGLE .50

[RayRayBx]

THUMBS UP IF FUNNIEST LINE IN THE MOVIE IS

"it's empty"

"I'm gettin heartburn. Tony do somethin terrible"

LMAOO

[melkimbristol]

Bullet Tooth Tony: A bookie's got blagged last night.

Avi: Blagged? Speak English to me, Tony. I thought this country spawned the f******g language, and so far nobody seems to speak it.

[melkimbristol]

"You're on thin f******* ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, F***k off.

"It'll get you in a lot of trouble thinking, Errol. If I were you, I wouldn't do too much of it"

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible c**t... me

[deathjudge2006]

"I thought you said he was a getaway driver! What the fuck can he get away from eh?"

[GDLBPewKing]

Why did you have to add weird ass sound effects and shitty music to such a great movie...would have been better without all the extra noise.

[masone117]

Doug: Aviiii!

Avi: Shut up and sit down, you big bald fuck!

[ahnowiknow]

Bullet Tooth Tony smashes the shit out of the guy, the phone is ringing and "bonjour?" LOL I always pick up the phone and say "bonjour" and think of Tony or Sally haha

[mathiastheok]

"Bark squeek bark"

[plazmanian]

a fantastic film, its in my top 5

[Takau666]

haha love it at 4:41

[tbucky723]

Could barely hear the damn dialogue! Turn the music down!

[sunkadam]

fuckin annoying bg music!

[AFMountaineer2000]

Turkish: Well the rabbit gets fucked.

Tommy: [pauses] Proper fucked?

Turkish: Yes, before "Zee Germans" get there

[omidool]

Another missing clip:

Vinny- What's the matter with that space over there (parking spot)?

Tyrone- It's too tight!

Vinny- Too tight?!! You can land a Jambo fucking jet in there!!!

[sheriff24884]

"Do yer lyk dargs?"

"Dargs?"

Yeah dargs!"

[dave3601]

@sheriff24884 why would i wanna buy a caravan if it got no fuckin wheels



[131untouchable]

cause he dodges bullets aviii..............

[judokapavel]

@joshyH57 It's not Irish. It's not English. Just, well... it's just pikey.

[SoundblasterDevision]

song ? :O

[RaidenRedux]

Missing my favorite:

Avi: Eighty-six carats.

Rosebud: Where?

Avi: London.

Rosebud: London?

Avi: London.

Avi's Colleague: London?

Avi: Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins...

[bremen93]

When the cast was being listed at the beginning and Sol's name was shown, I immediately thought "Shit Out of Luck" (my mom, at least, uses the abbreviation "S.O.L." a lot).

[foreskinforest]

The bg music is annoying

[xxTHEMETALGODxx]

OMG THE MUSIC RUINED THIS VIDEO!!!! RATE THUMBS DOWN!

[AimeeBekkaNeate]

lmao love this film watched it last nite

[Minitrolune]

34 sneaky fuckin russians pressed the wrong button

[MsAutoplus]

@Minitrolune

LoL. Russian love this movie. (I apologize for my accent)

[improvisedcinema1]

damn the fucking shit music

[Kioscopride]

Take the music off, fucking bastard!!!

[MZlniroula]

we are not fucking butchers borries, hahaha

every single scene is funny not just this clip and others missing

[MZlniroula]

we are fucking butchers borris hahaha hahahahahahahahahhahah

all the scenes are funny guys not just the one which u have written and which is in this clip

[XxCRYWLF187xX]

You're also missing "Why couldn't you just park in that spot?" "It's tight." "It's tight? You could land a jumbo fucking jet in that spot." AND "What the hell Tyrone?" "I didn't see it!" "Well it's not like it's a bag of fucking peanuts now is it?" "It was at a funny angle." "It came from behind Tyrone. When you go in reverse, things come from behind."

[Neverborn86]

No Bricktop quotes? what the fuck's up with that?

[kickboxerphil]

MISSING - 'Hes got as many these nats as he has them nats' .... i dont care if hes got fackin HAZEL nats!!! LMFAO

[sweetqueenrock]

The fact that you've got REPLICA Written down your Guns, and the fact that I've got DESERT EAGLE .50 written down mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking along with your existence.

[redbullz3]

"Protection from what?ZEE germans?"=))

[off9999]

u forgot the begining:

where is the stone?

"pistol whip"

where is the stone?

weerr isss theee stooooonnee??

[gotchaf4i]

The music through out this video is too fucking loud!! and if I made a "best scenes" video of Snatch, I would just put up the entire movie.....

[CMakaveli91]

'Its a fuckin anti aircraft weapon vincent' lol

[KnockCZ]

I fookin 'ate pikeys!

[chezney97]

What u doing up there???

Well whats fucking look like!

[thesunshines]

while trying to rob the bookies

"How you doing Vince"?

"i'd be doing alot better if you stopped using my name"

superb, british comedy at its best

[sjmoney102183]

"why do they call him the bullet dodger"

"cuz hes dodges bullet"

haha

[tillhammerify]

you missed 'you can call me susan if it makes you happy'

[tillhammerify]

@jamestown111 thats an anti aircraft gun VINCENT

[crouchtrac]

didnt see a single decent brick top scene... what the fuck?!

[JIMELLINGTON]

that's a fucking anti air craft gun¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡­¡¡¡

[zauxXx]

u said is a getaway driver

from wtf he can get away hahahaha lol :D

[M0D3RNDUD3]

u forgot the part where that shooter with DEAGLE shot that Russian scene. that was hilarious! "fuck you" *shots* "fuck you!" *shots 3times* "so close." *shots in the head*

[zauxXx]

what wrong about this one?

ah nothing tommy its tip top

its just im not sure about the color :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDD

[austingunsmoke]

gotta go with everyone else...the music totally sucks(too loud dude!!!!)great movie but I can't deal with this.Laters.

[a7xguy]

ohh u bastard i fookin hate pikeys

[robquilter]

Why did you put music in you plonker? You can't hear anything!!

[JulianoRamirez]

good movie, missed a few parts if you ask me.

[dan3r32k10]

gimmie that fucking shooter!

i'll give you your'e shooter you cunt :L

[mrtubeification]

yeah cant hear shit with the music!!... but love them scenes!!...

[reecez0zr]

bonjour

[jamestown111]

thats a fucking anti-aircraft gun sol!

[badsquirrel987]

The only clip missing:

What's in the car?

Seats and a steering wheel.

That kills me everytime.

[Whamesl0l]

@badsquirrel987and another one:

do you know what nemesis means? a righteous infliction of retrebution manifested by an appropriate agent personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt....me

[LanderHughes]

@badsquirrel987 that is fuckin well funny

[Arsenalgunner27]

Just watched this yesterday, so dam funny. A lot more comedy than lock stock...atlhough, lock stock is still good.

Guy richie is still mint, after sherlock homes I hope he goes back to his gangster films...although, its difficult to do a english gangster film twice, never mind once.

[AllYourBase420]

@Arsenalgunner27 Lock, Stock and Snatch were amazing. The two movies following that GR worked on weren't that great. I always considered Layer Cake an unofficial sequel but meh, I dunno why he never finished off with a third and final movie.

[IddyB]

Does Layer Cake have any connection with Guy Ritchie? They're all Matthew Vaughn productions right?

[AllYourBase420]

@IddyB Yeah, it has no connection to GR but feels a lot like Lock, Stock in the british gangster comedy sense.

[IddyB]

A bit. Gotta love Dexter Fletcher.

"You, my son, are in fact the Earl of Oxford."

[Arsenalgunner27]

@AllYourBase420 yer, iv heard rock'n'rolla is ok but iv never seen it. he should make another though like snatch & lock stock

[limaa91]

what is that, vince??

this, is a dog, sol!

hahahaha

[yoyaya007]

best movie!!!!

[PeterJRaia]

:30-44 "What's that?" "Ha ha. This is a shotgun, Sol." "It's a fucking anti-aircraft gun, Vincent!" "Yeah well I wanna raise some pulses, don' I?" "You'll raise 'ell, nevermind pulses!"

Priceless!! :)

[B789c]

2:42 i dunno tommy its tip top lol

[Kavastry]

It's a fcking anti-aircraft gun, Vincent.

Genious

[awsomemanrocks]

I bloody hate pikeys

[capokhatpin]

fook man call me mickey....

[redfirebird2739]

Vince what are you doing up there?...LMFAO

[vdbniels]

You mean Boris the sneaky fucking russian. Bonjour. Ahaha. It's tip top. Great movie.

[HokayT]

(should be....) oh no Micky it's tip top, just I'm not sure about the color

[hindubot]

"did u understand a single word of what he just said?"

ahahahahaha

[south88park]

protection from what? ze germans?

[pajarraco622]

I have just a word for this: AWESOME!!!

[nicbenintende]

pikers

[rossmario]

Pikey's

[drumgawd11]

Turn off the fucking music.

[DrumNdBase]

whats with the fucking music lol

[frendlyghst007]

its a song they played a lot in the movie...i agree that it shouldnt be throughout the whole video tho

[LegendOfJomtein]

" Why do they call him the bullet dodger?"

" ....Because he dodges bullets Avi....."

[btlzu2]

mirwais--disco science

[Eleymedia]

song please!!!!!!!!! :) ????? gr8 film though!

[sadeceemre]

mirwais - disco science

[KattoR89]

"so why didn´t you chop it off??" jajajja

luv that part

[Freezzz111]

the music is so dam loud

[Proud2BAsian]

hahahaha, the stupid face part is hilarious

[megatronunicron]

fkcu you dick feels good? I don't think

IanBealeandRunes mom likes SHEmales

by the way snatch is the best gangster movie ever

along side with his fans

[SirFlashington]

This is the best youtube video I've seen all week man. Kudos for compiling this. I could watch it all day

[BouNCiiNBeTTy]

u just freeze and pull a stupid face

LOL :D

[STOKEYRODGE07]

Whats that ? haha this is a shotgun sol!

Its a fucking ANti Aircraft gun vincent !

lmao

[kakashisBankai]

4:00 " yur life doesnt flash before u cuz u r too fuckin scared to think" lol good one!!!!!

[snatchfan1991]

d'ya like dags???

[IanBealeandRunes]

The music in the background is fuckin annoying

[fkcu]

i agree with you but go fuck yourself anyway you fucken faggot and your mum took me out for dinner last night and i repaid her in sperm and tell her i said thanx and my dick feels good

[Pjuker]

When it's over the speech yeah, but the song i effin genious!

[TangFiend]

@IanBealeandRunes Its all the official soundtrack

[ePsil0n74]

@IanBealeandRunes You seriously hate the Snatch theme?  The hell are you on?

[pepperspirit]

@IanBealeandRunes Mirways - Disco Science

[BliXxMorGrahZz]

@IanBealeandRunes if im not mistaken that annoying music is from the soundtrack....

[pipeful43]

It's a f'in anti-aircraft gun, Vincent.

[sabzmanu]

5:00

'i fort u said he was a getaway driver,

wtf can he get away from'

hahahaha

[ElFucko77]

Backround music*

[ElFucko77]

The backround is beyond unneccesary and annoying.

[fkcu]

your beyong and unneccesary and annoying and your a waste of sperm u fucken dog .. your a glitch in the system .. only reason today your alive is cuz i fucked your mum ... yo udirty fucken jew .

[IanBealeandRunes]

is that message to me?

You fucking uneducated little prick.

Go and fuck yourself and learn some manors you ugly little cretin.

I'm old enough to be your father probably you little fucking scruff.

[Midnightrambler3760]

Manors? Don't you mean manners?

And you called him uneducated.

[SHORTYDUNBAR]

WHY DON'T YOU FUCK OFF!

[4everLedZeppelin]

5:50 what the fck did he say??? :))

[dirtearth]

He is describing the type of caravan his mom wants. He says something about roof lights, then something about furniture, something about cushions, and then the guy whispers in his ear and he says 'and she is partial to the perriwinkle blue, boys'.

[4everLedZeppelin]

yea but he speaks funny...isn't it?? :))XD

[4everLedZeppelin]

" The fact that you got REPLICA written down the side of your guns.....

And the fact that i got Desert Eagle.50 written down the side 0f mine"

....ROLF....

[Congo4life]

2:07 lmao to the guy on the right

[sidewinder30]

boris the sneeky F**kin Russian haha killz me

[MrBeaterbox]

that whole scene from when he shows sol the shotgun until they getaway made me piss myself laughing. it was so fucking funny. hes like this is a shotgun sol. so fucking funny.

[cyrusthevrus]

4:41 : ,,You said it was a get-away driver.What the fuck can he get away?,,

[cyrusthevrus]

3:17 my favorite part

[cyrusthevrus]

2:52

[flobadaba]

There are two types of balls, there are big brave balls and there a little wincy faggot balls...and right now your balls are shrinking. lol

[atabece]

why would I want a caravan thats got no fuckin wheels

[cyrusthevrus]

Why do they call him the bullet dodger?

[AhmadLasto]

because he dodges bullets avie !

[cyrusthevrus]

lmao its AVI not avie;and yes,you must to be the big dick,and these are your balls

[AhmadLasto]

shut up and sit down you big bald fuck lmao

[cyrusthevrus]

come on Tommy,before,Zee German gets in

[cyrusthevrus]

so,you must to be the big dick.And those on the side of you,are the balls.There are two tipes of balls.The big brave balls and the little wincy fagget balls.You're shrinking.And your balls are shrinking with you

[AhmadLasto]

Do you know what Nemesis means?

A righteous infliction of retribution by an appropriate agent, personified

in this case by a horrible cunt.

Me.

[cyrusthevrus]

Fuck me.Call me Mickey

[AhmadLasto]

I fuckin hate pikies

[cyrusthevrus]

Oooh thats a great relief.Now,could you tell me,who the fuck are you?

[AhmadLasto]

I have to repeat the Nemesis line xD

[cyrusthevrus]

You said he was a get away driver.What the fuck can he get away?

[AhmadLasto]

get away from* =P

[verooon11]

i saw this movie like 15 times

and i wanna see it again :)

[vishaldj95]

i thourght he was a getaway driver

what the fuck can he get away from

[GJaaGular]

zzzee Germans are already here

JAG

[makiavelli999]

4:50 LOL

[SpursBoiChopper]

Funni shit...

[Arturaskopytinas]

what do u know about REPLICAS??? BANG!!!

[squadup22]

"wats up wit them sausages charlie,"

"5 min. turkish,"

PAUSE

"it was 2 mins 5 mins ago."LOL

[Agelotis]

"You freeze. And your life doesn't flash before you... because you're too scared  to think.... You just freeze and pull a stupid face.!!! "

The funniest scene in the movie..

Just look at Statham's face!!!

[cyrusthevrus]

cool music

[AlbanyV]

best filmmmm

ze germans bit cracks me up every time

and

"i thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from?"

Turkish is amazing

[pananakananama]

yeah thats prefectley understood.... did u understand a single word he just sed?

haha brilliant film

[trigunhawk]

Cuz he dodges bullets Avi. every time that cracks me up. Avi is so fucking awesome

[a31094]

wheres the scene where they kill Boris

tat was so funny

[xILuKeYIx]

yea i know its fucken sick

[blindingefx]

Great movie! " I cant park there, its too tight."

[jamiemaddocks]

whats with the music retard

[guitarguy447]

It's the music from the movie

[granitetaylor]

mirwais-disco science

[thesoap1537]

awesomeeeee!!!

[hanashira]

LOL! This movie is a classic! The pikey speaking will stay in my mind for long.

[grahamblues]

hardley hear it with the back ground music but top film

[Angrypatience]

when the dog swallowed the diamand should have been a scene in it lol.

Avi: "Tony look in the dog.

Tony: "Whuddya mean look in the dog?!"

Avi: "I mean open'em up!"

Tony: "He's not a fucking tin of baked beans!"

hahahaha

[sparhawk1975]

2 points.....1. To make a successful post of snatches funniest bits...you may as well just post the whole movie... :D

2. Brad Pitt should have got an oscar for his portrayal of Mickey.....pure legend