i KNOW omg...why can white people curse around the house? im not saying that some blacks can't...but it's more common with whites. Probably asians too...but i doubt it. My white friends curse at their moms...i did exactly what EM did my mouth was wide open...i couldn't believe it! AND my mom wouldn't let me say "What the.." just WHAT THE because it sounds like i'm going to say what the hell...damn...crazy culture differences.
i alomst agree with your list. except for mooney. mooney is a racist, jaded human being. he was funny once upon a time. when he used to write for pryor, but now he is an old racist man begging for someone to listen to him. if you dont agree then you dont know who paul mooney is. look him up before you give me a thumbs down
"You have an argument with your girl in the car she goes... ""Let Me Out Here"".. And the Man Will say..""No No We Wont have any of that"".. Lol i love the Accent he put on
dave chappelle does 1 funny skit in 1 hour the rest of the hour is boring unless your 12 years old..same with Martin Lawrence, they are funny if your under 16.
IM surprised you have chapelle and Lawrence that just dress up in silly clothing and wear lipstick to make you laugh, yet you dont have Eddie Izzard (1 of the best comedians in the world ), Robin Williams, Chris Rock,Billy Connelly and hundreds of others that are far better and more interesting than Chappelle and Lawrence as stand ups.
Moms have the ability to run across the room down the stairs and into the babys room to give them some milk before it even starts to cry. Thats what she used to do to me
to me hes better than pryor its just dat proyrs material was so unexpected 4 dat time still both of them are great, delirours is prob the best stand up ive ever seen!unbeliveable!!
I swear my mother possessed some of that "mother hearing". She'd be in her bedroom (with the door closed) and I'd be outside in the backyard doing something I wasn't supposed to be doing and I'd suddenly hear her, still in her room, yell my name and tell me to behave!!! Scared the crap out of me. I used to believe that she was some sort of omnipresent being who was EVERYWHERE!! XD
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its like my house about a fresh air fund i went there like that im like thats fucked up my face was same as eddies and same as my dad's BOOM!!!! IF I mouthed off mom
THis is just fucking amazing HAHAHAHA this is one of the best standups I've ever seen. I really wish he were still doing stand up. He could easily be one the funniest people living today.
this guy is awsome
Danile122 10 months ago in playlist 1983's Eddie murphy's Delirious
5:07 imma kill you muthafucka lmao
MiSsJdAtSeXcBiTcH 1 year ago 2
women be takin aerobics and shit. they'll fuck you up. hahahaha
rbms20mets 1 year ago
"it's okay i did bring it on myself,Why don't you go to SLEEP?" _haahahahahaha sounds like me!
XxMistressJacksonxX 2 years ago 2
4:10 is the gotdamn truth.
ALLeminence 2 years ago 2
I'm sorry, but that shoe part is the FUNNIEST THING I've ever heard!
and the dad part...
SlaveToNoOne 2 years ago 5
Haha yea! trips me out everytime.
b3tr4y4l 2 years ago
@SlaveToNoOne that cracked me up too XD
ca280491 2 years ago
Why don't you just fuck your mother Jerrirutt
mikiboy73 3 years ago
FUNNIEST GUY EVER
gunitchipers5 3 years ago 10
OMG on the boondock episode "sarah, tom and usher" sarah said stop the car and tom said" now now we wont have any of that lol
playgirl246 3 years ago
YOU WANT A LICK? SIKE HAHAHAHA
orlando3522 3 years ago 2
looool
Beckswill 3 years ago
Just looking at all the body and facial movements as he tells his jokes is the most outstanding thing
reporterindacourt 3 years ago 17
The bomerang-action thing was brilliant
HM200894 3 years ago 8
The ice cream skit was the best!
LeysinAmericanSchool 3 years ago
4:10 BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA BEST BIT.
gaam72 3 years ago 2
GAAM72: Hi. Can you please tell me how to do the 4:10 time thing?
Thank you in advance:)
Satori1800 3 years ago
Haha! that's okay! (:
but you already did it,
haha all you need to do is write it in, the link will come up itself,
hope that helped!
gaam72 3 years ago
GAAAM72: Hi.. I saw it too after I reloaded. Thanks for responding:)
Satori1800 3 years ago
omg... 0:53 , his face was funny as!!!
IIRoxieII 3 years ago 2
IIROXIELL: Hi. Can you tell me how to do the 0:53 thing.?
Thanks in advance:)
Satori1800 3 years ago
soz about da late reply,,, but if u mean how to make the time highlight,, just do it normal,, like,, 3:14 ,, even u did it ;p
IIRoxieII 3 years ago
ice cream!!
ederm971 3 years ago
im going as fast as i can shit!
Keith459001 3 years ago
pause on 3:58!xx
iluvthesimpsons 3 years ago 2
lol.... funny
IIRoxieII 3 years ago 2
i KNOW omg...why can white people curse around the house? im not saying that some blacks can't...but it's more common with whites. Probably asians too...but i doubt it. My white friends curse at their moms...i did exactly what EM did my mouth was wide open...i couldn't believe it! AND my mom wouldn't let me say "What the.." just WHAT THE because it sounds like i'm going to say what the hell...damn...crazy culture differences.
grongrue 3 years ago 2
This is my list...
Richard Pryor
Dave Chappelle
Eddie Murphy
Paul Mooney
Chris Rock
PrincessAfrica3 3 years ago
no katt williams??
milo110st 3 years ago
i alomst agree with your list. except for mooney. mooney is a racist, jaded human being. he was funny once upon a time. when he used to write for pryor, but now he is an old racist man begging for someone to listen to him. if you dont agree then you dont know who paul mooney is. look him up before you give me a thumbs down
devadasn 3 years ago 4
This is MY list
Richard Pryor
Eddie Murphy
Chris Rock
Dave Chappelle
Paul Mooney
Look dave recycles his jokes and is not as witty as rich or eddie or chris.. he is not as 'black'as the preceding comics
ngrpleez 3 years ago 5
what the fuck does that mean? he's not as "black" as the other comics. why, because he does intelligent, cerebral comedy?
THOUSANDAlRE 3 years ago 2
Richard Pryor is way over rated, Eddie is by far the most natural realistic comedian/actor.
TheBlitz1 3 years ago
The boomerang shoe:"...Smash!*click* Let's go!" XD haha! he's so funny!
HoppendeKylling 3 years ago 6
russell peters totally copied the white kids routine in his specials
Acquisto 3 years ago
what about chris rock. hes a funny motherfucker
mathew651 3 years ago 3
of course he is.. but, murphy is the best!
1992corleonesicilia 3 years ago 3
Roflmfao!
wishmastter 3 years ago 2
pyror
dave chappelle
murphy
tucker.
George Lopez!
takkunxD 3 years ago
What about George Carlin???
NY2216 3 years ago 4
where is Mitch Hedberg in your top 5 comedians ever?>
joedaddi80 3 years ago 2
Boomerang action, lmfao.
firemaiden04 3 years ago
Lmfao! " Remember back in the 20's, when guys used to just slap their wives like in the movies, like Chhaa, And the Woman would be like Auuhh.."
PSPUnlimiter 3 years ago 4
um y dont u just go to sleep lol
soccerdogg1 3 years ago
pyror
murphy
gervias
evans
tucker
top 5 comedians
redmeth07 3 years ago 2
lol no no we wont have any of that
soccerdogg1 3 years ago 2
I forgot about the "shoe-gig" - wonderful stuff!!
lekkerebek 3 years ago 2
no way, my list changed up badd!
1.Gabriel Iglesias!
2.Eddie Murphy!
3.George Lopez!
4.Chris Tucker
JonahGui 3 years ago
Eddie Murphy
Eddie Izzard
Christopher Tidus
Only comedians I can tollerate xD
Ripper0004 3 years ago
no he neva..
prep2die 3 years ago
russel peters totally stole part of his act
blood666wave 3 years ago 4
Lol at 6:23!
"You have an argument with your girl in the car she goes... ""Let Me Out Here"".. And the Man Will say..""No No We Wont have any of that"".. Lol i love the Accent he put on
PSPUnlimiter 3 years ago
dave chappelle does 1 funny skit in 1 hour the rest of the hour is boring unless your 12 years old..same with Martin Lawrence, they are funny if your under 16.
IM surprised you have chapelle and Lawrence that just dress up in silly clothing and wear lipstick to make you laugh, yet you dont have Eddie Izzard (1 of the best comedians in the world ), Robin Williams, Chris Rock,Billy Connelly and hundreds of others that are far better and more interesting than Chappelle and Lawrence as stand ups.
nyran125 3 years ago
prokreation10 3 years ago 2
Martin Lawrence would be lower for me and Chappelle would be higher.
Good list though...
bamhammer 3 years ago
i have never seen a special like delirious. delirious is unmatched even today. it's the 'thriller' of comedy.
ihatiyallnowsoffer 3 years ago
"My father be like this...*blank stare*...*pulls gun out*...*BAM*"
he should start his own cult, or religion or something - be bigger than the icecream man
littlemisserratic 3 years ago
Love the boomerang thing!!! Love it love it love it! That is my life! And the whistling sounds like something from Zelda
UchihaReishii333 3 years ago 3
Moms have the ability to run across the room down the stairs and into the babys room to give them some milk before it even starts to cry. Thats what she used to do to me
UchihaReishii333 3 years ago 3
1. Pryor
2. Murphy
3. Chappelle
alwarfilms 3 years ago 2
1.eddie murphy
2.george lopez
3.robin williams
4.chris tucker
JonahGui 3 years ago 2
1. Pryor
2. Murphy
3. Lawrence
4. Foxx
5. Harvey
antiembishop07 3 years ago
to me hes better than pryor its just dat proyrs material was so unexpected 4 dat time still both of them are great, delirours is prob the best stand up ive ever seen!unbeliveable!!
richieakasopp 3 years ago 2
I dunno.. I have Raw and its awesome!!
christy406 3 years ago
he's second to richard pryor to me in black comedy
jrbrooks52 3 years ago 2
you dont hit me muthafucka
jus get the fuck out lmaoo
eastsideryda139 3 years ago 4
imma kill you motherfucker
ProdigyINF 3 years ago 4
i got sum ice cream....wanna lick...SIK lmfao!!!!
yazzer1 3 years ago 8
I swear my mother possessed some of that "mother hearing". She'd be in her bedroom (with the door closed) and I'd be outside in the backyard doing something I wasn't supposed to be doing and I'd suddenly hear her, still in her room, yell my name and tell me to behave!!! Scared the crap out of me. I used to believe that she was some sort of omnipresent being who was EVERYWHERE!! XD
EnigmaDrath 4 years ago 4
you on that welfare!
startingover15 4 years ago 6
Lmao. Damn kids are really like that though.
BeautyU2U 4 years ago 4
lol @ 1:15
Alyn08 4 years ago 2
YOU CAN'T AFFORD IT! AND HIS FATHER IS A ALCOHOLIC! hahahah
23capricorn12 4 years ago 2
CLASSIC
henryhansun 4 years ago
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Nemcov6 4 years ago
its like my house about a fresh air fund i went there like that im like thats fucked up my face was same as eddies and same as my dad's BOOM!!!! IF I mouthed off mom
Pujolsfan9 4 years ago
lol, i love the ice cream dance, bu i'm in stiches with the "mum whistling"
shami88 4 years ago
I did not understand that mother hearing shit until I became a mother
moivalg 4 years ago 3
"Wanna lick? Psyche!" lol
Alyn08 4 years ago 4
i know dat part waz soooo funny
Kiara676767 4 years ago
what is the one where hey man someone stole your battry
Pujolsfan9 4 years ago
THis is just fucking amazing HAHAHAHA this is one of the best standups I've ever seen. I really wish he were still doing stand up. He could easily be one the funniest people living today.
jetfreak4 4 years ago
*slap*
im gunna kill u muthafucka
u dont hit me....u dont hit me SHIT
hahah dat wuz da best
eastsideryda139 4 years ago 2
"My father don't put his hand in my face!" LOL
Alyn08 4 years ago
u droped ur ice cream u dromped ur ice cream lmfao
sent94 4 years ago 2
hahahahahah farr this dude IS TOO funny hahaha
GI JOE WAS FLOATING ON DA WATERRR
LexLuthorsLady 4 years ago 2
man this dude was 22 years old...aint that some shit?
dcfreak 4 years ago
Why did u eat the ice cream off the floor? i didn't know BANG! LOL
Pujolsfan9 4 years ago 2
its just sprinkles!
acw84 4 years ago
lmfaoooooo
*slap*
ooh ima kill u motha fucka
heartkiedisheart 4 years ago
haha lmao because you'r under welfar haha his mom with the shoe thats classic
joeblob67 4 years ago
gud kunt
smsgkrew 4 years ago
You dropped your ice cream! haha
love that bit :]
And the bit following about his mum with the shoe XD
Classic!
HAHAHAHA LOVE THE HITTIN HIS SISTER PART AS WELL XD
Always makes me giggle
Thanks for posting them all :]
x
RIPPaddy12 4 years ago
he is too family oriented nowadays, probably because of his kids.
troglodytic 4 years ago
hey he still funny he need to make another stand-up special
dipsetmovement2007 4 years ago
you ruled eddie.
metaltrucker 4 years ago 2