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  • They didn't even have the respect to torpedo them from the front; they decided to shoot their torpedos out the rear as a show of contempt, lol.

  • It would never happen with the Narada coming back in time and destroying the U.S.S KELVIN that completely changed star trek as we know it. Everything up to the point of the Kelvin entering that part of klingon space is right every thing after changes yes kirk does go to starflet and yes everything is slightly the same but i would not happen.

  • You know what? Fuck it all, fuck the original series, TNG, DS9, Voy, and Ent. I liked this, even if anyone else didn't they tried to come from a different angle and failed. What, you guys what the same plot over and over again?

  • I see in this vid that Picard encounter's Kirk's ship. In what episode or movie was that scene from? I'm not talking about the scenes from star trek 2009. I mean the clips where Picard is asking him does he know what year it is, and mentioning constitution class. Those clips.

  • it's an alternative reality stupid !

  • there were two problems with 2009 movie: the director, and the cast. actually, three: the story. well...that covers every thing

  • Almost makes me willing to waste my time on the next movie.

  • I was really hoping that, right after Abram's Enterprise came through the wormhole, Picard would just yell, "Fire!"

  • Oh that is just the way to go. General, Captain Picard has done us all a service this day. GET HIM BACK TO NORMAL DAMMIT!

  • You should make a recut that has the enterprise in the mirror universe with the mirror characters disgusted at the awfulness of the Enterprise using scenes from Yesterday's enterprise for the bridge. Maybe have worf in the neg var as well.

  • cant wait till the big 200

  • Well then, now that this recut has become Recut 199, It's only a matter of time untill the ultimate Recut 200 comes out. Hope it'll be epic as hell.

  • "You don't deserve to wear that uniform!" I thought Kirk was in his PJs...

  • Amen brother.

  • The one good thing about this film: Leonard Nimoy did the end speech that the captain always did up to that point. They knew Pine did not deserve to be captain of the Enterprise, not even the NX-class.

  • @randomface54 you mean constitution class

  • @loganonamac7 No, I meant to say: "not even the NX-class, let alone the constitution-class (or at least that pile of CG crap those morons thought looked vaguely like a constitution-class)." The NX-class was the Enterprise from the prequel series.

  • I don't know why people get so upset over Star Trek 11. Trek has been dying since Generations and Voyager. They had a chance to revitalize the franchise when Enterprise stopped sucking but then it got canceled.

    Star Trek 11 may not be a true Star Trek film but it was a well made action sci-fi movie. Just pretend that it's an action adventure sci-fi franchise like Star Wars or Mass Effect.

  • flares made it look more like a cam that was there filming the events as they happened. 2 it wass not just on the bridge. the old star trek had no way to make it look like it is future like this one did.

  • Also, looking at the comments, damn so called "trek fans" can be such gits can't they? You'd think that they didn't want a film with mainstream appeal to attract more fans.

  • @EuroMIX2

    Here's what you don't seem to understand, attention whore. These fans brought in by Abrams and his abomination are just like the same "fans" the Wii brought in. They don't give a shit about previous series the same way the wii fanbase doesn't give a shit about anything outside of mario and the latest Just Dance title. They'll never have any inclination to go back and see what core Trek fans have been seeing for years because they just watched "baby's first Sci-Fi movie."

  • @HitParade

    Thanks for proving my point. I thought that trek taught us to be open-minded and welcoming? Apparently its base principles didn't get through to some. Some "fan" you are.

    It's no wonder shows like Star Trek have such a stigma attached to them with people like you going around acting all high and mighty. Surely a positive influence would do more good than nerd-raging at everyone and putting them off?

  • Eh, I thought that XI was alright for what it was trying to do (appeal to non-trekkies) and I was open-minded enough to enjoy it for that. I kind of hope that they make a follow-up, actually. I don't mind trekkies hating me for that; I'm used to being hated anyway.

  • this is based before star trek tos so why are they way more advanced. ?

  • Good god, all these old school Trekkies need to shut the fuck up and stop watching anything to do with Star Trek XI already. If you don't like it, don't watch it!!!

  • This is how it should have ended. Really.

  • lol nice

  • "No...that was too easy!"

  • HaHa! On the money!

  • Ok, is it just me or does Scotty call him Captain McCoy at 0.27? Maybe I'm just mishearing the Scottish accent, but that's what it souunds like to me!

  • haha

  • New = sucks; Old = rules; insert Hurf durf here.

    *yawn* That's getting old, fandom. Wake me up when you guys think of something original.

  • @mpcp13

    Not that the New Kirk *wouldn't* fire on him, of course. :)

    But Picard would not do that.

  • @mpcp13 Thank you!

  • This would have been cooler if it attacked the new crew more and not acknowledged it as being enterprise. That punk kid does not deserve to be called Kirk. Did you know he made fun of the communicator prop where he first picked it up

  • LOL

  • i have a lot of respect for JJ Abrams in principal... but he has no business being anywhere near Star Trek. the next person that takes the helm of the franchise should do evereything in their power to distance himself from JJ Trek and pretend that it didn't even happen.

  • @BXV2 I agree

  • oh, that was too easy!

  • waste the suckers. i hope rick berman wason the old enterprise

  • in the videos were the crews of the show watch the trailer for this movie picard was freaking out and angry about it surprised he didn't just blow them up in the first place i guess that why he he blew them up in the end

  • Is that a blooper at :27? Does Scotty say "Captain McCoy!..." ?

  • @zenalaus No, he says "Captain, we're caught in the gravity well, it's got us!"

  • Too bad they couldn't travel back in time, and put a torpedo into abrams house as well.

  • what happened to Nero's ship, and how was Kirk's enterprise able to damage that ship, which was from the same timeline as Picard's ship and larger, but not inflict any damage on Picard's?

  • YAY!

    Damn you Abrams!

  • what star trek episode did he out in this video

  • ... and you don't deserve to wear that uniform!

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  • alternate THE SHAT end: a giant bloated william shatner face from our presence comes out of the black hole and eats the enemy ship. END

  • Oh my god, they shot a photon torpedo at it and it changed into a different ship and exploded! XD

  • Excellent. Don't even like TNG but this was brilliant. XD

  • Oh that was good for a laugh :D

  • That was actually rather good. I noticed audio clips from many different episodes in there, and where it was dubbed, I thought you did a good job.

  • My problems with Star Trek 11:

    1. destruction of Vulcan: cheap plot

    2. beer factory as engine room: cheesy

    3. long range teleport: deus ex machina

    4. bridge flares: stupid

  • @arna11420 Isn't it obvious on number 2? They used a factory, because they were too damned cheap to build an engineering set. On number 3: They want to do away with star ships to save those SFX costs too! As for 4? They went ALL out, using real film cameras, and used guys on either side of the camera with lights to burn those flares into the damn film. Pretty expensive to do that with real film.

  • @MysterySessions Agreed.

  • @MysterySessions Come to think of it, they would have had to cut all those costs just to be able to afford the lens flares!

  • @arna11420 I agree with everything but replace #1 with the mind meld. thats where the plot really had holes. ultimately i liked the character development.

  • @arna11420 star trek 11 sucked

  • @arna11420 Humans are so egocentric, it should have been Earth that was destroyed, not Vulcan.

  • This would've been a way better ending.

  • *LMAO* Great video.

  • This is the best crossover Star Trek 11 I've watched. Good job.

  • lol

    

  • that was funny.

  • Not likey! Both ships would ID each other, if not by design simlararities in kirk's case, before hailing each other. We are friends!

  • Lol!

  • This ending much better.

  • That's what you get for killing Spock's mom...you sorry bunch of...

  • Haha! GREAT! :D

    Orci, Kurtzman, and Abrams could learn a lesson or two from you.

  • Somebody needs to stop Orci and Kurtzman writing new ST movie scripts.

  • Way better than the actual movie.

  • and Picard completely destroys what time-line is left, the Star Trek Universe implodes on itself and somewhere on Endor teddy bears are dancing. Bravo

  • @atmtex83 lol

  • yawn.

  • And YOU DONT DESERVE TO WEAR THAT UNIFORM!!

  • at first I was like -_-  Then I was like :D

  • lol nice, that was pretty good.

  • they'd better shoot that thing -> 3:02

  • that was actually pretty funny XD

  • what happens on that TNG episode

    

  • @thecopykidofthestarz actually there are at least two seperate episodes one where a ship keeps coming through the same time portal and blowing up the ng enterprise and resetting time, and the other where they find the enterprise and scotty in some wied stasis using the transporter.

  • nice job.

  • "You don't deserve to wear that uniform!" lol

  • At first it was kind of dumb but then it got good and I LOL'd it up! FIRE!

  • Well it wasn't JJ Abrams getting sucked into a wormhole and torn to shreds for destroying Star Trek, but this was pretty good.

  • kind of funny =D

  • Wouldn't this create a paradox?

  • @inkspray No, just another alternate universe :)

  • Nice Job

    

  • Great Job! :D

    Krik: "Bullshit"

    Me: LMAO!

  • What episode is that where picard says constitution class Kirk commanding

  • @tsunamaisurfer606 I wanna know too! Let me know when you find out!

  • @tsunamaisurfer606 So which episode was that

  • "ohh, that was too easy"

  • bravo

  • "Welcome to the 24th century.."

    "bullshit..."

    LMAO

  • at last the good ending

  • Another Trek outting than needs TNG too cover it's ass.

  • lol cool love it

  • 1:36 what episod is it?

  • ROFL Great job!!!! lol and Tasha is there! I love it! :D

  • ROLF. u arsehole. ROLF Good good good :)

  • Excellent ! JJ must learn from you how to make a good movie. Congratulations !

  • i am now replaceing J.J.'s ending with this one.

  • Putting Abrams in his place. I like :D

  • @ AznJedi2

    TNG - Relics, where James Doohan makes an appearance when he "stored himself in the transporter buffer" but that episode causes a continuity error in ST: Generations...so....to hell with it I guess.

    But scotty goes to the holodeck and asks to see the bridge of HIS ship. The original from TOS. And picard comes to chat and drink with him. But he was referring to the Stargazer (a Constellation class starship) as being underpowered and overworked, always about to come apart.

  • I think it expresses a lot of people's feelings about the industry.

    As always,if anyone can do better,

    go for it instead of being so quick to criticize.

    -g

  • Hellz yes! This will do for me. OG timeline FTW

  • this was poorly put together..

  • ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT

  • @Trebornworb I know! Picard would only have to fire 1 photon torpedoe to take out Kirk!!!

  • @liptonBlueBirdAdd And from the aft launcher, which is a clear sign that the -D poops literally on Kirk's one.

  • what episode does picard talk about constitution class ships?

  • hahah NICE!

  • 0:50

    anybody else see a microphone pole?

    top middle of sacreen -_-

    fail

  • @MoonarEclipse hahahaha never noticed that before.

    i did notice it in other episodes a couple of times. but not in this one lol

  • @GeneralGrin

    lol inorite :P

  • @GeneralGrin its a fly... !!!! Dont shatter the illusion :'(

  • I did now

  • @MoonarEclipse o_O Cannot unsee!

  • @MoonarEclipse

    Holy shit. Good eyes, dude.

  • @MoonarEclipse It happens....

  • @MoonarEclipse Remember that TVs overscan: it's quite possible that it was not visible on a TV.

  • @Dilandau3000

    well i mean...

    it's visible on here though ololo

  • @MoonarEclipse In fairness, it likely wouldn't have been visible during the original broadcast, due to TV overscan. It's even possible they couldn't have seen it on their own studio equipment at the time, but I'm not certain.

  • HOLY COW, HA HA HA AH HA , Oh My Goodness, thanks for sharing, ha ha ha ha :O)

  • yea that was too easy

  • well if they shoot the old enterprise that was the old enterprise then they wouldn't exist because that's the old enterprise and they are the new enterprise unless that what huh when and were wattewsy6rxude578

  • LUL THEY JUST SHOOTIN' AT THEMSELVES

  • Absolutely the best possible ending to this monster. It wouldn't surprise me if in the sequel to this, Spock will know the Force.

  • HAHAHAHAHA OMG LOVE IT!

  • thats what they get 4 fucking with the best

  • lol

  • No, no, no, Kirk would totally kick Picard's butt in a fight on any level, playing field, or circumstances!

  • I liked Star Trek 2009, but my heart will always be with The Next Generation.

  • BAD TASTE, but cool as fuk!

  • All I can say is, "WTF were you thinking"?

  • ..and you don't deserve to wear that uniform !!!

  • "No...that was too easy!" Lmao!

  • 2 words "THATS AWESOME"

  • haha cool

  • Awesome. If this were the real ending, the whole movie wouldn't be a piece of crap.

  • yea right but great video

  • The "prime" universe beats the lame new timeline.

  • I like this but only because Picard blows up that fucking lame cast who believe they can play Kirk and Spock and everything when in fact they can't play shit

  • pciard- "Welcome to the 24th century!"

    Kirk- "Bullshit."

  • That sucked.

  • You kindof over done it. But it was great. Exsecpt for Picard blowing up Kirk's Enterprise. Ugh, Picard is such a dick!

  • So friggin' kewl dude!!!

  • "That was too easy!" ... Hahahahaha! Excellent!

  • This seems...highly illogical...O.o

    COOL >=3

  • haha

  • LOL!!! OMG!!! That was AWESOME!!!!! LOL!!!!

  • the winner really is the klingons tng never exsisted . not to mention the new enterprise was designed to battle the narato

    

  • @MrOredman the ship is the narrada - and i dont know where your getting the idea that the enterprise was designed to fight that ship - thats completely wrong my friend , also remember that the enterprise and all federation ships built upto the late 24th century where for exploration purposes. It was only after the introduvtion to the borg that they developed the escort class vessel 'defiant' followed by an array of sleeker heavy weaponry starships following the dominion war .

  • @cowboykenny21

    The Enterprise, or at least the Constitution class, was redesigned as a response to the Narrada since it basically destroyed the Kelvin, one of the most advanced starships at the time.

    This is why the constitution class in the alternate timeline is so much larger, has multiple warp cores and more advanced systems.

    Like any organisation/government, Starfleet/UFP reacted to a sudden threat by pouring resources into developing more powerful vessels to defend themselves with.

  • @espiongerbil Mate, get out more

  • @anthlocal

    Wow, someone speculates about something they enjoy so they need to 'get out more'?

    I love how you've come to a page about Star Trek, a show that's notorious for prompting in-depth discussions, to say that to me. It's like walking into library and laughing at all the people reading books.

    Congratulations on your active role in reducing the worlds average IQ.

  • @cowboykenny21 The Kelvin was also frikkin' huge. The whole explanation that Federation ships in the 2009 movie are huge as a result of the Narada makes no sense.

    That's one thing I hate about the whole time travel story in that movie: it provides an explanation for the differences from the original story, but the explanations don't actually make sense. The real answer should be "it's different 'cause it's a new movie."

  • LOL! 

  • Silly, thanks!

  • lol

    

  • giggle.

  • EXCELLENT editing job with just the right amount of humour ...but....would Kirk really attack a Federation vessel??? I know he's young but he would be more open to communication than plain shooting. Also he would be stupid to attack a vessel that was 80 years ahead!!! Just my two cents.

    Excellent video!!!

  • @Delisle4 I think it was meant to insult J.J. because when he's writing Trek, whatever causes explosions will be written in :)

  • @typeNtardis

    I see your point.....less story, more explosions....I get it now...

  • what episodes are all these clips from

  • @GeneralGrin

    The Menagerie, Part I? (S01E11)