Let's Quickly Play Barney's Hide and Seek 02: ...Boing!

[BlooditeDrakan]

I dare you to get a playstation copy of Dora the Explorer to do a let's play. XD

Don't worry, you don't have to! Because... because... I will. -_-

[647yellow1]

When I was in grade 3 I think I made up this song about barney:

ABCDEFG look at that barney's in a tree. Shove a rocket up his nose. Pull the trigger there he goes. Sorry kids but barneys dead. There he is without his head.

It may be bad but thats how much I hated barney to create a song to make fun of him.

[BloodDemon293846]

I wonder, how much money it would take to convince Kiko to work through one of his Doom- Let's Plays while doing his Barney impression.... :-D

[RockandMetal999]

A dino riding a turtle?

[TantalusZT]

Barney fist pumps Jersey Shore style.

[aulddragon]

We can ride on a cloud?! Holy Shit, I'm going to go jump out of a plane so I can ride a cloud to the ground!!!

[master10yoni]

2+2 is 4 yay

[lu4y4pants]

I'm going to watch a Let's Play Postal 2 or Manhunt now. I need to see video game blood. Excuse me. ( another good therapy is Madworld. ust a suggetion)

[Equeon]

Wouldn't it be fitting if, at the end of the video, Barney's face suddenly appeared out of the static?

[lu4y4pants]

@Equeon I would crap my pants and faint.

[gojirafan345]

BOLT WAS THE WORST THING TO COME OF U.S

[supersmashbro596]

wooooowwwww.....

how BAD can they be?!?! least crazy bus didnt kill braincells!!!!

[PWNAGE2031]

the guy in the tv show musthave been so depressed to play such a gay unloved caracter

[Firefromheaven906]

The only tuba players I know are awesome. I am very slightly put off by the lack of tuba playing. ; A ;

[caddy42kride]

this  game sucks.

[jello2jedi]

This is why I love Kiko here, he plays bad games so we don't have to!

And makes the game hilarious as he does it

[Atheistwin]

lol retard school of hidding

[0dinFury]

After watching this let's play my eyes bled but thankfully my ears were saved by Kikoskia's voice speaking nearly constantly blocking out the EVIL!

Now I had to dictate this out to my guide dog for him to type it out for me...wait...Lassy how did you learn to use a computer? Are you still typing out what i'm saying? STOP IT! LASSY STOP! BAD LASSY!

Lassy here just finishing off the comment, the last known recorded words of 0dinfury, i'm off to the well to hide the body.

[TheStrongBadMan]

Wordgirl is pretty good. I has comedy writers writing it, and it's not horrible.

[HerrDoktorel]

"We found.... Cthulhu!"

[ThisTroper1]

@HerrDoktorel not even Barney can resist the Call... of 2+2 Is 4!

[Whybehim]

no... the horror ... noooooo it burns!

[Dartinin]

most horrifying game ever 0_0 worse then barbie death queen super star and smurf the perverted adventure for 10000 (or was it 1000) "points" >.>

[wdbisl]

I also feel my IQ is dropping... T.T I feel so stupid I use to watch barney when I was really little (2-5) WHY did my mom let me watch this! WHY!!!

[LibertyFire2010]

kiko what if the people are already dead? :O then we can't kill them D:

[Creekfang]

5:11 i lol'd so hard

[acp369712]

wow this game is messed up very badly sadlly i was exposed to barney growing up

[Forthias]

so glad i had ren & stimpy instead of barney growing up, luckily my parents didnt care what i was watching as long as it wasnt them lmao

[Insomniacfan2010]

I'm not tring to insult you Kiko, but anyone who cant find everything is CLEARLY not a gamer. But since you wanted this quickly done, then its ok.

[Seveleniumus]

Whats with the Popeye the sailor theme playing?

[SaviorGabriel]

The problem with children's shows is that people live under the delusion that children's shows have to suck for some reason. There's NO justification for suckage.

[CastTom94]

All pre school shows have a disease know as preschoolshowaritis were they are all VERY VERY thick and point out the blant

[Zoehime101]

im gonna kill bob west 5/5

[RandomKPluver]

Notice how Barney addressed the "friends" as "items".

[AndLOLGG]

Let's play Barney in Super Funny Hell Land by John Romero instead!

[BADRANG8700]

best barney impression ever!! "2+2 is 4, 2+2 is 4" XD

she´s hiding in plain view!!!!

[HyperFlameGuy]

@BADRANG8700 It's a Simpsons reference, if I'm not mistaken. But I agree...great impression of Barney there. Also, elephants could hide better than these children.

[MrDoom234]

i whent to the retard school of hiding.

[ImmoralAtheistGit]

Am I the only one creeped out by Barney's smile? I sure as hell wouldn't hug him if I was one of those kids.

[Stephkotsu]

I played this horror once. Once during my childhood. I got bored with it by level two, turned the Sega off. Then went to the other room and played Mortal Kombat on the SNES.

Thank goodness I wasn't the one that OWNED this thing. My Aunt did.

But in any case, a good job to you for actually torturing yourself through the whole thing.

[goobervongoober]

if you thought this was torture, do an LPof Desert Bus

[Introbulus]

As an American...I'm sorry for Barney the Dinosaur. D: I'd also like to thank you for Dr. Who.

[Thelastpizza]

"2+2 is 4! 2+2 is 4!" xD

[cabella60]

Power Off! lol

[texasp1]

one of the kids was on American idol and looked like a dominatrix

[42Unknowns]

the credits were the best part, behol the powwr of LSD.

[Gight77]

i actually played this as a kid

*shame*

[TherealArntson]

someone should try and mod the game to were he shanks everything then it would be significantly improved: you shanked 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10! retarded kids

[MsDizknee]

I'll admit..I was his very special friend when I was a small child. It haunts me to this day.

[ThatPortugueseGuy]

"Dance barney,dance for your food or we will shoot you"

XD

[vampiregod5]

starnely...... I can't belive aits a game from saga............... and it would be funny if barry came out of nowhere and said " that was to close you were almost a JILL sanwich" " I LOVE YOU BARRY!" " 0-0 would be my worst nightmare

[0beseNinja]

Michael Jackson must have played this game

[green123438]

barney was his role model

[Brentendo11]

I FEEL SO UNCOMFORTABLE EVEN WATCHIN THIS!!!

I can't even think how bad it is playing it

[TheCastellan]

Does he even HAVE balls to knee? o_O

[jugg07]

This game makes me wanna punch babies in the face.

[nintendaholic]

dude, i laughed so hard through the whole thing.

[vampiregod5]

same here but i Laughed so hard my lungs almost disabled

[bamdadkhan]

do they really torture english children with this character? i thought tele tubbies and barney and such horrors are found in america only..

[G0deh]

Looks like the programmers spent the most time on the credits.

[fatdaddychong]

oh dear word the lobster is following me, so funny

[corleone8671]

don't worry kiko im afraid of the tubas too D:

[Gaomon752]

your barney voice sounds like Tristian from Yugioh Abridged

[magnetchill]

omg your right lol, he does sound like him XD

[ArixOdragc]

So what happens to the kids that you don't find on a level? They keep hiding there, waiting for you to find them? There are some kids off in Music Land, while you're having underwater adventures, waiting for you to show up and find them, waiting, waiting for a big dino hug that will never come? Until they grow old and finally feel the sweet release of the grave?

This game is SICK.

[Raltsman]

@ArixOdragc Barney is inconsiderate.

[ThisTroper1]

@ArixOdragc Fridge Horror much? Wait a while before the logic defrosts, but when it does, you wonder why nobody picks it up at the time

[ArixOdragc]

@ThisTroper1 Tee hee, TV Tropes.

[alienkabalien]

Personally I would be quiet terrified if a huge, friendly purple dinosaur started to chase me.

You can't hide from Barney- he knows where you sleep! O_O

[WolfmanAWS]

I think I've laughed harder than I've ever laughed while watching these two videos.

"This game sucks!"

[fearstar31]

5:03

Epic Fail...

[skyrobotv]

That dinosaur would have the children drown for his amusement..

[chunkychocolate437]

all the children are i hiding very well! they think if they stand very still barney can't see them....... how very wrong they are....

[Djnuttty]

Why The Hell Is It That Every Game Like This Had An Underwater Level! And They Are Always The Worst :(

[MisterX867]

Hey Kiko did you y'know one of the characters in the show is named B.J

[HolyTrinity777]

The Barney voice Kiko made was soooo funny LOL.

[BloodyMonkeyInc]

the little tubby kid wasn't hiding she was eating.cauz barney keeps him in his basement and doesn't feed them.

[Robinhaz]

At the end of the game I want to scream at them,

"RUN KIDS! RUN! BARNEY IS COMING FOR YOU!"

[tmulkey2]

ummm some of the farm looks like a sonic layout

[caitlinbear]

...Remember Kiko, we love you! :D

[explodingmoons]

lol i really like your impression of him. it makes me laugh even harder

[explodingmoons]

lol! "you know what? you can't even pause this game! pressing start uses his power thingy"

[Resulka]

Oh dear lord! I just looked it up... It's still being MADE. Dear lord...

[Resulka]

Whatever happened to Barney? He just went into Obscurity.... probably also the kids grew up... And realised they were pot heads...

[MomijiSevoshtharte]

why..... wpuld barney want 2 chase little boys and girls underwater all day?....

[MomijiSevoshtharte]

omg! it sounds almost like ur starting to get excited! :O

[Wilks228]

for anyone who wants to live in true fear for the rest of their lives go to myfriendbarney's channel after which you should get a knife and proceed to slice your face off

[erob60]

Did you lose a bet? XD

[maxi150]

"Dear Lord! That lobster is following us!"

Moments later...

"Oh god, that lobster is back"

I laughed so hard at that

[OtakuOujo]

"he's not even *behind* the box, he's *barely obscured* by the box."

[JohnABall]

What makes this MUCH worse is I remember the news report about one of the people playing Barney molesting the children on the show.

Know that, then watch these videos again.

It puts this in a whole new light, really.

[Safer7Sephiroth]

just remember, before Pedobear, there was Barney the purple Pedosaur

[JIMBO8472]

barney like to molest the kids he finds!

[wilce]

"Remember, I LOVE YOU."

I will never forget, you stare at me with the eyes of a rapist.

[scotty92994]

ahhh barney, america's worst invention yet

[Benezalkos]

Sooooo amazing... A game so perfect and long... I was searching for it for a long time : the fittest example of TRUE terror. Now I can rest in peace.

[CoryHamfist]

Not even Barry could make this game interesting.

[AlmightyElemental]

Wow....I've watched all of the Saws, Texas Chainsaw Massacre(both), Friday the 13th, AND Nightmare on Elm street and this is still scarier than all of them COMBINED! I am scarred for life and will regret watching these two videos for the rest of my life. I can only imagine how you must feel after actually playing it....*shudder*

[Laxagoodname300]

i almost shat bricks when ever he grabbed the baloons...just the face he makes...he looks so evil like he's gonna cut my throat then steal my soul

[jetforcegeminidude]

yay. i love the clangers

[fandango16]

I just finished fatal frame 2 and barney is still more frightning.

[noddyin]

5:28 missed present. I'm good at this game.

[NerdKing2nd]

THat is a fact that you may not want to point out.

[OneWingedAngel6666]

GAHHHH who did the voice on barney? GOD MY EARS GARRR!!!

[ChaosDistortionBlade]

I think this is more terrifying than Realms of the Haunting could possibly be >_>

[jumpperi]

I cant believe that there was so many developpers that participated in this horrible game. I mean they wouldnt have done it if they wouldnt think it would be good for consumers.

[RavenVelith]

This...This is nightmare fuel, Kikoskia. I mean, I watched Barney before when I was a kid (sadly) and...oh gods I want to curl up in a ball and sob.

[Necroscope93]

Heh heh. Congrats on completing,,,Barney's Hide And Seek...it was...painful...

[EnigmaticRepose]

Ingenius? Hiding under the sea is a brilliant idea, but it's a shame the kids brains apparently don't require oxygen.

"Power off" should of been before you started the game.

[Everywhereopolis]

Hugging bears and octopi, hiding underwater in the open ocean, what a great role model this game is for children.

[Crowley9]

Can't make you hunt down everything? Not even by holding all the Jill sandwiches in the world hostage?

[odin422]

It's NO WONDER that our childern are morons......

[zer0marv]

scary scary scary... scarier than resident evil or the haunting...

good thing the nightmare is over... ~_~

p.s.

i dont want a barney sandwich...

[HeavensFrogman]

LOL... ChazDragoon and I tried to do a LP of this once, but technical difficulties prevented it's release.

Believe it or not though, there's some kids shows I find worse than Barney... Hip Hop Harry anyone?

[Kikoskia]

Please, do not tell me what that is. I do not want to know. >_>

[Taybrian1]

What about Yo Gabba Gabba? Now that is freaky.

[acp369712]

@HeavensFrogman pffft i hate hip hop harry hes just really creepy O.O

[Soulsargent]

I am gonna have nightmares for the rest of my life, and it´s your fault.