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  • 8 ut of 10 busineses are out of business. Our court house facility are the most opulant in the nation.3 out of car belongs to some police agency. A really nice place to come to go to jail!

  • Living in Titusville was like being in a bad marriage - after being in it for a while, you start to go numb. It's embarrassing to see so many vacant commercial sites. In one place, they've razed a mall/shopping center, and just left this huge slab of asphalt. City officials are either incompetent or have received graft over 30 years and so businesses go further south to Merritt Island and surrounding areas. It's pathetic.

  • I used to live in Titusville. I miss it. Author D'Maria Scaglione has a book out called Nevaeh and Natas-A Spiritual Fantasy that is place in Titusville and Mims and is on amazon. I hope that Tituville grows more-a new mall and some other things to do. I may move back some day.

  • I miss Titusville

  • I'm visiting Titusville in a few weeks from England to see family. Surely it's not that bad? :L

  • @BeeJayEm1 Oh...just wait. The marinas are nice, and for some mystic reason, there is a country club that is alive amidst all of this. But if you want to do much of anything, such as real shopping, you'll end up in Orlando or further south.

  • i live here too. im suprised that this video is this long. id thought it would have been like a 1min long. it soo boring :(

  • we need malls in Titusville a amusment parks

  • Impressive video. I think I will relocate from Christmas, Florida to this great metropolis which has a beautiful view of the Indian River and those balmy breezes from the nearby ocean. Imagine all those McDonald's Restaurants! I could have lunch in a different one each day.

    Seriously, if the small town atmosphere does not work for you, move to Miami and enjoy the crime rate. As for me, I am moving to T-ville and kissing goodbye to the rat-race and congestion of Christmas, Florida.

  • How Many Tourists Come To Titusville

  • Haha. I'd have to say this sums up the hepaTitusville experience very nicely. Having spent 5 ungodly years of my life in that place, and as an alum of St Teresa's and AHS, I was so ready to get out. My condolences for all of you kids still stuck there!

  • Titusville is truly the cultural and industrial mecca of the Southeast.

  • In Titusville as a gay teenager , itwas like livig in Birmingham AL for blacks in he 50s. IT was HRRIBLE and sitll is the most homophobic town I have ever been to.

  • I love the video, I have to be offended about Dixie Crossroads because I love that place, the people that own it are awesome, and I worked there for a few years and that led to a great life, but everything else cracked me up!!! :)

  • @britisbusy Actually, this restaurant IS about the BEST thing in town.

  • I moved here two years ago...and I must say that this video cracked me up. The brochure in the hotels were so hopelessly out of date that I was shocked when I actually moved here. I felt dupted.

  • Does Titusville still have the biggest Ku Klux Klan organization in Florida? That meshed so nicely with the rocket scientists in the late 50s.

  • most cities in Florida look like this

  • Toiletville has always look like that.

  • love the song.

  • @vidkid101 I hope you're Joking haha. I live in this town and I could tell you ALL about it... Even though this video covers it! Haha. I just can't wait to leave this place.

  • I cant wait to visit this August. I booked my vacation based off this video

  • Loved the video. It's spot on, and that's why I moved away. The only issue I have is with Dave's at the mall. You probably don't know this but "Dave" started working at that little stand when it was an Orange Julius back in the late 70's. He scratched out a living and eventually saved enough money to buy it. Now he's all that's left. I feel bad for the guy. It's sad to see someone achieve a modest dream only to have it taken away.

  • @mufflits Something my father told me many years ago really stuck with me, he said that every store in Titusville may go out of business but Dave's will always be there. After figuring out what he meant, I think Dave will be just fine. Whenever I am visiting, I always make a point to go visit for a hot dog and strawberry julius. :)

  • Oh never worry everybody. The city made the main roads look better. all our problems are solved!!

  • LOL

  • gotta say I have lived here my whole life and all I want to say that is here is crack heads, pill heads, and shit. Great river for fishing and very close to the beaches though. Just remember, what happens in HepaTitusville, stays in HepaTitusville...

  • Not one lie was told in the making of this video.

  • this was funny to me, and i live in titusville

  • wow you nailed it for sure Ryan!!! LMAO!!

  • "Walmart, where only the finest are welcome" I think I saw at least 3 homeless guys in there once. lol

  • I'm from Titusville and how does this video have over 60,000 views?

  • @Cutman3030 Everyone in Florida has seen it.

  • Compare this with what is happening now ! Finally, the streets are being repaved, beautiful lamps along the way, a ture 'face lift'. Now, remove that Miracle City Mall, its a miracle its still standing! Plow those vacent building down (motel, Pizza Hut, etc) and open a public park to enjoy the view of the scenic Indian River! DO SOMETHING!

  • at 1:19 dude that used to be rusty's forever ago and that place was actually gnarly until it got burned downed. but yeah titusville smokes balls I live there.

  • @5mokingCatnip hella ya I miss the foam pit :(

    

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  • Titusville is Awesome! I love McDonalds!

  • Haha, this looks rather crappy. Thinking about moving from Sweden to Titusville to get my helicopter license at Bristow academy, but this makes me think twice ;)

  • I still can't believe Titusville is the country seat of Brevard.

  • @quesokasecheese Dude, you're totally the man. Degrading people via YouTube comments is so cool!!

  • @quesokasecheese Cool Story

  • I don't really care about not having anything to do but it's the people. here, drama spreads fast. rumors are deadly and everybody has either 1). lost their virginity. 2) got drunk. 3) or has gotten high. it's a sad town and I can't wait til I move. I'll never even look back on this part of my life. I'll move to a different state and get a new name. I don't want anything to do with this place and everybody here anymore. it's nothing but a bad nightmare I have to wake up from.

  • @mattallen95 Noooo, seriously? :(

  • i personaly love titusville yea theres nothing to do but get in a car and drive somewhere and titusville isnt so bad it a small peaceful town theres not many things going on but its better then getting shot in new york

  • @jimmy7178989 People have been shot in Titusville, too!

  • I HATE MY LIFEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

  • Seriously, I love Titusville and do travel from Tampa to visit it, but this video is frickin' amazing. Brilliant!

  • There aint shit in titusville

  • My wife who lived in Titusville for a few years as a kid says: "This video is very true to form. I was there the day the new Krystal Burger opened. It rocked freekiing balls. Good luck kids, you will escape!"

  • They just closed down Winn-Dixie and Freds this past month.

  • This, sir, made my life<3

  • A-M-E-N. Lmfao. Shadowfax just to let you know the only reason we are on computer or playing video games is BECAUSE Titusville sucks so much. Just and FYI and they obviously weren't too busy playing video games to go out and take footage of our crappy little town so your entire point is moot.

  • hahaha, im moving from norway to titusville next year).. after reading all these comments i cant wait *sarcasm*.. but seriously? is it that bad? where i live all we have is a supermarket and a post office.. :)

  • @kesia96 Stupid question: Norway, like the country Norway?

  • @klutz0007 yeah.. :)

  • @kesia96 At least you will find the winters warm in Titusville.

  • @gdholmfirth I will!

  • @gdholmfirth and a nice warm and humid temp of over 100*F in the spring and summer.

  • Visit my YouTube Channel

    Walt Johnson stars in "The Pandering Flip Flopper"

  • wernor von bruann and walt disney..... nazi scientists and black sex magick,,,,, those statues do make sense to some people..

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  • Hilarious! Sad but so true!

  • I lived in titusville from age 11-17 and I have nothing but swear words in my heart for this wicked and miserable town. I moved as soon as I could and as far away as I could possibly fathom (I currently live in New Hampshire). I looked it up to see if it changed in the 2 years since I left. Sadly its still the same boring ass place i so hatefully remember. *Sigh* Hepatitusville needs a major facelift or else it'll become like another mims.

  • theres never lines in the theatre cuz nobody wants to be in such a bore..

  • @cgbt4eva thanks man:)

  • Well ya'll are probably gonna hate this but ya'll are young and have no lives as it is...working at McDonalds or walmart... playing the videos games and no future plans...no wonder it sucks for all ya'll get a life I you don't like it there than do something about it....you talk nothing but shit about that town but you still live there...yeah may not be the best place in the world but I've been to a whole lot worse!!oh and by the way RYAN WILLIAMS...if you gonna do that kind of video..

  • @shadowfax20204040 My goodness, where to start? First of all, you imply that you're so much older than I am, yet your grammar indicates that you could be in the 3rd grade. Second, you defined ignorance in this comment. I don't work at Mcdonalds or Walmart, I work for the county. I go to college and I enjoy reading in my spare time. You act as if I'm predestined to stay in Titusville. "Since he hasn't left yet, he's never going to leave."

  • @cgbtba4eva I love how the only proper noun shadowybozo69 decided to capitalize was "McDonalds". Freudian grammar slip?

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  • i live in titusville and being a 14 year old here i gotta say it sucks balls our fun is riding bikes all day or staying inside playing xbox everything here is cheap entertainment i hate it here thumbs up if you agree

  • @lilshortguy720 High-five.

  • @cgbtba4eva Drugs make it pretty cool i would go that route

  • Vote in the August 24, 2010 Primary to bring in new blood and ideas that have NO connections to the existing controling interests in Titusville!

    Vote for Patrick Pearce, Titusville City Council Seat 3 and send Walt Johnson PACKING!

  • lol I hate this town. There is really nothing to do but go to Meritt Island or KSC

  • @Bloodimonday  only thing there is walmart.....

  • all of brevard county sucks

  • I grew up in ole T-ville. The place sucks balls! I couldn't wait to get out of that ---- hole of a town. To all of the poor souls still living there- get out while you can! There is a better cosmopolitan life waiting for you...

  • @Sobefoso i have to wait 3 years for me to turn 18......facepalm

  • Absolutely fantastic. I've only lived here in T-ville for four years, and I've already felt my fair share of our unbelievable town. This video just reminded me of all the fun things I have to look forward to, every single day! Let's hope City Council never changes anything, because if I have any more fun, I'm sure to implode!!!

  • you consider McDonals a tourist atraction? wtf?

  • I heard the people do it to themselves. It's a place for old people who don't want anything to come in and disrupt their quiet town. Living in Florida, I know Titusville's reputation to be extremely boring and uneventful.

  • WAAAAYYY TO GO :D

    You sure got the attention from the city council. Hope it does good ole Titusville some good.. hahaha, what am I saying? I doubt that. & there is nothing wrong with Mims or Scottsmoor. We kids have stuff to actually somewhat more to do there than get in trouble at our Wally World in Tville.

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  • Thanks for making fun of our freking town >.>

  • We have a roller rink?? Where is that??

  • @MetroStationfan1997 Of of HWY 50, behind the Trailer Park. It's long gone now, too many kids getting robbed and beaten up.

  • at least it's not as bad as our neighbors, mims and scottsmoor. god bless them. Haha.

  • lmfao~

    yah, titusville is GREATTT.

    ha kidding, this place is a shithole.

    can't WAIT to move....

  • It wouldn't be too bad if Walmart wasn't the only thing open past 11.

  • for those of you who never been to this town don't waste your time go somewhere else trust me you'll thank me later it use to be an ok town but now it's gone to shit i know i lived here for 8 years as a kid

  • you didnt show how bad the malls realy are! i love this its exactly ho tville is1

  • As a former resident of that shitty little berg, I found this to be sadly accurate.

  • this is hilarious! (: i dont really want to go theree..

  • i live in titusville and this is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooo funny so now im going to visit all of theses fun sights so ill b back later

  • its sad.... tville is pretty shitty

  • Too Funny!!! 

  • Video hits the point but there is a great new restaurant opening on June 23 called Cracker Jacks Grill & Tiki bar located right on the water on the way to the canaveral national seashore!

  • titusville is not that bad, it is boring as hell BUT, is very nice and quiet and you can always hit daytona, merrit island, cocoa beach or even orlando which are close to it to have some fun, i remmember this mall, is crappy as hell BUT they do got a nice pizzeria inside of it still, one of the best pizzas ive ever tasted :)

  • You guys should open a club.

    Then you can all work there, spend the money you made there, at there.

    And you can all have a good time hanging out with each other rather than the typical Titusville past-time of:

    Being on the computer.

    Staving off the stench of the swamp.

    Listening to shuttle launches.

    Avoiding creepy Titusville locals.

  • god bless titusville..... not!(:

  • I use to live in Titusville back in the 70's.Believe it or not I plan to return.I miss my old home town.

  • haha I live here and have been told that I have to watch this....and man it is hilarious and sad at the same time.

  • I lived in Titusville for 5 years. Too many loud motorcycles and the river smells terrible. It is a sad and depressing place. Moved back to Burlington, Vermont-an incredibly vibrant and lively place. However, it can get kind of chilly here. It is also somewhat difficult to find a Mcdonalds...

  • I agree. I'm 44 and it's depressing. Even the fashions in the stores are old and out dated. I lived in Palm Bay for 10 years and the stores are great. I always travel to Viera,Melbourne, Palm Bay or Orlando to shop...sad.

  • Mims is even worse, it's like fucking Fallout 3 over there

  • @Phias I agree Mims sucks

  • I saw one of kids whining in Ottawa, IL. Two differences, 1) Ottawa is a really nice town. 2) Their video is really well done compared to yours, believe me your video sucks much worse than any town.

  • Great video about how much Titusville sucks!

  • This is why I live in MIMS bitches

  • @rambizit MIMS - Mom Is My Sister

    Really though, now that Titusville is stealing the Mims water supply, it's pretty much annexed into Titusville itself.

  • hahahaha!!!

  • Wait until October 2010. Its going to get worse.

  • @gdholmfirth What will happen in Oct. 2010?

  • @stouellette End of the shuttle program. 23,000 jobs are projected to be lost in a county that already has a 12% unemployment rate.

  • @gdholmfirth whats happening then?

  • @andrew288 Originally that was to be the end of the shuttle program. Now that may or may not be delayed for a short period. Still, whenever it shuts down, and with no replacement, things in Titusville can only get worse.

  • @gdholmfirth Oh alright. I knew it was ending soon, but I don't know the exact date. But really, it's pretty bad right now. I can't imagine it once NASA is down the tubes

  • OMG now I remember why I left. Hey, when I lived there there was only ONE McDonalds and EVERYONE hung out there.

  • It's true! It's all true! And to think, I moved here from a teeny tiny town in Virginia for all of this! Sadly, I feel right at home. Sniff, sob.

  • Even Megan Fox will not come here!

  • I lived in this forsaken town for too long, I am glad someone out there decided to finally condemn the town. Their motto is "You live in America, now speak the language."

  • @cheetahbm America has no true language. And if you think about it South America is still America. They speak Spanish etc. Canada is in North America and they speak french in some parts. So if you do the research we can't say much about the other languages. Most of the people who speak 'English' now a days "speek lyke dis"

  • It's not that bad, but it is pretty boring...

  • I love Titusville and I live here too. Great natural surroundings. Just would like to see vibrant businesses in all those vacant buildings.

  • I love Titusville! It's not a TERRIBLE place to live. I don't worry about things to do too much, we're like 45 mins away from Orlando ;P

  • Hilarious; sadly true, but lmao anyway :)

  • Great vidoe lol 5 stars

  • Obama is closing us down here!

  • @darkflamelolsoi  O Pease, he is not.

  • HAHA i love this video. Titusville is like a damn old person retreat. lol

    and i love how they still try to defend it and make it seem so amazing. they should stop trying to make it seem awesome and instead actually make it a better place to grow up instead of a lame place to be old.lol

  • LOL...I remember when I started working at the space center, I moved to Titusville, and I went to the movies at the Miracle Mile I think it was, and there was nobody there, not a soul! I'm glad I moved to Orlando!

  • This is just too funny! I had no idea what Titusville was going through... I was born there and lived there till I was 16. Its amazing that some of my best childhood memories are from there... Or was it Orlando? New Symerna? Oops! All the same thank you for summing it up and you know even 10 years ago there was no Searstown Mall... So as for getting it cleaned up??? I doubt it seriously...

  • @TheBrizzi2 Learn how to spell New Smyrna, dumb ass!

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  • @twleonhart No it was a skating rink and that was YEARS ago,then a skate park but it burnt down.

  • Wow... this could have been alot better. You're young though so I'll give you a break.

  • NASA brought me here from south Florida and if I had known how unstable the KSC atmosphere was before and NOW, I would have never uprooted. Now I need a job and I'm stuck with a house in Titusville that I can't sell, rent or move from...I'm stuck here...and there's no jobs! If only I knew! But no one warned me...I should have moved to east Orange county which was my 1st instinct....Should have followed it.  Good video!! Maybe it will help to generate JOBS! :)

  • i cant wait to sit at juia court! wow

  • i use to live here in the early 90s about the only cool things to do back then was the st. teresa's fair and the indian river festival that's about the only thing i miss but i went back there in 2005 and 2006 and even the st teresa fair is going to shit

  • pretty accurate. T'ville is a town stuck in the 1960's.

  • you left out la cita and tht other golf course right next to it

  • i live here its so gay

  • Still not as bad as Port Saint John!

  • thats funny....what a dump

  • You forgot the Nude Beach!!!

  • Looks like every other shit-hole town in this country!

  • Once the space program is finished, Titusville will finally be finished. The funny part is that about 80% of the idiots who work at Kennedy Space Center voted for Obama. They got just what they deserved!

  • @jagman31 where do you get this 80% number, out your ass? i dont know anyone who works at NASA who voted for Obama

  • @maverick1o1 No, I didn't pull this number out of my ass. The unions (which represent 87% of the employees at KSC) pushed for Obama. And you are correct, very few people who actually work for NASA (the remaining 12% of the employees who do not work for the union-dominated contractors) voted for Obama. So why don't you do some research? Dumb ass!

  • Awesome! If the city doesn't like this video then fix the city.

  • titusville does suck, but it's nice bc it's my home. And i cherish it

  • i like chicken

  • You think this is bad? Wait till the space program is gone.

  • Now come on over and do a movie about Merritt Island. Looks just the same :-)

  • As a Titusville resident, I'm surprised that you didn't depict more of the town's failures - lack of real sit-down restaurant variety, multiple closed storefronts, lack of nightlife, lack of family-friendly activities, etc. The town seems to continually suppress real (and economically helpful!) growth, while not even taking good care of what IS here, like Miracle City Mall, blowing countless opportunities to re-develop abandoned buildings by luring businesses here. How about "Vapidville"?

  • This is crap, there are at-least three stores between our 2 malls and would take over half an hour to go to all three! Hard to believe there are 5 Mcdonalds with-in five miles..... That's a bridge.. I thought it was a giant ramp or something cool like that,....dang:( Well, I still love it here:) BCC is the best.

  • This town looks like the dummy town they used in the 1950's atom bomb tests in Nevada. Too bad the banned the tests.

  • hey, I like the rock shrimp at dixie cross roads, thats B.S. they are always gull and there is always a wait time. everything else is true, LOL, but dont mess with the dixie.peope drive from all over for it.

  • If you think Tits-ville is bad, wait till you see Port St. Quiznos.

  • I saw this in Florida Today this morning and came to watch it.. sounds just like Melbouring.

  • @baweee1 Melbourne is awesome compared to titusville. We dont have everything closing down like they do

  • still loving thsi video. i tell everyone about it.

  • OMG...this video rocks! I'm from Tits-ville and it does suck the big one! Very creative video and super funny! LOL

  • very very good and true...sad but true

  • Dude I seriously hate living here though it's so boring there's nothing to do as u can see in the video hah..and with the space center about to close down nobodys gonna live here anymore

  • lol myhome town its soo finnie but kreepy