Shake and Vac

[Cancerape]

you do the shake and vac because your skin is black.....

[fatpizzaman]

I'd do the shake and vac on her. ;-)

[1965guitarboy]

borderline shag.

[DrMarcusKane]

These days its called Bob Martin FLEA KILL to napalm the flea bastards our cats bring into the house.

[TomthatiscalledTom]

Back in the day, how many little lads fantasized that she'd invite them around on the pretext of mowing the lawn and make men of them on that carpet? That's what the S/V was really for...removing the smell of deflowered schoolboys before her hubby got home.

[littlepouser2]

love the music

[DaveyC95]

You just know kids copied this advert lol.

[taffythesheep]

I well remember that ad and watching it back made me cringe. One of the worst ever.

[MissFangs666]

shake the sack then pull the foreskin back take a big suck then give it a whack. ROFL.

[tomihu2]

Sophie please do a cover of it :D

[a217andy]

i love this song i wish i could buy it

[peterpeterxxo]

@OFFENDOR is that what the stink is, would one bottle of shake n vac be enough to neautralise the fanny pong.

[pcvideogamer]

she looks like she could suck the colour out of a marble...

[aksesq]

SHE LOOKS WELL FILTHY!

[aksesq]

SHE LOOKS WELL FILTHY!

[pufferfishish]

But the burning question is... did it really shift the spunk stains left over from her nice middle-class orgy?

[markypearson01]

love the high heel lifts she does near the end. I used to make my mum do it when I was a kid hahahahahaha

[NumaticVacuum]

she was ill when they did this video I don't know how she had the energy to do this ad everytime she went of set she was throwing up.

[bedfordcrusader]

i would have prefered it if she shook some into her no-doubt monstrous bush and vac'ed that up

[POLARBEARLUFC]

Top milf would make a good readers wife..

[Dungarth]

..God I miss this era, where women still weren't allowed out of the kitchen.

[kidda74]

Bet she used to use it on her minge too!

[arobekie]

@kidda74 LMFAO

[pcvideogamer]

Do the S&V and potentially kill the cat...

Do the S&V and bring the asthma back...

When your lungs are collapsing...

Your arse might to...

Every time you vacuum remember do a poo....

(repeat)

[zyxdavid]

wow that takes me back. doesn't the vac look old umm thats bad lol

[RAIDERS58th]

Probably the most infamous UK TV ad of all time.

[trainsify]

Vacuum Cleaner Is Not Even Plugged In.

[martinward10]

@trainsify Yes it is, it's a hoover with a light on the front and the light is lit up. Dumbass.

[subtalkformer]

MILF!

[mindyhotlover]

classic ad :)

[eorthen]

lol @ deep voices in the background! :)

[supahdupahguy81]

i'd smash it....

[SamHain1031666]

You do the shake and vac and pull your foreskin back, do the shake and vac, and pull your foreskin back

[MissFangs666]

@SamHain1031666 lol.

[narcissusdark]

@SamHain1031666 LOL wtf

[MrAggtee]

SOLD

[gjas56]

Makes me think of JAPAN

[mikytu]

I'd bum her paraplegic

[cremulator69]

i'm very sorry, to report that i'd like to shag the shake and vac women

[zaftra]

@cremulator69 get in line.

[marksoutof10]

@cremulator69 Are you sure? I think you'll find she doesn't look like that any more.

[abbafan50986]

Bet she used to snort lines of that stuff back in the day

[eurodestination]

Class

[FRANKIESHANOWSKIY2K0]

i loved this song pure funny it's amazing on how

adverts demonstrate on good housekeeping

like sprinkle shake n vac on the carpet vac

over and hey presto you have a good clean carpet

let's bring ads like this back pure class thank you

[LummuX1]

Its actually cocaine shes shaking, and its whats shes on aswell

[Supportahol]

no mom is THAT happy cleaning!

[kinkyplunk]

You very nearly see her nickers at 11 seconds

[kinkyplunk]

The lady was ill when doing this advert. They would do a take and she'd run off to throw up.



[thehondarebel]

When you first see this ad you think it's really serious...And then its fucking hillarious.

[funkybassman2020]

Absolutely loved people using this awful stuff..... It was like putting grit into your vacuum cleaner motor.... Although we never sold this cra[..... The bearings and or brushes failed prematurely and I fitted the replacements... Good times, good money to be had....... If only people had common sense huh? Luckily they hadn't back then and still don't... Yay!

[beadsstitcher]

LOL.....I MAY NEVER VACCUM AGAIN.

[xj40owner]

Back in the 1980's, my father was a lighting camerman. This advert, is one of his works!!

[FRANKIESHANOWSKIY2K0]

@xj40owner

no way man realy you must be proud of him and  why don't

you do the same as your father by getting a job in tv advertising

as an lighting cameraman to give him something to be proud of.

[dim432]

Shave and vac 

[vegasable]

she look so fkin hot in pvc ,boots shorts top and to cap it off a nice sexy hat ,where can we see this i here u cry ,(the worm that turned) the two ronnies

[xKidXHavokx]

Why is she out of the kitchen?

[mrtopcats]

all time classic! 

[GibbletsMcGinty]

You'd never think to look at her that the night before she'd been dressed up in black boots, suspenders, peep hole bra and chains leading the naked local head master around the living room on all fours on collar and lead....... thrashing his hairy arse until it was red for being a naughty dog

[Feisty1967]

@GibbletsMcGinty Thankyou for that visual image.

[Mr123Pauli]

it didn't remove all the cum stains from her carpet though....

[2802mking]

One of the best usernames i have ever seen!

[Feisty1967]

This is the catchiest tune ever written.

[SOGERE]

I am an actor by profession, this is why I do not do adverts, fuck me.

[unclemort1960]

@SOGERE is it true an actor can earn more from one ad than a whole tv show

[SOGERE]

@unclemort1960 Hello, you can earn a great deal of money from commercials, I doubt very much though whether that would make up for not ever working as an actor again.

[zub1964]

I still use this stuff !

[Strawberry7Lynn]

Where is she now, how is her acting career coming along?

[FabFM]

@Strawberry7Lynn She's still acting, mainly in stage productions!

[lizzzzardking]

I like the male backing singers who just say "shake n vac" repeatedly in a stern voice.

[jonnybbad35]

i have this advert as my ringtone

[stilln68la]

most annoying advert ever.that and the nasel spray one with malcom.

[beautygooru]

EPIC!

[LaurieJames]

This advert is FUCKING TERRIBLE. So cringing.

[gringolazlo]

not even shake n vac can put the freshness back in my carpet.

[XMattX90]

too right the woman doin the cleanin :p

[shinyhunk]

@henrycaville

She'd probably be a in the GILfage league now!

[heaps09]

i forgot to say id shag her hahahahahs

[indoctrin8]

there was a wee smelly kid in our class at school that we called "shake n vac". children can be so cruel.

[heaps09]

@indoctrin8 hahahahahahahahahahhaahahahah

[stargirlh2o]

I prefere Jedwards one ;)x

[arizonabay15]

Adverts today are too knowingly cool. This is how they should be. Crap, with a catchy crap song.

[grahamkeithtodd]

the woman's kids must have HATED her for doing this advert...

mum"i did it for the money,we needed food!"

kids"Mum! we rather have starved!"

[Azureecosse]

If only folk new how bad this stuff is for your carpets and allergies

[evefan08]

0.o she scares me xd

[pufferfishish]

Just heard that  'Jedward' are going to be fronting the new Shake and Vac advert. Wonder what it'll be like

[pufferfishish]

Someone should have told the daft cow that Shake and Vac doesn't shift spunk stains.

[Gettinbuzz]

That hoover appears by magic... The 80's really was the decade to live in if the electrical appliances did that back then

[EltaninAntenna]

R.I.P. Dave Roylance...

[Dyintryin]

we use to have one of them hoovers with the light on the front. Theyre fuckin boss!

[Scooby71Doo]

@Dyintryin I still have one of those hoovers.

[laminatedpancake]

u never know, some people may vac that shit up with their nose.

[xEricTheGothx]

my god jedward have gone DOWNHILL BIG TIME if they're resorting to Vanillia Ice and Glade commericails

[jemmabond]

Jedward won't actually be in the new ad - they're just singing the jingle.

[tadge72]

doesnt this bugger your hoover up?

[MaryJedwardWalsh]

WOOOO JEDWAAAAAARD heros.

[penchanskii]

It was the same stuff they made creamola foam out of.

[igmorrison77]

I bet she still goes to swingers parties...

[anonUK]

@igmorrison77

She'd be pushing 70, if not 80.

[xILoveLancelot]

Seeing jedward do this will be a hoot :DDD

[slapbangbongwa]

Jedward are ment to be redoing this advert :D

[EmmatheMinx]

@slapbangbongwa oh god save us.

[slapbangbongwa]

@EmmatheMinx haha, they've already filmed it...its on youtube if you search it. But you dont sound like a fan, so i dont think you're gonna want to watch it.

[janettecooney]

Gosh what a woman.

[fatpizzaman]

Fuck, this woman is such a hottie. I'd shake and vac with her! :-P

[redwest01]

Fantastic!!!! Wound me up at thetime!!!

[mertonparka]

Nice carpet, shame the rest of the house looks such a shit hole! Lazy bitch!

[buffmonkey666]

@mertonparka ha ha ha!!!

[mouthybitch88]

shake this stupid cows neck for being fuckin annoying

[horseboxfan]

Do the shake and vac And put the freshness back

Do the shake and vac

And put the freshness back

When your capret smells fresh your room does too

everytime you vacuum remember what to do

Do the shake and vac

And put the freshness back

Shake and Vac the new carpet and room freshner from Glade!

[greenisland75]

This advert run for ages. I remember it like it was yesterday. It nice to see a woman wearing a pleated skirt.

[tshirtheaven]

This mega famous TV Jingle was composed by the equally mega Jonathan Hodge who wrote some of the best jingles...ever !

[oldmacisback]

The thing ran for 9!!! years (1980-89), and she was just about 40 when it started. She's still living off its fame, it seems! The oul skirt rise at the start was a favourite bit for men of a certain age hahah

[JFredUK]

@oldmacisback not just men. At the time this was shown I was still in Primary school and the flash of leg got my interest, too.

[anxresi]

Was the Shake N Vac really the drugs she was on and she was hoovering it up to conceal the evidence?

[Edam3000]

Lol ! :D

[slothlovers1]

hey i used to love the dance wen i was little lol

p.s check out our vids at slothlovers1

[fatpizzaman]

I used to fancy the arse off this chick when I was 9 years old.  I kid you not.

[blaster2012]

One of the most popular ads ever.Didn't it run for an incredibly long time? '79 thru till about '91 i think.

[netkid3uk]

They don't make adverts like that anymore!

[leonardbullhock]

thank fuck

[Panthera0nca]

My mum had one of those hoovers with the light at the front!

[nzoomed]

theres a later ad from the early 90s with a whole lot of people singing the jingle, ive got it on a video tape somewhere.

[Abyssery]

lmao shake and vac

[TomthatiscalledTom]

Eric Clapton recorded a song about the stuff she's throwing on the carpet:

If you wanna hang out you've got to take her out; Shake n'Vac

If you wanna get down, down on the ground; Shake n'Vac.

She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie; Shake n'Vac....

[unclemort1960]

@TomthatiscalledTom the song was originally done by john cale

[ivory228]

I watched an interview with that woman last year for some greatest adverts programme, and here's an interesting but useless fact for you all: She had severe stomach pains whilst filming that.

[SiHy]

Couldn't tell. What a pro!

[MRwonderman1]

ha. That was her excuse for looking "manic" apparently she was throwing up between shoots. pfft!

[DonkeyDelight]

I can't not smile while watching this.

Classic.

[Scotchegg85]

fukin A

[24nov67]

I used to have erotic dreams about this woman when i was about thirteen i'm 41 now (god was it really that long ago?)

[Panthera0nca]

24nov67

Fair enough mate but she wasn't in the first flush of youth even then (joking!)

[Lhasaroth]

what amazes me is that I remember this ad and the song from when I was around 5. I'm 32 now!!

[lucyb1012]

I love this song so much that I sing it at school!! (infront of my friends tho)

[RadChic85]

LMAO!! I think we all need a dose of whatever shes on

[allycat360]

hahaha i just shaked and vac`d lol

[Cath198127]

That's a classic!

[amehlou]

man, i wish i was a hoover :/

[TomthatiscalledTom]

Methinks her so-called Shake n' Vac was smuggled into the country late one night in a fishing trawler that came from Colombia

[helenc984]

haha bet she was buzzin when she caught a snif of that moreish smell up her nose

[AlexisCapri]

haha great comment

[Jexington80]

In Germany it was marketed as Das Shaken unt Vacern.

'Das Shaken unt Vacern. Puts das 'freshness' bak in eina ze carpeten.'

[Nancy9204]

i like that advert its catchy i even done my own shake 'n' vac advert on youtube in my style that was before i heard the actual shake 'n' vac advert though.

[GoldenSunshineFairy]

Superb!

Still singing the song after all these years!

[deborahanneturner]

been singing this all evening to my 13 year old niece & just showed the ad to her, this is adverts at its best ha ha!

[ufclivesteam369]

I posted the full video on youvoid(dot)info/video

[movies4youwithlove]

Saw it already there is more at youvoid(dot)info/videos 18+

[xAcidxRain]

That

is

BRILLIANT.

-does the dance-

They MUST have a cult for this.

With satanic vacuuming rituals.

WE SHALL SACRIFICE THIS CAN OF AIR FRESHENER!

ALL HAIL THE SHAKE N VAC!

[strictmachine81]

i shall join the cult

[gottagotothecity]

When I was a kid, I used to sprinkle tons of talcum powder over my bedroom carpet and pretend to vaccuum it in an effort to recreate this amazing piece of television.........how awful that you lot now tell me I was pretending to be a desperate housewife cleaning up after last nights mix and match session.

[bogleby]

The dirty mare is probably cleaning up after a swingers party.

[Lavendergaljackie2]

Well she certainly looks happy enough to just have had a swingers party lol

[Rawlinson18]

There's still two sets of keys left on the table, she's freakin cos she knows she's blown her marriage.

[farryakafaz]

@Rawlinson18 I can't spot the keys. At what second in the advert do you see them? Are they in the ashtray? I must be blind.

[bestyleeds]

This was written by Salman Rushdie when he worked as a young copywriter at an agency in London..

[Rawlinson18]

The satanic shake n vac. I bet all the gungers want his head on a plate,.

[hombrerelents]

lol sheikh n vac.

[RICKD790]

I tried the shake and vac on myself instead of having a shower.........it didn't work!

[danielraven1]

I love everything about this ad; the backing vocals, the magically appearing dog, the twirl, the hips, oh... everything.

[countsmegula]

That's Jenny Logan!

OMG! I just noticed!

[Dawn3000]

Haha. How did you figure that out?

[countsmegula]

I've seen her before.... I forget where.

[Rawlinson18]

Mental home ?

[countsmegula]

No.

[Rawlinson18]

Only jokin mate.

[countsmegula]

That's Okay.

^_^

[thekroton]

This is also a VERY 1980's living room!

[thekroton]

I remember the vacuum cleaners like the one in this ad.The light was on the front so that you could find the dust better! only if you were doing the cleaning in the dark presumably.

[MANTLEBERG]

I had a furnished flat after my first divorce, and decided to freshen it up with this crap...after that it stank like an open hiudu sewer on a hot summer night bu fredric delius, mould started to grow in the nexdoors party wall..

[PhilJonesIII]

As one comedian put it : If she were my mum Id be too ashamed to leave the house again.