The Chaser's War on Everything: the eternal sin

[mitchcapone]

I don't understand why almost everyone took an apple but no-one took a $50 note from them

[heirihunziker]

lol i worked at a ticket counter once and orthodox Jews always asked if they could get a 'discount', but as soon as something is for free they get suspicious.

[miles2057]

That Jew lived up to them as a people and how the world perceives them.

He quoted that "there are no free lunches"

That basically summarizes why and how Jewish people are wealthy,they always have money on their mind.

That apple was free money to him, he was suspicious that there was a catch that he had to pay or do SOMETHING in order to receive the apple.

I'm NOT an antisemite, but he lived up to the Jewish cliche.

[MrConnorize]

NO DONT DO THIS! :P

[DavO94Powell]

Apple from the Serpent?

[boodgees]

To the unfortunate many of you who commented that the Jew asked if the apple was free... He didn't!!! Be honest and watch it again.

The Jew asked how much for the apple. The Jew was the only one filmed decent enough to offer to pay for the apple. Everyone else actually, the Christians, Muslims took it for free..

To the ones who commented about the bank connection. The Jew was joking about the St George dragon!! It wasn't about the money, he cracked a cute joke about the dragon :)

[taffysaur]

haha 'yep, get one for your husband. that's what eve did.'

[TheLivelife33]

fuck jews 

[01aeiou10]

Is this on Australian T.V. I wanna watch it on T.V :(

[MrSantiago485]

trololololololol

[Golkarian]

Why is the catholic so pissed? Did she get the joke? Or is she just a prick?

[Yubera2K10]

That jew couldn't get any more stereotypical.

[liebestandarte88]

@Yubera2K10 hahaha so true.

[kidtaj93]

Lol oh my gosh

[applebaj]

Lol the jew..

[nimrodius]

Of course it's the Jew who asks for how much for the apple, or what are you advertising. hahaha

[IsolationInstigation]

My jaw actually hurt from laughing so much.

[SuperBassist96]

apple Jesus .... LOL!

[VeggiePyromaniac]

Funny how that jew guy got so excited by getting something for free.

[Craxblorg]

1:00 - Please, be more of a stereotype, it makes me feel so good about my ancestry.

[Aussiex77x]

To all those saying the jewish man couldn't believe something was free - he's logical, you don't just see people dressed up as animals on the street giving out free stuff for no apparent reason, it's out of the ordinary and he was curious, stop being antisemetic fucks

[JiminyKracker]

@Aussiex77x Lighten up bro. You're only pc because you've been brainwashed that way throughout High School. You haven't earned the right to have an opinion yet

[hiaslil]

i dont mean to be anti semetic but notice how the jewish man couldnt believe something was free

[Shadoom14]

Howard: "oh I see".

At least someone worked it out...

[TheAvatar15]

Hilarious xD

[c0naaan]

"No.. don't do this!" LOL that's Mrs Surany from Marist College Pagewood ;D Epic respect.

[MrSoundwave99]

Of course when the Jew thought craig was advertizing, he instantly thought is was a bank.

[philw12345]

how do they always manage to track down the PM

[islandwarrior16]

Lol, jews and their money-making oriented minds.

[BondisBourne78]

lol I'm amazed how close he was able to get to the PM of Australia. In america if you threw apples at the President a Secret Service sniper would blow your head off...

[moondy11]

@BondisBourne78

Another classic example of the American psyche...always violence.

[bigswano]

@BondisBourne78 none of our PMs have ever been assassinated

one went for a swim one day and never came back though!

[C1Era]

@BondisBourne78 more likely you'd be carried off into a black van with a bag over your head and sent to Guantanamo or some remote place to never be seen again. (funny cuz it's actually happened before)

[NoobishLegend]

@BondisBourne78 but a shoe, now THAT'S another story.

[ImSuchaGamer]

@BondisBourne78 because nobody cares about the Australian goverment

[RockerXGurl]

@ImSuchaGamer because the American government are uptight freaks with a severe case of paranoia.

[Narmocu]

@BondisBourne78 Are you sure? Shoes seem to get by without much problem.

[jabri11]

@Narmocu I agree.. what about shoes BondisBourne78 ?

I found it funny how the Jewish rabai was so suspecious .. I bet cuz he doesn't give out free anything :P

[xXAustralianzOwnXx]

@BondisBourne78 That is mostly due to the fact Australia is rather secure, seeing as we're water locked with only one possible way to get in. Free or most terrorist :D

[LeftBehindForDead]

@BondisBourne78 There's a reason they call Australia the freest country in the world.

[CryTecRI0T2011]

@BondisBourne78 we dont have crazy people everywhere

[ArkAngelHFB]

Don't do this.... like he is fucking killing someone. lol

[crocfme]

Onya Johnie, I was taught never to talk to strange snakes too

[Absintheminded78]

@crocfme

So I guess you've never spoken to John Howard then?

[drewskies1alad]

haha he went to my school marist haha nd my old principal baahahahahaha

[jabri11]

In Islam we are taught the inherited sin is a man-made concept , we are not born sinners. No one bares the sin of another.

[toliveischrist101]

Haha I reckon the Jewish guy was set up. I love it when Chaser's takes the Bible out of context.

[fabsywabsy]

in regards to the lovely jewish man: there is a reason why stereotypes exist

[fotizome]

lil hippie Julian Marrow thats def a skit at his direction lol, hes def one of those inbetween dorks in highschool that got away without being bashed

[MyPianoWish]

lol the woman is SO scared the archbishop will accept an apple rofl

[Jerraider84]

Thank god im not a fan of apples, but this was friggin hilarious, i wish he had tried that on mormons or amish people, id love to see their reaction

[qqs764]

"Apple Jesus?"

[pritzi101]

Lol, I'm a christian, but I still thought this was fucking hilarious. The 'Sinner' brand was so funny.

[ChsSami]

@pritzi101 no1 cares what u are

[pritzi101]

@ChsSami What are you trying to achieve?

[ChsSami]

@pritzi101 no1 cares what u are

[Doctor699]

@pritzi101 I'm Catholic and i can only express my emotions as :D :D :D :D :D!

[treeclimer9]

I watched it twice.

Once for the initial view, and second for the hilarious captions.

[DemonKingofKings56]

lol at the jew. he played out the stereotype on jews.

[spartacandream]

OMG lol!!!!

Technically, the fruit was a date and not an apple, the apples came from Norse mythology. Look at ancient bas reliefs, the tree of life is a datepalm. To the Mesopotamians, it was a sacred tree, called Ngishzida, the Good Tree/The Tree of Good. It was sacred to a serpentine god Ninngishzida.

[luna4ever36]

@spartacandream lol, you dun actually believe that?=D

[spartacandream]

@luna4ever36 I don't believe in a tree of life nor any supernatural no, I do believe that the Bible story originated with ancient near eastern mythology, yes.

[davemelnick]

@spartacandream Thanx for your opinion. I have to admit that the bible stories give me laughs. But they are all based on stories fr/ the Far East, Mid-East, Africa & other continents. Anyways, I luv this comedy. It's definitely something that the USA needs bad. Too politically-correct... ''til $ is involved.

[AugustusAurelianus1]

@TheIslammiracle - LOL LOL Thanks for sending - loved it

[Awookado]

I love the redhead : ''NO! GO! DON'T DO THIS!'' She definetely learnt her lesson, lawl. Also John Howard is the most abused person from the chaser's. It makes you think if the chasers don't lurk around in bushes, stalking him xD

[Bipolarvideos]

@Awookado they chase him. hence their name!

[bongoobong]

He started throwing apples at the PM! In many other countries that would be one dead snake! lol!

[muslimroyalty]

@bongoobong dats wat makes Australia so gr8 :D

[mhcampboy]

so cool to see aussies PM sitting in front than the usual back.. lol

[chafe11]

lol st george bank!

[Eclectic7891]

From a serpent to a snake lmao!

[thefakeclare]

Lol @ Peter Garret lesson learnt.

[cro508]

SINER! lol

[Llam4Face]

i fucking loled at the jew not believing that the apple was free

[Jerraider84]

I woke my neighbours up laughing

[virulenttrend]

There are other people who probably asked if it was free they just edited it out.

[ChrisBromley]

Typical jew

[BrothersBomb]

lol "u must be advertising something" LMAO

[TheOZ0OZ]

lololololololololololololololl­ Funnyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[ZacharyHere]

"hey prime minister would you like an apple? catch!" *chunks apple at prime minister*

[RyzeXXable]

Man i've watched a thousand times and it makes me laugh so hard.

[felixisdx]

I love the voice of the serpent it's so friendly sounding.

Which makes it funny. :D

[martyrindia]

That is not the apple what u think it is an fruit which God has chosen. Please dont be funny on God s words

[necromancerbb]

@martyrindia Bloody religious retard.

[martyrindia]

@necromancerbb  u r an asshole k U live in the world of illusion made by fools..

[martyrindia]

@necromancerbb idoit christ never to came to this world to form religion,but to save JEWS and further save this world through them.

[lordfraction]

@martyrindia lol fag if this is an illusion then why are u watching this? asshole

[martyrindia]

@lordfraction ..to tell u fools the truth and make u understand

[husaingholami]

GO MISS SURANY!!! You tell that serpent

[Derp1978]

go...go....don't do this...don't do this!

[TheSillverfoxxify]

I Have got to Try this.

[hectichorse]

lol its from the best tree in the garden

[LinkKaiba]

hahahaha, amazing

[Voodoofreak35]

The chasers never leave John Howard alone XD !

[darktruth101]

I love the jew.

Yeah what are you charging? There's no such thing as a free lunch.

That's brilliant. lol.

[alexpoy98]

yeah the jew will always be a jew .. looking at the business side of everything :)))

[MrBalakan]

lol go the jew u cheap basterd

[Russfromozzyland]

LOL the jew just couldnt comprehend giving away money.

[wizardtree]

he was making a joke, as in "your joke is clever, but this is better"

[Australian123Gamer]

peter garrets a sinner lol

[hoodlem187]

and a zombie dancing hippieeeeeeee

[mizzplayboy13]

most bullshit ever

[MrCerialKiller]

@mizzplayboy13

wha wha :(

[TheBrotherRat]

it was at my school, we saw it live!!!!!!!!

[Orbit915]

lol the jew couldn't believe something was free.

[GingerLess000]

@Orbit915 ROOOOFL

[CaptainFluffy6644]

@Orbit915 i thought he was amish

[skittlepower95]

@Orbit915 lol

[rugbymason]

@Orbit915 u r god my friend hahahah

[Death0Machine]

@Orbit915 LOL, but to be honest if someone wearing a snake costume, has camera crew all around him and offering apple I would suspect he's advertising something.

[ChoonDSW]

@Orbit915

LOLOOLOLOLOL, the jew was amazed.

[coolplomp]

@Orbit915 anti-semite

[ChuckyJesus666]

An apple a day keeps the gods away....

[coolplomp]

@ChuckyJesus666 faggot

[ChuckyJesus666]

@coolplomp Wow...way to demonstrate maturity....

[coolplomp]

@ChuckyJesus666 piss off gaybo

[axelpayne69]

INTERESTING!

[Reywith619V2]

the one with the cardinal pell is outside the office of my school, the one saying dont do this is my art teacher and the part where peter garret is walking is just on the footpath outside my school LOL

[lewisner]

Excellent! I love the fact that the cardinal has a team of heavies to protect him lol!

[Reywith619V2]

that was outside the office of my school lol in 07

[wherewasyou]

shit noone cares about

[MrCellodude]

"can't I be a serpent given out free apples and not be accused of doing something wrong?" rofl

[leifey]

Christianity as a whole takes a lot from paganism. It's not just the Catholics.

[DanielMooncalf]

So the pagans are who made all this bullshit up to begin with?

[leifey]

Well, I wouldn't necessarily say that Christianity was started by pagans, but the founders of Christianity did draw from many of the pagan religions of the time. There's a reason Christmas is on the day it is (the Winter Solstice) and why so much of scripture is about rebirth (seasonal change); these were important to pagans. Taking from preexisting religions is an effective way of making a new religion easier to accept.

[islandwarrior16]

true, but you can only speculate

[leifey]

I think the consistent manner in which pagan traditions and themes were incorporated into a relatively modern religion suggests intention. It's not damning evidence, but I'd say it's a little bit more than mere speculation at this point.

[badpanda84]

But the caatholic end to foucus on tradtion more

[leifey]

True. But those traditions are surprisingly similar to the pagan traditions that preceded them.

[leonardomoses]

yes, because thats where they ripped them off from.

christians need traditions that would be familiar to pagans so it would be easier to make them convert. thats why in some countries like sweden, christmas is on the 24th of december.

[yt2vinay]

And for some, it's in January.

All gods are man-made.

[steffyb528]

Actually, it was originally celebrated at the same time because Christians were being persecuted. It was to keep them from being caught celebrating Jesus' birth. They just blended into the rest of the Roman world that was celebrating at that time.

[cryingmushroom47]

Actually the serpent in the bible was an alien race called the annunaki (they were like lizards). The tree was marijuana and the forbidden fruit was sex.

[vikingraider1]

And where exactly did you come up with that little gem?

[cryingmushroom47]

The internet..

[vikingraider1]

Oh...it must be true then!

[cryingmushroom47]

Yeh. I got it from a book called The Internet the Truth about life.

[FairyOfAvalon]

...it's a free apple. lol.

[americadashi]

didnt mark twain said he who has good judgment came from bad judgment

[BlackBirdNL]

leave it to the jew to ask for a price.

[TurboDally]

Oh My God...Oh wait I don't believe ...

*SINNER*

[0Hater]

I need to get out of this fucking country.

[CrazyForCooCooPuffs]

i laughed so hard my heart hurt

[littledaz123]

lol the women at the end 'No, please, no, dont do this! ' she should do hollywood. i thinks shes gonna cry

[yviva]

awesome!

and the really stupid thing about that biblical story is that people should be punished for wanting knowledge... as the fruit was the fruit of the tree of knowledge...

[LadyStorni]

Hahahah

[littledaz123]

lol why did that jew guy have to be so stereotypical and start complaining about the free stuff?

[yviva]

as jews it is our obligation to question everything

[NiGhtMarEs0nWax]

ever question the morality of the events in palestine? dont take offense. you would be a good person if you did.

[yviva]

very much so. i'm jewish myself, ethnically speaking, but, i'm a big critic of both the religion which is a load of nonsensical, patriarchal, dark ages nonsense, and of the zionist project, because of the abuses of the palestinian population...

[NiGhtMarEs0nWax]

good man, thats a shining example of humility and it restored my faith in humanity a bit. a lot of people choose to ignore problems and give into hatred and pick a side. i think society is doomed when we make dangerous assumptions and follow beliefs blindly without questions asked. its how a people become oppressed themselves, through ignorance. sad to say it, but the majority do not reflect these views, they pick a side.

[yviva]

i agree with a lot of what you say, except, i'm not a man ;)

[NiGhtMarEs0nWax]

well done for that too then :P

[DodgeVip3r]

haahaha the Jew is the only one asking How much for the apple?? Epic.

[riflemanjoe]

What are you advertising?

[childy8]

i love these guys!!!

[disciple522]

If someone like him came up to me offering an apple, I would just say "Are those organic?"

[Xesan]

How the hell do you get that close to a Prime Minister!? In US that would be impossible to even throw an apple and just walk away!. Man the US is a Police State

[CHeas22]

yeah, Dick Chenney would waterboard their ass if they tried anything like that on him

[angrychipmunk99]

U got that right. Remember that less people want to kill th Aussie PM than Mr Obama.

[DingisMcGee]

This is the funniest Chaser!! I love the orthodox Jewish man...

BTW:

I walked right past the Prime Minister of Australia in a shopping mall in Canberra. (the capital of Australia)

He was doing his Christmas Shopping. Nothing unusual for Australia. That's why it's a great country.

(though of course, in public, he has armed federal police with him at all times)

[lololololololol93]

"C'mown, from the best tree in the garden."

lloolll