PMS To The F*cking Max!!!

[PhuckHue2]

lmao 03:54, I bet the sex is great, thats all that matters

[MzSkribble]

i am over here DYING laughing.

[dare4uf]

lol i dont think so it just happens

[Tzimnewman3]

Obama seems to be part of his vocabulary lol

[Tzimnewman3]

This guys on PMS lol

[Tzimnewman3]

Black white cock sucker red blue and green mother fucker!!!!

[LiLmamAbaDazZheLl010]

wasnt that line "40 dollars" frum baby boy lol

[MrsSeanPaul]

did you say 430 in the mornting? i am soooo stealing that lol

[MrsSeanPaul]

ahahahaa you are talking sooo much shxt, but its hilarious!!!!!!1111

[bdos17]

lol this is sooooo fuunnyyyyy

[Refurein]

omg, this is funny. xDDD

[prettyeyez1299]

PMS thing

[AaronNkate]

DA PAPPA TOWW! YOU GET DA PAPPA TOWW?

[MikePortnoyz]

Reminds me kinda Turk from scrubs

[caramelcup08]

hahahaha your funny! ^_^

I bet ur wife was rite out ur door ready to scream at ya huh lol

good luck with everything!!

[yungniccajebo]

-Mommy gon yell?

-Yes, son

-Okay

LOL!

[yoobeetoobee]

remind me of Eddie Murphy

[Floetry30]

reminds of Chris Rock

[WorkOnWellness]

PMS=

Putting up with

Men's

Shit

lol

You are funny!

[CaiLex81]

LOL

[TryNRun]

LOLLLLLLLLL Funny ass mfka But yo i thought ur wife was White?

[MarieMickey]

lol

[ani3000]

Your soo funny dude

[mlmlisa]

Let me see if i can explain PMS to you, imagine being sad, depressed, hungry, bloated, and tired all at the same time plus you're stomachs crampin and you bleed for days -this is an idea of what women go thru, men just need to say away from us when we trippin. And no, its not just a older woman thing, many women of all types go thru this.

LOL@don't let the woman buy the paper plates ha!

[RadicalComedy]

mlmlisa, I am lucky. I dont have any symtons. I couldnt imagine being a guy and dealing with a week out of every month dealing with hormonal drama. I have a few girlfriends that I would run away from if I was a guy,lol...I have a few gal friends where their symptoms arent night and day but a few of mine, like WOW. Its scary. I have compassion for their men. ~Raven

[RadicalComedy]

ALL PMS means is if a woman suffers for it, then she should be more of a giver sexually to her man. If a man has gotta put up with her hormones and give more to cater to her ups and downs, then she should cater to his ups and downs. ~Raven

[dejuanp]

raven: good point...easier said than done when the woman doesn't wanna listen to reason. hence, 1800 swp videos...so feeling him. lol...but my wife does her thing for the most part. some chicks just can't be reasoned with. that's why every how should have a 'raven'...feeling a little sleepy. got thirty minutes? lol:)

[RadicalComedy]

dejuanp, and to think that the man who had this thirty minutes of nightcap ended up going to jail for 20 years. If I was a guy, no man could have tempted me to do the wrong thang if I had a woman like her, putting me to sleep,lol. ~Raven

[Hollygrovebabeee]

LOLOLOL...I don't think we as women recognize when we're having a pms day. I used to think pms was an excuse until I noticed I had that one day out of the month where I would be just super bitchy. I have to get by myself because it can get pretty bad. We can't help it. :)

[kmcru]

Well I mean when that time of the month comes you just a little pissed off and you gotta release some steam!!!! I mean put yourself in her shoes it's not easy!!!!

[honeybunney1980]

I know you mean good but you need to calm down... when we get like that you already know... we dont mean to trip but God gave us that for a reason so dont trip.. just calm down and talk her thru it

[dejuanp]

honey: 'talk her through it'? what you think i'm doing. if i wasn't vlogging on youtube to get my stress out, i'da been done body slammed her a long ass time ago. but she don't wanna hear that...typical chick.

[dhstandard22]

lol funny, my friend walked in on this and thought it was a retard ranting on black people. lol

[dejuanp]

ravynn: it'd be too long shug...lol

[canweallgetalong]

From what I see of your wife, let's face it she has to act that way to keep up with you, lol. As we say "she is time enough for you"

[gurlwhowants2dj]

LOL

[Aceswolf]

LMAO you are killing me man :) I here ya man. You know what my wife sounds like off the rag so ..Just imagine when she is !!!! YEAAAAAAAAH

LMAO

Dude I have to say OBAMA stuff is ticking me off. All I hear about Obama this, Obama that, what dog is Obama going to get. OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA.

Don't take me wrong. I understand that it's a historic moment. I understand how you feel man. I'm all for equality. You Know me.

P.S. Brazil here I come too :) LOL

[dejuanp]

aces: yeah buddy. she got your ass...i forget what vid that was. you may have to send it to me in a pm..i wanna favorite that one whenever i think white women don't argue..lol. i know they do, but just not like black women, that's why i can deal with it. it's not as terrifying...:) unless her name is sharon stone or glenn close;)

[Aceswolf]

LOL I think it was Re: THE BLACK WOMAN, PMS RANT!!! But I'l PM it to you right now :) LMAO That was a good one too :)

[dejuanp]

aces: got it!

[Aceswolf]

Sweet :)

[stoopthebilll]

dude, why the hell aint you on the stage, your a riot. funny as hell. the up side for you would be......you would be out the house more....but realy, you expect us to beleave you talk to her like that????and she a black woman????dude for real if you did you would have broken arms and shit....lmao. gr8 vid, keep it up.

[tanji2936]

LMAO!! You are so worth the 10 mins. every morning!!!

[lilogirl14]

well you cant have a 100% perfect life

[dejuanp]

lilogirl: tell me about it...lol:)

[lilogirl14]

We mean you just got a black man for president and now you want the black women to stop bitching??? come on, come on one global issue at a time lol

[dejuanp]

lilogirl: yeah, i got to carried away...lol. i lost myself for a minute...;0)

[ApathetikDarko]

If I ever get these type of pms symptoms...I give my boyfriend permission to slap the hell out of me lol...Nah but some people get the symptoms worse than others...but when you said "Oh someone got a string up they ass.." DEAD!

[dejuanp]

ravynn: yes...:)

[ttatekingsville]

" slave dark chocolate black! "

rofl!

[darkhabitual]

Lol believe me its just a woman thing it doesnt matter the age or race... If my fiance seen this video he would probably feel like you were talking about me lol.... PMS sucks and espically when you have a bad day on top of it, I could rip someones head off just for looking at me wrong.

[alpieszc]

"get my barack on" - LOL

[shalmont]

ROFLLLL

[ShaM181]

My dude you need your own radio show. You'd do wonderfully on there. The PMS thing well every woman is different. Like me, SOMETIMES I act like your wife did and sometimes its as if I'm not even on my period. Hormones my dear. It won't stop till she hit menopause. Good luck! :D

[Nicole4eva07]

I agree.. Dejuan do need his own radio show ... I love this dude ... his is so funny.. I mean, You can just sit back and listen to his stories w/o lookin at the clock .. Love it ..

[c0c0puffz]

You make married life sound soooooo good. LOL

[dejuanp]

c0c0: well, it has it's ups and downs...unfortunately the woman decides which is which...lol. she's the coochie.

[kitten112481]

GOT PADS?? LMFAO!!! you wrong, you WRONG!!!

[dejuanp]

kitten: ha...well, you were so right:)

[sfcalvinaz]

OMG, you are frickin' off tha chain. When are you getting an agent? I told ya I had a dream that you got a contract on satellite radio! LOL You have this ability to make me forget ALL MY TROUBLES! LMAO C a l v i n Phoenix AZ

[dejuanp]

sfcalvin: i've been thinking about doing radio. one of my buddies told me about it about four years ago.

[frogzkande]

Where is your wife when you make these vids and does she see them? You might be dead after this one!

[dejuanp]

frogz: she's long gone to work and i never tell her about my vids...she hates youtube, so i'm good...

[b5music4eva]

and by the way. we are like that lol most of the time. 85% but yall noe if u had a period and got cramps yall niggas would be pmsing too lol.

[dejuanp]

b5music: nah, we'd just go lay down...lol. or try and sex it off...:)

[b5music4eva]

hahah u would say that.. until it actually happened.:]

[b5music4eva]

slave dark chocolate fudge loL!

[roxie712]

LOL. a golden retriever like on full house... you are too funny!!

[dejuanp]

roxie: yeah, remember comet. who didn't want that dog...hell that family!!

[lundyncanada]

LOL! LOL! LOL!

Hehe

Hahahahaha

Your crazy ass is funny bro...this is sexysyfy, please keep it up!

[dejuanp]

lundyncanada: gimmeabreakman is looking for you. hit him up.,..;)

[Jaime44244]

breathhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeee Dejaun breathhhhhhheeeeeeee

[Juansgyrl3]

wow lol u are to funny!!!

[macaroniandchesse12]

hahahahahahaha oh my, "eheheheheheheheh paper towels paper plates"

[Sonnie55]

I'm pms'ing right now and I want to slap you

[Dreaontv]

A lot of women do play the 'pms card' just to act an azz to folks. I don't like that because not all women are like that.

no one ever knows when I'm pms'ing..I'm pretty much the same as I am on a normal day. HOWEVER, I cry at the drop of a hat! lol

I don't yell though. that ain't my thang.

[TheSoctress]

Funny vid! However, why do you interject color so much? You seem preoccupied with color/complexion?

[dejuanp]

thesoctress: read ravynn;'s comment...we've been reminded of our color from the day we arrived in america. and it's hindered us to the highest point. now it's to our advantage...not just blacks, all minorities. now we rejoice! being proud of our color is a beautiful thing, cause our color is in the white house!!!!

[michelle82478]

"it dont matter cause Barack is the president"

LoL. You crack me the fuck up man. You should have your own sitcom, I'd stay watchin that shit :)!!

[no1helenUK]

LOL me n mum r stressy @ sammme time....... arguments are intennseeee lol, but im not really that moody, shes just a total bitch; so winds me up. lool. //this is random, but im sat in bed; just went 2 lean back -- cuz thought i had more room than i did--hitt my head on the headboard PROPA HUUUUURT :(

[dejuanp]

hells: there you go...always hurting yourself. you don't need kids...til you take 'stop hurting myself 101'...lol;)

[no1helenUK]

haha i know it well hurt; and i stood on an upturned plug this mornin ----OUCCCCCH.

haha dont wory im not planin on gettin pregnts soon! lol

[dejuanp]

hells: don't...lol.

[lilgirl20]

LOL WOOOW

[poohbaby24]

LOL

[TheBoomshine]

haha Duke, I'm laughing through out the whole video even though I should be sympathizing. Which I do, now. But y'all remind me of the Jeffersons lol. I guess since men can rule over the women like it says in the Bible, they get their PMS for defence lol.

[Passionatekisses2008]

"White babie chicks treating their man like all the kings of the castle" Hahahaaaaa! I love you! You know your shit don't ya?!

[Passionatekisses2008]

Quote: "They got TITTIES and everything" LMFAO! Hahaaa! You are such a ****! Love ya sexy! (((HUGS)))

[reddiamond270]

lmao!

[buttaluv10]

DeJuan your B'day is Dec 9th?

Mine is Nov 30th!Man Dejuan you're old!j/k LOL

[jazzieplay89]

her bday a day before mines....

[buttaluv10]

LMBO at 2:22 !

[ShePrettyThick]

oOOOOhhh you touched a few touchy spots. Hurt a few feelings, offended a few folks, but ya ass got 32 ratings 5 STARS!!! LMFAO!!!

I guess you speaking some real shit. Apparently.

I'm listening Dejuan. I may not agree with some of it, but you always make me think. And I luv ya for that.

P.S. Becareful with them color lines pimpin'! lol.

[vidakitty2000]

My girlfriend likes to run me over with her menstrual cycle. Sometimes she backs up and makes sure I'm smashed into the concrete. I dunno. I think all women can "have a string up their ass" when they're like that. I think we might just have to start putting prozac in the water. XD

[pzvbn]

good video, lot to learn from what u say.

PMS is not a good reason to freak out every time one get upset.

self control is important especially with your love ones.

u were really funny 5 stars

[upenzi]

what in the fuck song is that??? lmao!!!!

[mwiavit1]

Lmaoo.... If U Leave by mUSIC SOUL CHILD AND MY GIRL MARY J BLIGE.....

[upenzi]

thanks..i'ma have to look that up. i spit water everywhere when dejuan said "you think i'm arrogant cause i came on yo face" i was like WHAT!?!?!? lmao!!!!

[dejuanp]

upenzi: lol...he doesn't actually say that. i just like facials:)

[upenzi]

eww dejaun!! LMAO!!! i really thought he said that lol!! i'm an ipod chic, i rarely listen tot he radio.

[dejuanp]

mwlavit: penzi thought those were the real lyrics...lol

[Pooobaihr23]

hahahahha.. dejuan... well.. glad i dont have pms.. hehe

[PNutS0Outstanding]

LMFAOO.!

Omg this is hilarious! your LOKITO! pero I agree with keweencessX we women don't use PMS as an excuse to bitch at you guys its just we are more in tune with our emotions and if we're having a bad day and one little more thing goes wrong we just sort of snap lol, can't explain it too much or maybe it was just her friend TOM -TIME OF THE MONTH and she was just a little pissy don't take it to serious or make a big deal just be calm cool collective and it will all be back to normal =]

[rochelimit55555]

lol awesome

[kweencessX]

LMFAO!

Boy.. you are CRAZY! Hahaha..

Maybe it's not PMS. Maybe she was just in a bad mood and she snapped when you forgot about the paper towels. She prolly let it all out on you because she knows you are always gonna be there, you won't take it personal and it won't be such a big deal to ya, if you get me?

[ohveryyoung]

excellent video~ made me laugh out loud. you need to give your wife a break! LOL

[Str8isis]

Missed you, D. Been busy and just wanted to catch up with ya! OBAMA!!!!!

Even in my (white) neighborhood, people are acting like they recognize (well being more cordial lol)! LMAO!!!!! GO OBAMA! And yes, my ghetto ass STILL has my Obama signs (PLURAL) on my front lawn. I was the ONLY one in my 'hood that had an Obama sign - there were only tons McCain signs! Those sore losers had their fucking signs off by Wednesday afternoon! I AM LOVING IT!

[pyroblast3000]

omg so funny why havent youtube made you partner yet they crazt Mr.P is the best

[Sexart]

You're the best on youtube!! I always end up eating my lunch while watching your videos :D

[btaylor21]

Always a laugh. But that's a card that's tough to avoid, & there's almost no clear way to avoid it. You can only just hope that it changes with time. Every woman is unique as can be. And YES hearing this from a guy may seem shocking, but all women handle the PMS process extremely different, but it is what it is.

[KenUbeleveit1]

mehn, whenever women have pms, just agree with anything they say...

"yeeaa, sure honey..OF COURSE..you're sooo right"

then back away.

LOL

[bucs06]

u know u crazy right.....lol!

[qtaz1]

You are sooooo stupid!!!! lol

Maybe it's not PMS, maybe it's just you... lol

She gonna get you for putting her business all out on YouTube... lol

[8ntthisTiatalkin]

uh... FYI BROTHA... men, especially BLACK MEN, get PMS as well. And this is from a black woman. So, pa pa pa pleeeeeeeeeease. lol Anyways, you're funny as hell and now I know why. You and your wife are the best sign in the zodiac. Go Sag! Go Sag! Go Sag! I'm December 8th! So Happy early Birthday to us! "Forty Dollars!" - Baby Boy lol Funny as hell! :-)

[dejuanp]

8ntthis: yeah, yo ass is black to know about 'forty dollars'...lol. 'upstage these bitches...jaw smack. cute?' lol...

[xcreativecarriex]

I get PMS really bad, and when I'm mad on top of that I just snap so that is what probably happened with her. Plus, she just got off from work so I think she just had it. Hopefully she got over it and was nice later.

[GenuinelyGiGi]

omg! u r too stupid, lol! it was just one of them days 4 her, lol like Monica said...but it doesnt have to be PMS, she could have just been angry and when u didnt have the paper towels, it made her snap...i dunno, but she still loves u tho so i wouldnt worry abt it too much. sorry u had to experience that tho. she'll be nice again later.

[dejuanp]

genuinely: i don't know...it's a man thing to just say 'pms'. that's what keeps me married to her. i'm in denial now...instead of me just leaving her for acting like a b....i'll just be nice and say 'it's pms'. i'm such a sweetheart. :)

[GenuinelyGiGi]

lol...well if that works 4 u, then it works for me. im all abt anything that keeps our black couples together! do ur thang bro! u kno she loves u!

[MakeupOnABudget]

LoL! Luckily I don't get PMS, so I'm cool :o)

[TislamTheGreat]

Peace,

LOL  Did you say blood belchin virgina?

PEACE

[dejuanp]

tislam:

peace,

i got that from south park...didn't even realize i said it...lol

peace

[TislamTheGreat]

Peace,

Yeah. You know for your Movie/TV/Music qotes. Would hate to face you in trivia.

PEACE

[RizzaBaby]

what other style is there! LOL i love your videos

[knuckles2388]

Ahh.....The Good Ol Over The Top Mad At The World, You Dont Do Shit, Dont Say Shit To Me But She Still Askin Questions Pms Week of the black woman....aye dejaun i give you yo respect because you married and gotta hear it all the time, i couldnt do it, so any man who can go through that for that long deserves they props because after the third time im done, i cant take it, im not always gone have her talkin down on me, and im like lord please  dont let me reach across and hurt this woman

[HemiJeep19]

lol your wife's name is Kia?

[dejuanp]

hemi: nickname...

[HemiJeep19]

Gotcha

[HemiJeep19]

Accept my video response!!!!!!!!! :D

[nir1971]

what? lol I just remember you had a video about women and body image! remember; women in your family saying ooo I am not fat I have big bones! lol oooo you know this women business so well... well write a book! :)

[dejuanp]

nirvy: don't worry baby...it's coming. it's coming...:)