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  • Simply more proof one can't be a christian without the intelligence of a slug.

  • LOL @4:47 The Wheelchair LOL

  • @thezillionth i agree with you all the way... There are over 20 major religions in the world. All written by man, with different beliefs. And most of them send a collection plate around. Don't be fooled, this shit is about money, and the others that aren't about money practice roots and are just fuckin crazy and will chop your head off if you don't follow... I believe in a higher power but i don't know what it is. And i refuse to follow sumthing man made up... All a person has to do is live the

  • im christian and im not a complete asshole like these dipshits

  • This what happens in America, Christianity is just a big money making racket or worse a scaremongering tool for righteous Tea Party/Republican idiots like Palin, Robertson et all.

  • I am going to do my laundry in the love of god. Wow. This is why I would rather burn in hell than ever be a stupid ass retarded christian.

  • Bahaha i love the chasers

  • Thanks very funny, but sad too !

  • lmfao heehee

  • im a christian and this is FUNNY!

  • to think the nonsense of heretics equals Christianity that you may reject the lot is straw man heresy. put it this way, if you are sunni you would not like me equating islam with shia.

    these money grubbers are blasphemers, and God is more angry with them than you are.

    tp prove this falsifies christianity you have to show that it is absolutely consistent with biblical teaching

  • Muslims and Atheist only know to attack Judaism and Christianity.

  • alright, make it easy. have your own religion which you prefer the most. dont have to follow and follow n follow.

  • It doesn't matter what religion or what you believe.

    I hate you all.

    You all believe your opinions are superior, and try to fight over it calling eachother dicks when you say you're Christians or Muslims, whatever.

    I hate all of you.

    You are all hypocrites, and it's this behavior that made me denounce my beliefs after 17 years in the church.

  • @Thezillionth ...what a sad testimony on so many levels.

    God is NOT a religion, HE is a PERSONAL relationship, something you obviously never exprienced. TO KNOW HIM IS TO LOVE HIM. So many llke yourself, myself included, have been turned off by "Christendom" (the inept, church system).

    God IS the "Spirit of Love," unconditional agape love, NOT bankrupt human love. "Hate" on any level is deadly especially to the one who harbors it.

    GOD'S LOVE CONTROLS HIS POWER. WALK IN IT! peace.

  • @y5243 What kind of God leaves his people to run around killing, raping, and stealing from eachother? He should of done off with us years ago.

    Instead he let's us envelop in violent and sick behavior and doesn't do a damn thing.

    "Oh well thats just Satan controlling you"

    Horse shit. Everyone knows what they're doing.

    Called science.

    I bet you don't believe Dinosaurs existed either.

    Shut up.

  • @Thezillionth You completely missed the initial oracle of GOD I mercifully expressed to you because of an ignorant attitude problem. RE-read it.

    KNOW that GOD has indeed made provisions for humanity to escape & overcome the wiles & evils of the devil who IS alive & doing his thing IN & on earth!

    Simply put & final, IF YOU MEET THE CONDITIONS THAT ARE BIBLICALLY SET & SPIRITUALLY DISCERNED YOU WILL EXPERIENCE ALL THAT GOD IS & HAS FOR YOU. GOD ALLOWS WHAT YOU ALLOW. Now YOU shut up, & live.

  • did you ever have a guy promise to fix your roof or your car , he took your money and your roof leaks and your car still dosen't run? just because someone says they're a mechanic or roofer dosen't mean they really are! this video is of false teachers and the bible tell us to beware of them as they are liars and theives. true teachers and preachers are very different from these jack wads. funny clips to!

  • Muslimsince2003=terrorist since 2003 is more accurate.

  • @TheConservativeEyes YOU'RE WRONG!!!!!! MUSLIM SINCE SHOULD BE BANNED!!!!!

  • @MyBassmaster; Well said; bravo.

  • @MyBassmaster Troll.

  • @TheConservativeEyes absolute ignorant nonsense. by this token you should say that all christians are Klu Klux Klan

  • @Strefanasha; No, unlike you I'm well informed of Islam, Quran and the Al-Hadith. For the past 18 years I've dedicated time and money and studied the 7 major religions of the world. So I know what I'm talking about. Next, you can falsely accuse me and lie about me if it makes you feel better, but you and I know that that is a bunch of hog-wash; by your sentiments you fall under the category of ignorance, a fool, uneducated, an utter imbecile, mental disordered lunatic. Peace.

  • @TheConservativeEyes But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, THOU FOOL shall be in danger of hell fire

    Maybe a bit more study in order?

  • Ahhhh 180p disguised as 240p we meet again.

  • Christian Trolls.....

  • T.V. evangelist are for the most part not even Christian. Creflo Dollar and Kenneth Copeland adhere and teach prosperity theology as well as the occultic law of attraction. Benny Hinn is the same. Olsteen says that gays will go to heaven and that doesn't take a brain scientist to know that isn't Biblical.

  • @MayonR that's right, they are not Christians these vile televangelists. Way to pull for your own team. Pray tell, who are the true Christians beside you and your immediate family?

    I had no idea "brain scientists" were so versed about the bible. Are you sure you are not getting confused with "Rocket Surgeons"? You guys are too funny.

  • haha money making scheme god is made in the image and likeness of man

  • Balls

  • I am a born again Believer and follower of Christ Jesus, and will be the first to tell you these are what Jesus warned us against - "wolves in sheeps clothing" and "hireling" and "those appointed to destruction" that are only preaching for financial gain. This IS NOT of the Spirit of Jesus Christ, this is of the spirit of anti-christ and these men will be judged by Christ as His enemies unless they repent.

  • @intrepidgator Fuck off you schitzophenic tumor on mankind. You belong to the infancy of our species. This is 2012. We outgrew our imaginary friends long ago.

  • @inconsp1cuous1515 Study theology. You may even learn to spell.

  • @andycjp LOL who the fuck is grading me -- youtube? Learn to use your head you fucking cunt.

  • @inconsp1cuous1515 Oh you can spell four letter words - well done.

  • @andycjp Thanks -- you must be the smartest one in kindergarten.

  • @inconsp1cuous1515 I used to teach Kindergarten actually. But I preferred teaching at local University. I really do suggest you read the Bible with an open mind.

  • dudes from europe

  • That is very funny stuff..They ask you for money to do GOD'S work. And not just a little, but alot..Any and all that you have. Becuse it go's to GOD'S work..Well, how poor is GOD that he need all this help..And it all go's into there pockets. There mouth says GOD but in there heart,they do satan's work..That's is who they serve..JEHOVAH KNOW'S WHO THEY ARE..And they will learn truely who is LORD...Profitsof this world and of HELLS..

  • U people is so small minded n yall will pay for the mockery you r making of the Holy Spirit. Benny Hinn dont heal no body, Jesus does. And planting seeds work. The natural man cannot understand the things of the Spirit. U foolish people..smh

  • I love it! I can watch this over and over again!

  • Im trying to be Christian and this is hilarious.

  • @martincro3 if uour trying to be christian, focus on your own relationship with God and forget what othere people do.

  • @ismael19993 THats not what God teach, nor what Jesus thaught us.

  • @martincro3 yes, the bible says, seek after the Lord and all things will be added unto you. it also says the devil is the accuser of the brethren so do not judge people because you also have sinned. do not judge them, if they are bad you just do what is good according to Gods word, Yoy will only discourage yourself by holding such burdens in your heart my friend

  • @ismael19993 Ehh well i misunderstood the context when u told me not to care about what others do. ;D

  • don't trust any rich and famous preacher!! go to a regular modest church

  • hahaha wow

  • well real born again bible believers .. always 1st to rail against prosperty preachers and tv evangist !

  • These guys are wolves in sheep's clothing...

  • If you don't read the Bible...then prepare to lose all your money....

  • I'm sure I've sowed over $58 in my life....problem is I never received $65,000 for it...regardless

    I know GOD loves me if I gave $10..or $1,000..there's too much emphasis on sowing God is looking for righteous, holy people...who love to give from their hearts...

  • all these ministries are a disgrace beyond anything. these millionaire doomed preachers and liars have no chance of salvation regardless of what you believe and are essentially leading the blind with lies. they are the true scum of the earth and a reason for god's reckoning.

  • Yeah that's funny....

  • This was uploaded by a Muslim? Of course...

  • the chasers! <3 best thing to come out of australia since chris lilley

  • these people are just preying on the weak and easily lead, using religion as a lever to remove money from their bank accounts, you know the saying... power corrupts.... absolute power corrupts... absolute!

  • When I was young I that's what I thought all religious yanks were like that.

    hmm not too far off really

    cheers.

  • WTF

  • Well, anyone can twist an incomplete sentence and say it completely out of context adding different meaning to words, to make it sound funny. I have nothing to be ashamed about in Jesus Christ and His testimonies.

  • Touch not God's anointed..thats biblical will pray for ya'll

  • @treasure2100 "touch not God's anointed" is in the bible David was talking about Saul. I'm afraid Benny and Kenny are Satan's anointed NOT God's. The "prosperity gospel" is an abomination. I hope there is a special place in hell for the ilk that teach it. It's a shame most Christians in this day and age are biblically illiterate with little or no spiritual discernment.

  • @TheTiacat true that

    

  • @treasure2100 you're an idiot.. Please educate yourself before you quote the bible.

  • didn't even smile

  • not fair! evil fake christians

  • I am a christian and frown on the false plant-a-seed "preachers". These guys are very entertaining and showing some ridiculous of the "preachers" that scam people day after day.

  • ok, this was not funny at all.

  • Cleaveland! 

  • I pray you repent!

  • @ilive4jesustoo

    fuck u!

    u moron

  • NOTHING FUNNY! The Bible speaks of scoffers! Sad only

  • GOD?WHAT IS THAT SHIT?

  • For an experience of real 'religious snake oil charlatan' just paste 'Jesse De Plantis' into YouTube and fall about laughing at the gullible people who believe he went to Heaven to visit 'The Lord'!!! He has fleeced millions from thousands of stupid Americans who follow his lies like sheep - and they still keep following: B-a-a-a-a-a-h-h...

  • Lord have mercy

  • Healer: "Hey, does my hand smell like chloroform to you?"

  • this is an Australian show

  • is this recorded with a calculator?

  • @Duirward Toaster, I think.

  • brilliant!! :)

    

  • Not true religion gives you hope happiness and empty pockets if yah fallow his words why not put hope on to better use. Pray a thousand hours and then spend steal money do any thing to get a lot of money and use it all on. The Casino and see god does give you your blessings.

  • do not give money to this man..and if you do/did...epic fail...god does not need money!!!

  • Everyone falls over cause they would feel silly eing the only one standing up.

  • I know its too fucking early and i should be in bed if i hear this on the tv...

  • sad just sad

  • So when the bird is a word and i say bird as a word it is a thing that you hear that bird is the word?

  • Word, thing, word, no ... thing, thing is word, word is thing, but word came from thing and thing is word which is the thing.

  • this makes me smile.

  • Consider how dumb "average" is. Now, comtemplate the fact that 50% are even dumber than that. These parasites prey on the bottom half.

  • That people could be dumb enough to believe a religion... There is no hope for this world.

  • @Khyrid Just because you don't believe anything and are all depressed about your life because you couldn't manage to become anything doesn't mean people who do believe are dumb

  • @MaaNonu123 yes it does

  • @MaaNonu123 I'm not depressed, I am something and yes people who believe are in fact dumb. Believing in a magical invisible entity because other people told you it's true is dumb. Sorry to break it to you.

  • @Khyrid believing that everything just got here by chance because someone told you is dumb

  • @MaaNonu123 I don't claim to know exactly how existence began, but I don't believe intelligent design because existence must have proceeded intelligence. Intelligence cannot exist without information, something must have first existed for the entity (god) to know anything in the first place.

    But to be honest, I really don't think it's so stupid to have a broad belief in an intelligent designer as it is to believe a religious text that claims to know all these things about god.

  • @Khyrid sorry to break it to you.

  • Thumbs up if you didn't laugh.

  • wow, I know those Christians are going to hate this

  • @dagr8rylz no Christians don't hate this... All the false converts will though

  • Im not dead..... Wait.... Im not even laughing

  • these guys who think theyre funny will burn in hell and then see what they did wrong:D

  • @123Mrboy123 umad christianfag?

  • 240p, we meet again.

  • @giritina1 "240p, we meet again" comment, i meet you again...

  • Sorry but this is not Christianity. This is people using God to make a buck.

  • @mrrobbinsfamily  so religion??

  • @mrrobbinsfamily it is real its just that you are too too embarrassed to say it mmm still whatever these people are doing is not good. Isa, peace and blessing be upon him

  • @mrrobbinsfamily heh.. true dat bro

  • @mrrobbinsfamily have you seen the Vatican?

  • @mrrobbinsfamily  yes thats what christianity is

  • @agrimms EXACTLY!! lol

  • @agrimms SO TRUE LOL

  • @mrrobbinsfamily Like the Vatican with all its riches. "Donations, donations".

  • @mrrobbinsfamily ....and that is what christianity is all about, provide the problem then charge them to fix it.

  • Stupid fucking Christians, lol!

  • @MissJeanette69 What'd you say to me?

  • I understand how you feel. I disagree with those preachers as well, but that wouldn't make me convert to another religion--that only made me get out of religion altogether. :)

  • boringggggggggggggggggg!

  • This just proves that people take religion too seriously and look too much into it.. i mean come on, is living for yourself and taking a break from god every once in a while such a bad thing? Live FOR yourself and laugh AT yourself.. i respect people that have a belief in religion, i do! I just think that taking a step back from it here and there can be healthy.. thats all. These guys are just viewing religion from the outside looking in.. in a comical manner. no need for a religious debate :)

  • this is fucking racist against religion...bitch

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  • @funkyboyz1000 Racist against religion! Haha that is hilarious. Why is it not surprising that you're an idiot?

  • May God send all the missionaries and evangelicals to hell so they can continue the work they believe in so strongly, to convert those who do not want it, in ways that God did not require. (Hey, didn't Jesus say, slightly paraphrased in Matthew 10:5 "Don't go annoying the Gentiles, and in any city of the Samaritans do not waste their time:"?)

  • @jimhsan1 Hey, yourself! Your interpretation of the bible with your puny finite carnal mind and comment is pathetic. Stop wasting your time trying to impress everyone with your spiritual ignorance and obvious arrogance... FOOL.

  • FITTING TITLE TOO...for the dead entertains the dead to death....let me explain... for it is mind boggling how much out there that hasn't a clue ......the Spiritually dead entertains the Spiritually dead...ultimately to their physical death....so let the dead BURY the dead!!!

  • @CookiezandBubblez talk about being clueless. Your comment might have some merit had it been said in a "right" spirit.

  • @y5243 I absolutely agree with you,..it weighed very heavily on me after I had written the comments, and wondered if I should have removed them, when Christ reminded me how patient HE was and still is with me...and that He actually loved them too...so I felt bad already....but have you considered your own post...and the "spirit" it was said in?..not judging .just wondering..

  • @CookiezandBubblez is it gods will that the church as a whole killed, is it gods will that the church lied and is still lieing, is it gods will and wisdom that cause his strongest supporters to turn to the almighty dollar rather than himself, is it will that the truth is distorted from reality, human kind ruined your god, and your no exception. for if it is god's word and he is beyond human comprehension, then how can you sit there and tell me what the bible says. you dont know your bible.

  • @stavy74 "is it gods will that the church as a whole killed, is it gods will that the church lied and is still lieing"

    is it Gods will that YOU lie everyday, is it Gods will that you murder somebody with your mouth everyday.is it Gods will that YOU have turned away from Him unto another?...NO IT IS NOT...but it is His will that we (including YOU) turn from our sinful ways...those that are well need no physician, only those that are sick..

  • @stavy74 I tell you this, that those that admit that they are Spiritually unwell and seek He who is able to make whole again...will enter into the gates of heaven before you...who sit outside the Hospital and criticize those that are receiving help..for you with puffed up mind and hardened heart receive no help..so you may enter in.. neither do you allow others who are easily led away by your careless words against the Most High..to enter in..you O MAN shall be without excuse..

  • @CookiezandBubblez your a retard with a fairytale

  • @stavy.. you who know the truth and the true God, but turn your own eyes away and think that you can in some way live and breathe without the help of God..some on this very forum will get the chance to live a life without God..for all are protected now...protected from the WICKED ONE...but there will come a day when the LIGHT of protection will be lifted...and woe unto those that are found without their Righteous Garment (Christ Jesus)..

  • @CookiezandBubblez That is hilarious!!! You should be a comedian if you aren't already. You sound exactly like Christards.

    Thanks mate.

  • @CookiezandBubblez That "weighing" was the Holy Ghost "checking" your spirit w/a spirit of correction. Learn NOT to minister indiscriminately. BE open to GOD's truth & leading, & BE reminded,"There is therefore now NO condemnation to them in Christ Jesus," so don't even go there.

    Also, the Spirit of (agape) LOVE is always the "right" Spirit, NO MATTER how STRONG the content. When "led" to respond I pray (& sometimes interject) it be received in the Spirit of LOVE for which it is intended.

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  • @y5243 because I do not share your resentment of Gods Children..you think I did not act in Love. well,remember if I am against any criticism of those in the video who believe in Christ Jesus, then it is obvious that I was not referring to those who believe in Christ Jesus..anywhere..it is because I know that there is therefore now no condemnation for those in Christ Jesus and walk according to the SPIRIT why I hold my views..

  • @CookiezandBubblez I took the time to answer your question in wisdom & in truth & you go off w/some mindless defensive rant. FYI God's "agape" love does NOT get offended. & FYI I meant not to condemn yourself for "indiscriminately" pontificating (all over the place,) NOT that you were condemning others! IF you heard what the Spirit was saying you would have understood & appreciated the truth of the matter, & learned something. YOU are obviously in the wrong spirit so I'm done here. peace.

  • @CookiezandBubblez ...pontificating (all over the place) in ERROR, that is.

  • OMG! THIS IS SO HILARIOUS!!!

  • christianity at its finest core is a beautiful endevor to participate in. however, christianity has been corrupted and stretched beyond its TRUE nature. this pagan rabble of non linear assortment means well, but has been basterdized by the sloths of this world. CHRISTIANS, your threats of damnation dont scare the wise. for hundreds of years your blasphemy has stained this earth, whoso are all murderers, so blind they can't even see the truth behind scripture. lost are you, for you know nought.

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  • not funny

    

  • .........I refuse to dignify this sickening video with a response.

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­

  • ha ha

  • it was so funny i forgot to laugh.

  • Who are these guys? Where did you get this video?

  • LMFAO!

  • Wasn't that Peter Popoff? Wow, I thought he was doing life in prison now.. But anyway, I have decided to end my "crusade" against moronic superstition because the retards are ruining this planet for us all now anyway. I am starting up as a televangelist/faith-healer/9-1­1-truther/homeopath/astrologer­/medium/climate denier/ufologist/crypto-zoolog­ist/bible-codeist/ghosthunter, to make some cash on idiocy a while before we're all f&%ked by pollution and climate disaster! I'm joining the con-men! : )

  • Believers Voice of Victory was taken off the air in Australia because of hate speech against atheists, homosexuals, muslims and Catholics. And it was a PAID show, the televangelists pay to be on at 3:30 AM when very very tired people can't get to sleep.

  • i laugh not 0.0000000000000000000000000000­0000000001 seconds this not funny or .

  • so $58 ...so gods needs money to work...you have to put a down payment.....gods counts the cash..ok its all there.......hocus pocus...TADA!!!!!!!

  • so where i am suposed to laugh i diad of bordom

  • ( Well, I'm not gonna watch this, I'm too young to die ! )

  • What's this show called?

  • both superstitions. Both false.

  • @JBeezie428 ( Psalm 14:1-3 The fool says in his heart, "There is no God." They are corrupt, they do abominable deeds, there is none that does good. The LORD looks down from heaven upon the children of men, to see if there are any that act wisely, that seek after God. They have all gone astray, they are all alike corrupt; there is none that does good, no, not one. )

  • @2012baptistpreacher Here's a question mate. How do you intend to convince people of anything by quoting the bible at them, if the people that you're quoting at, don't believe the bible to be in any way correct?

  • @Geezagoabel Its always funny when believers quote the bible as if it is true. It is a book written thousands of years ago by different people in times when we did not know what lighting was or we did not have electricity. We didnteven know the earth orbits around the sun and the world was not flat. Its fiction and horrible fiction at that . lol

  • you are fulfilling prophecy and you don't even know it !!!

  • (2 Pet 3:3-4 KJV) Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts, {4} And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation.

  • @2012baptistpreacher "However, you may purchase male or female slaves from among the foreigners who live among you. You may also purchase the children of such resident foreigners, including those who have been born in your land. You may treat them as your property, passing them on to your children as a permanent inheritance. You may treat your slaves like this, but the people of Israel, your relatives, must never be treated this way." (Leviticus 25:44-46 NLT)

  • @JBeezie428 I was commenting on the video ( you are bringing up old testament ) The comment i made was from the (NEW TESTAMENT ) - THE battle has already begun, witch side do you stand with ( JESUS ) OR all other religions ??

  • I find this sad because I cannot stop thinking. If you can good for you.

  • They are all charlatans and thieves...

  • ► "Words are things or they're word-things. So when I say words I just release a thing but you don't see the thing when I say it you heard the thing before you saw the thing because when I said the thing it's heard before it's seen..."

  • these people are not christians...No true christian would say or do things like this!!

    It is written

    Men shall be lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, holding to a form of godliness, although they have denied its power; Avoid such men as these. For among them are those who enter into households and captivate weak women weighed down with sins, led on by various impulses, always learning and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth

  • i didn't die

  • how did i get here from graffiti vids to this watch 100 or 50? or watever thumps up if you too did