If your skin is crusty and your house is musty, then PCLinuxOS is for you.

If your mind is weak and your outlook bleak, then PCLinuxOS is for you.

If your old and your computer will fold, then PCLinuxOS is for you.

I always wondered what it would look like if all the residents of a resthome got together and made their own linux distro.

System Requirements include must be senile and 85 years old to install PCLinuxOS.