ONE THOUSAND SUBSCRIBERS

[boji1223123]

it's OVER 12,840

[ultimateghostchip]

0:40

good thing im indestructble

lol

[giorbrazil]

song 0:34?

plz!

[ThePossumReport]

Damn right imma retard :D

[how2backtrack]

What is the song played right after the explosion on the TF2 map @ 1:26?

[johnyboy1256]

tomorrow this vid will be a year old :D

[TheShooterino]

meanwhile,in jettan studios

[ShadowHunter120]

yep, only jettan could make this

[kindaimportant123]

what i do is is play this in xbox 360 headset BLASTING SOUND

[thedarkpath44]

ThIs ViDeO, Is a MoThErFuCkIn mIrAcLe!  :o)

[xRONNIEx8866]

1:54 reminds me of Borderlands. lol

[zomgwtfomglol]

....btw im a retard but you...you already knew that ;]

[zomgwtfomglol]

is it just me or does jettan love to blowshit up?

[johnyboy1256]

just a normal day at 2fort

[vezorro]

I've learned that never watch jettan's videos with full volume

[WorldOfPenis]

You should have made one at 1337 subscribers

[95DANGER]

dafuk did i just watch?

[pokemongod159]

the first time i clicked this vid, you crashed googles servers for a moment :|

[deth2furries]

1:43 Shit on my face and tell me that you love me...

[heavy8168]

that heavy is a spasm!

[trainmaster555]

Song at 1:15??? D:

[mrdoritos111]

i guess im a retard now :)

[0megasonic]

Confirmed for Jettan

[GiorgosK97]

0:22 He is liek Bugs Bunny XD

[BrickTheBerserker]

gman is ze new tf2 class hes much faster than scout and can shoot rockets :D

[JmacKiller09]

this song is great can you give me the name

[Blufbunny]

whats the song at 1:23 - 1:44 ?

[TheCarboone]

@Blufbunny dschinghis khan - moskau

[LilEasterTheTot]

@Blufbunny Moskau.

[TheTwoHeadedPyro]

JUTTEN DO YOU KNOW CRIKEUN? HEZ MAH BEST FREIDN LOLOLOLOdfafretfrw

[RLDragonStrider]

TELEFONMAST!!!!

[HerosmashJungko]

Nazi zombie sound in a nutshell

[toonrat]

I chortled at the explosion of drugs, then I I saw the end text and was like "...now that's mean." :(

[PieLonerUSA]

Cracks a strong drug

[Mephaistus]

Nice Car jettan.

[draconpost]

I wanted to talk some thing but every thing is lettered there in the end of the video in the captions putted inside of image video.

[TheTribes44]

I miss the ear rape :(

[azmeerking]

can you tell me what explosion is this :)

[GuttenSnorre]

ITS UNDER 9000!!!!!!!!!

[jettan]

@GuttenSnorre NOT ANYMORE HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

[tototo821]

@jettan Brazil?

[GiorgosK97]

@jettan OMG those eyes O_O

[mitk01]

it all makes sence

[AlexianKing]

MOSKAU

[misterrandompancake]

I have to take the ACT next week. Why the fuck am I watching this instead of studying? Meh, fuck college.

[EpicFailureFilms]

@misterrandompancake Well, I don't know anything about you or your position in life, but I'd have to advise you to study for the ACT and then watch all the YouTube videos you want after you take it. Or watch it a bit while you take breaks from studying, or something.

[misterrandompancake]

@EpicFailureFilms lol says the guy with "epic failure" in his name. Don't worry, I took the ACT yesterday and it was easy. College here we come B)

[MrPainisweakness]

did anyone notice the circle button your can pull on the video looks like a snow crystal?

[gmansmells]

Thumbs up if your a retard :P

[MrBarns95]

@gmansmells No im samrtre tahn hat

[komandercapish]

u sound like cod bo zombie

[L4Dfreak456]

Im francis everyday i try to fix my car -.-

[dether013]

I belive I can fly ^_^ xD



[ilovewerehogs99]

My reaction to the end:

If you like this video: :D

You're a retard: :D wait \:|

[TomandkayTV]

i like penis up my butthole while blowing a purple rhino that's tazing me

[xJencenoX]

0:24 Turn down your speakers K ur welcome.

[eth92]

Happy Farmers

[Kruzeider]

My expressions to:

"If you found this movie funny" :D

"You are a retard" >:|

[TheDamnedTV]

this went from gmod to TF2 to borderlands really fast

[K12machinima]

I wish Jettan had taught me how to drive, rather than my parents...

[QuinnLovesND]

I CANT BREATHE. XD

[JohnTheRipper222]

EVERYONE! THE SONG AT 1:23 IS HERE:

/watch?v=BQAKRw6mToA&feature=s­hare

[Strider449]

R.I.P HEADPHONE USERS

[xPo1S0nXs0DaX]

What to do when you get a Subscriber Milestone (according to Jettan)

1. Blow up your Computer

2. Phone your friend and scream at them "ONE THOUSAND SUBSCRIBERS!!!!!" And add, SAXTON HALE in for ephasis.

3. Fly out the nearest window and into a Garage and make sure to smack into a Dumpster.

4. Turn into Superman and lift a car off Francis, then smack him in the face with it

5. Fly to 2Fort where you blow your nuclear car up and cause Heavy to have an orgasm and play unfitting music.

[midnite12inc]

One thing:

Never let jettan drive in the front seat. Also make that never let jettan drive in the backseat either.

[Brokkolesz]

LMAO!

[EuroFascist]

song at 1:25?

[exelentdude]

So i get it... Gman is a representation of you...?

[SaturnEternity]

@exelentdude

Wow you're just figuring that out?

[trainmaster555]

What's the song called when Gman blows the car?

[nielsisback]

0:05 1037 subscribers

0:11 1036 subscribers

[Wilyes]

@nielsisback Thats because jettan counts backwards.

[nielsisback]

@Wilyes or he lost one when he said HOLY SHIIIT

[oliball123]

@nielsisback why?

[nielsisback]

@oliball123 look at the count

[Madman1322]

@nielsisback *francis NOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

[nielsisback]

@Madman1322 he ruined it DX

[feddeberg6ja]

@nielsisback ROFL

[Shawshank1Gaming]

what the hell just happened here?

[theps3gamerzchannel]

38 people from soviet russia thought the dislike bar is a sandvich.

[estester100]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHH­HHHH MY IQ!!!!!!!!!!

[564mark4]

Moscow!

where jettan hide his drugs

smokes them to make this all

thank russia now.

Moscow!

don't look for heavy's in here

there might be spies..... ear rape

[BamGokuTwiztid]

Worst animation ever, you should top making these while you're ahead and make an embarrassment of yourself.

[HamishChandler]

I don't do drugs.

I am drugs.

[Ryanlion13dood]

omg guise im sry for bein late ill get right on the moive

[xzxDragonForce]

based on a real story

[WhatTheFailStudio]

What song started at 1:44?



[TheSlenderFan]

2:00 looks like Borderlands

[MasterSquiggle]

He was typing so fast his fingers went through his hands.

[MrDrPooGay]

This is what i see with my eyes

Open.

[BFHHunter1]

O_o You Gotta Be Kidding Me Funiest Video On Earth

[kingkitty20]

I do this everytime i get one subscriber.

[gunner210611]

That is what i see when i look at someone for an hour.

[MajorNr01]

This... is Art! O.O

[BOT101st]

I subscribed just because of this video :P

[skullhacks78]

well you have 10 thousand subscribers now

[Cl4udio92]

1:47 German flag behind heavy?

[xPo1S0nXs0DaX]

Why is the only mode of transportation in Gmod Vids involve giant explosions and slaming into walls or the floor Lol.

[Kristian944]

good thing im inde- WHAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

[TheHalloweenHead]

This is one of the funniest things ive ever seen. Holy shit.

[thebigdestroyer111]

hey gman is blu what is he doing in red base ?

[LeeNayler]

- 27 IQ

[xXMissWolfgirlXx]

I feel my IQ droping right now and i think i dont know how to write now JHFHKJDFHJudisfjofidjdfklsdkdf­podklfjdfjoduo;asjfdgfds

[CreepyBreadSticks]

How come Jettan rushes off to his car whenever something good happens? ._.

[HunterMarioWorld]

YAY IM A RETARD RGLBYIO WH5VJHYTEJDTYLV46YYY8EJNIONXDF­YUJ890UJN0ERSDNIORUIOIUOPUW4YJ­HTYA3T N9AERUQERHT4VHU723RG723Y9YL9HN­8W358B7IKW3GBIBB

[nazi8per]

After watching this, i realise that Jettan must in fact have taken hallucinogenatoric drugs.

[Twigge125]

@nazi8per its old and boring

[nazi8per]

@Twigge125 No no, I mean it. This video indicates to me that he actually has taken hallucinogens.

[PyroNectix]

OOOOWWHH SHHEIT

[WhiskasIII]

0:25 iz my wallpaper nao

[PHibrilatoR]

You are a Retard.

And dont forget!

Don't do drugs!

(or ull end up like Jettan)

[PKBonkTheScout]

@PHibrilatoR A youtube star? lol

[choralable]

oh DONT do drugs? .... whoops

[lightmybeer]

i like the song

[Host00Die]

1:50 borderlands? :3

[limaniner34]

uh, ju ar iu?

[mattuiop]

And now you u have 10x the amount!

[IceinDark]

Who touched Sasha ?

[IceinDark]

Wait a min, IS that a CS Map ? ( Office one ) ?

[CriminalMacabre]

You... really consume acid to make this videos, I don't think you are joking anymore

[n0th0niel]

last part was a mind fuck!

[erikawesome10]

HAPPY FARMERS

[supermariolego878]

My brain just melted, burned my skull, made my eyes pop out of my eye sockets, and mail them to youtube in San Bruno. I don't know how i'm typing thi,ksdjddkdn

[WEEGEE6607]

jettan alone can make chuck norris go WTF JUST HAPPENED

[ZamPOWzle67]

i just crapped my pants

[sbk180tr]

i guess he doesn't know how to use pai... i mean Photoshop.

[sonicthehedghg2]

(NON STOP METAL SHEERING) flop + when scout said ow in meet the spy = worth the subscribe

[hamsterats1223]

dos my dad have the disk to that danm song oh my gooooooooooooooooood

[armorfid]

Phew, good thing I'm indestrUUUHH

[Lizasteel625]

and THIS is why you deserve them

[hodoupmer]

YAY IM RETARD!

UHU!!

[Destructerator]

if someone was tripping when they saw this they would probably die

[eeniemand1]

Epic! Lolz

[thps48]

And then everyone who watched this was a retard. OOH, MUFFINS! *runs*

...Er, wait, Ditzy just has Dyslexia. So, let's see, maybe a Big reference... Oh, but we all blotted Big from our memories, and well, no one owns SA anymore... We own SA2, but don't ask why we don't own SA1... XD

[fr02en9000]

sound balance.

[1dracat]

It will be much L33T if it was 1337 subscribers

[cheatman05]

0:09 and 0:40

[REDteamdemoman]

HAPPY FARMERS

[Dread343]

what song is it at 0:37

[The0HN0ES]

ಠ_ಠ

[galloway62042009]

What was that last song?

[blurplepie]

I'm a retard. :B

[lightmybeer]

@blurplepie yes you are :P (TrollFace)

[ScarlegXD]

@blurplepie WE are retards :D

[bloodshot738]

i got ear rape 2 times in this video in 0:25 and 1:43

[punk3rd]

fine use of the "Z" gear there

[666lilj]

boss: "WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPINING!!!!!!??"

[supercrazyguitarman2]

It was funny :D

[paddyroche2]

What's the song @ 1:22 ?

[MrLisawsome]

IM A RETARD WHAN I WANT TO BE.

[Flashlight1996]

We are all retards :O

[Blox709]

My face just exploded due to the pure epic of this video

[xDEADLOCKEDx2468]

I swear, isn't that computer sound from C&C?

[ROFLZuckofski]

Lägg upp ze Kommentaar!

[Pixelrelated]

I found this funny.

[TF141Afterburner]

Don't Do Drugs......Take Em Instead

[Havoc6]

whats the name of that metal song at 0:32

[BlackFlagParade]

@Havoc6

Definitely sounds like Guttural Secrete. The vocalist sounds just like GS.

[Necromanticman]

The ending was just too epic for me to comprehend

[athenaguintu]

first map CS_Officce then TF2

[liftmedown001]

I want those 2:13 minutes of my life back.... TO WATCH IT AGAIN!!

[TheAtombomb1995]

Jettan really seems to like german music, doesn't he xD

[98MrTurtle]

@TheAtombomb1995 Sigh... You're american, aren't you?

[TheAtombomb1995]

@98MrTurtle

Nope I' am a german! But why do you ask?

[98MrTurtle]

@TheAtombomb1995 No reason...

[jettan]

@fishboy1111111 I'm swedish, you moron.

[FerkGraff]

0:26 How the hell did you did that voice?

[Aidan0823]

OH SHIT!

I cracked up

[Somebody235]

So, where's this button located?

[FerkGraff]

0:24 HOLY.FUCKKKKK!

[1534015]

Who needs drugs when you've got Jettan? 8D