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  • 0:20 bush cheney

  • acctually looks decent, i must admit :L

  • lol i tried to go to the website

    didnt work :(

  • well the dark side is small

  • wat if ur already on the dark side....?

  • Sloppy Joe Tuesdays!! Awesome, where do I sign?

  • That actully sounds like a REALLY good deal!!!!

  • Junior College!?!.... I'm in!!!

  • pres 5 for teabag

  • jesus trooper ahha

  • HAHAHAQ Stewie Said Duty

  • you can hear Wilhelm scream when the planet is blown up.

  • ...where do i sign?

  • WHERE DO I SIGN UP!??

  • i am going to join the dark side i like stoorm troopers XD

  • i dont waNT FOR YOUR BODY JUST YOUR STINKIN DUTY

  • And they have cookies.

    COOKIES

  • I went to that site that was at the end of the video

  • eh screw the empire I'll join the rebellion... xD

  • I like shooting fat ppl XD

  • i found stewie's attack on herbert (obi-wan) awesome...

  • OH, I get what he did ;) "Your stinkin doodie".... As in your poop is stinky :D I get it!!

  • I love how he said "doodie" instead of "duty" =D

  • "Sloppy Joes and getting to shoot at fat men just for fun"

    *sniffs*

    IT'S A TRAP!

  • hold 9 to full fill your duty, trooper.

  • 243 people do not want to shot at fat people just for fun

  • pimped out rides ,money, shooting fat men ,and blowing up planets, sign me up

  • Did anyone else noticed the Wilhelm scream when the planet got blown up?

  • i want to shoot at fat mans just for fun :D

  • WHO THE HELL WOULDN'T JOIN THE DARK SIDE!!!?!?!?

  • coldshadowproduction clearly hasn't been outside the usa. no one outside your country knows what a sloppy joe is.

  • what is sloppy joes

  • this is now my stinking duty to sign up!....i made a darth doodie in my pants when i saw this offer o.o

  • hey there was an error when i went to the website to sign up!

  • @viperatedrko for me too...

  • No offense, but anyone who doesn't know what a fucking sloppy Joe is, you are a dipshit Communist and are not from this world. Yes there are commies in space. The Chinese.

  • @ColdShadowProduction What are you talking about? Everybody knows what sloppy joes are.

  • Where do I sign up?

  • It's a jumper

  • what is a sloppy joe?

  • @Benderrr111 o.O

    It's ground meat with tomato soup and a few other things heated to hotness on a hamburger bun,

    often served with fries.

    At least in my family..

  • thumbs up if you cant watch this on ur ipod touch

  • @TheCoolhaker thumbs up if you want thumbs up

  • heh, dooty

  • 242 people didnt get sloppy joes

  • compare the quaility of the x-rays in the first star wars parody and in the last

  • wtf i tried the website and it didnt work....

  • @lordnimr0d i did

    

  • Does anyone else think it is weird that no one can infiltrate a ship the size of A PLANET!!!!!!!!!!??????????? Just need one guy to get in and then shoot the reactor in the middle with a powerful bomb or laser. Seems pretty easy.

  • Sign me up!

  • Pause at 0:23 look at storm trooper jesus XD

  • its your stinking doodie ! :D

  • hehe stinking doody

  • Total Galactic Domination and destroying planets at a whim!! Long live the Empire!

  • I really went to the site XD

  • the homepage does not work...

  • Lois men aren't fat only fat women are fat

  • Stormtrooper church lol

  • DE - LISH!

  • Shoot At Fat Men For Fun? I'm so joining so i can shoot Justin Bieber!

  • @BlazorEdgeAbyssion You sir must be confused. Justin Bieber is not fat.... or a man....

  • @vegaaoc Ehhhh I find him quite fat, more like an "it"

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  • it would be better if he said: join the dark side. Do you want to join the dark side? YOU'D BETTER JOIN THE F**KING DARK SIDE OR I WILL KILL YOU, STEAL YOUR GIRLFREIND FOR MYSELF, AND DESTROY THE UNIVERSE YOU BASTARD!

  • I WANNA BE EVIL

  • Will there be Pizza???

  • No cookies? Screw that! You guys loose anyway.

  • WHAT NO COOKIE OR CHEES BURGERS!?!?!?! >.<

  • 7 Key: DOMINATION!!! CAPTURE THE OBJECTIVES!!!

  • Press 1 for "YES YOU DIMWIT"

  • @lordnimr0d great stuff

  • Total Galactic Domination gotta get me some of that!!

    Long live the Empire

  • its tuesday!!!

  • pimp ride FTW

  • I want sloppy joes on Tuesdays!!!

  • press 9 over and over again

    duty

  • mann..................im joinin!

  • Thumbs up if you tried the website.

  • TOTAL.

    GLOBAL.

    SATURATIONhhhhh

  • So who else went to the website and then got sad they couldn't actually join....

  • @blabla124151515 me :(

  • I remember once i passed by a building and there was a poster i seen that said "come to the dark side we have cookies", that seems like a commonly used phrase but the poster had a picture of a woman in a black outfit with a lightsaber and she has a freaky smile on her face

  • Wouldn't junior college be high school? Sorry if this is obvious ive just never heard anyone say that.

  • You should only eat Oreo cookies, they even got two dark sides!

  • DELISH!!!!

  • lol he said duty...

  • heheeh "stinking duty"

  • Emperor Palpatine makes the cookies himself. Are you really sure you want to eat them?

  • XD I want you to join the darkside YES YOU DIMWITT!!!! XD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Carbon di- (presses 1)

  • This was the best ever recruiting video.

    Sloppy Joes and getting to shoot at fat men just for fun-who can resist that?

  • @smik4978 me

  • Stewie for intergalactic emporer!!!!!

  • this would convince me to join

  • keep pressing 1 dont hold down. stewie will say ark side

  • keep pressing 2 dont hold down. stewie will say ark side:D

  • I'm up foe it

  • what if you hate sloppy joes?

  • where do i sign ?

  • I Wanna join up!

  • kepp pressing 9 he saying doody lol

  • blow up planets by whim lol

  • press 3 or 5

  • @lordnimr0d

    no shit

  • does anyone know the link?

  • does anyone know the link

  • 0:11 you can faintly hear the wilhelm scream :D

  • men the wbesite dosent exist

  • am I hearing things or did the planet just do a wilhelm scream?

  • I joined just in time :D

  • dark side...

    Vader : you have failed me for the last time! *force grip*

    Me : but...stormtroopers always missing!!!

    Vader :WTF?!

  • sign me up

  • shoot at fat men? I'm so there! =D

  • @MentalPatient302 they are easy to shoot ---> big target hahahahah

  • @TheSituation305 lol XD

  • Site: "Sorry, there has been an error, we have been notified of the problem. Please try again later." Damm the Dark Side must be full! Maybe I will be able to join the Jedi before it's too late!!!

  • press 6 a lot to see stewie dance

    Press nine a lot to hear duty duty duty

  • Neheeheehee, he said duty.

  • only if I get my own lightsaber

  • Does the old guy played by Herbert die in the real movie?

  • im in hahaha

  • PRESS 5 over and over

  • lol 0:10 Wilhelm Scream, when the Planet got blowed up :D

  • The Dark Side have Stweie Griffin. Need they say more?

  • PRESS 9 FOR DUTY

  • Join the dark side...we´ve got cookies.

    Welcome to the dark side...oh and, we lied about the cookies.

  • @OdinmitdenRaben JOIN THE LIGHT SIDE...we´ve got wookies =)

  • Press 7 For DOMINATION!!!

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  • I can't believe there 10$ in the iTunes store

  • Never i was part of the darkside once now i want to get out eminem style

  • I need that "I want you..." Poster. Where can I find it. (jpg)

    The Link is broken

    

  • 238 people didn't get their pimped-out ride when they joined the dark side

  • LOL, Stinking Doody.

  • he had me at "I"

  • join the dark side luke,its really cool!lol

  • thumbs up if you go to the stewiesdarkside. com

  • DELISH

  • at 0:02 Stewie show a Middle finger :)

  • no cookies?

  • 237 people are Jedis.

  • he said stinking duty :P

  • Come to the darkside we have cookies

    Welcome to the dark side Did you really think we had cookies

  • @OmgitsVideoslol Well the Light Side has milk. lol. A friend of mine in english class said that when he saw a picture with the top quote.

  • @AntiTroll1000 I rather drink chocolate milk

  • @chiefofmagna Me too I'll rather take chocolate milk and cookies

  • @AntiTroll1000 who has strawberry milk???

  • @OmgitsVideoslol Haha thats my iPod background xDD

  • @KyleTheGlitchMan Good backround mate good good background :) actually you deserve the snowman \(^o^)/ that's a real honor in my world

  • @OmgitsVideoslol lol xD

  • @OmgitsVideoslol Wow 71 thumbs up thats amazing I just wrote down that and 71 thumbs ups :)

  • @OmgitsVideoslol actually yes. SHUT UP!! im a little slow lol

  • @OmgitsVideoslol the darkside may have cookies... but the goodside has bacon

  • @Justnotberable id rather have cookies

  • @JaMeS007123321 those cookies have raisins......

  • @Justnotberable

    The dark side has not just cookies, but sloppy joes too....

  • @OmgitsVideoslol it would be funny if cookie monster was sitting there eating all the cookies

  • you had me at sloppe joes.

  • GALATIC

  • I want you to join the Dark Side. YES YOU DIMWIT!

  • Where do i sign up?

  • yep im in but after all that if vader gets fat we can shoot him yay 

  • And that's why the empire gets shit done!

  • lol shoot the fat man just for fun :P that is boring :D

  • lol did he say "Stinking duty"? hahaha

  • @beautifulvampiress13 no no just no u mest it up its supposed to be stinking doody but he ment duty. lol jk jk jk lol he said duty

  • @drew1998boy You need to use spell check. 

  • thumbs up if you try to browse "joinstewiedarkside com"

  • 0:21 LOL! looks like the Empire supports Bush/Cheney :P

  • did someone hears wilhelm scream ?

  • @vikocho123 I DID

  • Shit! I don't mind the pimped out ride! Oh! I that's why I already got one! Lol!!! Dark side WORKS!!! Really thou!

  • NO WEB SITE ME ANGRY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH