When ever i hear the word scientology, i start laughing... kind of cause it's such a GAY name for a "religion" Correct me for my shit spelling, i'm still onwey fourt33n :(
Every post paid envelope you can find from scientology & Dianetics. Fill it with a print out of Xenu Leaflet. Than tape it to a brick and send it back as a response. Best way to protest. Tell all your friend to do this. The church of scientology will have a huge mail bill and each letter opened will free one of their members. Once you red Xenu leaflet they kick you out automatically. Tell as many people as you can. Power of the many. A million people send bricks back that should do something.
@TheMamaluigi2 That's a load of crap!!! I think you have it wrong. Nobody hates nobody. Americans have decided to protest $cientology because they sent 10,000 kids cease and desist letters. These Americans are "independent" ("of") "Anonymous". They can protest with a mask of any kind. There is no leader. It just Americans who are sick of $cientologys shit. Dont you get it?
@TheMamaluigi2 cuz scientology uses mind control techniques and manipulation to beat down peoples self esteem in order to convince them to sign up for courses and buy books to help them with their problems. The courses are alot of money, and the courses will make you believe you have even more issues, which you need to sign up for more courses to fix. brain washing for cash.
In 2006, Guinness World Records declared Hubbard the world's most published and most translated author, having published 1,084 fiction and non-fiction works that have been translated into 71 languages.
Fact: Scientology is the fastest growing religious movement on Earth. It was. It is. It will always be so.
XD omg. props to whoever did that. very funny. and i wanna thank you all for supporting the protests against the cult of scientology. anonymous could use protestors like you people. thanks again
That person did a dead on impersonation of Dr. Phil; I could even tell that he was impersonating Phil before he said it. But oddly, that is a strikingly good observation for a married man--live as a gay female.
LULZZZZ
johnhimura1000 6 months ago
hahahahha
winchester9mm 6 months ago
ya that was good lol
gatesofmidian200 6 months ago
Oh God.
Dr. Phil is in cahoots with Anonymous.
Kirbyftw9 7 months ago
OMGOMGOMG I lul'd
oTruffles 8 months ago
HILARIOUS!!!!!
Tapatio408 8 months ago
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Unguidedone 8 months ago
LOL! LMFAO AT THE END!!! XD
23highcard 9 months ago
When ever i hear the word scientology, i start laughing... kind of cause it's such a GAY name for a "religion" Correct me for my shit spelling, i'm still onwey fourt33n :(
destroy9557 9 months ago
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we are anonymous
we are legion
we do not forget
we do not forgive
expect us...
MrBuddhaBond95 9 months ago
join anonymous! fuck scientology!
anoNRW 9 months ago
i've never been a scientologist, but they convinced me to get off psych drugs. i'm thankful for that.
mgeisel1 10 months ago
Dude I knew it was dr phil before he said he was dr phil, LMAO.
dachozen109 11 months ago
HAHA! Omg this is just priceless! x'D
Blippi00 11 months ago
hows that a prank call the guy didnt get pissed thats almost as shitty as is your refrigerator running
CRABCORE4EVA 1 year ago
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Every post paid envelope you can find from scientology & Dianetics. Fill it with a print out of Xenu Leaflet. Than tape it to a brick and send it back as a response. Best way to protest. Tell all your friend to do this. The church of scientology will have a huge mail bill and each letter opened will free one of their members. Once you red Xenu leaflet they kick you out automatically. Tell as many people as you can. Power of the many. A million people send bricks back that should do something.
roboptions 1 year ago
Wtf !!! "no we don't kill smal Animals" no you don't you only kill your Scientology people !!
GO ANON !!!!
faensma 1 year ago
wow this is epic LOL
glassbowls 1 year ago
Lulz was had
memito52392 1 year ago
Anonymous lives!
TVSkunky 1 year ago
OMG I think I busted something laughing!!! XD Good one!
TheShipOfTheseus 1 year ago
great timing and great use of the dr. phil board.
localbroadcast 1 year ago
Lmao WINRAR
windofhell 1 year ago
why does anonymous hate scientology?
TheMamaluigi2 1 year ago
@TheMamaluigi2 That's a load of crap!!! I think you have it wrong. Nobody hates nobody. Americans have decided to protest $cientology because they sent 10,000 kids cease and desist letters. These Americans are "independent" ("of") "Anonymous". They can protest with a mask of any kind. There is no leader. It just Americans who are sick of $cientologys shit. Dont you get it?
analyzingfunny 1 year ago
@TheMamaluigi2 cuz scientology uses mind control techniques and manipulation to beat down peoples self esteem in order to convince them to sign up for courses and buy books to help them with their problems. The courses are alot of money, and the courses will make you believe you have even more issues, which you need to sign up for more courses to fix. brain washing for cash.
localbroadcast 1 year ago
@TheMamaluigi2 implying you do not hate pyramid schemes and cults.
MrSober2long 1 year ago
@TheMamaluigi2
Brainwashing individuals as a money scheme. Nuff said.
iEnedra 1 year ago
LOL "Join our cult, We have books..... and stuff like that!
USAMarineAYS 1 year ago
Best fucking prank call IVE ever heard GO ANONYMOUS!
Zepho9k 1 year ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.......nuff said......
xboxmime 1 year ago
He should just have hanged up right away lol
Luxai 1 year ago
You sir are the winnrar
coffeman3 1 year ago
5 * Lmao
tartan1985 1 year ago
Tell me how you feel about that.
ZwerrieProductions 2 years ago
Haha, there new slogan "join our cult, we have books!"
WeAreAnonymous2111 2 years ago 4
ROFL. That was genius!
phokuzbt 2 years ago
I love turkey sandwiches, you know, with purple onion, cheese, tomato. Mmm mmm delicious. Dr. Phil is gay and so is scientology.
katylunger 2 years ago
I just about pissed myself laughing xD OMG!!
dannmorr 2 years ago
I for real kinda peed at the end...LOL
SatanicForest 2 years ago
"I want you to live as a gay woman"
"is that a good way to live?"
"yeah!"
"okay!"
lol what a dumbass!
Bloodyidit 2 years ago 5
Anonymous.
We are one, we are many.
UnstableFailureX 2 years ago 6
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We are legion.
We never forgive.
We never forget.
Kerridor3 2 years ago
"do you torture small animals?"
No, they torture small humans. And large ones too.
madcowyup 2 years ago 15
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BEWARE OF THE CULT OF SCIENTOLOGY!
It was designed with the whole intention of extorting money from people who need real help.
Many people have died as a direct result of the cult of scientology's actions.
Don't be another victim!
For the truth, Google: Scientology's Casualty List
or go to xenuDOTnet for more info on the dangers.
Copy and paste to help inform people of a cult that promotes slavery and who actively attempt to sue or censor anyone who speaks against them
sinionblack 2 years ago 6
err we have books, we do courses errrr we doooo counciling.
1, plenty of books in a library, free to use
2, plenty of courses that actually help towards life on thousands of subject, many free or cheaper than any scientology mindwipe course
3, councelling should be left to proffessionals who dont try to inject a belief system or belittle the person using brain washing, free.
So you offer....Xenu, a space alien invented by a sci fi writer.
This is the most expensive sci fi comic series going.
Nolebrab 2 years ago 11
Do you smoke pot?
AkaBob22 2 years ago 14
Fuck Scientology
blamecanada123456789 2 years ago 52
"I want you to start living as a gay woman."
I literally fell of my chair laughing. Some of the funnyest stuff i have heard in a long time. Im still gigeling as i write this.
GO ANYNOMUS!
mattivc 2 years ago 39
DR PHIL HAS A FAT COCK <333.
ProFuckinFanity 2 years ago
ROFLMAO
ClingingMars 3 years ago
"Do you judge the rest of us, the non beautiful people?"
TheSpiderMind 3 years ago
Join Scientology, they have books.
Lulz
Oakland23 3 years ago 4
hahahahahhaha lulzzzz
blind8fury 3 years ago 4
lmao
BrownBear019 3 years ago
"no" "maybe?" "d..do i agree with what?" "do you agree that you smoke pot"
H3LPLESSALPACA 3 years ago
"do you agree that u smoke pot?
H3LPLESSALPACA 3 years ago
soundboards are so dull.
ratholin 3 years ago
lol
aces9876 3 years ago
i love soundboards.
UnanimusAnon 3 years ago 2
wow i couldn't tell who was who.
UnanimusAnon 3 years ago
It started sounding like a sec-check for a minute there.
Thundercross 3 years ago
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In 2006, Guinness World Records declared Hubbard the world's most published and most translated author, having published 1,084 fiction and non-fiction works that have been translated into 71 languages.
Fact: Scientology is the fastest growing religious movement on Earth. It was. It is. It will always be so.
mediacontrolsthemind 3 years ago
We have............books?
MDSakamoto 3 years ago
lmfao
carlmolito 3 years ago
David here, yeah i knew, i saw the entire 6 seasons, i was asking ironically because you just said dr phill, no the entire name
bbbbbb222222 3 years ago
phillip banks?
bbbbbb222222 3 years ago 2
He is from Fresh Prince ofBel Air
anonvutube 3 years ago 3
In west philadelphia...
RelentlessFlaying 3 years ago
born and raised
blind8fury 3 years ago
lol
peyotero22 3 years ago
I can't stand Dr Phil. He's a gay little goon.
NotOfThisGalaxy 3 years ago 3
i agree. but this is funny!!!
peyotero22 3 years ago 3
" I want you to start living as a gay woman."
CLASSIC!!!
MisterESCROW 3 years ago 9
Being a lesbian is not so bad, lol.
NemonicLee 3 years ago 3
Im not sure what a lesbian is? I heard my dad say one time that they get free carpet.
Rayzkevin 3 years ago
and they wear birkenstocks.
ratholin 3 years ago
XD omg. props to whoever did that. very funny. and i wanna thank you all for supporting the protests against the cult of scientology. anonymous could use protestors like you people. thanks again
Anonyymous77 3 years ago
LOL HAHAHAHHA
Schweinstein 3 years ago
nice
phongbong 3 years ago
lol nice
XcarbineX 3 years ago 6
lolomg
traumas 3 years ago 5
Ha Ha Ha Scientology is dumb
samman1969 3 years ago 4
LOL.
Wow, Anon made Dr. Phil win.
seaweedprincess 3 years ago 9
lol at least the scientologist guy was like a normal person, not one of the crazy ones
FelixTheCat672 3 years ago 7
must be new. thats why
HES on the phone.
cargoboom123 3 years ago 4
hahahahaha!
anonymousblackdude 3 years ago
i luled all over myself
frisko29 3 years ago
That person did a dead on impersonation of Dr. Phil; I could even tell that he was impersonating Phil before he said it. But oddly, that is a strikingly good observation for a married man--live as a gay female.
ergotempusvernum 3 years ago
lol noob lol its a soundboard
jdb9211 3 years ago 3
lulzfestival
thelastanon 3 years ago 3
Ahahahah, I love how people still fall for the soundboard pranks :D Then again, Co$ doesn't know much about the internet, so I guess I can imagine.
Kitsune88 3 years ago 8
Oh wow .. Dr. Phill vs Scientology !!
That works . .
dutchfagadam 3 years ago 6
We have ... books...
Ann0minous 3 years ago 6
That people read...
LOL wut
littlesisterAnon 3 years ago
hahaha!!
ElectricPineapple79 3 years ago 4