Shit White Girls Say To Asian Girls

[sarahholmes191]

lol cute i had an asian friend and i didnt mean to but i said alot of this to her lmao. woops

[LetMeHelpYouPlease]

She still sounds all "CHING CHONG LING LONG"

[LetMeHelpYouPlease]

0:32 is ironic as white people invented calculus. When was the last time Asians invented anything? @ the year 1400 or so. That is when China basically started its' stagnation. no offense

[tanjxx]

Yay! This was filmed in Chicago :D

[uzunarugoku]

LOL something I HEAR A LOT is "are you chinese or asian" FACEPALM

[LetMeHelpYouPlease]

This girl in the video sounds all "Ching-Chong Ling-Long" over and over. Why are these people in our country? They all look like a cross between aliens and monkeys. no offense. Who let them in? Don't we have enough restaurant workers? no offense

[Jorgejackass13]

@LetMeHelpYouPlease how can somebody NOT take offfence to every single word you just said, you racist douchebag!? the U.S.is a melting pot, a nation of immigrants. learn about where you live, guy. god damn. you give white people like me a bad name. your the reason why everyone hates white people! im ashamed of my own race sometimes. god damn

[LetMeHelpYouPlease]

@Jorgejackass13 I'm black and it's spelled 'you're'............Don't get mad at me for keeping it real.

[Jorgejackass13]

@LetMeHelpYouPlease oh my god...that makes it ten times worse. and congratulations on finding the one word i miss-spelled.

[LetMeHelpYouPlease]

@Jorgejackass13 I think the reason people hate whites is because of jealousy. That won't end until everyone is as white as white people. You have all the money, you own everything, you invented everything ; it's jealousy. You cleared the wilderness and created civilization on the American continent and then flew ships to the moon and safely returned and invented computers. I think people who hate whites are just jealous. relax, you can't help that. It's not your fault.

[ZeeMcCaskill]

@LetMeHelpYouPlease Wow...smh your ignorant.

[LetMeHelpYouPlease]

@ZeeMcCaskill Nope; wrong, actually I am well informed. Look up Isaac Newton in wikipedia or perhaps read a history of China or something. 1400 is the year that China started to developmentally stagnate.

[Tinaphan45]

This is actually true....

[metalheartgirl17]

I'm the only who are laughing? This is hilarous and I'm not asian or blonde.. I just like asians the most and I've seen white people acting like this lol

[niamtxiv]

hahahahah lol 

[ryokobunny88]

I'm a blonde white girl.. and I like your wig better than my real hair.

I don't have any female asian friends!! :(

[mztwix]

LOL

[hihijk101]

I don't see whats the problem wanting to know if a Asian is.. Japanese,Chinese, Korean, etc. sometimes people are very intrested in knowing where they come from and their culture :)

[tirsden]

@hihijk101 yeah, and some Asian people get really pissed if you guess the wrong country. O.o;; I don't get pissed when people ask if I'm Swedish, Russian, or German... I'm actually half Finnish and the rest is other stuff.

[hihijk101]

@tirsden Exactly, haha, it's like no one can tell an American from a british person until you can hear there accent. so thats like it is for people with asians...I love asian culture especially Japanese culture so of course i would ask where their from, haha >0<

[davidandjanice]

@hihijk101

It's not asking people where they're from that's wrong. It's the attitude - watch the video again, did you see the face she makes with those questions? Let me tell you, I see that face a lot!

(totally different from the face people make when asking:"are you british? omg, are you french? etc"

[hihijk101]

@davidandjanice i totally understand that, and alot of people do have an attitude asking that question, lol and i can see how annoying that can be.

[mvsloves]

@tirsden It's because you're a mut.

[LetMeHelpYouPlease]

I think this Asian girl is just a little jealous that she isn't a pretty blond and never will be. Pretty blonds get a lot of hatred from others because they are, after all, the most beautiful on earth. no offense.

[volcm9ff]

@LetMeHelpYouPlease The most beautiful on earth? What a conceited statement! Pretty blondes get a lot of ridicule because many of them place more importance on vanity over intelligence!

[niamtxiv]

@LetMeHelpYouPlease

ROFL...... urm, no one is jealous. You have to admit, you are ignorant and dumb. :-)

[Jorgejackass13]

@LetMeHelpYouPlease

LOL please note, im a white male in college who has blond hair and blue eyes. no way lol. your so conceited and to be honest, blonds are generally rather bland and typical and a good amount have the exact same attitude as the statement you made. personally, and i think i speak for a large portion of the earths people, brunettes are far prettier and tend to have better and less shallow personalities because they dont have that false "superior" mind set. please leav aryan land

[Packard772]

@Jorgejackass13 Most of the blondes you've met are most likely dye jobs. True blondes are actually quite rare. And many bruntettes do indeed have a superior mind set. The whole "dumb blonde" stereotype, for example, was created for that sole purpose.

[xansun]

@LetMeHelpYouPlease

There was once a group of people that said blonds were, in so many words, the prettiest people on earth and that they were essentially underappreciated. I think if you look up "National Socialist Party" you may find a group of likeminded people such as yourself! :]

[LetMeHelpYouPlease]

@xansun Just because I am honest enough to say that blonds are the prettiest people on Earth does not make me a Nazi. It just means I am honest and truthful. You obviously can't handle the truth. For that I am sorry.

[an6elH3art5]

@LetMeHelpYouPlease I would love to see stuff from your point of view, but i can't get my head that far up my ass

[ilmzz11]

@LetMeHelpYouPlease So are you saying that J-Lo isnt beautiful? Beyonce? Rihanna? Everyone is beautiful. So sit the fuck down because who are you to tell someone they are not beautiful because they dont have blonde hair. By saying "no offense." doesnt mean its not offensive. Okay? :)

[davidandjanice]

@LetMeHelpYouPlease

That's only because you are brainwashed by all the TV you watch.

[ShadowzOfRS]

@LetMeHelpYouPlease blonde girls are ugly as fuck

[the26thhour]

I have an Asian partner & everyone asks her where she's from, including Asians

[thrgirlinthehall]

White girls do not eat like that...

[colinriley88]

This should be called "Shit Asian girls think white girls say to Asian girls"

[aneemal15luvr]

The one thing I say is : my best friend is Asian, but thats cause it's true :P hah

[emagjr6]

chicago!!!!!! 

[msdp]

LOL people always say those things to me xD! my best friend once, how is it possible you're like asian and suck at mathh :O!

[500iheartmusic]

yea so idk where you live but all of the white ppl in my town are brunette. Theres like one real blonde....

[hyunahekim]

The way you talk -_- was kind of annoying

[HeavenPauline]

@hyunahekim i was meant to be I guess ^^

[acestarone]

lol omg the white girls are always blond. lol

[AilsaRoddie]

hahahaha!!!!

[jong021]

All of the things you said are exactly what I hear Asian girls say to each other -- and in that fake Valley Girl accent too.

[GacktSe7en]

Don't forget ching chong ling long oh lol white chicks

[MayadIdub]

"Australian? Oh wait, that's not Asian." LOL!

[uhlilmonster]

You forgot "are you sleeping"?

[james22442]

Have you eaten dog? I get that all the time.

[yeminycricket]

hhahahhaa your facial expressions are killing me

[ohemmi]

I enjoyed "what does this say" (I usually get that with scribbles), or "you look just like lucy lui/brenda song, Mulan!"

[egujei]

This is legit funny. Keep it up!

[aisuxtime]

Funny! The part at 1:13 is spot on. They always have such an excited look when they mention that they have another Asian friend.

[Soni758]

You missed out "OH MY GOD SPEAK SOME (insert asian language here) What's my name!!??"

[0MissPiggles0]

This happens to me all the time:

WG: So, are you like, Chinese, or Filipino?

Me: I'm neither.

WG: OH, you're Japanese? Sorry, I feel racist now. *giggle*

Me: I'm Indonesian.

WG: *giggles* What's that?

[DheUchiha]

@0MissPiggles0 Lol they never know what/where Indonesia is;

*Me and white friends eating at some Chinese buffet*

WG: Ooh! What does this say? *points to a cup with Chinese writing on it*

Me: Err enjoy.. uh.. your drink.. Whatever, something like that. I don't remember much Chinese. I'm not even Chinese haha.

WG: *shocked* OMG I'm soooo sorry. Wait, so like what are you? Japanese? Korean? Vietnamese?

Me: Indonesian

WG: Indo..-what? Wait, is that even like.. Asian?

[msloanerz]

Chicago uptown! Totally grew up from there lol

[bath506]

@msloanerz I didn't finish watching the video, but when I read your comment I had to see what you were referring too. YES! Uptown Chicago!

[iamcourtneyscat]

@somrazy3

[ylfriends]

This is like not even a paroy - it's like a day to day occurance in real life

[JexJhenga]

I'm an Asian girl and I thought she resembled the girl in the poster...

[djU0950]

"Did you escape from North Korea????"

Oh, America. Your women are hilarious.

[livebreathedance15]

@djU0950 except by saying "oh america your women are hilarious" you're generalizing because I'm Asian-American and would never say that sooo.... just like saying everyone is asian...

[hidakalakashow]

please marry me

now

[somrazy3]

why is that all other races think ALL white girls are blond ?? :S

[StormyDies]

@somrazy3 Not every white girl is being made fun of, just the white girls that say this shit. Not all white girls are blond, and not all white girls say this stuff lol. Plus you can't really generalize that "all races" think one thing ;)

[shallnoTfear]

@somrazy3 it is a parody

[livebreathedance15]

@somrazy3 they don't.... I think she's probably just trying to use a hair color that wouldn't be more typical of an Asian person to have (not that there aren't blonde asians it's just more unusual)

[ohemmi]

@somrazy3 A blonde wigs extreme enough and funny..

[Natural10Disaster]

@somrazy3 i have yet to meet a white girl that hasnt dyed her hair blonde at one point in her life

[NessTheNoob]

@somrazy3 because it's a stereotype!

[MasterxKenobi]

@somrazy3 You mean.. they're not?! Oh my.

[bluedevilman100]

@somrazy3 because there the recast ones

[potentialhb0mb]

@somrazy3

they don't, it's supposed to be a stereotypical representation, just like what she's saying in the video

[Jun2DaKay]

@somrazy3 A majority of them are. Blonde is a good generalization for the white female population, considering most Asians would dominate black hair.

[0TheVegan0ThatCould0]

@somrazy3 They don't.... thats sorta the joke in all of the "shit white girls say" videos

[PrincessOfTheYew]

@somrazy3 Only white girls can have blonde hair. Usually in these videos the girls will wear a blonde wig because it's a physical feature only white girls have that usually is impossible for their race to be born with. Like in this video, and the indian one, and the black one. I hope that makes sense. I guess they could wear a red-head wig. The blond one must be more fun, though. :)

[monstergochu]

@PrincessOfTheYew I think Hmong people can have blonde hair lol

[ThePureImagination]

@somrazy3 I think it's playing up the dumb blonde stereotype. Blonde girls should make one lol

[msnatasty]

@somrazy3 we don't but if she put any other color wig... she'd look asian? lol

[Whateva4eva100]

@somrazy3 Stereotyping sucks.

[pandy2323]

@somrazy3 She doesn't. It's just the easiest way to portray a White girl: by putting on a blond-haired wig. How else is she supposed to supposedly "look" like one? THINK, girl. (:

[dennisneyo]

@somrazy3 because of their ignorance

[Star16]

@somrazy3 I think they just choose to use a very blonde wig because it's one of the most distinctive features that only white girls can particularly have, but I see where you're coming from.

[Rebearaniva]

@somrazy3 Maybe because its the most recognizable archetype of "the blond girl"? racist

[msdisguised]

@somrazy3

we're not idiots. we dont think ALL white girls are blonde. its used as a prop, idiot.

and. a crap ton of unnatural blonde white girls dye their hair blonde anyways.

[IfYouLieYouSteal]

@somrazy3 because they all want to be... lol

[tirsden]

@somrazy3 well, one of the questions *was* about dog in the food... the proper cliche is cat. xD seems like a blonde thing to say, the joke matched the hair color! :D (and I should shut up cuz I dye my hair blonde lol)

[TheShicks77]

@tirsden Asians are known to eat dog too

[atlballer81]

@somrazy3 Because wearing a black or brown wig would be pointless.

[sohamorrohit]

Australian! HAHAHAHA!

[SurendraRapchan]

LOL SO TRUE!

[Marinaheartssyou]

LMFAO im guilty of some of these... i need to change

[livebreathedance15]

@Marinaheartssyou well hey at least you admit it:)

[ActionFilmmaking]

OMG! I love this.

[kizzmm]

awesome video!

[s0nginmyheart]

Hahaha. I can totally tell you filmed on ARGYLE right?

[cxtchphrxse]

hahah, it's kinda ironic because in this video where you're impersonating a white girl, you sound like the asian girl from the tv show "daria".

[empressoftheskies]

you look all red!!! lmao!

[GreD1Shon]

not to be a douche, but you did kinda look like the billboard..

[busybuzz83]

hahaha..."you look just like her"

[ponkbeech]

My personal favorite was

WG: what kind of asian are you?

Me: "I'm Korean"

WG: "you can't be Korean *(pointing to token asian friend) she's korean and you don't look anything like her"

Me:*shrugs

WG: "how do you say blah blah blah in Chinese?"

Me: *seriously girl, get out of my face.

[the26thhour]

@ponkbeech yes, being a retard isn't Race specific 8)

[twobirdstone]

This is wonderful.

[omg520]

Ahaha, is that Argyle? My friends always ask me what everything means when we go there even though I'm not viet or chinese.

[philospeed]

A few days late.. u0bIN9ZF7Xk



[CoSto487]

especially the "you look like ____".... SO TRUE

[meborelol]

your facial expressions are sooo priceless lol 

[bitzrulz]

lol funny

[narmen1984]

THIS IS PRICELESS YOU GUYZ!