How to Cook Lobster, Crab, and Shrimp : How to Break Down a Steamed Snow Crab

[liebensucher]

this guy knows nothing about how to serve crabs :D

[ngojems]

dont need tools get your hands dirty

[pogisiG]

@unnim okay then,your the faggot : /

[RiONfromHeLL]

the Like/Disklike bar looks like a lightsaber

[ruderuud]

@RiONfromHeLL LMAO

[Mrdahportugal]

Don't need no tools. Just break the legs off. Bang the center take everything out put a sauce in the shell enjoy

[karleksvenska]

Just break the legs off with your hands pansy boy -_-

[QueenofDruqs]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

[tawinr]

pretty sure I can do better this him.

[AZNjohnnydangTB]

im only 16 and i no how cook crab and prepare it this guy doesnt no most things hes saying

[FCBarcelona662]

why do u cut it with scissors? u can open it by breaking up the apron

[liamu4]

@repositoryph @KruDawG

Don't be nasty guys. Can't you tell by his voice? It's Forest Gump.

[SechyoolarYOOESAY]

Yikes, you missed a LOT of crabmeat. Does this mean I can teach chefs in culinary school as well?

[IAteYourDogForLunch]

To put this nicely, this method is...inefficient...

[trespasserinhk]

@IAteYourDogForLunch

Good afternoon/ evening, you are very polite.

[NicNacPTac01]

Wow, u needed to do all that just to open up a crab, I would have had it open within 5 seconds without the special gadgets.

[DutchManticore]

Wtf it's all green inside?!

[ralphyy1234]

@DutchManticore Those are actually the eggs. They're quite good. But yeah, this fool has no idea what he's doing.

[ralphyy1234]

@mlibe22911 How can you tell?

[sumaran72]

epic fail!!

[edoardocol]

Acequest7 did you also know that. The code requires:

A child to be killed if he/she curses their parent (Leviticus 20:9) All persons guilty of adultery to be killed (20:10) The daughter of a priest who engages in prostitution to be burned alive until dead (21:9) A person who takes the Lord's name in vain is to be killed (24:16)

[edoardocol]

Avequest7. The Bible also accept slavery (Leviticus 25:44). Did you read that ?

[Ghos7Fiction]

Expert, Ha! that is rich. learn to cook bf you post

[RevPerdueJosh]

Let me just randomly cut around here...

[ArchKing87]

This is gay

[bing12345678901]

amateurvillage strikes again...

[DJonX7]

expert village is a fail lol

[XLuckyCookieX]

i...dont...wanna...eat ...THAT O.O

[snuffy525]

never seen one cut up like this, I used to pull that tail flap off and split the top shell from the sides and legs, clean it out and run under water and clean it up..30 seconds tops!

[NicNacPTac01]

@snuffy525 thank u, what was he doing?

[snuffy525]

@NicNacPTac01 Dont look like the same thing, this is a crazy video..LOL

[TradeMark2003]

decorate a dish? yeah i never learned to do that because my parents didnt want a gay son.

[Cookingathome11]

@TradeMark2003

Clearly You never ate in a good restaurant

[TradeMark2003]

@Cookingathome11 sure I have, I just dont cook in one, or decorate in one.

[WinterHaven]

Enjoy mercury poison...

[cartouchator]

Best way to kill it is ccertainly not boil it alive. Cut it's spinal nerve right on his belly. One quick strong hit with a knife : instant death. Respect your food and it'll taste even better, thanks

[mageac]

@cartouchator we usually section them alive, ripped to shreds does the trick pretty quickly...

[mkeulr]

It is always best to boil Crab or Lobster live. I mean WTF they are about to be torn apart and consumed so why would someone who is about to eat the bugger worry about how it is going to be killed. This guy in the video is a prissy. Just tear those legs right off, crack em open and enjoy with some melted butter and perhaps a little cocktail sauce and lemon juice. Mmm....mmm.

[mspolicious]

what the... actually u dont need so much cut ...

1. plug off all legs,

2. remove the abdomen

3. pull off the carapace

4. then simply cut the remaining parts in half!

wtf his doing?

[bluemoonray25]

He is just giving an ad for that instrument he is using ;) plus showing off his skills which is obviously looks so gay.

[jaydaelbertstein]

CRUSTACEANS FEEL PAIN! QUEEN UNI. BELFAST HAS ALREADY PUBLISHED THE SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH RESULTS! (2009) THERE IS A MACHINE CALLED CRUSTASTUN WHICH KILLS THEM IN 5 SECONDS WITHOUT PAIN WITH ELECTRO-STUNNING!

WATCH MY VIDEO AND DO NOT CONTINUE WITH THIS WAY OF KILLING THE LITTLE ANIMAL AGAIN..

[FiestyCat86]

@jaydaelbertstein don't tell me what to do...you talking like that to people, you self righteous prick, just makes me wanna go out and boil a whole mess the old fashioned way. I usually put them in the freezer first and then crack their faces on the counter, but you know what, just for you im gonna name the next one after you and he's going in the pot with no prep. Thank you for your contribution.

[notlad900]

his guy has no cloo what the fuck hes doing

[jurengaaa]

De barriga pra cima esse caranquejo gigante parece aquele bicho que coloca o ovinho na boca das pessoas no filme Alien.

[sirgalahad777]

Crash course on crab surgery!

[heavenmonkey1]

umm aren't cookc supposed to wear WHITE clothes? black really destroys my appetite

[TheBlessedOne29]

does expert village get idiots to do demonstrations and mislead people?

[MantasiaHater]

LMAO @ 1:28 this idiot SLIPPED and almost cut himself with his girly wittle scissors! Christ, if you think this was the worst video, watch this moron try to remove lobster meat from a lobster! It is utterly hilarious!

[olstar18]

@MantasiaHater Those are not scissors those are shears. The blade may be short but they are heavy duty.

[dracolnyte]

what was that green stuff?

[irkekler123]

@dracolnyte poo

[rostharan]

@dracolnyte it's good, it's most precious part in the crab imo

[ojideagu]

@Bbfishman Amen.

[nixnixnix33333]

fuck expertvillage

[mykylc]

Gloves and scissors? hahahahaha!!!!! 

[FiestyCat86]

OMG you are an utter FAIL!! Crab cracking is supposed to be fun and dirty and wet...and you are wearing GLOVES, and using scissors...Im glad I'll never had to do sea food with you, you are way to high society for me bub, I'll take a back yard cook out, bare hands and a simple crab knife to your hoyty toyty methods any day...

[sa3986]

just take them shell off ...you dont need scissor...hahahaha

[attractivesyndicate]

dxgvld jsofbuh rfhhbdg

[WiseOldDudee]

how to cook a facehugger

[ojideagu]

@WiseOldDudee Eaxctly what I was thinking LOL it really does look like a Face Hugger.

[arniebarb123]

that flap makes me wanna vommit

[TheGie0725]

i think he is a surgeon of a crab....lol

it's better you to sleep.wahahahaha

[mykylc]

@TheGie0725 hahahahahah!!!!

[PirateKing1256]

This is not art and craft. Just use your hands and SMASH IT and break it apart. Rip it's vagina open and break it into 2 parts.

No need for sissors and those fancy equipment.

[MOFUZION]

this guy is not an expert,he almost cut himself, luckly he didnt

[ninjonl]

jezus christ, i dont need the anatomy of a fricken crab,gust show how to open it, and what to eat .

[shawnyboie]

i put his head on the edge of something and snap it off clean it than steam it this guy made it look like rocket sceience.lol

[productiveamerican]

wtf is he doin?!

[thugnifecent14]

wats the green stuff?

[MrElusive25]

@thugnifecent14 lmao what do you think/??

[darkcourier13]

@thugnifecent14 The organs and such.

[ADbaby]

@thugnifecent14 poop.

[mysteryman605]

It looks like a baby Alien lying on its back, watch out its gonna suck your face !

[Kifly95]

i never knew i had to work hard for my food

[djebat88]

this guy is a fake. that's not the way to prepare a crab. i hv prepared a lot of crabs. they are so easy. but nothing comes near that faker. repositoryph is right.

[therumbler1]

wow white people and their methods asians do the work easier.. ;D

[i3ooey]

I have NEVER seen anyone take so long cracking a crab. I especially enjoyed how he had to cut scene because it took so damn long, not to mention the addition of filler dialogue: "its always a good sign the crab has been steamed fully when blah blah blah".. REALLY ? if you are an expert at this, I'd hate to see how you fuck... just saying..

[TriggerManxL]

@i3ooey it took him forever,my auntie would yell at me if i was that slow :(

[LetMeSeeThis99]

why does it look like a 6th grade science project??

[Pwn3dbyth3n00b]

wtf is this u didn't even need shears 2 open it. He could have peeled the "flap" and rip the top shell off and clean it the right way.

[bnel890]

thanks for trying to help expert village but you irk me for a reason i cannot put my finger on.

[i3ooey]

@bnel890 May he irks you because he has NO IDEA what he is doing..

[ccckkkmmm69]

Has this guy ever picked CRAB before? lmfao!

[djebat88]

Dude, you did everything wrong!

[TheWTFsauce]

Why does expert village fail so hard....

[bing12345678901]

another example of how not to handle crab

is this the 1st time you've cleaned a crab? scissors?? really??

[Raigeki190]

wtf is wrong with this douche?, he didnt even take the gills off, all u need to do is take the flap off, take the shell off, crack crab in half, and ur done

[donutbelly123]

Expert Village my ass. More like Amateur Village.

[KruDawG]

lmao fooooool. i am a snow crab fisherman and i have never seen anyone prepare a snow crab like this b4. its ridiculous man.

[z33z11]

@KruDawG Are you that annoying guy off of deadliest catch?

[tiinbe]

We can actually take the shell off the body of the crap without breaking it into pieces. The vids just not right.

[repositoryph]

This poser has no idea how to prepare a crab (before or after cooking).

[patti628]

@repositoryph yea that and fuckin cookin a female crab PIECE OF FUCKINTG SHIT YOU SHOULD BE STEAMED ALIVE

[StripedTearsBroken]

Why the fuck are you going to make a centerpiece out of a hollow dead crab?

[earlstafari]

I agree, crabs are for eating, not decoration !

[Xesstel]

I agree with Earl.... strongly agree...

[earlstafari]

WTF, this isn't arts & crafts class, put away the goddamn scissors ! How gay.

[UkPR0]

redneck

[ItsLehcar]

the only thing i don't like is that he called the crab a specimen. he's not a scientist. if you call it a specimen people are gonna feel bad for eating it. he should say "this is a nice crab" or something idk

[ARMOROID5000]

That was good!

Want to see away better and funnier way to cook crab?

you GOT to go see:

HOWCAST (for DUMMIES) - A succulant crab dinner for your lady

[rl0u8888]

He makes it so complicated. Just completely rip off the triangle thing on the belly. And tear the top shell off. Then break the crab in half. Take off what your don't like and enjoy :)

[MuffenBa]

he needs 2 come down south so we can show him how dat shit is really done lol

[SpidermonkeyB]

rank

[TheOneAndOnlyFink]

To all the people saying it's cruel to boil a lobster alive. You'll never learn to appreciate how fast they actually die until you've watched a cat catch and eat a rabbit. I watched mine do that just the other day. He batted it around for about half an hour, bit it a few times in the back and tore a big chunk out of it. The ease at which he tore flesh from bone was amazing. 45 minutes after catching it, he left it alone. It suffered for about an hour and a half before it died...

[TheOneAndOnlyFink]

... in a puddle of it's own blood. My cat is well fed and taken care of so it was unneeded for his survival. Would this constitute animal on animal cruelty?

On another note, anyone ever had grilled lobster with pineapple?

[LeviathAileron]

Grats on watching your cat slowly kill a bunny and documenting the results.

[Theycallmemrmoscow]

So, that cat of yours eat rabbits?

Is your cat a mountain lion? :D

[MuffenBa]

BORINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[wranglerguy06]

Do you even know how to cook any thing or even Boil water?

Ass clown.....

[MuffenBa]

actually im in school 2 become a owner of my own caf'e/hair salon u fucking dweeb im from new orleans nothing but flavor come get u some

[yuuvega]

the way they kill lobster is inhumane, i choose not to eat it that's my choice.

[loverboy456]

dey kill lobster by steamingi t right?

[lovestuff78]

Na they put them in deep freeze and they go to sleep , then they cook them . Thats quite a good way I think .. Im not a fan of the old method of driving a knife threw there brain or putting them straight into boiling water ..

[LosYiyosEnNewYork]

I freeze them all before cooking too!

I have noticed some younger chefs adding crab to cols salty water and slowly bringing the water to a boil, supposedly they are dead way before....I don't know though!

[TriggerManxL]

@lovestuff78 I just put them in boiling water,alive..

[OathOfOdium]

@lovestuff78 U sure it's not just painfully cold and like the opposite pain of a burning hell, it's just that when the burning stops they die but the coldness never stops and they burn in the coldness while you take them out before inflicting even more pain by killing?

[mjoOody]

@lovestuff78 die freezing or by boiling? is the same

[attackofthejack]

@lovestuff78

They're basically large bugs. I have no problem boiling them alive, as I have no problem squashing a bug.

[jupiter0225]

no, lobster is either boiled alive or cut in half--alive. Seems very inhumane but it is food for people so don't think about it.

[elfishgrin]

Its your choice and everyone should respect that, but its been proven that when being boiled lobster cannot register the pain because of brain capacities.

[h3akalee]

I would eat you if there was no food.

[foodmore]

too bad for you. lobsters are delicious!

[tippytheman667]

well that sucks for you lobters areee great

[lukester4lyf]

yumm. but i think paying for the, by cathing them then payign is onestly for killing it

[radioactivesludge23]

mmmmmm crab yummy

[TiaQanin]

the meat looks like horse shit...

[punisher929]

SO TRUE! omG i rofld . xD

[ricardaomala2000]

Why crab and lobster meat are delicious , despite their desgusting look ?

[gilubargood]

ur right ....^^

[PopperSano]

he is showing the way..so people could learn..Haters please burn in hatred hell

[scottjocwu]

Opies aren't that good, they're like a poor mans crab. Go King or Dungeness crab, they are way better

[psychobunny1995]

wow this sucks i mean can no one see hat this guy is using gloves and shears to crack a crab.......i do it with my bare hands waaaay faster

[Hawkyboy1989]

i can do it much more faster, this is too slow, using a scissors?! lol

[XxR4SxX]

just dang well cut it uhp and eat the dang thing! shit!!

[cierracat123]

mmmm good vid fuck these haters

[puichan100]

u suck.......

[1Baller44]

Wow. You really cook like this? Too much waste.. not enough product. Please appreciate what you're working with.

[MychalMonstrousity]

expert village sucks.

cant you have everything in ONE video instead of a million short ass 10 second vids?

its annoying -__-*

[dragonopp]

stupid crap！ you no expert useless person thanks for wasting my time stupidmethod

[SuperSubscriberMan]

Good vid