Balancing On A Bottle

[Josh5940]

Kick the bottle!

[iLikeMonkeys1232]

PLANKING IS AWESOME

[XeroSythe]

it's like the bottle shatters and he gets like 20 shards of glass stuck in his hand XD

[jennyjoz]

Amazing yoga!

[calvinsim1]

i would kick the bottle and run away

[TheWaaat]

ide spin him

[TripoliVegas]

MLG planking

[ShadowDragon534534]

fake and gay. The kid at 0:15 didn't kick him in the nuts.

[LegalizeMyPot]

i would of pushed him over and ran

[FSXreality]

I hope he doesn't lose his bottle.

[Watson997f]

i hope that man does not get hurt from that because if that bottle ever broke he would be seriously injured. He is putting a ton of pressure on that bottle it scares me a bit

[MultiTmac1234]

best planker ever



[jacobEhandyside]

this looks familier....1 guy 1 jar?

[Skat3rCam]

Looks rong

[signevent]

That is one cool grandpa.

[prosurfer2222]

gay

[BenU2014]

That would suck if it broke ...

[Shadowinchester]

One man, one bottle.

[95uptheirons]

What if the bottle breaks?

[killersushi99]

I tried this with a plastic water bottle. The result wasnt so good.

[dkar2006]

strong with this one,

the force is.

[hiredmercenary]

He has the weirdest boner right now.

[130VOLT]

They told me I could do anything... so I became a bottlecap.

[gachman]

This is the new... It's calle bottling...

[drdvs69]

That's his video response to 1 man 1 jar!!

[fuqur2dom]

@drdvs69 HAHAHAHA

[BugofVDG]

thats his dick

[Jameslikespudding]

ho-ly shit

[BdogGiggity]

you should have kicked the bottle

[lukesterification]

STRENGTH! Move over Ahnold!!!

[zahra707]

@lukesterification Arnold :)

[SImonPark2]

Awesome dude,. I wish I had the capacity for doing something like that.

[MsGman7]

super plank!!



[LazyCoder]

He's just happy to see you guys!

[TiramisuHappy]

I love that little blond kid that walks by who is completely unaware of his surroundings.

[rundevarun]

master plank!



[RockyGNR]

it was nice///

[Willey1993]

i just wanted someone to kick the bottle while he wasn't looking

[XxPANCOTTOxX]

what if some1 shot the bottle with a bb gun XD

[Quacko69]

Will look fun if going over there, and just hurry puch the bottle away!

[fairy897]

pfff.... i can do that!! just gotta find a way to get my cock in that..

[ToKiOdAyRoMaNcE]

lol what if someone just went up there and kicked the bottle?.....

[ariebarbaar]

EPIC WAY OF PLANKING!!!! i h8 it

[DarkThief10]

Cool

[arunisking]

I just want to walk up to that guy and just kick the bottles. I would love to see him fall face first!! hahahah

[TrekaXxx]

@arunisking id love to to run kick ur face asshole hahahaha -_-

[HazeyTragedy]

This is what started planking loll

[padronebb]

This is an old man (age of about 60) doing this in Nürnberg, Germany. He does this workout nearly every day for at least 1 hour, and most citizens of this city know him. It's nothing unusual for them. That's why so many people are rushing around and nearly nobody takes notice.

This man started this at least 5 years ago, when there was not even the idea of foolish planking.

[8bitbeatbox]

nobody seemed to give a fuck about it

[MegaChinav]

Did is see that correctly? the guy had white hair!!! Hes an old guy??!!

[BurningPureLight]

The new trend. Botteling.

[boyleir]

He is planking!!!!on a bottle

[adelhorst10]

I think he is Superman..

[light2dark42]

i can just imagine it smashing

[bacanhunter]

"kicks bottle"

[ChibamayCosplay]

dude! look at that guy plank!



[FL4V4FLAV3352]

and planking was born

[atzi805]

please i can do cock push ups

[DocChompers]

Is anyone else noticing that this dude has frickin white hair?! that dudes old!

[Bl0oDBliz69]

So... another words ""Epic Plank"?

[19HOMEMADE86]

@Bl0oDBliz69

What a FOB " SO ...another words" bro the saying is "in other words you dumb fuck

[GmodRules111]

I bet that's not the only place where he balances it ._.

[MrAnon95]

And then the bottle shattered...

[imaNinjazz]

planking. LIKE A BOSS!

[MyDanny112]

This is what we call advance planking

[monkey298]

@MyDanny112 fucking plankers.

[MrBeast514]

@MyDanny112 he was standing on one hand, tecnicly not planking but still pritty cool.

[andreiclawhammer]

They said I could be anything, so I became a bottle cap.

[TheDoener1999]

nürnberg.



[123chrajac]

China.....

[BryanEasytoon]

that is some serious planking

[60hommer]

@PostalCze thats the same as lying on the ground...

[WoofieWolf]

@60hommer LOL

[PostalCze]

Chuck Norris can do that without a bottle

[achusters1]

this guy must of been ripped when he was younger

[icee67]

Planking FTW.

[crobli1]

Dude is a real OP...."Original Planker"

[MuNoZ243]

I'm just looking at the ppls reaction around him. lol

[AdrenGuy]

yal nasty, u know paw paw probably cant git it up anyway 

[anfcbeatz]

thumbs up if you wanna kick this bottle!!!

[MyMastermind21]

is that his dick

[passakorn100]

555555555555555+



[deekakashi]

Planking



[normelix]

The earliest form of 'Planking'

[MrMcPippens]

now do it after drinking the contents of the bottle! drunk bottle balancing win

[mriphoneguy97]

extream planking

[lsisoccer5]

umm, thr metal thing goes around the bottle, the metal is supporting him, not the bottle, bam roasted

[MrMcPippens]

@lsisoccer5 its not metal its foil, thin as paper and just as easy to tear

[lsisoccer5]

@MrMcPippens its def not foil

[DaGhost141]

I would kick him in his nuts xD

[PrivatePilotTraining]

@DaGhost141 You're a douche.

[NonEx34]

this video was made in nuremberg, germany by the way (think so, but the floor on the vid is definatelly the same) and i have seen him alot times there .. cool guy ;)

[Dankata22]

well i know how he does it , first he call the empire of aliens , called zutarianshitzu , then he drinks magic pills call buulcrapstinion, after that they tekeport him into space where he trains his frist days of grabing somebody's dick with experience of not crushing it , so then he goes to irak to do a mission and buy a bottle of marbles and one ice cream , which makes no sence at all . and finally he trys it on a bottle. so what do ya think rat skin , oops , i mean ratskan hahahahhahahahahah

[XRAH1127X]

Kick the bottle!

[leerud69]

only if someone screamed next to him and made him fall off, would be better? or slingshot the bottle with a coin.

[lBarthman]

I would like to kick that bottle away while he is balancing on it

[FoGGeRdk]

old man is strong!!

[CLASHofTHElonders]

@FoGGeRdk no the strong man is old!!

[fadow]

if that bottle breaks, his ass needs to go to the hospital

[fadow]

if that bottle breaks, his ass needs to go to the hospital

[unskeptable]

And that is a side effect of retirement.....

[7Red9]

is this in nurnberg ?

[yomommasdls]

@7Red9 nope this is in your moms vagina

[Wolzpro]

Strong man!!

[mgfnfgf]

ultimate plankage

[funnyrebellion]

is incredible how some people dont notice this dude! they just keep walking

[JTSlover97]

wow that is amazing

[wahegura]

@ScrachnBallz hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaa

[slyster12]

That requires gratuitous amounts of strength.Props to the old guy.

[Madolad12]

hahhaahha plank!!!

[garymiester7]

holy crap haha

[frozenfire550]

Is that his fucking dick?

[CalluW]

planking to the extreme

[Kaffei4Lunch]

what the fuck

[localt25]

i would crack up so hard if the bottle smashed

[Scr1b3n3r12]

I love how he is completely oblivious to the people around him hahaha.

[BandWagon1987]

.....And then he continued on his way, bottle in hand.

[iphone6944]

SUPER PLANKING

[DR1ZERO]

Stupid things people do after they drink!?!

Perfect time to give him kick in the nuts and run away : )

[MegaZsolti]

@DR1ZERO We know you are jealous :P

[chippy506]

i believe i can flyyy!!!!!

[lgeklsflz]

Viagra win ROFL

[lordloch]

Professional Planker right there

[1150mega]

reminds me of scary movie 4

[TheTrollinInsane]

this guy planks like a pro!!

[jeremybkk]

108 people tried, and got the bottle in there ass :D

[TheOlympiaLowlife]

@jeremybkk 108 people can't spell the word "their".

[masterchief421]

Dear God....

[bluscale4]

No one commenting on how old dude is? How many old people you know that can run more than 2 blocks let alone do this shit?

[ChiTownJackasses]

I do that with my cock

[jaquesTNT]

@ChiTownJackasses show it us on youtube ;)

[did4h2k]

@ChiTownJackasses at his age (60+ imo, just look at his white hair) i honestly doubt your cock will do anything but hang loose and piss blood :p or mine. or any1 others since we all surround us with WIFI and GSM radiation.... no offence intended bro ;)

[lolburgersaretastey]

Planking ftw

[HumbungalaHD]

Fuck with the muscle, that would hurt your hand like a bitch!

[mac081793]

GIGGITY



[DjEpicFreddo]

Wow dude, you have some muscle, i wouldnt even be able to balance on it without my face smashing into the concrete . Well done !

[bobmeister93]

Epic Plank!

[Mrblowjobjew]

i will give him 100 if i can sit on him

[devil010194]

he probably drunk :D

[SuperLeonardo63]

se si scoccia la boccia(bottiglia) se scoccia la capoccia(testa)

[joshuadhall]

KICK IT!!!!!!! DO IT DO IT NOW!!

[SuperUltraMegaBOOM]

Jesus can turn water into wine.

This guy can balance on a bottle of wine.

[frosted1030]

If he can do that for an hour I'd give him a dollar.

[ACEGAMER120]

It's Chuck Norris's father!!!

[kelfire23]

got bb gun?

[nuclearplus]

its chuck norris's dad

[ezzo9009]

i would run up and kick him in the nuts that would teach him acting all fancy and all

[9uitarman]

No one even looked at him.

I would steal his bottle.

[MxRider721]

imagine if it broke

[pockthehairy]

i can do that with my cock

[lolbomb1234]

FUCKING MODDER!!!!

[safiboomting]

HAHAH NO ONE ACCTULLY GIVES A SHIT NO ONES WATCHING LOOOOOL

[A1ll9e5n]

His whole body is made out of Chuck Norris's beard.

[yyoohhaann]

if that goes wrong, it can REALLY go wrong...

[ratskan]

Easy trick to debunk. He holds himself on there by placing his erect penis inside that tube. That then stabilizes his body. That is of course just a theory.

[Arlandriababy1]

@ratskan But his pants are up duh

[ratskan]

@Arlandriababy1 There are things on pants called a zipper. haha

[Arlandriababy1]

@ratskan but is hand is the only thing there.!

[fappercino]

THAT was awesome!

[ForgedTalent]

wow that old dude is probalby stronger than me

[drummerboy0086]

imma kick that bottle

[AlbeeaT]

viagra would help him to do that with his dick!!

[imurjesus1]

*runs over and kicks the bottle* WTF!?!?! The bottle didnt move D: lol :p

[Shadowlefty]

at the beginning i just thought he had a huge penis

[SmGD1n0pwnage2]

@Shadowlefty hahahahaha Cock push ups

[sexbomb10]

In my head, the bottle cracked, broke, he fell down, sliced his wrists open, bled and almost died...

weird, huh?

[weehandy2k8]

@sexbomb10 same :D

[FACTUNTHJU]

Who gives a shit?

[GOOB3000]

@FACTUNTHJU Lol

[Tsoto247]

HAXXX

[ekkamai6]

It's funny how people dont even look at him and walk by lol.

[HaveNoFearTomIsHere]

if that bottle broke, hed be fucked pretty bad

[xxFurryFandomxx]

@HaveNoFearTomIsHere He'd cut his hand and have to go to hospital and need a heart transplant because that's how badly fucked up he'd get.

[HaveNoFearTomIsHere]

@xxFurryFandomxx Exactly, i mean, glass in wrist and if he landed wrong shard of glass in torso :|

[HaveNoFearTomIsHere]

@xxFurryFandomxx Exactly, i mean, glass in wrist and if he landed wrong shard of glass in torso :|

[Barthimself]

could it be that this was recorded in Nuremberg (Frankonia, Germany) ??

if it was, i know that old man^^

i see him twice a week

[tedmaulz]

i think he was just trying to get the cork back in.

[divedeepinside]

bravo an he's not even a young man! The most intelligent man around was the guy who made the video !

[xoRebutuoY]

I was kinda expecting someone to say "I can do that with my d**k".