Osama (Jake and Amir)

[KO9958]

im coughing from laughing so hard at murph!!!!!!!!!! gosh this hurts

[d305dante]

I was lmaoing at the elephant meat but then i saw the title " osama " and i said oh god

[bonzwah1]

i love how when amir starts talkin i forget what a prick jake is...then amir stops talking

[xXmotherXx1]

murph aint gone take no shit

[MoDHyPe]

Mass effect 3...

[SEGRAYDJ]

Murph he was joking...

[danieo1210]

i hate ppl that lose their angr like dat.

[MultiDukeman]

DEATH TO MURPH!!!!! THAT TINY LITTLE BEYOTCH

[Jballa371]

hahahaha murf da smurf

[coolsvilleowner]

Amir was especially happy, being a jew and all ;)

[iambored2006]

@coolsvilleowner What?! If it's a joke, fine. I just don't see any connection at all.

[coolsvilleowner]

@iambored2006 its a joke chill

[crazyazndriver23]

Why couldn't Jake raise his bitch shield up when Murph was about to attack him?

[thrrashmetalrocker]

o yeah college humor copying south park !!

[onikonoko]

@thrrashmetalrocker "Screw you guys" is a common phrase used by everyone. Not just collegehumor.

[triple1dot]

@onikonoko to be fair, I think Jake was actually saying a line from South Park. if you watch alot of Jake and Amir, you'll realize that Jake never gets lines from movies/shows right. ex. whatchu talking about wallase

[iBaNezRG95]

Jake's not strong :]

[OSSRedemption]

press 9

[deanarobo]

The face at 0:50 is golden.

[marsuleo]

Murph: That's not George Foreman style.

Amir: *blink blink blink*

lmao

[UnknownManOK]

Am I the only one who thinks Murph looks really good in this video? LOL

[jackiecrane57]

How come some videos have the annoying annotations but others don't?

[MrRobForce]

Bitch shield xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[DanielTran4]

The first attack of murph

[joserqc]

Murph is badass!

[HostileRecon]

'Cause he's guilty! He's dead, as charged!! LOL

[BreakwaterAvenue]

GO MURPH!!

[Mctavish121]

hold down 4



[WillyDudemanguyPalms]

YO UR A PUSSY ASS BITCH WITH A PUSSY ASS DICK!...... *cough cough

[lxXDobbyXxl]

Murph is the shiz!



[swordofthefallen]

press 1...snot even close

[55MrDude]

Rapidly press 8 and look at Jake's face.

[Mysticsloth]

george forman style - aka - with onions!

[laughingskuls7000]

keep pressing 2..... disapproving sarah

[SniperJanitor]

posted on aug 30th 2011???? MINDFUCKKKK

[alexhan6]

@SniperJanitor What?

[powderblue80]

@SniperJanitor how so?

[DoXPersistent]

I was gonna make an arrow to the knee joke, but then I remembered I don't understand the joke.

[123lightingman]

he was joking, now he's choking.

[xoxgodofgodsgodxx]

At the dawn of comedic greatness, the wisdom of the ancients brung forth a formula that could stand the brutal trial of the ferocious waves of time over millennia to come

--Setup. Punchline.

Alas there came forth a new reign wherein generations thereafter would bask in

--Setup. Punchline. Awkward.

Shitty sitcoms and comedians from afar prospered and reigned.

But lo! From faraway lands and foreign cultures came Jake and Amir

Setup... Awkward. ..More awkward?

So crazy it works

[dekingking31570]

lol this is the first episode where both of them look like retards :D

[verriefunnie]

O.O MURPH'S HAIR. OH DAMN.

[TooSwellForYouPal123]

Jake and Amir: The Movie!

[TheSuperCoolishOne]

Sarah's hair short SUX

[LittleMissMinecraft1]

what happened to murphs hair? :O

[KILL4M4N]

Murph you're lucky you're a bitch. That would have hit you square. Got your bitch shield on dude. - HAHAHA

[Sirkab]

Murph is really not funny!

[goIdteeth]

WE CAUGHT THE BITCH!

[Winterisawsome]

oh sheesh yall.. twas a dream

[TheMrGuthrie]

from all of the videos i have seen with murph i can honestly say i wanna kick his ass. idk why

[littlehamsterhammie]

I love satisfying endings

[Sthorvnes]

Gotta love Murph!

[TheAlbProductionz]

I use to play skyrim, then i took a pussy to the cock

[SSJkiller]

Anyone notice that Murph has been getting violent as shit...

[WazzTheSecond]

Why does Murph always beat Jake up? 

[death932]

@WazzTheSecond Murph is a violent motherfucker.

[628Zelda]

@WazzTheSecond if you can remember any other instances when murph beats up jake could you tell me there hilarious ^-^

[Mctavish121]

@628Zelda hoodie allen 2



[628Zelda]

@Mctavish121 thx so much virtual hug :D

[WazzTheSecond]

@628Zelda The Bet is another one, and he punches Amir in Grandma!

[628Zelda]

@WazzTheSecond thx for the reply *virtual hug* ^_^

it was hilarious xD

[JWIZZY4real]

@WazzTheSecond probably cause he's older. you know it's the agehiiarchy rule.

[kgsolaman5000]

@WazzTheSecond Because he's a bitch!

[saifwahid]

Murph is a beast

[tLaDBmusic]

anyone else thinks murph needs to be in WAYYYYYY more of these? lol

[motherbelieber]

I died when Murph came back to get Jake. Oh, Murph...

[lumry14]

cant i just enoy a good jake and amir video with out all these god dam arrow to the knee jokes ruining my day?

[TheImmatureAmateur]

Two nerds fighting at 1:56

[michigander47]

Murph kills fools.

[mariaheartsmusic03]

is jake PMSing in this one?

[gmac2rulez22]

i used to make arrow to the knee jokes until i took a vagina to the penis

[746c]

who here is a yellow skinned chink? no offense.

[captinchillin]

osama is dead motherfucker

[WhiteboyFTW7thst]

murph should be ''put down'' haha

[OhplsAndrew]

murph is a crazy ass nigga

[NotMyShoes]

Murph goes hard.

[akzkid95]

If i have to watch Kent Wesley again i'm going to shoot myself.

[jlSQUINTZ]

CHECK OUT MY VIDEOS

[rakshi7259]

I never made an arrow to the knee jokes, because I have a penis. And 2 balls.

[wimbusht]

What the fuck is "until I took an arrow to the knee"? Where did it come from?!?

[TheCheaterFilms]

@wimbusht Skyrim.

[callmetagno]

@wimbusht Okay let me explain! You ever heard of that game Skyrim? If not it's an extremely popular role playing game on the consoles and pc. Because the speech scripts for the characters in the game aren't as amazing as one would like for them to be they tend to repeats certain, generic phrases. One of which is "I used to be an adventurer like you until i took an arrow to the knee". now its a popular internet phrase where people try to implemnt it in: I used to x until i took an arrow totheknee

[TheGrasshugger]

@wimbusht

Someone's already told you where arrow to the knee came from but I'd just like to add this: AND ITS FUCKING OUT OF CONTROL

[mrcoryv]

Amir = average Republican,

[samber122]

murph has fucking anger issues

[tylergerald]

I use to like YouTube until unoriginal and idiotic 10 year olds took over

[xXHawkCheerXx]

@tylergerald Like you? Because that's what everyone is saying nowadays.

[roughryder5]

If your going to faint twice, just faint once

If your going to faint twice, just faint once

[Gallo1307]

Moral of this episode was..

DON'T FUCK WITH MURPH!!!!!!!!

[j4yeltee]

screw you guys you need to go home

[Flyspit187]

Murph's lesbian hair cut is gone!

[ForceRecon198]

I love how Murph beats the shit out of somebody in half the videos.

[ThatNerdJStone]

Murph is straight gangsta

[lettucetomatoes]

God damn I love sarah and her new hair sfosidnfwgwonoei mouth foaming

[crazy7dudeify]

i used to make arrow to the knee jokes until i took a spear up the anus

[mrshychild]

@crazy7dudeify arrow in the knee IN the knee....if your gonna use the joke use it right

>.>

[Luiseota]

@crazy7dudeify SKYRIM SUCKS

[ANIMESPRITER74]

@Luiseota skyrim doesn't suck the people that says arrow to the knee joke suck which gets annoying. 

[random1ty]

@crazy7dudeify haha that comment made me laugh out loud

[seventrebec]

@crazy7dudeify nope that was my dick

[JacksonFelblade]

@crazy7dudeify I used to find these jokes funny, until it got overused.

[abdinoor13]

@crazy7dudeify i used to have the top rated comment, till i took an arrow to the knee...

[pureawesomeness2012]

@crazy7dudeify i used to make spear to the anus jokes till i took a mace to the face.

[TheSuperCoolishOne]

@pureawesomeness2012 OMG Do you watch seamus? I love you right now!

[ericskowron]

@crazy7dudeify i used to make arrow to the knee jokes and then i remebered i have a life

[Axion3812]

KIM JONG IL, NATURE GOT DA BITCH!

[chaseyoung1800]

was 1:48 like a southpark reference?

[RushingRiotGaming]

@chaseyoung1800 yup



[AlphyHD]

parks cant provide shit. GTFO

[pokewalkthrough09]

 if your going to type 2 sentences, just type it once if your going to type 2 sentences, just type it once

[TheRed1dead]

half!! half!! go for the half!! damnit!!!!!

[TheBrodism]

I just wanna watch jake and amir! Not all these ads Fack

[TheSlackerdude]

murphs so violent lol



[Gazonkie]

lol murph is great

[DGMRV]

When Murph's in a vid, you know something's going down.

[threeclock]

Screw you guys, you neeeeed to go home.

[CMaynardlikeschicken]

does anyone else think murph looks like Frankie Boyle?

[sdfjkism]

who fights like that murf sucks for how he's fighting and jake sucks because he cants get out

[MrFakefun]

USA USA USA USA USA USA

WE CAUGHT THE BITCH

[99gab]

lol why is jake always the 1 that sucks at fighting? -.-

[AkilZodiac]

@99gab because he sucks at fighting. duh

[Crosby4hyg]

Moral of the story. Don't fuck with Murph.

[chauntelcarmen]

Anyone else having videos look laggy?

[jdude1357114]

@chauntelcarmen no.

[marsuleo]

murph is so unlikeable

[zakkalaska]

If hotdogs come in packages of 10, why do hotdog buns come in packages of 8????

[ideedkindsir]

I once wasn't a good juggler, then I took an arrow to the knee...

[Imptheshrimp]

@ideedkindsir I want to hear something I haven't heard a million times before.

[ydneah13]

u mad murph?

[yxoxuxxtxuxbxe]

they had very good punch lines a long time ago but i stopped using youtube for like 1 and a half year and suddenly they lost their touch ;(

[Back0nTrack]

Amir: I saw a two month old new york post on the subway this morning with his face on it figured we had caught the bitch. Right, put a net around him and drag he's ass to Yankee Stadium, put him on trial in front of the "frivas fans bronx of afa" parks his car in harvard yard, took him to the square...

Jake: That's boston.

Amir: Only it wasn't Usama bin ladin, it was my dad, and it wasn't yankees stadium either it was like my elementary school and I was naked.

Maybe the most random J&A video!

[SoadifiedCod]

Murph is the fucking man

[trekkiebaby]

Murph is nucking futs! And this time... its for REAL!

[HartuBeatu]

"The Bitch Shield"™ - Protecting bitches since 1987.

[cr7owns]

Lmao!! Look at Amir's face at 0:49

[Back0nTrack]

Amir: Mhm, yeah I fainted. Twice. Today actully, once at my condou on my way over here in a bowl of cereal and the other time on like a subway platform. When I came to there were like 35 police officers watching down on me told me that I missed the train by like half an inch I was this close to...

He's so random!

[0wnage00100]

sarahs hot



[kelvinabrokwa]

I love it when Murph beats Jake up!

[ramafia09]

i think every video ive seen murph in he is beating someone up

[LizTheSinger]

As soon as Amir said "WE CAUGHT THE BITCH" I was like "doo-dooooo" cuz the remix was stuck in my head :/

[Raccoonguitar]

fuck i hate murph

[gregslife7]

wait so he passed out and hallucinated about his dad getting arrested and interrogated and then just suddenly knew they had caught Osama Bin Laden?

[CaptainCrack3r]

@1randomfella1 AHA, I get it. Skyrim reference.

[Raccoonguitar]

@CaptainCrack3r when is there a skyrim reference?

[Zergikun]

@Raccoonguitar In the first city in Skyrim, one of the guards tells you that he was once one of the companions(?) until he took an arrow to the knee.

[oFlamesz]

@1randomfella1 you've obviously tried to copy other dumbasses that say that in every other video so that makes you a dumbass, but those dumbasses got it from a game and you got it from some dumbasses. so you're like super-ultra-mega dumbass.

[1randomfella1]

@oFlamesz Actually no I got the reference from Skyrim as I play Skyrim and I have been for a while. I did notice people have used it before however and I find it humorous and I give no shits what you think.

[oFlamesz]

@1randomfella1 ._.

[Ilikemustard]

@1randomfella1

IN THE KNEE

NOT TO THE KNEE

IN THE FUCKING KNEE

[1randomfella1]

@Ilikemustard Actually it's to the knee, have you even played the game?

[Ilikemustard]

@1randomfella1

No, it's in the knee. Why don't you just look up a video on YouTube of it and save yourself making stupid uninformed comments?

[1randomfella1]

@Ilikemustard I'm pretty sure I own the game and on my consol it says to, I don't care what it says on other peoples videos but on my game they say to the knee. Now be quiet because you make us both look pathetic arguing about nothing.

[Ilikemustard]

@1randomfella1

Please find me a single video of a guard saying "to" and not "in".

[1randomfella1]

@Ilikemustard I won't argue over this pathetic subject any longer. We will have to agree to disagree

[Ilikemustard]

@1randomfella1

I am not agreeing to disagree. You know you're wrong and are trying to save face.

[50cent4evaandeva]

it went to the next video but im still laughing over "You serpent bitch" haha

[lettertree11]

I love how Murph's character on "Jake and Amir" always ends up hurting someone!

[JXStudioz]

Bitch Shield ACTIVATE

[mancunianhardcore]

i only just realised how much murph seems like a different character with the shaved head, it's like he can be two different people in two different videos if he wants

[MrWilmsy]

noone fucks with the murph

[bieberbelieber19]

amiiiiiiiirr<3

[shongrocks1622]

screw you guys, you need to go home!

Eric fucking Cartman!

[KevalProduction]

more of angry murph