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  • I'd say that douchebag neighbor's plants need a large midnight over-dose of Roundup herbicide. Use one of them 3 gallon pump-up sprayers that shoot like 30 feet. His garden will be out of commission for months. The jerk will keep fertilizing and watering, wondering why his garden died and won't grow back.

  • fucking fagget woulda got dealt with talking to my fam like that...

  • Should keep your camera off your neighbor, PERIOD, unless its the perimetor of your own property.

  • If mikedvc is going to leave a comment. First, he needs to learn how to spell.. He its waterboy!

  • buy some weed killer and spray it all over his plants

  • Already proved a point, he's a little girl mulching with bags and has gloves on... I woulda throttled up that stihl to his face!

  • You should have went over and helped him mulch.

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  • mikedvc you don't understand the assholeness of this guy. If we were outside playing football in the street he would call the police. If 500lbkoolaidman was cutting his grass past 5 the cops would show up. Needless to say since 500lbkoolaidman has moved I still give that guy his healthy harrasment

  • @DoofyTVFL lmao. thats messed up.

  • Ive learned over the years that it isn't possable to be friendly to some people, your best bet is to just do your yard work and not let that asshole bother you. he'll get tired of you not responding to him and give up , either that or put up a fence to the sidewalk and avoid the asshole all together. good luck.

  • very simple call the Superior to survey yours and his property line. Then put up a fence, to keep pesky neighbors away.

  • so you say your neighbor is "parinoid"? So does that make HIS neighbor "stoopid"?

    You're a dick for revving that gas motor right where your neighbor is peacefully mulching his garden. Its obious who's the instigator.

  • Yes, I'm a "stoopid" person. That's easy to assume from a typo I made a couple years ago. And it's called weed wacking along the fence. He came out as I began to mow, in the only tiny area that's not blocked by a fence or anything, just to cause a scene, normally he'd stand there and watch me mow instead, no joke. If you can't tell what type of a neighbor he is by the video, then I can't help you. All I can tell you is I'm not what you think I am. But you can make your own assumptions.

  • point a camera at me, and i'll shove it up your ass'

  • I love this! Keep it up. That guy is a dick.

  • He has no right to cuss. He has a medical problem. It's called "Spiderdickerosus" His pee-pee is way too small. Instead of living with that, he tries to prove his manhood by being unreasonable. Just stand there and stare at him. If he mouths off, just stare. If he comes on your property, just stand and stare. Video it. if he assaults you, show video to the law. Him in a cell w/some bikers will straighten him right out. You don't HAVE to be nice. Pull up a chair and stare at him. .

  • We had a prick like that next door so we had a large wooden fence professionally put up. It worked good, and the ass eventually lost his house to the bank for non payment LOL we had a hue bbq while he was moving his stuff out.

  • kind of looks to me like you chose to mow while he was working in his little garden. Was that really the best time for you to mow?

  • Other way around. He came out intentionally when I was mowing. This is me edging after the lawn is mowed.

  • @500lbkoolaidman but your video doesn't show that does it? there are a lot of ppl out there including possums1010 who videotape their neighbors and claim that they are the ones being harassed but they delete portions of the video that show who is really guilty!

  • There are no deleted clips, this is what happened on this day. If you don't want to believe me that's fine. I saw no reason to start video taping his yard before I stared mowing.

  • @500lbkoolaidman sorry if I"m wrong but there many ppl out there who are paranoid and are violating their neighbors by posting vids and some even go so far as to post names and addresses as well. One example is a law school drop out (TAPSCEO)

    I realize you are not of the same fabric as those people and I guess that I just spoke out of turn. I guess I owe you a beer? ;)

  • Aha its cool man. I watched some of the possums1010 videos after reading your post. I know where you are coming from. It's blatantly obvious (especially in possums1010 videos) that some neighbors that pick up camera's are wack. This isn't the case, but again, I understand what you were defending ;)

  • @500lbkoolaidman and with the foul language I should have guessed that your neighbor too is a bad apple!

  • my property motherfucker! lol

  • Just put up a tall fence lol thats what we did with our pissy neighbors.

  • @HidingInDarkness if he's like most of these crazy ppl he'll contact the city and company that the fence is too high! They tend to look for some obscure city ordinance that wasn't followed exactly right!

  • @gremlingaud Most of them forgetting that they, too, have broken some city code.

  • hes areal AL Bundy if I ever saw one

  • Just get it surveyed and put a chain link fence up - if his fence is 1-2 feet inside the property line, (which is common) you'll trap that growth between your new fence and his - it'll be HIS pain in the ass to mow and maintain that tiny space between the two fences.

  • i would beat him over his head with his gardening tools and then poison his plants.

  • If its legal in your state start doing your yard work with a pistol on your hip, he will likely never say another word to you.

  • LOL I thought this was some gay doom video

  • its horible when your neighbours are nasty making you feel uncomfortable in your own home .

  • What the hell is his problem? You are just doing some yard work?!

  • If you get a boundary dispute survey done, by law he has to pay for half.

  • i would put the weed whacker in his face... with full throttle... if he talk to me like that... and very that mo-foe with his soil

  • LMAO he scared me.

  • time to go to court!

  • Surveys are expensive and he might even come away with more property, been there.. Isn't there a public easeway between the property lines you both have to stay a few feet back from, to keep shit like this from happening? Anyway, you have more self control than me..woulda chopped his weed bed to pieces after talking to me like that..The Burbs..

  • Godamn friggin rude son of a bitch! I'd tell him to get the hell off my property and threaten to kick his balls in! Rude asshole!

  • right-o, survey time, his fence might be set back a foot

  • Trust me I have the same damn probem.

  • Throw a higher fence up so you won't have to see his stupid face anymore!!

  • you shud just fucking cut all his grass then cut his fucking face with that whipper snipper

  • People must rise up to change the housing fencing regulations. Must be 10 ft. high then we will going to have peace!

    Guaranteed 100%

  • @kingkibawe

    AMEN!!

  • I would have so took that weed whacker and turn his flowers into confetti

  • just say "what was that?" when hes done, he will get pissed

  • lol, probably would

  • @adb140275 I agree, just pretend you can't hear him. If he keeps doing it, it is considered harassment. You can sue him! LOL!

  • he's really rude 

  • killing the plant mwould make me feel better weedkiller or some bleach should do the trick. :)

  • @keithdchild It's not the plant's fault. Besides,he could get into a legal trouble over destruction of property.

  • @PsychoFreke

    yeh i agree i just felt like saying something stupid lol

    lmao i really cant beleive this guy. what a knob.

  • well tell that guy to fuck him self and go to hell

  • i would've pushed his head down so he gets a face full of cow shit! or i would've told him to fuck off!

  • Thats harassment!!!!!!

  • That guy is really rude. You're being responsible by maintaining your yard.

  • Thank you! You've got it rite.

  • lol the way he says mine you can see he got material complex

  • not a good video, Give him a good Birthday present, he might come around.

  • lmao, that might do the trick.

  • @kap3pak A burning bag of dog %$^* is what he deserves. But that is not socially acceptable yet.

  • creeeeepy

  • He just "appeared" as if by magic.

  • if some pencil neck called me a mother fucker, id take my weed wacker and nick his dumbass, then whip the shit out of him, fuck his wife and take his life.

  • hmm u have a weed eater he has cow shit

  • ahaha

  • one thing to do is to get a weed wacker like that and when they arent looking go cut all their bushes to penises my neighbor doesnt know who did it

  • LOL nice

  • Yes.

  • Your lawn is trimmed, your lawn doesn't have to be trimmed, and your lawnmower sounds like a freakin snowmobile! You're doing this ONLY to irritate him.

  • Have you ever heard of a weed whacker?

  • Next time, instead of your camera, tape a .45 caliber to your weedeater.

  • You just made my day. No joke. Thanks.

  • Wow... what a neighborly neighbor!

  • lol yeah

  • oh my goodness what a jerk that man is.y does he hate you?

  • The simple answer is this: One day my dad and I started planting pumpkin seeds on the side of the house. We would water them almost every day. Apparently we got a little dirt on his fence (nothing intentional or excessive, very little) and he said "Who's the idiot that got dirt on my fence?" That "set him off"

  • Geeze! It's not like you are cutting his stuff. Some people these days just have too many issues. Too sensitive over small stupid stuff. What happened to than part of the fence? Maybe it needs more fence.

  • There's some rule like the fence can't be more than a foot tall for the last 5' to the street... The other side of his house along the road does have a 1' fence it's so funny lol

  • Dude you should call escort services to his house at 2am. And call a convoy of taxi driver to his house make sure you tell the driver to honk when he gets there.

  • That's illegal and I would probably get caught but it would be fun.

  • Seems to care for his lawn. Best thing I have ever found for guys like that. "roundup water balloons". Fill balloons with roundup, then throw them on his yard. The devastation can be very impressive. Then get a property line survey done, and put up a proper privacy fence. Oh, and then go out and dig up some of his dead relatives and leave them in his yard. Well, that might not be the best thing to do, but he's sure think twice about guarding his petunias after that!

  • That's the most creative recommendation yet! And trust me, I've read a lot of them on here. Thanks

  • lol thanks for the advice

  • Oh dude... you're good... If I had a neighbor like that I'd really beat the Fuck outta him IDC if he's an ex militist or What ever I would of kicked his grumpy ol' ass

  • Some people do a beautiful job of xeriscaping their lawns. Others just let it go wild and think that's hip. The former work their ass off to have a no-mow yard that looks good, the latter are just lazy assed people looking for an excuse to not do yard work, and they resent people who take care of their place. A lot of people resent people who take care of things. I get mocked for the way I keep my car clean and shiny.... by people with dirt and stupid shit all over their cars.

  • I know exactly what you mean. Not that this clarifies it but my car is the same way. I understand what you're saying.

  • @Gulfporter You're right, and they're just jealous. It's ridiculous because it doesn't take that much to keep a yard and a car nice.

  • is the fence his? I mean did he put it up himself? Simply get some scrap lumber and throw up some lattice and then he can bitch and you will be able to ignore him better.

  • Thought about it. Ended up not doing it but might some day.

  • oh and you can clip his plants protruding through his fence into your property too

  • We do from time to time. Sometimes he gets ticked off lol. But there's nothing he can do.

  • @500lbkoolaidman Hey...a property line is a property line.  You can place dancing clowns just this side of your property line if you want. I'd put up a fence.....

  • hey isnt that a stihl you are using?

  • yes sir. 

  • Yup, it's quite irritating. And most of the plants that grow out into our yard are thorny.

  • tell him if he is so concerned about the property line that he needs to put up a retaining wall to seperate it

  • He probably would... but then again I believe he enjoys what he does, being the bad guy. Gives him something to do other than be the gardener.

  • Step-1--- Fill super-soaker with a combination of pure mackerel blood, and milk.

    Step-2--- Wait for him to go somewhere at night.

    Step-3--- spray under his ugly flowers.

    Step-4--- ????

    Step 5--- LoLz

  • Haha I like your thinking man

  • @500lbkoolaidman Lol. I did this to a neighbor of mine that kept calling the city on me for patches of weeds in my lawn. About 30 stray cats, 12 raccoons, a bunch of huge skunks, and every form of cockroach you can imagine ended up blanketing his front yard. The next morning his yard was totally trashed. skunks dug the shit outta his lawn. He's one of those realtors that tries to harass people so they move away. Well not this time >=D

  • I didn't understand the severity of your first comment (recommendation), lol, that's GREAT. Man where the heck do you learn things like that? I'm glad it worked for ya haha. It would be fun to try.

  • Should of started cutting right by his face or blow the exhaust at him with the engine pinned wide open.

  • I want more videos of this guy!

  • @500lbkoolaidman just plain YEAH! THATS WHAT HE DESERVES!

  • you should of told him that his mother fuckin head was over your yar and that you were going to call the cops if he did it again.

  • lol I'd love to see his reaction

  • just put in a few planks of wood, to stop him from waiting for you to abuse you. He is the idiot not you....ha ha ha

  • He hasn't bugged me in a while, must be very very camera shy, but thanks for the suggestion, blocking his little sacred gap would still be beneficial ;)

  • That was funny. Buy him a plant ask when he thinks you should keep up your yard. If that doesnt work go get a big bottle of Eraser. Wait for it to rain and go spray. Itll kill everything for 6 months. Then let your yard grow up to 3 feet and see if he doesnt tell you to weed eat or mow. Dont really do that.....

  • Your're a really bad influance but thanks for all the suggestions lol.

  • LOL, I love how he suddenly pops into the video out of the bushes like a zombie. Seriously though, the flowers are nice I wouldn't cut them unless he planted them on your property. If they are on his property, leave them alone and appreciate that he's helping your property value by maintaining his. This looks like a property line dispute. Get a survey done, hand him a copy and if he still doesn't respect property line, I would get a chain link fence up.

  • We don't mess with the flowers or care about them at all, he keeps them trimmed back so we don't have to. Most plants it isn't the same case. He has way too many plants, including huge palm trees he planted between our houses. The problem isn't just the property line, he's a stalker, he yells at his mother who he still lives with, he calls the county / cops over things like citrus debris with literally 3 grapefruit under the tree when we were out of town, threatened other neighbors...

  • Stop this fighting, he is trying to protect his beautifiul flowers, and you need flowers so get along, it makes for a better day and night.

  • rofl

  • You should so spray round up in the flower bed. XD

  • or some gasoline and some heat lol

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  • I've been so tempted haha... only problem is... he's a bit unstable. He comes on our property often, I swear he stocks me sometimes, etc. Shouldn't push the fruit cake over the edge. Pulling my camera on him must have pushed his buttons a little though... he hasn't given me any lectures since lol. And his lawn mowing / trespassing / random I'm gonna call the cops BS speeches when I mow used to be longer previous to this video, I think he's very camera shy.

  • What... I didn't mean to remove your comment... I don't even know how I possibly clicked remove. Sorry.

  • @500lbkoolaidman You know...sometimes an nice Rottweiler or lovely Pitbull to share the sunshine with you while you tend your yard makes for a peaceful day!

  • kick him in the face next time

  • and afterwords I'll tell him "somebody watching you on youtube told me to do it" haha

  • Maybe some Corgans would stir his anger

  • haha

  • i would slice his head with the weed eater!!!

  • Well at least now you can have a hit internet phenomena that revolves around you and your neighbors hatred for lawn machinery. You will have to do some yard work next time I am down so I can see him in action

  • I just realized who this is. I watched some of your Billy Corgan vids and it made me think, Steven would do something like that then the account name clicked.

    Ha I wish this could become an internet phenomena... but I think the camera got the best of him for now. He's still a freak of nature that irritates us all the time but he hasn't messed with me while mowing since this. He used to about every other time I mowed. I always have the camera ready though.

  • Why didnt you weed-whack him in the jugular?

  • Good idea. Didn't cross my mind.

  • Yes, that would be fun. Fun to think about but not actually worth it... remember, this idiot will call the county over literally nothing... like 5 fruit under a tree (really happened, not exaggerating)... Long list, really, I could tell you the rest in person...

  • forgot to mention that hes how old and still lives with his mom

  • Good point. I did forget to mention that.

    Oh, and he has no job. I could go on and on...

  • hahah what a jerkoff.

  • Well said.

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