Goodbye, Harry: Tommy Wiseau Screen Test

[lauralie004]

something tells me this was all improvised on the spot - "stawwp it! stawwwp it! forget it! forget it!"

[aufschnittzel]

This is like adding mercury to my frosted flakes.

[ddenu1990]

"Shad-up you bitch, Shad-up!" 2:10

[Crusader411]

Terrible, but much much better than his performance in the room

[haddock1941]

Painful to sit through

[onesixski]

Has anyone considered this could have been a hidden camera, and this was just life as usual in his house, which happened to double as an open set?

[SuperLuigiBros]

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, ALAN!!!

[sirrvs]

This appears to be where he learned how to disarm Chris R!

[das81]

I can hear laughts in this video.

[das81]

Man this is one of the long evidence list that proves Wiseau is the worst actor in history.

[elmomufasa]

with the knife " save that for later"

[shamanite]

This made me laugh XDDD

[rangsar]

5:48 WTF!

[das81]

@rangsar XD she reminds me of a woman who also loved to rub ther tits in young actors.

[McTatarka]

What a magnificent artist professional. :D

[krettis]

Youre tearing my ears apart Alan!

[Themanwhodoesnothing]

This is the second clip I've seen of Wiseau wearing a belt that is not through the loops in his pants.

[cthorste]

leave your stupid cutlery in your pocket!

[f1w1]

Special screening of "The Room" with Tommy Wiseau at the AFI-Silver Theater, 8633 Colesville Road, Silver Spring, MD 20910 on June 11, 2010! See you at the screenings! Have a fun with "The Room" ! Hi doggeeeee!

[cutterschoicenotmine]

give it to me alan, give it to me!

[JonRuth2323]

Let's put that knife somewhere safe... sticking up in my coat pocket. :)

[WhamPopDuo]

Oh Hi crazy lady

[mrl0p3z]

"I'm not the man you think I am." That's right, your name is not Tommy Wiseau, and you are a Bosnian mercenary and war criminal!

[das81]

@mrl0p3z and member of the foreing legion XD

[SRSco]

Wiseau sure loves wearing cargo pants. He must be used to wearing them from his days as a Bosnian mercenary commando.

[HarryPartridge]

"Alan stop it!"

[Vexed34]

Forget it? Surely he meant to say "Don't worry about it"

[brncrvr]

FORGET IT!!!!

[cthorste]

who keeps a butcher knife inside their jacket?

[7beers]

Show this video to a six-year-old and they will be scarred for life.

[7beers]

0:07 look how he wears the jacket. Jesus, I can't stop laughing. Tommy knows how to take every single possible action in the broad realm of human experience, even the most insignificant, and invariably manages somehow to execute said action with a twist so as to leave the rest of us in breathless wonderment.

[AGentertainment]

Oh my gawd if this is a musical by Wiseau I'll be the first to buy it on DVD.

With the passion of Andrew Lloyd Webber. Check out this new black comedy musical, it's a riot!

[7beers]

Sorry, but there is going to be a LONG line ahead of you. Oh, hi AGentertainment. You're my favorite customer.

[rockygreenmountains]

No!!! You do nauuuught!!!! You love Lisa!!!!! We have the gun and red dress to prove it!!!Ha Ha

[fifthofnovember]

My God. Tommy Wiseau is amazing.

[TheTravis27]

HAHAHA....I love Tommy Wiseau!!

[telomerase1978]

He's always wearing those same cargo pants.

[useyourillusions]

5:00-5:26 made me laugh damn near to tears.

"Why dun you siddown, I wan' talk to you. I wan' explain to you about something..ARRGH i wan' explain somethi....SHUT UP, WOULD YOU!!! stop singing, okay?!"

[JJosephus01]

Is this supposed to be a musical? I'm so confused, but that's ok because I can't stop laughing!

[PolkaDottedLuv]

1:40-2:15 WTF?!?!

[TheEverTwistedOne]

You know, this guy makes me appreciate Schwarzneggers acting, compared to Tommy, Arnie is an oscar winner of the calibre of Tom Hanks!

Sad thing is, I can't tell if Tommy is acting when he tells her to stop or actually giving a directional instruction!

I wonder if Tommy's going to be on the OST for this thing! :D

[punk13z]

Dear God please come out soon! This has got to hbe worse than "the room" and if it is then I must sleep at the nearest video store to be the first to buy this

[ballerunka]

Wow... That's all I can say

[Coolestmovies]

The sad thing is, SHE'S actually got some acting ability. Too bad it seems like she's reading Wiseau's dialogue. And acting with him. And singing his song. And . . .

[lduece21]

Please do yourself a favor and pause this at 1:35

Yup....that sums it up

[FuzzyDuck]

I want Tommy in more movies.

[worldofbong]

IT'S THE DREAM

[nickatwork]

I'd like to thank Tim and Eric for teaching me about Wiseau's greatness.

[fbizzy81]

easily the greatest movie ever made ...i pray that wiseau makes more and more movies....pure genius

[garyadamscnla]

I can't wait for his next film to see what it adds to the Wiseau oeuvre.

[davidtran71]

amazing

[stephaniedrury]

I'm repulsed, I'm delighted, LIFE IS A MYSTERY!

[stephaniedrury]

I'm repulsed, I'm delighted, LIFE IS A MYSTERY!

[tikidoll]

You are a hero for posting this. Thank-you so much.

[krysalist]

Where did you get this gem, Singer?

[lucienpsinger]

A magician never reveals his secrets.

[oddrantofmarmar]

"you shouldn't hide any secrets from me. i'm your future husband." - tommy wiseau

[fasolplanetarium]

@krysalist Tommy used to have these posted on his website. Sorry lucien is being a hoarder.

[quitecomely]

The Room is the best film ever

[amr857]

what the hell is going on here?

[lucienpsinger]

The mystery of life!

[phantomdoodler]

where do you get all these crackhead clips from? do you just tape everything weird you see off TV? if you, you truely are a god

[lucienpsinger]

Mostly VHS tapes I find at thrift stores or movie sales. This one, though, comes from a secret corner of the internet.

[vanness5]

He is just SO good!