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  • GREEN LANTERN MOVIE- 2011 WATCH MOVIE

  • WATCH  KNOWN UNIVERSE

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  • super monkey collider forever!

  • yeah striaght up were all going to die a horrible death, Have a gun with you, cause i rather put a bullet in my skull than be stretched into billions of particals all at the same time. Besides im terrifyied of huge dark things. Like a black ball of nothing. Thats some scary shit right there

  • An electrical engineer's nightmare.

  • blacks holes dont disappear, they get bigger by pulling in every thing into it, they need a big enough one to suck up planet Nibiru, but still that leaves us with a huge problem, an even bigger and darker one. A shame though, were all going to die because of these fucks. Dame shame. and theres nothing we can do, i swear, if there ever is a problem like this, i will go out and find who authorized it....... cant say its youtube

  • @thugf101 we all gonna die?

  • UHUL leluia consegui pensa em alguma coisa

    pra mim a busca da anti-materia nuca vai chega ao o fim pq nuca vao conseguir achala

    quere entender a anti-materia é como um surdo tentando entender a musica

    anti-materia ta na nossa cara mais nuca vamos entender

    assim como um surdo ver uma musica interpretado por sinais ta na cara dele mais o som em si q é a materia da musica ele nuca vai descobri (y)

  • why "guardian angel" ? are there poets too, into the Cern? ok I'm just kidding a little, anyway now I maybe start realizing why such ones are also called "fun video" too, I guess the authors try to privilege not only the informative purpose but also the creative aspect, (or so I feel to think..) , thanks for posting this too,

    p.s.: when will the new bulletin of december be ready?

  • This kind of technology are the wonders of mankind, with this kind of research we can find god, or create technology to become a god. it's all about good and evil in the world peeps, lets hope good will survive so we can enjoy our lives with new kind of inventions.

  • he he he he....all comming along nicely at cern......just a few more trials and experiments and it will be ready to go....for around about this time in 2 years time.......or maybe a month later.......which shold take us upto around december 2012...now why does that date ring a bell?????

  • sory if i havnt even looked into any of this, but what the hell are they trying to do ........... blow up half the world or somthing, what does this shit acomplish, , a cure for cancer?

  • Andrzej Siemko sounds like the guy who plays The Moon in The Mighty Boosh.

  • ultimately I start getting a little bit concerned about all these experiments..., but something suggests me we find in front of very competent people-physics , better said I'm sure about that, thanks for posting hope to get more further news about this accelerator!

  • it will later be revealed that the Large Hadron Collider was built by Apple inc. - which Steve Jobs will disclose at the July 2011 Apple Conference.

  • Can someone tell me what is the purpose of this LHC thing

  • @Dominic4n one reason is to create some of the elements missing from periodic elements chart. Mostly it is to prove certain theories... what is everything made of .... and how do other dimensions behave, also money prestige and fame lol

  • Could something catastrophic happen while shutting it down

  • That bitch annoys me -.-.....

  • @kartog22 You would think that they would at least do he hair and make her look decent for camera.

  • like a week ago i read in the newspaper cern wants to big a new bigger particle accelerator. i was like wtf does that mean? after the lhc running a couple of years did the scientists there go like ohh crap it looks like we need some more power?

  • @boxingisbest They are trying to upgrade the accelerator because they know it want be able to sustain the immense energy this experiment is going to release. The magnets that accelerated the beam heated up even at the low speed and one of the magnets collapsed. In order to work the magnets have to be cooled down to 0 Celzius and it is done by liquid hellium. They had several accidents alredy...Hope this helps. This is something they are not telling the public. It is very simple

  • @transfoby then why tha fuck do they keep talking aboute energy equal to two bugs colliding?

  • One of the magnets have already collapsed while trying to send a single, one way beam. Imagine what will happen if they manage to make it operational to send opposite beams.

  • its just so fucking great another thing that might make the 2012 predictions true

  • @boxingisbest They are 'upgrading' it now, and it will be ready for collision in 2012.

  • Subtitulos por favor

  • @Mufayah tambien hay en castellano

  • that guy at the end has no eyebrows

  • scientists view less-smarter people as idiots, for being scared at LHC. It's protected by massive magnets ready to neutralize the reaction. Why would they build something that they know they wouldn't control in the first place? geez, these guys are friggin' Einsteins and Ph.D degree holder engineers, they know what they're doing. So chill.. :D

  • @UnforgivingCritic how can they know they can controll things that have never been seen or touched before? have anyone actually been near a black hole? what aboute the higgs? can they controll what it might do??

  • @boxingisbest no, they are creating black holes/higgs boson in hypothetical ways, of course, the control would also be hypothetical.

    that's why they installed this protection unit.

  • @UnforgivingCritic They already admitted to creating tiny black holes...how so, I don't know, because they are far from sending the opposite direction beams into the LHC.

  • @boxingisbest this will swolow our earth!!

  • @boxingisbest THEY DON'T KNOW...THIS IS WHY THEY ARE DOING THIS FUCKING EXPERIMENT...ALL THIS MONEY COULD HAVE BEEN USED FOR HARNESSING SUN ENERGY, WIND, PROTECTING THE PLANET...

  • @UnforgivingCritic THEY ARE FUCKING IDIOTS, LIKE KIDS PLAYING WITH FIRE AND A VERY EXPENSIVE TOY THAT LHC ACTUALLY IS!

  • @transfoby you're freaking out.. LHC wasn't made to be a waste. Every step they make is highly calculated, scientifically. If you don't know anything about their processes, you might as well just shut up.

  • @UnforgivingCritic I am just using the information presented and a common sense to make some logical conclusions which I have right to. The scientist do not know what is going to happen when the proton beams collide. We know what happens when atoms collide, when neutrons collide, and I can just imagine the energy released when protons collide. Any layman knows about the theory of relativity and particle physics

  • @transfoby no one really knows.. if you're having a logical conclusion, presented WHICH were not proven by any kind, or blanked/error references which you speak, you sir, don't have a right like that, well atleast not yet.. experimentations are still undergoing.

  • I just noticed that the Cern logo is 666 white on blue.

  • id tap it

  • what scale of voltage did he say they are at? i couldn't hear through accent

  • @nullproperty its either TeV or GeV.. teraelectron volt, gigaelectron volt.

  • LHC is Satan!

  • @29Gixxer yes!!!fianly somebody see the truth...if they do this the earth will be swolowed!!

  • FAIL @ using CRT monitors

  • if it makes particles go at the speed of light i predict something like what happend in half life 1 to happen. so get redy for inter-dimentional aliens to take over the world

  • play in GOD....? never whise -.-

  • 0.29 I could see her camel-toe

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  • LOL ... activate Google translation . "high energies" is being translated as "hi and the jews" at 3:01

  • when a singularity is created, does it just sent the atomic matter "out of phase" with the current dimension we inhabit?

  • @Thaddeus088 No singularities simply pull mass in and compresses it in to a point that is infinitesimally small.

  • shouldnt that thing in his hand ment to be plugged in ?

  • 1cr.3:19 for the wisdom of this world is foolishness to God.

  • Prov.1:22 How long, O simple ones, will you love being simple? How long will scoffers delight in their scoffing and fools hate knowledge?

  • i agree to this.:)

  • @nomoepo What's really foolish is quoting people from thousands of years ago.

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  • @ionyou It's really foolish not to consider the parable; That a thousand year old quote could be the expression of a far more advance entity with implications we can not fathom.

  • by not proving anything we will know to move past string theory and rethink all the crap they taught my generation in school. which means im s**t out of luck.

  • when do they turn it on again? i swear i heard it would be i feb.

  • It has already been turned back on

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  • FOOLS

  • Has it started up yet? I went to the website a few days ago, a schedule is posted, with no dates. It indicate runs that will be conducted at "safe" levels. 3 TeV is not within those "safe" parameters. So I wonder what they mean by safe?

  • less talking more colliding

  • Look at 1:42, this is standard SCHRACK relay Slimline PCB Relay, 1 pole 6 A, 5VDC which I also use and similar relays at my electronics projects. By looking at the board it just looks that someone has copied complete circuit couple of times over the board... I guess someone wanted to make a speedy fix for project :D

  • ...what? Really...hmmm. Well, that's food for thought.

  • Whatever is going on...we all better hope it goes beyond our expectations. Whatever happens, has already happened. Think when you were last week the week before that. It was all in the future last year...right? So, it's kind of like that, so, I think this is all good.

  • If atoms really do have 'micro mini black holes' in them responsible for both the manifestation of the 'strong nuclear force' and 'gravity' than the LHC should make them a lot I'd think?

    It could be undercover work they are doing to ensure they will detect mini black holes and be able to safetly shutdown in the event?

  • Actually, minimum energy to "create" a micro black hole is 1.22x10^19GeV which is much higher than in LHC (14 TeV). But there exists some small possibility to create one of these mini black holes once.

  • @tadeasbilka so u mean 1,22x10*19x10*9 eV?like 1,22x10*28 eV?

  • I wonder why legitimate concern always gets the thumbs down? If protons are held together by mini black holes (or dark matter perhaps?) then it seems that not only quarks, but these little black holes or dark matter would also be smashed to bits. In either case, that should make for some interesting particles. But my very simplistic logic tells me that you can't tell how something (the universe) is put together, by tearing it apart. It would be about as revealing as broken glass...

  • @rbolo29 well, if we create a blackhole, i think it'll be our best opportunity to study them upclose (0.o) it's a fun thought, thinking about how time slows around a blackhole: would we truly notice? or would it be like bullet-time, where our perception is unaltered yet we cannot move at normal speed and we are in EXTREME agony as we are stretched across a light-year atom by atom over what seemed to be an INFINITESIMAL amount of time.. just thinking..

  • I can't figure out how time would slow around a black hole, unless a black hole distorts space in some way that I'm unaware of because I'm not an astrophysicist. Does a black hole distort space? As for being stretched out, atom by atom, over 1 light year (btw, why 1 light year?) I have to believe that we could not surive the stress of that. I also have to wonder if every single atom is being stretched across 1 light year, would it really hurt? Since atoms are filled with empty space anyway?

  • @lessermystery um, what i said isnt exactly a Scientific Explanation, i was merely using round-figures. should i have said 1.618 LightYears? and black holes, if following our theories, are huge Sinkholes of gravity. i think it wold be like a Giant to Jack: is the Giant slow or Jack fast? it's a matter of perspective. as for the stretching, i would imagine it would still be painful, if only for a moment. who knows? i havent interviewed an Blackhole victims.. ill keep you in the loop ktyvmbye

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  • We can figure space "slows down" because light that can't escape from a black hole would also slow down, maybe even to a point where the properties of light become more particle than wave like, therefore resembling matter more than energy? And if Jack is hanging around a black hole, then he would likely suffer similar distortions and maybe even the conversion of his atoms into something else far more dense. That's just going by your logic, assuming its within the realm of plausibility.

  • it is converted and then spat back out at the poles. i think black holes are really just recycling bins.. or maybe they exchange matter between the membranes :p who knows? i think Feynman is right, we'll get tired of looking into layer upon layer of reality. our only purpose with the LHC is to learn the fundamentals so it may be controlled or manipulated. if it's not the Scientists' intent, it's those who fund them. i still wish them luck!

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  • now the lhc it will start at feb 15

  • where'd you get the info muffles?

  • @muffles12 it's today and no it hasn't!!

  • why they have restarting yets ?

  • @muffles12 i think they are secretly collideing these protons so we don't get scared about the machine.

  • Just went to the website today and read that they're scheduled to start up again around the end of February. For the first few weeks at least, it looks as though they will be doing very low energy collisions before knotching up to 3.5 TeV in three or so weeks after.

  • all of this is a waste of money they should of spent that 8 billion on getting cancer cure

  • @thechosenalien a waste of money?? my friend, what they discover @ LHC will allow them to KILL cancer cells harmlessly. we're talking about the fabric of reality. these people are getting fundamental answers. it'll take 10-50yrs just to apply the information they garner from these experiments. you dont get a solution proportionally quick to what you invest into it, always: everything is Time and Pressure with Patience.

  • that is what i dont get how do they get the answers

    all they are doing is colliding particles witch will make a new particle - well might be and how can that be a cure for cancer its all stupid to be honest

  • the lhc is a big move forward in many scientific areas, the direct or indirect results of the experiences taking place in CERN will always be a big achievement and a sign of human progression

  • progression towards what though? When the atom was split, we built a nulear bomb? Will we follow up with quark bombs? Antimatter bombs? Will any waste be produced as a result of these collisions? Will it be really dangerous waste that's impossible to dispose of? Will we pollute space with it? The moon? What kind of achievement will this be?

  • lol what if they dont find 1 single thing will this be put in the junkyard what a waste

  • what you are doing is skipping the rolling of events and jumping to a single conclusion, sorry friend, you are gifted with intelligence and reason, don't be a rock

  • sorry friend im not as smart as you lol

  • Not a waste if they dont fin the Higgs boson then they know that there model of particle physics is wrong. Then a new model must take its place. Alot can be learned from a failed experement!

    Nigger!

  • @thechosenalien and what if they do :)

  • There are not many people there because they dont want to get sucked into the wormhole, when it reaches full power...lol

  • They look tired and worn, that's for sure. Maybe they should rest up more, so they can be more alert, for all our sakes.

  • {{{Flux}}}} matters and must be accounted for with this project. Be advised.

  • so WHEN is this going to re-start? And where are the results posted that "unscienctific minds like mine" can understand?

  • @jean1126 when they themselves understand, they'll LAYMEN it for us. ive been reading up on Q-phys for the last few years on Wiki. im no expert. enthusiastic at best but i'd highly recommend giving it a visit. i have alot of respect for this project but i agree with Richard Feynman: "it may turn out to be an onion with an infinite number of layers {the universe} and we may just get tired of peeling them off, never really having an answer." -Feynman on Doubt, Uncertainty and Religion (on youtube)

  • This was posted more than 1 week ago, and has been viewed by a little more than 6,000 times. huh. Good to see all those that give a hoot on here - but strange that more people dont give a shit about this. I mean not much can be done, but kinda nice to get a heads up before everything goes sideways. Good luck!

  • lhc will run at end of this month

  • just curious...why go from 2.?? Tev to 7??? why not take a break along the way at 5Tev...you never know what you might miss, and you can ensure safety. i dont think you should make that big a jump but more power to you...you gonna mis 5TEV of data. what if the temperatures at 7Tev nullify something that happens at 6 TEV? my point...

  • I think they do plan to ramp up in the way you suggest. I think that they think that reaching 3 TeV in December had something to do with the Norway Spiral, so they've added extra precautions to detect anything out of the ordinary to try to prevent that from happening again. I'm just guessing though. I don't know anything. I'm just scared.

  • @lessermystery they say they will create mini black holes that exist no longer than a split second...

    what happens if one of those "happens" to get created and at the same time a higgs boson does and gives that black hole its "jump start" in the mass department...we might be screwed! lol

  • If it happens fast, and I just don't wake up one morning, that's one thing. But what if it happens slow, and we get to see things slowly unravel....horror show.

  • The Norway spiral was a testing with a Russian ICBM that went awry.

  • I want to believe that. But we'll have to see what happens when they ramp up to 3 TeV again.

  • I am going on a hunger strike against this machine. I am in the process of making my "final" arrangements now. Don't care what anyone thinks of my plan. I just don't want to be here to see what they create.

  • what, twice only, wtf, can't be !? What are y going to use the tunnel for then later, sewage tunnel pipe !? This project, cost 9 billion dollars !

  • how many experiments can you do with the lhc.....i guess you'd only need to run this thing twice, right?

  • @turkishxgold theyll run it more than that...the amount of data generated in one run is so massive that it will take years to analyze it all completly.....there is multiple expermients set up along the collider. CERN and ATLAS

  • Excellent - i love everything about this project!

  • I think you need more ports

  • LARGA VIDA AL CERN!!!!!! long live to cern!!!

  • Wow...and I can't find anyone anymore to fix my broken VCR!!

    Booking a flight to Geneva with my VCR (errr, will they let me take that on the flight?)

  • So WHEN is the collider going online again? What have they discovered so far?

    hmm

  • let's see, top minds+billions of dollars and these people have win xp on dell monitors? awesome.

  • Whats wrong with windows xp? if it aint broke.

  • I have also Xp on Dell,and a LHC in my garage,but no money

  • they also developed an operating systems called scientific linux

  • So we all wait for the middle of February.

  • Impressive. Clever people :)

  • That's just a disgusting, ignorant, moronic comment.

    Enjoy.

  • what happened to your brain is because your mom dropped you on your head as a child. moron.

  • Why didn't you have this to start with? It would have been a good safety function like an Airbag in a car protecting your head from hitting the stearing wheel.

  • @twistswitch cause they are not ready to restart yet .we are in still januaury

  • Did cars start off with airbags back at the beginning of the last century?

  • hundreds of doors in the back of my mind.

  • It might have been your guardian angel...

  • @jowaiian982, Maybe you need a QPS of your own.

  • ...better hope there is a guardian angel.

  • Mid February eh? Take your time.

  • @ysunisbeautiful that why they shutdown till february

  • youre obviously so ignorant of what is actually going on in the world that you don't realize that certain countries are starving because we basically keep them starving. Maybe you should read a newspaper. But you dont seem to have a very good grasp of the english language so I guess thats useless to suggest

  • in fact im learning some spanish from english and us bands here you know like "hola buenash nochess" and "viva southamerica" and getting the budget. Dont forget about the tourists going "bueenos diiias" and fcking with indian native people just for the experience. i suggest you to improve your communication and human skills, pseudo scientist troll.

  • welcome!! bienvenidos damas y caballeros i speak spanish very well woul be for i m latin?? if you want i lear you some spanish just you want to!1

  • well you just proved yourself to be a total dumb fuck.

  • @tefaltaweb, just because we don't bother to feed the hungry people doesn't mean we couldn't. It's just that it would too difficult to adapt the LHC to do something like that and could even cost more than just sending those folks WallMart coupons.

  • Wow. You're singling Science out?

    Really?

    Don't blame Science... blame Economics.

    Science helps feed the hungry every single second of every single day.

    That's such a moronic comment...

  • I see your point about scientific theory morphing into dogma, with scientists taking the power of "God" into their own hands. I used to think science was a refuge from religious tyranny, and the threat of eternal damnation, but it looks like science is starting to replace religion in this respect and while the humble scientist persues the truth, a new breed of megalomaniacs are attempting to seize ultimate power - at any cost.

  • We wear hard hats around here, not tin foil caps.

  • Why did they put that guy in a hard hat in front of a green screen?

  • i got one of those. mine is bigger.

  • When do they plan on having it at full capacity???

  • I read the schedule. From what I recall it'll be a couple of months to ramp up to 7TeV and by the end of the year they plan to run at 10 TeV. See you on the other side!

  • 3 6's in the logo? do you mean this is a secret machine to unleach the beast??

  • Is there a reason they are still using a very old windows xp on very old crt screens?

  • halo3guyy:

    there are a few, well, ancient dogmas present in the mindset of scientists doing research. one is to never change a running system. if a computer is only being used to control a supercomputer, and it does what it should, and it has been heavily customized, then even considering switching to windows 7 causes headache. they are too busy doing cutting edge science to worry about stuff like that.

  • Thanks for the reply, yeah that make sence.

  • actually it applies to most computer clusters or supercomputers.

    you have a certain programming environment, a certain operating system. it doesnt have an interface, it cannot do all the nice things your PC can do, but there are some things that it can do extremely good, its a number crunching beast. now the PCs with interface that you hook up to it, they only provide the correct programming environment and the proper network connections. no need to ever change them once set up.

  • halo3guyy:

    at our physics department, i recently found out that they are still using a piece of equipment that has been in use since 1860. its a block of wood that can be attached to a 8 metre high pendulum, with a scale, so that you can shoot at it and calculate the kinetic energy of the bullet (and its velocity if you know its weight) by the movement of the pendulum. on the back, there are records about its weight dating back to 1860, it steadily increases as 1 or 2 bullets per year hit it.

  • Notice the Cern symbol has 3 6's in it?

  • no i missed that but did you notice the 3 9's?

  • Awesome!

  • so has my phonenumber. consider myself as "the beast" or are you just a bit off topic?

    give me the possibility that ANY of those bright heads selected from around the world, would risk anything to miss the next version of whatever

  • I think it's entirely possible that they may be overlooking some things, as a result not factoring them into their calculations.

  • If memory serves, a carbon molecule consists of 6 protons, 6 electrons, and 6 neutrons? Or something like that.

  • i meant carbon atom. sorry.

  • those look very exspensive

  • Does it start in 1st of February???

  • Thank you ms Catapano for your charming presentation. Looking forward to many more in 2010.

  • great job at fixing the prob hope all is smooth 4 the next real trials