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  • "Now will you please point at that robot over there?"

  • joke's kinda corny

  • What is this supposed to be a parody of? To kill a mockingbird?

  • I like the part where he thought she was corn

  • Thats my reaction to Korn..

  • At least he didn't think she was porn.

  • I reckon you're in a 12 piece bucket of trouble.

  • LOL i was laughing as soon as the video started because i knew what was going to happen..... -cool story bro-

  • @blessing67: That's kind of the point.

  • Corn, like feed corn, he thinks she is food people!!!!!!!!

  • lol he sounds like Foghorn Leghorn

  • I don't see how he could mistake her for a metal band.

  • @Whitedusk225 haha! It's funny because korn is a band! Oh wait, that's the joke........Fuckin'.......sorr­y.

  • The internet is really really great. . . for corn.

  • LOL WHY IS THIS NOT A MEME?

  • It's an understandable mistake-we've all made it

  • Were you or were you not wearing a hoop skirt?

  • .. Did he mean Corn..

    OR KHORNE?!

  • I love this clip

  • whell that was corn-y (Slapstick sound)

  • you thought she was what?

  • "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GO..I'm sorry I thought you was Khorne."

  • Hyper-Chicken is one of the best characters on this show.

  • Does he need a lunch break?

  • Yonduh crawdad dun et up our flag.

  • Lmao, this is one of my favorite parts ever

  • Hyper-Chicken: As the surveillance camera for the bank what all the judge was a-jawing about, could y'all tell us what you done seen the day of the crime?

    Camera: Well, let's see. My memory's a little fuzzy, but it went exactly like this: [It projects a black and white picture of Fry and Bender taking the money from Roberto. The court gasps.]

    Hyper-Chicken: Your Honor, I move that I be disbarred for introducing this evidence against my own clients.

  • pause press 7 then 6 for fuck me

  • 13 people were mistaken for corn

  • @Speedtimesthree 13 people WAS mistaken for corn

  • @limewulf WAS you mistaken for corn mate?

  • I met a law professor IRL with the exact same accent as Judge Whitey!!! What is the official name of that accent? Midatlantic or something?

  • @capgurken i'd call it Uppercrust McAsshole. :P

  • That was beautiful. ;u;

  • My reaction to arrow to the knee jokes :l

  • Lol

  • These arrow to the knee jokes don't even qualify as jokes in my book. And they're not funny in the least. And I say that as a person who loves to laugh on a daily basis....

  • @steviej321 I used to laugh on a daily basis, then I took an arrow to the knee. :'(

  • I used to be corn, then I took an arrow in the knee.

  • @ssworm35 So I was just sitting there, being an arrow, when some dick adventurer kneed me in the face. True story.

  • I thought of girls as corn till I took an arrow to the-- SHUT THE F*CK UP

  • now that was CORNY ah see what i did there

  • I used to think she was corn, then I took an arrow to the knee.

  • Judge Whitey: It strikes me as an extra-risky strategy.

    Hyper-Chicken: Did you say, "Extra-crispy recipe"?

    Judge Whitey: You know I didn't.

  • Wait! She wasn't corn?

  • happens all the time

  • I don't blame him, I thought she was corn as well

  • im soory i thought you was corn

    best ecuse ener

  • @blade1hunter100 sorry ecuse ever

  • Oh good, i'm not the only one who makes that mistake

  • @WalkthroughsMadeEasy I subscribed to you just for that comment. I laughed for at least a whole minute.

  • BADGER! WHERE?! lmao

  • BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

    SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

    oh sorry i thought you was khorne

  • @joseaca

    CORN FOR THE CORN GOD

  • I thought someone was corn once, then I took an arrow to the knee.

  • @krios739 I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

  • she looks like a young version of wendy's

  • I make this mistake all the time.

  • Even hyperchicken super-intelligent laywers from the year 3000 get distracted and make assumptions.

  • press 3 then 4 and it says do it in his butt xD

  • im sorry, i thought this was porn

  • lolllll press 7

  • Stop badgering the witness.

    Badger? WHERE?!

  • Is that bird meant to be a parody of atticus from to kill a mockingbird?

  • I tried this in law school.

    Didn't go down so well, on the grounds that I'm not a chicken.

  • @Maddolis No wonder you fucking idiot. Law is a serious practice and you shouldn't be pulling fucking shit like that. Did you get your law degree? Probably not you fucking piece of shit. Keep quoting television shows out of the courtrooms. Getting sentenced is a serious issue and society doesn't need fucktards like you sending the wrong people to jail or making jokes during a child rape trial. Fucking asshole.

  • @Hamgammy I got my degree because my lecturer was a Futurama fan.

  • "my clients would like to plead insanity"

    "and what grounds do you say that?"

    "well for one they done hired me as their lawyer"

    "insanity plea accepted"

  • no, zoidberg is the best

  • 10 people thought that girl was a corn.

  • @Alzbeti8: One person is lame for dislike bar jokes. Bet you can guess who.

  • I am corn and I find this offensive.

  • @unpictures1 shut up, food.

  • Damn chicken stole 0:11

    Bastards and their corn!

  • 8 people thought the dislike button was co--ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

  • Foghorn leghorn?

    

  • Cool-o-meter 99.2%

  • The Funniest Futurama Charters Aren't The Main Ones

  • 7 people hired this bird as their legal representative.

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  • I do this everyday

  • gingers look like corn?

  • "Would you please point at that robot over there?

    *everyone in the room gasps and wispers*

    "No further questions."

  • Because all humans are like corn. They all go to waste sometime.

  • SEEMS LEGIT.

  • that is the stupidest bird on the show

  • @flamesk8er1 No, thats the most incompetent lawyer on the show.

  • lol judge whitry: look i have ham to eat so lets wrap this up. um little corn girl you are guilty

  • How does he get work

  • It's and honest mistake.

  • Press 7 :D

  • @seppsters I think it's more of a cross between Atticus Finch and Foghorn Leghorn. I wouldn't cry too much about it.

  • this thin line between civilisation and pure archaic nature - so fragile...

  • "hahaha...Im sorry I thought u was Iphone5.."

  • Did you say extra crispy?

  • I actually expected this to turn into a Dick Cheney joke.

  • I don't care what people say that was funny!

  • 5 people though this videos was about corn

  • Shut up and take my money!

  • Me to blue waffle: im sorry i thought u was porn

  • BWAAAAAAAAKAAA!

  • "pramela"

  • His voice (the lawyer) sounds familiar.

  • Upload the one where the judge is like "That sounds like an extra risky strategy." And the lawyer chicken gets all excited and is like "Did you say extra crispy recipe?"

  • "Blood for the Blo-.... Im sorry i thought you was Khorne"

    Where did that comment go? It was awesome D:

  • Well, that was just corny.

  • Common mistake

  • Why would chicken Lawyer want to peck at Korn?

  • After seeing this me and my friends now go up to random people and say " Bacock! Sorry I thought you was corn." Their faces are priceless

  • @furrybearmca

    except you're not poultry, so the joke doesn't really work...

  • Foghorn's bastard great-great-grandson passes the bar exam.

  • Is that the girl who Bender later shoots a bike at with a cannon? lol I laughed my ass off at that she would have been so badly hurt, bikes are so dangerous...

  • @Pippo91 No problem. :)

  • @Pippo91 He speaks with a Southern Accent. They'll stay stuff like y'all (you), waa-eye (why) t'ain't (there isn't) and will say was instead of were.

  • It is his accent. propperly it will be WERE but some english is more complex than propper english with many blending, adding, and subtracting of words. For example y'all is common in some accents even though it isn't a propper word. Propperly it would be YOU ALL. English is complex :).

  • *click on a video of a forearm*

    I'm sorry, I thought you was porn.

  • epic)

  • I think we found Phoenix Wright's rival.

  • my attorney does this a lot

  • feeling like a freak on a leash-i'm sorry i thought you was KoЯn

  • @TheRoadblade....My thoughts exactly! haha

  • @TheRoadblade Russian 'L'?

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  • This is a really goofy show.

  • He's my favorite secondary Futurama character! 

  • 3 persons thought dat dis vid was corn

  • Yes! This is the best 12 seconds of 12 years of Futurama! Ahahahahaha!

  • When the judge turns his head near the end, I think he looks a little like Ron Paul.

  • Is he worst than Lionel Hutz?

  • I guess he's not really a fan of nu-metal.

  • good thing hes after Korn. I hate Korn.

  • Now I may be just a simple hyperspace chicken....

  • @Ice9455 Christmas is Right around the corner. Please do not fall for the okey Doke. Please Search " IS Christmas Satanic or Christian Poem" It will blow your mind If you are Deep?,are you?

  • @TheTruthUnderTheHood the fuck is wrong with you?

  • @TheTruthUnderTheHood Give me what ever it is that you are smoking...

  • Press 7 for nightmares.

  • preview picture + title= spoiled video. its still funny but it was not as funny as it couldve been

  • i'd like to see him go up against lionel hutz.

  • @Medabg88 I think the judge would just dismiss the case entirely and ban them both from ever appearing in a courthouse.

  • @Medabg88 lionel hutz: BUT *struggles* i think you'll be very suprised *struggles som more* that in fact *struggles more* that i have no corn at all

    *crowd gasps*

  • I think that bird is on drugs.

  • @stlouisrocker100 thats how chickens can be very picky!

  • Nah I love roberto..

    Hes tight

  • Does anybody know who is the Judge Whitey's voice actor? Damn i loved that voice, but in the Overclockwise episode they replaced him with Billy West...

  • @Orion8888888 it was always billy west

  • @charizardag Yes! I noticed that too, after i watched an older episode, but i don't know, he just sounds so different! Anyway, it doesn't matter, he is still a great character.

  • That joke was too corny.

  • best

    character

    ever

  • Don't worry Mr. Hyperchicken, I'd try and kill Korn, too.

  • They told me i could be anything i wanted

    so i became a lawyer

  • Why do they keep hiring him? 

  • Me to family guy: "hahaha, i'm sorry i thought u was funny"

  • @NASCAR4ever11 me to you "im sorry i thought u was smart"

  • @punkkid42 I'd say about 31 people disagree with u on that one asshole

  • @NASCAR4ever11 why bring family guy in to this? Almost as retarded as @SpinachInquisition 's comment. Get off my YouTube.

  • @RDMonkey2 Cause it's a fuckin joke that's why

  • @NASCAR4ever11 Well its a fuckin' shitty one.

  • @RDMonkey2 Really? cause about 41 other people would disagree with u...dumbass

  • @NASCAR4ever11 out of millions. nice comeback btw. You really had me convinced your funny.

  • @RDMonkey2 So how many thumbs up have u got? thats what i fucking thought fucking troll

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  • @NASCAR4ever11 Yeah thats nice, but heres the thing, I don't NEED thumbs up. Its something you and anyone else on YouTube can live without. All these fucking morons on YouTube just making dumbass comments is starting to get redundant.

    P.S. If your brain were able to comprehensibly grasp the ACTUAL situation, you discover that i'm not a troll. There are distinct differences, but your too blind with stupidity to see that.

  • @RDMonkey2 See i don't spend alot of time on youtube cause i have something called a JOB and a LIFE, know what those fuckin r? probably not since u can't get eithier in u'r parents basement. alls i know is that a troll us a dumbass who spends too much fucking time on the internet just to dump all over other peoples comments and videos. fuck, this about the longest time i've spent writing a comment

  • @NASCAR4ever11

    A. I'm perfectly aware of what JOB and a LIFE is. I have a LIFE but i still go to HIGHSCHOOL. I have a room of my btw, and its not a basement. Derp.

    B. Out of that entire comment, 95% of that is incomprehensible english, so i spent like 2 minutes trying to decode what you said. Jesus. Learn2ComebackWithProperEnglis­h.

  • @RDMonkey2 Really? u must be pretty fuckin stupid if u can't read that it's pretty clear, obviously high school isn't helping u. now since i'm the adult here, i'm ending this dumbass arguement over a cartoon

  • @NASCAR4ever11 Just really quick, compare my response to yours.

    Fail Grammar

    Fail Spelling

    Fail English.

    Also, I don't give a shit if you're 12, which is most likely, or 60. You can shut the fuck up and deal with it, you dick-headed little bitch. Get off my YouTube.

  • @RDMonkey2 You don't own youtube. :3

  • @ZombieSonicTails Or so you might think ;3 (yah ik)