Hyper-Chicken: As the surveillance camera for the bank what all the judge was a-jawing about, could y'all tell us what you done seen the day of the crime?
Camera: Well, let's see. My memory's a little fuzzy, but it went exactly like this: [It projects a black and white picture of Fry and Bender taking the money from Roberto. The court gasps.]
Hyper-Chicken: Your Honor, I move that I be disbarred for introducing this evidence against my own clients.
These arrow to the knee jokes don't even qualify as jokes in my book. And they're not funny in the least. And I say that as a person who loves to laugh on a daily basis....
@Maddolis No wonder you fucking idiot. Law is a serious practice and you shouldn't be pulling fucking shit like that. Did you get your law degree? Probably not you fucking piece of shit. Keep quoting television shows out of the courtrooms. Getting sentenced is a serious issue and society doesn't need fucktards like you sending the wrong people to jail or making jokes during a child rape trial. Fucking asshole.
Upload the one where the judge is like "That sounds like an extra risky strategy." And the lawyer chicken gets all excited and is like "Did you say extra crispy recipe?"
Is that the girl who Bender later shoots a bike at with a cannon? lol I laughed my ass off at that she would have been so badly hurt, bikes are so dangerous...
It is his accent. propperly it will be WERE but some english is more complex than propper english with many blending, adding, and subtracting of words. For example y'all is common in some accents even though it isn't a propper word. Propperly it would be YOU ALL. English is complex :).
@Ice9455 Christmas is Right around the corner. Please do not fall for the okey Doke. Please Search " IS Christmas Satanic or Christian Poem" It will blow your mind If you are Deep?,are you?
Does anybody know who is the Judge Whitey's voice actor? Damn i loved that voice, but in the Overclockwise episode they replaced him with Billy West...
@charizardag Yes! I noticed that too, after i watched an older episode, but i don't know, he just sounds so different! Anyway, it doesn't matter, he is still a great character.
@NASCAR4ever11 Yeah thats nice, but heres the thing, I don't NEED thumbs up. Its something you and anyone else on YouTube can live without. All these fucking morons on YouTube just making dumbass comments is starting to get redundant.
P.S. If your brain were able to comprehensibly grasp the ACTUAL situation, you discover that i'm not a troll. There are distinct differences, but your too blind with stupidity to see that.
@RDMonkey2 See i don't spend alot of time on youtube cause i have something called a JOB and a LIFE, know what those fuckin r? probably not since u can't get eithier in u'r parents basement. alls i know is that a troll us a dumbass who spends too much fucking time on the internet just to dump all over other peoples comments and videos. fuck, this about the longest time i've spent writing a comment
A. I'm perfectly aware of what JOB and a LIFE is. I have a LIFE but i still go to HIGHSCHOOL. I have a room of my btw, and its not a basement. Derp.
B. Out of that entire comment, 95% of that is incomprehensible english, so i spent like 2 minutes trying to decode what you said. Jesus. Learn2ComebackWithProperEnglish.
@RDMonkey2 Really? u must be pretty fuckin stupid if u can't read that it's pretty clear, obviously high school isn't helping u. now since i'm the adult here, i'm ending this dumbass arguement over a cartoon
@NASCAR4ever11 Just really quick, compare my response to yours.
Fail Grammar
Fail Spelling
Fail English.
Also, I don't give a shit if you're 12, which is most likely, or 60. You can shut the fuck up and deal with it, you dick-headed little bitch. Get off my YouTube.
"Now will you please point at that robot over there?"
AINGELPROJECT667 13 hours ago
joke's kinda corny
MrMushroom123 1 day ago
What is this supposed to be a parody of? To kill a mockingbird?
GanadoFO 2 days ago
I like the part where he thought she was corn
MrMcseb 3 days ago
Thats my reaction to Korn..
AbduCola 5 days ago
At least he didn't think she was porn.
BowsersMinion 6 days ago 6
I reckon you're in a 12 piece bucket of trouble.
caliguy90001 1 week ago
LOL i was laughing as soon as the video started because i knew what was going to happen..... -cool story bro-
a2redneck 1 week ago
@blessing67: That's kind of the point.
MrStGeorgeIllawarra 1 week ago
Corn, like feed corn, he thinks she is food people!!!!!!!!
StringBuster420420 1 week ago
lol he sounds like Foghorn Leghorn
blessing67 2 weeks ago
I don't see how he could mistake her for a metal band.
Whitedusk225 2 weeks ago 5
@Whitedusk225 haha! It's funny because korn is a band! Oh wait, that's the joke........Fuckin'.......sorry.
Fatstratmatt96 2 weeks ago
The internet is really really great. . . for corn.
voidcadet 2 weeks ago 2
LOL WHY IS THIS NOT A MEME?
MCtiptoes 2 weeks ago 6
It's an understandable mistake-we've all made it
GothGaara92 2 weeks ago
Were you or were you not wearing a hoop skirt?
sonin820 2 weeks ago
.. Did he mean Corn..
OR KHORNE?!
firelord699 3 weeks ago
I love this clip
joshmyersrulz 4 weeks ago
whell that was corn-y (Slapstick sound)
Dragonaushproduction 4 weeks ago 2
you thought she was what?
bosebucks375 4 weeks ago
"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GO..I'm sorry I thought you was Khorne."
ALEXJDXBL 1 month ago
Hyper-Chicken is one of the best characters on this show.
thejoint25 1 month ago
Does he need a lunch break?
charmeleon16 1 month ago
Yonduh crawdad dun et up our flag.
PhilipEbanks 1 month ago 4
Lmao, this is one of my favorite parts ever
V1PER7964 1 month ago
Hyper-Chicken: As the surveillance camera for the bank what all the judge was a-jawing about, could y'all tell us what you done seen the day of the crime?
Camera: Well, let's see. My memory's a little fuzzy, but it went exactly like this: [It projects a black and white picture of Fry and Bender taking the money from Roberto. The court gasps.]
Hyper-Chicken: Your Honor, I move that I be disbarred for introducing this evidence against my own clients.
hafizf86 1 month ago 5
pause press 7 then 6 for fuck me
ThatSkullMonkey 1 month ago
13 people were mistaken for corn
Speedtimesthree 1 month ago
@Speedtimesthree 13 people WAS mistaken for corn
limewulf 1 month ago 2
@limewulf WAS you mistaken for corn mate?
Medabg88 1 month ago
I met a law professor IRL with the exact same accent as Judge Whitey!!! What is the official name of that accent? Midatlantic or something?
capgurken 1 month ago 3
@capgurken i'd call it Uppercrust McAsshole. :P
spongebobbette23 1 month ago
That was beautiful. ;u;
mikumiku333 1 month ago
My reaction to arrow to the knee jokes :l
LethalBeastification 1 month ago
Lol
jayM0b 2 months ago
These arrow to the knee jokes don't even qualify as jokes in my book. And they're not funny in the least. And I say that as a person who loves to laugh on a daily basis....
steviej321 2 months ago
@steviej321 I used to laugh on a daily basis, then I took an arrow to the knee. :'(
spritsengiggle 2 months ago
I used to be corn, then I took an arrow in the knee.
ssworm35 2 months ago
@ssworm35 So I was just sitting there, being an arrow, when some dick adventurer kneed me in the face. True story.
Big5000K 2 months ago
I thought of girls as corn till I took an arrow to the-- SHUT THE F*CK UP
TheNoster96 2 months ago
now that was CORNY ah see what i did there
konnii1 2 months ago
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I too thought she was corn, then I took an arrow to the knee.
xIAmTheLichKingx 2 months ago
I used to think she was corn, then I took an arrow to the knee.
xIAmTheLichKingx 2 months ago
Judge Whitey: It strikes me as an extra-risky strategy.
Hyper-Chicken: Did you say, "Extra-crispy recipe"?
Judge Whitey: You know I didn't.
quietthunder 2 months ago 3
Wait! She wasn't corn?
EnvelopsTheBathtub 2 months ago
happens all the time
freakymoejoe2 2 months ago
I don't blame him, I thought she was corn as well
Habbadax 2 months ago 57
im soory i thought you was corn
best ecuse ener
blade1hunter100 2 months ago
@blade1hunter100 sorry ecuse ever
blade1hunter100 1 month ago
Oh good, i'm not the only one who makes that mistake
WalkthroughsMadeEasy 2 months ago 172
@WalkthroughsMadeEasy I subscribed to you just for that comment. I laughed for at least a whole minute.
HauntedMusicBox2 1 month ago
BADGER! WHERE?! lmao
MrsLedZepper 2 months ago
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
oh sorry i thought you was khorne
joseaca 2 months ago 4
@joseaca
CORN FOR THE CORN GOD
AINGELPROJECT667 2 months ago
I thought someone was corn once, then I took an arrow to the knee.
krios739 2 months ago
@krios739 I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
PrinceWatermelon 2 months ago
she looks like a young version of wendy's
lavachoke 3 months ago
I make this mistake all the time.
cobaltfirewarrior 3 months ago
Even hyperchicken super-intelligent laywers from the year 3000 get distracted and make assumptions.
AndrewCl42 3 months ago
press 3 then 4 and it says do it in his butt xD
LiveLikeFaith 3 months ago
im sorry, i thought this was porn
skekord 3 months ago
lolllll press 7
Fludeyy 3 months ago
Stop badgering the witness.
Badger? WHERE?!
pridelander06 3 months ago
Is that bird meant to be a parody of atticus from to kill a mockingbird?
sarkloid9 3 months ago
I tried this in law school.
Didn't go down so well, on the grounds that I'm not a chicken.
Maddolis 3 months ago
@Maddolis No wonder you fucking idiot. Law is a serious practice and you shouldn't be pulling fucking shit like that. Did you get your law degree? Probably not you fucking piece of shit. Keep quoting television shows out of the courtrooms. Getting sentenced is a serious issue and society doesn't need fucktards like you sending the wrong people to jail or making jokes during a child rape trial. Fucking asshole.
Hamgammy 3 months ago
@Hamgammy I got my degree because my lecturer was a Futurama fan.
Maddolis 3 months ago
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"Happens all the time!"
FRSyndicate2 3 months ago
"my clients would like to plead insanity"
"and what grounds do you say that?"
"well for one they done hired me as their lawyer"
"insanity plea accepted"
inuyasha9454 3 months ago 6
no, zoidberg is the best
2112Addyboy 3 months ago
10 people thought that girl was a corn.
Alzbeti8 3 months ago
@Alzbeti8: One person is lame for dislike bar jokes. Bet you can guess who.
PooPoo2U 3 months ago
I am corn and I find this offensive.
unpictures1 3 months ago 5
@unpictures1 shut up, food.
Norrec87 3 months ago
Damn chicken stole 0:11
Bastards and their corn!
lunaman156 3 months ago
8 people thought the dislike button was co--ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
DXIndustriesInc 3 months ago 2
Foghorn leghorn?
98tails 3 months ago
Cool-o-meter 99.2%
IAlexCrowI 3 months ago
The Funniest Futurama Charters Aren't The Main Ones
ssohood2011 3 months ago
7 people hired this bird as their legal representative.
ReinEngel2 3 months ago
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Your honor, I move that I be disbarred for introducing this evidence against my own clients.
KingNothing125 3 months ago
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KingNothing125 3 months ago
I do this everyday
MrMaximumDoom 3 months ago
gingers look like corn?
cheatcodechamp 3 months ago
"Would you please point at that robot over there?
*everyone in the room gasps and wispers*
"No further questions."
halfblooddutchprince 3 months ago 207
Because all humans are like corn. They all go to waste sometime.
JasiadHalliad 4 months ago
SEEMS LEGIT.
Simalacrum 4 months ago 6
that is the stupidest bird on the show
flamesk8er1 4 months ago
@flamesk8er1 No, thats the most incompetent lawyer on the show.
Koyori12345 3 months ago
lol judge whitry: look i have ham to eat so lets wrap this up. um little corn girl you are guilty
inuyasha9454 4 months ago 2
How does he get work
TurkishStain 4 months ago
It's and honest mistake.
Tenmi11ion 4 months ago
Press 7 :D
CHURCHISAWESUM 4 months ago
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haha, those funny southern people you're allowed to make fun of, because they're not black.
seppsters 4 months ago 86
@seppsters I think it's more of a cross between Atticus Finch and Foghorn Leghorn. I wouldn't cry too much about it.
TenWhoWereTaken 2 months ago
this thin line between civilisation and pure archaic nature - so fragile...
thomasjdzenger 4 months ago
"hahaha...Im sorry I thought u was Iphone5.."
krnxanga 4 months ago
Did you say extra crispy?
VISIONmg86 4 months ago
I actually expected this to turn into a Dick Cheney joke.
Tunkson 4 months ago
I don't care what people say that was funny!
Travisisawsome1 4 months ago
5 people though this videos was about corn
protekjv82 4 months ago
Shut up and take my money!
adamisajoker 4 months ago
Me to blue waffle: im sorry i thought u was porn
Marioking707 4 months ago in playlist More videos from Leetdude316
BWAAAAAAAAKAAA!
JokrProject 4 months ago
"pramela"
yasminx16 4 months ago
His voice (the lawyer) sounds familiar.
ilikeamazon 4 months ago
Upload the one where the judge is like "That sounds like an extra risky strategy." And the lawyer chicken gets all excited and is like "Did you say extra crispy recipe?"
STDrepository 4 months ago
"Blood for the Blo-.... Im sorry i thought you was Khorne"
Where did that comment go? It was awesome D:
SugoiBeats 4 months ago 3
Well, that was just corny.
BulletShootingGuys 4 months ago 2
Common mistake
AussieWeasels 4 months ago 292
Why would chicken Lawyer want to peck at Korn?
polishguy994 4 months ago
After seeing this me and my friends now go up to random people and say " Bacock! Sorry I thought you was corn." Their faces are priceless
furrybearmca 4 months ago
@furrybearmca
except you're not poultry, so the joke doesn't really work...
noregrets92 4 months ago
Foghorn's bastard great-great-grandson passes the bar exam.
Thoralmir 4 months ago 4
Is that the girl who Bender later shoots a bike at with a cannon? lol I laughed my ass off at that she would have been so badly hurt, bikes are so dangerous...
Tactual 4 months ago
@Pippo91 No problem. :)
Water3Monkey 4 months ago
@Pippo91 He speaks with a Southern Accent. They'll stay stuff like y'all (you), waa-eye (why) t'ain't (there isn't) and will say was instead of were.
Water3Monkey 4 months ago
It is his accent. propperly it will be WERE but some english is more complex than propper english with many blending, adding, and subtracting of words. For example y'all is common in some accents even though it isn't a propper word. Propperly it would be YOU ALL. English is complex :).
phillippepe 4 months ago
*click on a video of a forearm*
I'm sorry, I thought you was porn.
DustyPengwin 4 months ago 7
epic)
flaiye 4 months ago
I think we found Phoenix Wright's rival.
Auzy4 4 months ago 3
my attorney does this a lot
hbkusa 4 months ago
feeling like a freak on a leash-i'm sorry i thought you was KoЯn
TheRoadblade 5 months ago 112
@TheRoadblade....My thoughts exactly! haha
finzfan92 5 months ago
@TheRoadblade Russian 'L'?
HappyIsFleeting 3 months ago
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TheRoadblade 5 months ago
This is a really goofy show.
basher5time 5 months ago
He's my favorite secondary Futurama character!
thejoint25 5 months ago
3 persons thought dat dis vid was corn
visiousgodofwar 5 months ago 3
Yes! This is the best 12 seconds of 12 years of Futurama! Ahahahahaha!
SpookyJohnathan 5 months ago
When the judge turns his head near the end, I think he looks a little like Ron Paul.
MShepherd88 5 months ago
Is he worst than Lionel Hutz?
Glutenovsky 5 months ago
I guess he's not really a fan of nu-metal.
maalbe987 5 months ago
good thing hes after Korn. I hate Korn.
papaawesome 5 months ago
Now I may be just a simple hyperspace chicken....
Ice9455 5 months ago
@Ice9455 Christmas is Right around the corner. Please do not fall for the okey Doke. Please Search " IS Christmas Satanic or Christian Poem" It will blow your mind If you are Deep?,are you?
TheTruthUnderTheHood 5 months ago
@TheTruthUnderTheHood the fuck is wrong with you?
ralphy329 5 months ago
@TheTruthUnderTheHood Give me what ever it is that you are smoking...
Robbi86 5 months ago
Press 7 for nightmares.
Deavi783 5 months ago 2
preview picture + title= spoiled video. its still funny but it was not as funny as it couldve been
blodboy108 5 months ago
i'd like to see him go up against lionel hutz.
Medabg88 5 months ago 45
@Medabg88 I think the judge would just dismiss the case entirely and ban them both from ever appearing in a courthouse.
will786 5 months ago
@Medabg88 lionel hutz: BUT *struggles* i think you'll be very suprised *struggles som more* that in fact *struggles more* that i have no corn at all
*crowd gasps*
sturniboy 4 months ago
I think that bird is on drugs.
stlouisrocker100 5 months ago
@stlouisrocker100 thats how chickens can be very picky!
YOUGOTPWNED1111 5 months ago
@YOUGOTPWNED1111 lol
stlouisrocker100 5 months ago
Nah I love roberto..
Hes tight
dasired1995 5 months ago
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Two people were mistaken for corn.
SpinachInquisition 5 months ago 54
Does anybody know who is the Judge Whitey's voice actor? Damn i loved that voice, but in the Overclockwise episode they replaced him with Billy West...
Orion8888888 5 months ago
@Orion8888888 it was always billy west
charizardag 5 months ago
@charizardag Yes! I noticed that too, after i watched an older episode, but i don't know, he just sounds so different! Anyway, it doesn't matter, he is still a great character.
Orion8888888 5 months ago
That joke was too corny.
00chicken101 5 months ago 8
best
character
ever
DarkGriFFoN12345 5 months ago
Don't worry Mr. Hyperchicken, I'd try and kill Korn, too.
mrmootheirrev 5 months ago
They told me i could be anything i wanted
so i became a lawyer
messiha666 5 months ago
Why do they keep hiring him?
Tactual 5 months ago
Me to family guy: "hahaha, i'm sorry i thought u was funny"
NASCAR4ever11 5 months ago 83
@NASCAR4ever11 me to you "im sorry i thought u was smart"
punkkid42 4 months ago
@punkkid42 I'd say about 31 people disagree with u on that one asshole
NASCAR4ever11 4 months ago
@NASCAR4ever11 why bring family guy in to this? Almost as retarded as @SpinachInquisition 's comment. Get off my YouTube.
RDMonkey2 4 months ago
@RDMonkey2 Cause it's a fuckin joke that's why
NASCAR4ever11 4 months ago
@NASCAR4ever11 Well its a fuckin' shitty one.
RDMonkey2 4 months ago
@RDMonkey2 Really? cause about 41 other people would disagree with u...dumbass
NASCAR4ever11 4 months ago
@NASCAR4ever11 out of millions. nice comeback btw. You really had me convinced your funny.
RDMonkey2 4 months ago
@RDMonkey2 So how many thumbs up have u got? thats what i fucking thought fucking troll
NASCAR4ever11 4 months ago
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RDMonkey2 4 months ago
@NASCAR4ever11 Yeah thats nice, but heres the thing, I don't NEED thumbs up. Its something you and anyone else on YouTube can live without. All these fucking morons on YouTube just making dumbass comments is starting to get redundant.
P.S. If your brain were able to comprehensibly grasp the ACTUAL situation, you discover that i'm not a troll. There are distinct differences, but your too blind with stupidity to see that.
RDMonkey2 4 months ago
@RDMonkey2 See i don't spend alot of time on youtube cause i have something called a JOB and a LIFE, know what those fuckin r? probably not since u can't get eithier in u'r parents basement. alls i know is that a troll us a dumbass who spends too much fucking time on the internet just to dump all over other peoples comments and videos. fuck, this about the longest time i've spent writing a comment
NASCAR4ever11 4 months ago
@NASCAR4ever11
A. I'm perfectly aware of what JOB and a LIFE is. I have a LIFE but i still go to HIGHSCHOOL. I have a room of my btw, and its not a basement. Derp.
B. Out of that entire comment, 95% of that is incomprehensible english, so i spent like 2 minutes trying to decode what you said. Jesus. Learn2ComebackWithProperEnglish.
RDMonkey2 4 months ago
@RDMonkey2 Really? u must be pretty fuckin stupid if u can't read that it's pretty clear, obviously high school isn't helping u. now since i'm the adult here, i'm ending this dumbass arguement over a cartoon
NASCAR4ever11 4 months ago
@NASCAR4ever11 Just really quick, compare my response to yours.
Fail Grammar
Fail Spelling
Fail English.
Also, I don't give a shit if you're 12, which is most likely, or 60. You can shut the fuck up and deal with it, you dick-headed little bitch. Get off my YouTube.
RDMonkey2 4 months ago
@RDMonkey2 You don't own youtube. :3
ZombieSonicTails 4 months ago
@ZombieSonicTails Or so you might think ;3 (yah ik)
RDMonkey2 4 months ago