Pint-sized Romeo - Gerard Way/Frank Iero Shipper Song

[MiissSlash]

but unlike you, i have limits...there are some things tht you shouldn't do, like tht...i don't get why it hasn't been forbidden yet! "There's no word to define this awfulness"

[spashleyboy]

@MiissSlash You're entitled to your opinion, but I think the 25,000 views and the hundreds of people who have bought the song on iTunes beg to differ. But hey - thanks for adding to the view count :)

[MiissSlash]

This is absolutely a disgusting thing to do, let me tell you: you are completely fucked up ! Do you reelize what the mcr guys would think about tht piece if shit if they happened to see it? Don't you have sth else to do ?! Don't you already know tht the mcr guys aren't into fanfictions, so obviously they don't need to be reminded of Frerard...again ! That's just sth you shoul you did. Beside learn how to sing--' And just so you know i'm actually a big fan of Frerard fanfictions ...

[BeckaBoodle1]

I write Frerard.

This song is just.. So amazing. :3

[TheBleedingHate]

HOW AWESOME IS THAT ?! :D

I fucking fell in love with you,man ! :D

you are genius !

[Dusk0907]

"Way to his heart is lube and a rubber glove" Thatt part always gets me xD

[202cardline]

I don't ship them, but I don't see how anyone can hate. This is so damn creative. €_€

[imacreepy1]

You are so awsome! Marry me! ♥ This is sososososososoos cool! Love your voice.

[GreenDayTacooutsider]

good things

[Princesseelle1]

WITHOUT WORDS ... THE BEST SONG I HEAR EVER!!!!!

[BaGeebius]

Everyone, Stand for the anthem -puts fist on chest and looks up proudly-

[LuciaLeeWay]

I CANT STOP LISTENING TO THIS. amazing voice, perfect guitar, and EPIC song!!!! i love you!!

[Stephimae]

OH MY GOD AHAHAA I LOVE YOU

[MCRBulletsAndLove]

I think I'm in love with you.

[MadaMeraposa]

You are full of good things.

[XRealityUknownX]

...I can't. I just. I love you.

No, but seriously. This made my week.

I've only been a My Chem fan for a little while and when I got linked to this I cried, dude. Motherfucking tears of joy.

Thank you so much for this. There is so much inspiration right here, you have no idea.

*wants to go write endless Frerard now*

[BelasVampirella]

awesome song dude!

I really need the guitar tabs of that!!

PLEASE!

Greetings from germany. -3

[catherinelillian]

omg, flailing. Why is this so amazing?<33333

[tintulka]

I just want to thank you for making this AMAZING song. And for taking credit for it even several years later...many people would be ashamed for no reason at all.

[blazearcanum]

Hahahaha YES

[4mylovekakashi]

this is AWESOME and HILARIOUS and OMG why have I not heard this until now!? XD

[StormValleyStables]

You sir, just made my life in a million and eighty different ways. Thank you, for making my shitty day better. <3

[mickey48412]

xcv hukzxu kmz4x6u3 ---- E.P.I.C ...!!

[lacemouth]

Yes. this is my new text alarm. You're flawless ♥

[spashleyboy]

@lacemouth awesome, thank you! the studio version is up on itunes if that tickles your fancy! :)

[lacemouth]

@spashleyboy I adore you. you're going to be huge. Good luck.

[PhyscoA]

I love you. Marry me?

[CatxXxBlack]

Made my day <3

[XxBoredoutofmindxX]

I found this song like a year ago, I just found it again and I remember all the words! xD your amazing (': THIS MAKES MY DAY EVERYTIME I HEAR IT!

[dannebnnt]

dhlfsbfcgakueflbacwtgse8pcQAMA­ZING, You're awesome :))) Made my day :))

[EatingVampires]

omgIthinkIloveyou <3

[RetroTakeover]

I am literally listening to this on repeat... What is wrong with me!

[JackieJelly24]

New favorite song. <3

[Hinako96]

I wish Gee and Frank could see this! omg xD there faces would be priceless. I bet Frank would be alll like smirking all the way and Gerard would be all like " O_O"

[NaturalBornFerardist]

@Hinako96 I bet they've already seen it. I mean, they've admitted to reading a fanfic or two, so I'll bet they've stumbled across this. I also bet they love it (;

[RawrrItsKyra]

This song never gets old.

[carly0822]

I. LOVE. YOU!!!!!

[whooshyoumissedme]

FUCKING AMAZING. I love you. XDDDD Super funny. :DDDD

Much much love<333

MCRmy4LIFE<33

[SoundlyAwakeTonight]

I wish everyone on twitter would send this to MCR xD

I would never stop laughing xD

[XxSonicSalmonellaxX]

i aint even mad!

[marabou90]

I was just thinking.. Is there any place I can find the chords of this song? me and a friend of mine love this song, and it would be fun to do it sometime =)

[loveallanimegirl123]

you're awesome hope u make other songs! better yet u shoud be famouse!!!

[MissSassyR]

Can I lock you in my basement and get you to write frerard songs for me? I'll build you a nice room and shizzle :D

[IKilledARomanXIDEK]

I love this so much :D

[LEXIisacookie]

I've pinned this song to google chrome. And it shall play automatically, every time I open the internet. Forever.

[LEXIisacookie]

This is so brilliant. ;-;

Smiling through the entire song. You gmh

[xxtheemokidxx14]

If I ever meet Gerard way irl im showing him this song xD

[fragileWanderer]

i.just.cant.even.

this is so

oh dear mother of whatever

this

[MushroomMeep]

As a female Frerard writer, I find this amazingly amusing xD

Oh, and, lol, I think I just fell in love with you x) You are genius

And I'm writing a fanfic called Vampire and his Pint-Sized Romeo, it involves this song :P :)

[ilovelezlezandryry]

@MushroomMeep DUDE, YOU GOTTA FICWAD? BEST MCR FANSITE EVER- :) LOOK I UP!

[Macadder123]

:'D This made my summer.

[carly0822]

:0 i... wanna.... marry you.

[LittleMissWayGirlx]

Can i ask a question are you gay, bi or straight? The question comes up everytime i meet a guy shipping Frerard... U R SO AWESOME BUT THIS SONG IS WAY MORE THAN AWESOME! Though I'm slightly worried how you know, about lude and blow jobs...

[mayzy123]

dude, i love you. now give me a cyber hug xD

[mysweeetprince]

You are my hero.

[codybriansrainbow]

thanks from your russian fans for this) the song is amazing ^^

[jossanchan]

I love this song! You're amazing! <3

[iloveeshortstackk]

This is too good

[DarkVampireMisstress]

I love this song so much!! You have a beautiful voice and your guitar skills are deffinitely something to be jealous of! The lyrics are purely genius! I watched your Panic! At The Disco covers and your original songs, and I really think you have extreme talent. I have a question, though. I was wondering, if you could maybe do a Billie Joe Armstrong/Mike Dirnt (from Green Day) shipper song?

[Geno0]

@DarkVampireMisstress

:D

[killemall161]

@DarkVampireMisstress I totally agree!!! There is tons of stuff to work with. It'd be sexiness. :D

[Blood4wrists]

@DarkVampireMisstress yes yes yes <3 Billie/Mike <3

[DawnBarbourOfficial]

Why is this the best fucking song ever?

[DarkVampireMisstress]

Hi. You just became my hero. I love you. <3

[adrnalineandroid]

Hello.  I love you.

[lilmsgothicprincess1]

Dude, HOW do you keep a straight face? Like, I was singing along and kept cracking up!! Probably because of 'blowjob' but still... I'm just an immature young child...

[figwmwrtbb]

Why haven't I found this before now?! Oh Em Gee it's so awesome!! Thank you for making this :) totally made my day :D

[mrstherev]

Can I hug for this? omygosh this is so beautiful XD

[creepyassmotherfuck]

THIS. IS. AWESOME. 

[MCRCrazyFan1992]

<3 There's a Frerard fanfic called "The Vampire and his Pint-Sized Romeo". :)

[TheBrokenAccordian]

no words for how AWESOME this is

you're the best person EVER

[heyyoumickey15]

You're so talented. And the song is beautifull. Keep doing such things (:

[ChloBoHart]

it's plain to see that his gf or himself??? writes/reads frerard :')! this song is hilarious <3

[lookalivesunshine45]

Oh my god :D

[fallingdownhouse]

I love this

[xmargedx]

I just love this, okay.

[Fazacsi]

This is so amazing. We're singing this at the Hungarian killjoy meetup :D

[avatar8541]

This is now my favorite song! I love it. You're the awesomest guy ever! <3



[liindexen]

you're amazing! i love this! :D

[conoriginal]

I...I...I think I love you. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR CREATING THIS SONG!!

[dezinfekcia]

OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU

[rimfrost95]

I don't even know....this is just adjfhadkl astonishing

[o0oTheDesperateo0o]

You rock ,man!

[vampire94]

Fuck, This is epic

[NejiTentenlova]

I think I am am madly in love with you.

[Saxana10]

oh, how I love this song! I wanna ask you... Would you mind if we sang it before MCR`s show in Vienna? It`s your song, so I thought it`s better to ask before we do it. :)

[spashleyboy]

@Saxana10 I would be honored if you did! That would be great! Take some video if you can and post it on youtube :)

[Saxana10]

@spashleyboy Thank you! I`ll post it. That show is 6/27/, so I`ll let you know then! :*

[immaGerardWayaddict]

@Saxana10 oh jesus!

Did you end up doing it ?!?!!?!? xDD

[Saxana10]

@immaGerardWayaddict we didn`t... We didn`t find too much ppl who went to Vienna, so they didn`t know we want to sing this...:/

[NancyBoyProductions]

@Saxana10 Oh my God, don't do that. That is taking it way too far. They're married now and have kids. Stop being immature, god damnit.

[Saxana10]

@NancyBoyProductions late :D Vienna gig was a week ago... anyway we didn`t, we didn`t find too much ppl, we went here, so they didn`t know we want to sing it

[roflcopters56]

facebook.com/pages/The-Vampire­-And-His-Pint-Sized-Romeo/1663­03146760584

I made a Facebook page for this, JSYK.

[NisamPlawusa]

JESUS CHRIST THIS IS TOO EPIC FOR ME TO HANDLE.

[BashiiInsomniac]

hey guy!

I adore you for this :D

[DaniellaAutumnSmith]

Oh my lord.

You are my hero.

[MissCatty123]

You look so much like a guy in my school, he's cool too, but not as much as you.

You just lighten up my day with this song:D

[anka33325]

OMG! I love it ! <3

[DuHastAuch]

one about Jalex (Jack/Alex from All Time Low)...

and one about Hott Baguettes (Pierre/David from Simple Plan)! Like, in a French accent or something like that :D That would be awesome. And it'd have to involve "double bananas"... SP fans know what I mean. :D

[monstercuppycakes]

Oh...my...god...

One: I think I smashed the replay button... *hands you a destroyed button*

Two: I wish my iTunes would start working for me. *wants this song on my soon-to-be iPod* :D

[dannieDwilliams]

lyrics to this, anyone? this is awesome, and FRERARD shall live :3

[Doylage52]

MARRY ME OR SOMETHING? THIS IS TOO EPIC I THINK I BROKE CAPS LOCK.

[0MyChemicalRomance3]

Do one about Jalex omg.

(Jack Barakat and Alex Gaskarth)

[DuHastAuch]

@0MyChemicalRomance3 YES YES YES!!!!

[PurpleTigon]

wow thiz iz kewl! i wud like th sekshual prts to happen..XD i kno me weerd! frerard iz my OTP. =)

[JerseyAtHeart]

This is fucking fantastic, haha, <3.

[MCRforever98]

I drew a stick figure Frankie saying 'hi' to a stick figure gee that was like 'XD' on my Spanish assignment and as I wrote 'hi's another way of asking for a blowjob. Then I turned it in and my teacher started singing this song. I joined in and we put on a mini-concert for the class :D it was epic...until the principal walked in..:/

[choliecole]

@MCRforever98 fail lmao but wow your teacher is kewl

[Lillefoden]

@MCRforever98 omg your teacher rock!:D

[RobynandSarahofMCRmy]

I love this sooo much! I downloaded the Itunes version :D :D but this one is better..... But ..er, i downloaded it on my dad's itunes account and I'm SCREWED if he finds out... He doesn't know I know what a blowjob is... HAHA :D x

[PhyscoA]

Amazing though!! hilarious... but so AMAZING

[PhyscoA]

i got linked this, and i was thinking, wow he has a really nice voice.... then i realised who linked me it, an dthen i started listening, having laughed to myself that much EVER!!

[KelseyyEliseeWay]

I love you, sir.

[DestructionBattery]

the vampire and the pint sized romeo that's my new catch phrase! this is awesome man! :D

[KatieCaffeineDK]

Your mother must be so proud of you :3

[spashleyboy]

@KatieCaffeineDK lol. actually she is. you've got no idea how well this song sells on itunes :P

[choliecole]

@spashleyboy I LOVE IT!!!!!<3

[KatieCaffeineDK]

I love you.

[fishtardss]

Oh god, marry me.

[RogueFruitNinja]

Holy SHIT I love you.

[GuitarGoddess01]

My friend showed me this song. I'm so in love with it. Ferard = FTW

[meganluvzification]

ive got the words in my head and i woz singing it the other day and my m8 woz like wtf and i woz like u dont wanna know!!

[LyricalTragedyXOXO]

GENIUS!

[lizzydarkvampire77]

ahhhh i love this is soo cutee!!!!

[TheChickYouHate]

I am laughing so hard right now. My mom walked in when I was watching this and just stared at me.... So I turned it up louder and stared at her.

[HeyHaiHelloxx]

THIS IS GOLDEN <3 :D

[xantisocialxlightx]

This... This is magical.

[jennydemilo]

Highly disturbing.

[HamletHatesYT]

I love this!

But the download link dosent work :(

[spashleyboy]

@HamletHatesYT Glad you enjoy the song :)

Unfortunately I took the download link down because it's now available on iTunes.

[HamletHatesYT]

@spashleyboy Okay, thanks for telling me :)

I'll have to look it up.

[LispsAreCool]

"fuck until their butts hurt."

So romantic.

Gets me every time.

[NancyBoyProductions]

I am really glad that this exists :D

It's great. And I'm very fond of 'frerard'. Frankie and Gee are my OTP <3

(See what I did there? I made a rhyme and a reference to one of your songs AT. THE. SAME. TIME O: )

[xNotxOkayx]

You are a fuckig genius :')

[sailorsaturn1118]

I LOVE YOU FOR THIS MORE THAN YOU COULD POSSIBLY KNOW

Just saying~

-huuuuugs-

X3

[MarshaSimoni]

I fucking love this song XD

[hybrid095]

fucking awesome dude. u are great a guitar and the lyrics are fitting XX you rock X

[ThePeppermint1995]

i feel sorry for bandit, she is gunna type her dad in youtube and find stuff like this :L lol love this song dude!

[MegaSockz]

ohmygod this si the funniest thing i've ever heard! you are amazing :')

[mYChEmLiz]

DUDE i love itttt!!!

Your voice is great! amazing lyrics :D

[GuitarBurnsHurt]

You, my friend, are my hero! <3

any chance you could could tell me the chords? :)

This would be the perfect song for my music exam XD

[bethyrokz]

i've just been singing along to this out loud... too bad my brother and dad are only sitting about 6 metres away from me!!!

it's so catchy and i love it

the last chorus is my fave bit :)

[bethyrokz]

the vampire and his pint-sized romeo :)

this song is a legend

im sure if frank and gerard have seen it, they must have laughed alot too

thanks for brightening up my day xD

[LalaThaddeus]

well... i hereby declare this the Official Frerard Song :D

[BlueNinjaTuna]

This is the best thing I've ever heard. Omfg. I love you.

This is just so perfect!!

The vampire and his pint sized romeo <3

[EJayRoseLovesGerard]

I spent the last ten minutes singing this.

Bad idea when you have your grandparents over.

Grounded until New Years, but so worth it!

[CalifornIADreamin211]

That is too funny

[JustForTheDead]

This is my favourit song of all time. Ever. Seriously, always gets me in a good mood if I'm feeling down. I actually hope Frank and Gerard has seen this, I think they'd find it hilarious!

[crakrjak661]

Hahahaha pure GENIUS! I love it :D

Thank you for making me laugh.

[EmoIsPassion]

lolz cute song, unfortunately, the first time i listened to it my little brother was in the room lol

[NancyMorticia]

This is like my fav thing to listen to right now. It some damn good slashy goodness

[thursday13wed]

ooh that's so cuuute XD amazing voice btw *_*

[SamasaurusRAWR]

this never gets old <3

[TheChickYouHate]

OH MY GOD. XD

[Zombiexlovers]

MAN! You so freaking hilarious, I love you!!! This totally made my YEAR!

[kyoskit]

this is the ferard fangirl JAM!!!!!!!!!

[xxxfizzybaybiixxx]

I would just like you to know that you are the single most awesome person in the world and you are delightful.

So...there.

[missy903]

This is fucking genius.

Funniest thing ever... well maybe not EVER, but definitely top 10

[AnnyFerMCR]

I have this soundin' in my iPod xDD

[3ILuvmusic]

This is brilliant. I love it.

"The way to his heart is lube and a rubber glove"

Jesus, you speak the truth :P

[twilightxluvx110]

OMG i love this song haha

I tried to download it with that link and it didnt work...

[spashleyboy]

@twilightxluvx110 I'm glad you love the song! And sorry about the link. I actually meant to take that link out of the info box (and will do that now), as the song is now available on iTunes and the home-recorded version is no longer up for download. I apologise that you missed it, but us poor musicians gotta make a living somehow :P

[TheSceneDweebs]

This is now on my iPod. Be happy, not many things make it to my iPod unless it's AMAZINGLY great.

Thumbs up! Btw, I'm showing Gerard Way. (I'm magical with MSN)

He's gonna hate you, but love the hell out of your talent xD

[spashleyboy]

@TheSceneDweebs Heh thanks. I think Gerard has already heard the song, but if you wanna send it again, be my guest. I kind of hope he doesn't hate me for it, since it's all in fun, but I suppose he'll react however he reacts. Really glad you like the song though!

[TheSceneDweebs]

@spashleyboy it is now on HIS iPod apparently. (he's on a lot.. I swear) want me to hook you up?

[donsgw]

Dude this is amazing. 4srs.

[TheDeadlyYouth]

I almost have the song memorized...I'm such a loser:)

[laurzxxx08]

I BLUDDY LOVE IT!!!. :D mi fav thing like. ever.

You are like... now mi god :3

[LimonMenor]

hahha loooove it! XD

[HelenPan96]

Totally fangirl hahaha xD I love it. You're my fucking God <3

[Vampirexofxthexopera]

I loved it.

"The dirty things I read and write

Are all I think about at night

When I'm lying in bed and all I see in my head is you"

So true, well ... in my case.