3500 calories per lb of fat.. 1 calorie is the amount of heat required to raise one gram of water 1 degree fahrenheit.. I believe.. Too fawking lazy to fact check on wikipedia
@7ay me too 7ay..but i have good reason for it. try working a job that u have to roll them around or wipe their ass cause they refuse to try to reach it themselves. try having a busted back from lifting on them and watching them sit like java the hut and refuse to move a dam finger and expect others to cater to them. hey i didn't stick the cheeseburger in your fat face ok..so wipe your own ass.
this is an insalt to all larger people, that is what a real idea of what it is like to be a "fat" man. i expect an apoligy and this video to be removed
Since the mainstream media are real pussies about these issues, The Onion flat out shows their balls and do honest reports on these things. WITHOUT bias.
Either that, or they use extreme measures of sarcasm to the point where even homeless people could tell the message they're sending.
However, they do parodies as well. Some of them are another form of the sarcastic jokes they make, however.
It's very hard to start working out, especially if you are out of shape, like I was. I did start working out, and playing sports, and have been for 3 years, but I have only gained more weight. I am in top physical shape and can run faster than most of you fuckers. My family are all athletic (you would know my uncle if I said who he was), but still all of them are overweight. We don't have any heart problems, cancer or illnesses. So stop being judgemental assholes, it's not like you think it is.
@acebulf i understand what your saying 100% but theres a big difference between being fat and being overweight, being fat usually implys a distinct lack of muscle and abundance of fat while most bodybuilders would be considered overweight since the "proper" weight is determined by a chart made up by god knows who that only takes height and weight into account not bmi or anything else so you keep doin whut u do and be happy
I hate the kinda of Fat people who complain, and they can clearly workout or chnage there eating habit.,
now there are SOME! people who have trouble losing it like my aunt, she had a condition where it was harder to lose and it stayed on even when she stopped eating fatty foods for a year,
This is true, I have no sympathy for you fat fucks. Get off your lazy asses and workout, you choose to eat so much. Take some responsibility and stop feeling sorry for your fatass selves, get up and workout and do something about it you obese slobs.
The joke is not that they're saying fat people are really like that, it's that the two hosts have obvious stereotypes about what they think obese people are like. And anyways, the Onion is ABOUT doing things that a real news show wouldn't do, like swearing or being very honest about why they're saying what they're saying.
@blindthrall Yeah youre probably right. Besides living in the worst parts of town, having the worst schools, making the least amount of money compared to every other race of people and being discriminated against by the police and rich white people, we got nothing to complain about. Live it then talk shit idiot
@ktornado Forgive me if i sound harsh. I can take a joke as much as anybody else but I am sick of white people acting like the civil rights movement made 400 years of slavery ok. Yes blacks (and every other minority really) are still gettin shitted on in America.
@ImHugeInJapan93 I get it. But I don't think that's what the guy is saying. His comment was based on the fact that this video is the exact opposite of the truth. This video is supposed to be a joke. He's saying what they would say in that type of video (He's saying what the exact opposite of the truth would be).. So he's actually agreeing with what you're saying...
@ImHugeInJapan93 Oh for f*ck's sake, when will you people stop feeling that we extremely superior white folks hate you or want you to ship out to Africa if you don't like it here?
@nelyat13 If they had done as his comment suggested, it would have portrayed life. Since he suggested it, I just wanted to make sure he knew that this was fake.
@Hiei102493 yes i think people watching know it's fake..lol.i sure hope they do..i wish i knew who the brains of onion are..i mean where do all these different actors come from and the totally professional video's being made. these people really amaze me..wish i was them. would be so fun.
Hilarious Satire, this is so like any trashy program you care to see on TV, where they go 'undercover' to see people's reactions. God I can think of a couple and I don't even watch TV anymore... This is so true though it almost isn't funny.
Being fat or skinning was a freedom of choice I thought, but now I discriminate against fat people since my taxes are going to have to pay for their bad decisions with our new nationalized healthcare laws.
I AM SO HAPPY to see this. Now bring back "in the know" and a few of the others! This made me laugh and so happy...
That said I was looking for these folks irl just to see what they had been up to and if you search for tracy toth on youtube you will find a very um .. interesting video of her explaining how to make butter while she shakes a jar like a shake weight ;b.
I wouldve never guessed, I always thought everyone was okay with obese people knocking stuff over and attempting to crush babies, Ive never judged them for it.
Oddly enough they made a statement by saying that women don't have to force themselves to look like super models. Whether that is intentional or being sarcastic is certainly debatable.
@qRaynep Gay women have many fortunate circumstances that gay men don't have...
Lesbianism is considered hot, cuz straight men like it.
Gay men doing anything sexual is thought of as repulsive(by the majority).
Women can "cross dress"(wearing pants and shirt or short hair) as it's not even really considered cross dressing. Men who wear anything "flamboyant" like a scarf, necklace or hair extensions are made fun of. So lesbianism isn't really that taboo because there's not much stigma attached.
3500 calories per lb of fat.. 1 calorie is the amount of heat required to raise one gram of water 1 degree fahrenheit.. I believe.. Too fawking lazy to fact check on wikipedia
InfiniteSantaClaus 1 day ago
The part where Tracy was eating made me really hungry
hgh978 5 days ago 2
@hgh978 The part where Tracy was eating made me kinda horny
Headphoneguy92 18 hours ago
lmao!
greenchef6 1 week ago
they should dress like undocumented mexican workers and investigate the working conditions of maids garderners a del taco cook etc....
jackthayer 1 week ago 2
Water diet for 25 years and then all that food in a matter of minutes... BOOOOM!!!!! Poor body. xD
MrMiriland 2 weeks ago 2
Hahaha Tyra Banks actually did this and was crying and shit. XD
tarantulady 3 weeks ago
Jim and Tracy are some of the best characters on the Onion. I love their comments on the pinecone decorations in that other video.
strangelycutlemon 3 weeks ago 3
1:37 LMAO~!!!!
SugarBudgie 3 weeks ago
I'm a fat woman and I find this hilarious hahhaa I love the onion
SugarBudgie 3 weeks ago
fat people piss me off
7ay 3 weeks ago
@7ay lol why?
SugarBudgie 3 weeks ago
@7ay me too 7ay..but i have good reason for it. try working a job that u have to roll them around or wipe their ass cause they refuse to try to reach it themselves. try having a busted back from lifting on them and watching them sit like java the hut and refuse to move a dam finger and expect others to cater to them. hey i didn't stick the cheeseburger in your fat face ok..so wipe your own ass.
sweetkittytwine 2 weeks ago
Watching that woman eat made me hungry...
BitchesCallMeTFree 1 month ago
fat people are so obnoxious
339194 1 month ago
Water diet...
UnknownXV 1 month ago
Fat people hate me. I eat more than they do but I lose weight.
I can almost feel the waves of fat body heat radiate towards me when they watch me.
UnknownXV 1 month ago
@smsja You're not getting an apology if you can't even spell
1Hakuna1Matata1 1 month ago
It's too bad they can't put on "skinny" suits, because thin people have to deal with an awful lot.
Emper0rH0rde 1 month ago
this is an insalt to all larger people, that is what a real idea of what it is like to be a "fat" man. i expect an apoligy and this video to be removed
smsja 1 month ago
@smsja You do realize that none of those things will happen right?
phdan123 1 month ago
@smsja SIGH!
The ONION videos are FAKE. They are meant to be laughed at not taken seriously.
How can people not know this?!
UnknownXV 1 month ago
@UnknownXV
"not taken seriously."
That is where you're half-wrong.
Since the mainstream media are real pussies about these issues, The Onion flat out shows their balls and do honest reports on these things. WITHOUT bias.
Either that, or they use extreme measures of sarcasm to the point where even homeless people could tell the message they're sending.
However, they do parodies as well. Some of them are another form of the sarcastic jokes they make, however.
nisbahmumtaz909 1 month ago
Fat people = gross.
JobeMinacum 1 month ago
'water diet'
Oli3TB76 1 month ago in playlist More videos from TheOnion
trololololol ^.^
shoulderkolibri 1 month ago
They need to make Today Now the official show on IFC. I love these two people!
ArthurHammerr 1 month ago
I'm offensive and this is fat.
Krosbryd 2 months ago 8
It's very hard to start working out, especially if you are out of shape, like I was. I did start working out, and playing sports, and have been for 3 years, but I have only gained more weight. I am in top physical shape and can run faster than most of you fuckers. My family are all athletic (you would know my uncle if I said who he was), but still all of them are overweight. We don't have any heart problems, cancer or illnesses. So stop being judgemental assholes, it's not like you think it is.
acebulf 2 months ago
@acebulf But I am still 180 pounds (5 foot 9), and even if most of it is muscle, I still have a good fat reserve.
acebulf 2 months ago
@acebulf i understand what your saying 100% but theres a big difference between being fat and being overweight, being fat usually implys a distinct lack of muscle and abundance of fat while most bodybuilders would be considered overweight since the "proper" weight is determined by a chart made up by god knows who that only takes height and weight into account not bmi or anything else so you keep doin whut u do and be happy
jeebsonrye 2 months ago
@acebulf more muscle mass also means you need more energy for tasks, not because of the weight but because of it being there
595o 2 months ago
@acebulf Hahahahahaha fatass.
tjrams73 2 months ago
I hate the kinda of Fat people who complain, and they can clearly workout or chnage there eating habit.,
now there are SOME! people who have trouble losing it like my aunt, she had a condition where it was harder to lose and it stayed on even when she stopped eating fatty foods for a year,
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This is true, I have no sympathy for you fat fucks. Get off your lazy asses and workout, you choose to eat so much. Take some responsibility and stop feeling sorry for your fatass selves, get up and workout and do something about it you obese slobs.
burtontoker 2 months ago
@burtontoker x2
JobeMinacum 1 month ago
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Hahaha. I'm fat as hell, and I find this hilarious.
Especially since I spend most of my day clumsily running into people, and possibly crushing babies! Spot on!
It's funny to me that people actually get offended by obvious satire.
SteeleInd 2 months ago
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SteeleInd 2 months ago
LOL @ 1:36
GSDubz 2 months ago
"I lost 4 pounds from sweating in that fat suit all day" ROFL
RobboElRobbo 2 months ago
with so many overweight/ obese people in America, you'd think they'd be smart enough not to make stupid ideos like this
CTNJLGNI 2 months ago
@CTNJLGNI
The joke is not that they're saying fat people are really like that, it's that the two hosts have obvious stereotypes about what they think obese people are like. And anyways, the Onion is ABOUT doing things that a real news show wouldn't do, like swearing or being very honest about why they're saying what they're saying.
irurwurst 2 months ago
@CTNJLGNI You obviously aren't smart enough to pick up on the fact that this is a joke.
VelaToNorma7 2 months ago
I'm offensive and I find this obese
crazyminti 2 months ago 12
@ImHugeInJapan93 why don't you cry about it pussy?
irishphil757 2 months ago
Tracy looks so happy lol
giantblue 2 months ago
The Onion makes my day haha
YourRoadToHell 2 months ago
I had a hard time believing this was Onion news and not fox news.
mccjams 2 months ago
Fucked up! lol
Ivan951 2 months ago
Fat Tracy is hot.
suicideposter 2 months ago
@suicideposter chubby chaser... America salutes you
LoganBlackP 2 months ago
Tracy is a milf
GuyWithBluePoop 2 months ago
They should paint their faces black and investigate racism.
SubconsciousGatherer 2 months ago 131
@SubconsciousGatherer They'd probably conclude that the police are very helpful and black people have nothing to complain about.
blindthrall 2 months ago 63
@blindthrall Yeah youre probably right. Besides living in the worst parts of town, having the worst schools, making the least amount of money compared to every other race of people and being discriminated against by the police and rich white people, we got nothing to complain about. Live it then talk shit idiot
ImHugeInJapan93 2 months ago
@ImHugeInJapan93 you're a fucking idiot! Learn how to interpret what you're reading.. Or get off the internet.
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@ktornado Forgive me if i sound harsh. I can take a joke as much as anybody else but I am sick of white people acting like the civil rights movement made 400 years of slavery ok. Yes blacks (and every other minority really) are still gettin shitted on in America.
ImHugeInJapan93 2 months ago
@ImHugeInJapan93 Pretty soon whites will be the minority in USA, just sayin.
seronic 2 months ago
@ImHugeInJapan93 I get it. But I don't think that's what the guy is saying. His comment was based on the fact that this video is the exact opposite of the truth. This video is supposed to be a joke. He's saying what they would say in that type of video (He's saying what the exact opposite of the truth would be).. So he's actually agreeing with what you're saying...
ktornado 2 months ago 5
@ImHugeInJapan93 Oh for f*ck's sake, when will you people stop feeling that we extremely superior white folks hate you or want you to ship out to Africa if you don't like it here?
dangraphic 2 months ago
@ImHugeInJapan93 Did you know that Africans had a huge slave trade long before any of the western world...?
XManimal 2 months ago
@ImHugeInJapan93 How can you watch an Onion video and not understand irony? By being an IDIOT.
blindthrall 2 months ago 4
@blindthrall You do realize this is fake, right?
Hiei102493 4 weeks ago
@Hiei102493 what its fake? lolol jk man its the onion no shit, and dont reply to ppl like him hes prob just a troll.
nelyat13 3 weeks ago
@nelyat13 If they had done as his comment suggested, it would have portrayed life. Since he suggested it, I just wanted to make sure he knew that this was fake.
Hiei102493 3 weeks ago
@Hiei102493 yes i think people watching know it's fake..lol.i sure hope they do..i wish i knew who the brains of onion are..i mean where do all these different actors come from and the totally professional video's being made. these people really amaze me..wish i was them. would be so fun.
sweetkittytwine 2 weeks ago
@blindthrall Really? 60 thumbs up? Hey, thumbs up for people who completely generalize an entire issue.
MrNevillebamshoot 9 hours ago
@SubconsciousGatherer there was already a man doing that, writing a book about it and filming a movie about it
595o 2 months ago
@SubconsciousGatherer That would be some pretty good metahumor.
L4MD4 1 month ago
I would still have sex with Tracy even if she was fat
bran147012 2 months ago 10
Oh its The Onion! Fake news!
ilovegoth 2 months ago
0:50 don't forget the diet coke!
Clearie552 2 months ago 2
lol i hate fat people
Bbfishman 2 months ago
@Bbfishman of corse you do.
After all, you are one huh?
TROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOLOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
williamkendrick 2 months ago
im really sick of those fat guys that bump you on the street.
sanseg 3 months ago
Hilarious Satire, this is so like any trashy program you care to see on TV, where they go 'undercover' to see people's reactions. God I can think of a couple and I don't even watch TV anymore... This is so true though it almost isn't funny.
KKlawm 3 months ago
Plus muscular black men love fat white chicks
darthstew666 3 months ago
I am going to put on a skinny suit an see how skinny people are treated.
nsx1com 3 months ago 9
this is stupid i didnt know big people walked into everything
JOHNPERK22 3 months ago
Being fat or skinning was a freedom of choice I thought, but now I discriminate against fat people since my taxes are going to have to pay for their bad decisions with our new nationalized healthcare laws.
javari 3 months ago
@javari it's very likely that you would pay for them when having private healthcare
595o 2 months ago
I lolled when he fell on the baby.
bull068 3 months ago 8
Tracy needs to take off clothes instead of put them on. WOOOOOOO
robotpanda77 3 months ago
1:37 lol
Refreshernoob 3 months ago
They look skinny compared to some of the people I've seen waddling around.
rubert134 3 months ago 10
LMAO!!! i guess Im the most happiest person in america then.....smh...lol!
belovedrebel88 3 months ago
I AM SO HAPPY to see this. Now bring back "in the know" and a few of the others! This made me laugh and so happy...
That said I was looking for these folks irl just to see what they had been up to and if you search for tracy toth on youtube you will find a very um .. interesting video of her explaining how to make butter while she shakes a jar like a shake weight ;b.
lordtalon69 3 months ago 5
I watch this everyday and its still awesome
jamasianman 3 months ago
I'm surprised how funny that last line actually is
ChillblaineFilms 3 months ago
A water diet for fifteen years? TROLOLOLOLO.
missiworld 3 months ago 6
Of course overweight people are treated best in restaurants; They are their best customers!
HentaiFundamentalist 3 months ago 78
@HentaiFundamentalist How about at an all-you-can-eat-buffet? huh? HUH? Yeah, that's what I thought.
farmerdwight 1 month ago
omg amazing
Extrinsicfactor 3 months ago
Poor Tracy.......
jarvisel 3 months ago
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Sad thing is that the size of Jim's fat suit isn't even considered abnormal throughout the Midwest.
GripzNGatz 3 months ago
Sad thing is that the size of Jim's fat suit isn't even considered abnormally throughout the Midwest.
GripzNGatz 3 months ago 5
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Two best people on the internet.
rohailkhan90 3 months ago
great performance,errr i mean, journalism by tracy. she is on track for her 19 pulitzer...
jeremyshambles 3 months ago 8
today now is back
marvesmarves 3 months ago 11
@marvesmarves
what
TENNSUMITSUMA 3 months ago
@marvesmarves since when is today now back?
595o 2 months ago
I wouldve never guessed, I always thought everyone was okay with obese people knocking stuff over and attempting to crush babies, Ive never judged them for it.
BanjoThreeies 3 months ago 13
omg I've missed the today show, you guys are my favorite.
KillaTequilla83 3 months ago 8
Oh god that was life inspiring.
tvfan777 3 months ago 2
...and just when you think this video is absolutely brilliant, there is the last phrase to bring it to the genius level
slameba 3 months ago 2
Compulsive eating is met with heart disease and stroke. The cycle of life so to speak.
reallyrandomrobin 3 months ago
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Death to fat people!
PnzrDiv666 3 months ago
I once asked an obese monster for her fat suit.
VelaToNorma7 3 months ago
Tyra Banks actually did this.
borskyviolin 3 months ago
The Jim and Tracy segments are the best!
Gales99 3 months ago 5
onion keeps getting better and better
'because thats what obese people do everyday'
audioh0lic 3 months ago 3
I was expecting Tracy to actually be obese by the end of the video.
wanderlustwarrior 3 months ago 213
wtf.
misrage 3 months ago
tracey is the most beautiful woman imaginable
345moreb 3 months ago 4
Hahaha thumbs up if your in shape
warrior152 3 months ago
@warrior152 Thumbs up if you're able to use grammar correctly.
Pittsisamazing 3 months ago
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gininigin 3 months ago
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@warrior152 Thumbs up. I'm in donut shape. Haha!
gininigin 3 months ago
Hehehe obesity
warrior152 3 months ago
water dieet? OMG! :P
AppleCore360 3 months ago
@AppleCore360 The only one with real results!
MtraMarianelaMarrero 3 months ago
This was star journalism, they reached exactly the right conclusion!
aaronpolitical 3 months ago 4
Oh shit, she started eating a hot-dog she picked up out of a garbage-can.
naf1891 3 months ago 10
HAHA that's amazing.
KristovGaedkavich 3 months ago
thanks for this classic series coming back to the internet
Ramsez 3 months ago 189
those two are sexy together
andrespereyda 3 months ago 5
best onion video ever!!!
iluvcynder 3 months ago
I rub my clit to obese men
Jackthemeat 3 months ago 2
Oh my goodness. This was one of the funniest Onion clips I've ever seen.
nlilly647 3 months ago
@nlilly647 /watch?v=Y6Gj2o5UHLU&lc
slapnut892 3 months ago
Turn on Closed Captioning, Transcript Audio. 0:42
"I'll have the cheeseburger, extra fries..."
= "I'll have the cheeseburger, exercise..."
Nitruix 3 months ago 3
That was mean....
And hilarious
But still mean
:P
Thegreekboy250 3 months ago
I used to be an awful fat person, it sucked
Jimbogf 3 months ago
Was there a baby in the stroller that the dude crushed?
Maniac9099 3 months ago
are these things like jokes or are they for real like i really cant tell
fm812 3 months ago
Oddly enough they made a statement by saying that women don't have to force themselves to look like super models. Whether that is intentional or being sarcastic is certainly debatable.
Diztraction 3 months ago 4
Offensive I obese with find.
NUGNESS123 3 months ago
fat people are 2nd class citizens and are really disgusting
rpazjr 3 months ago
@rpazjr woahh......
Barrettatsumaki 3 months ago
@Barrettatsumaki just think of the potential beneath all those layers and without the self control problems
neon6 3 months ago
I saw this and felt like laughing but also bad for people for having too see this first person...
Thunder000rednuhT 3 months ago
Tracy looks so natural in that suit...
fbspin 3 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
mom these people are making fun of fat people and i love it
detruthes 3 months ago
this is kind of like gay people too, women are more easily accepted than men in society
GhostfaceRaptor 3 months ago 3
@GhostfaceRaptor: True. Gay women aren't looked down upon nearly as much as gay men are, for whatever reason.
qRaynep 3 months ago 3
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@qRaynep Gay women have many fortunate circumstances that gay men don't have...
Lesbianism is considered hot, cuz straight men like it.
Gay men doing anything sexual is thought of as repulsive(by the majority).
Women can "cross dress"(wearing pants and shirt or short hair) as it's not even really considered cross dressing. Men who wear anything "flamboyant" like a scarf, necklace or hair extensions are made fun of. So lesbianism isn't really that taboo because there's not much stigma attached.
DaFawky 3 months ago
Where the fuck do they get the people to film this shit?
TheAnorexicSeal 3 months ago
I liked this video. Tracy's breasts looked huge at the end.
falchard 3 months ago
I got a little turned on when she was eating.......It's nice to learn something new about myself =)
BelowAverageGamerGuy 3 months ago
ROFL. But isn't it more socially acceptable for guys to be overweight than girls?
NobodysOffTheHook 3 months ago
God, stop looking at me like I'm fat!
I'm sick of it!
twitchster77 3 months ago
I think Tracy got the better end of the deal.
silvereagle2061 3 months ago
OMG, thats so wrong, yet so funny.
blacksncommercials 3 months ago
I like these guys the best
AlissaK1994 3 months ago
damn i want a milkshake
Chrisnobable 3 months ago
Why isn't this a real tv show?!?!?!?!
someidiot777 3 months ago 6
@someidiot777 IT is
sp00l 3 months ago
@someidiot777 isn't it?
Tripp393 3 months ago
lmao good old fat people!
raptors11111 3 months ago
As a Chinese-Canadian individual, I don't have much to say on this.
houndoom1234 3 months ago 14
@houndoom1234 lmao. and as a Canadian anything, you rightfully shouldn't
lookalooey 3 months ago
comedy gold.
houchi69 3 months ago
i like fat chicks cuz they swallow
StopmeatGoveg 3 months ago 7
The funniest video I have seen in a long tim. Lol!
nilsen93 3 months ago
I want to do tracy in the butt
flubno 3 months ago
it's funny cause fat people are ugly and stupid!
blueshifter 3 months ago
The part with the baby was hilarious
mook5555 3 months ago 156
I miss these guys! They are the original reason why I watch the Onion youtube channel
sarsattacks 3 months ago 13
It's funny cause they're fat.
Herc0gs 3 months ago 8
I'm a crocodile and I don't find this offensive.
icecreamcakeandpiex 3 months ago
This is stupid lol
leedaomillz 3 months ago
I'm offensive and I find this obese.
Eddiexx4 3 months ago 410