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  • 3500 calories per lb of fat.. 1 calorie is the amount of heat required to raise one gram of water 1 degree fahrenheit.. I believe.. Too fawking lazy to fact check on wikipedia

  • The part where Tracy was eating made me really hungry

  • @hgh978 The part where Tracy was eating made me kinda horny

  • lmao!

  • they should dress like undocumented mexican workers and investigate the working conditions of maids garderners a del taco cook etc....

  • Water diet for 25 years and then all that food in a matter of minutes... BOOOOM!!!!! Poor body. xD

  • Hahaha Tyra Banks actually did this and was crying and shit. XD

  • Jim and Tracy are some of the best characters on the Onion. I love their comments on the pinecone decorations in that other video.

  • 1:37 LMAO~!!!!

  • I'm a fat woman and I find this hilarious hahhaa I love the onion

  • fat people piss me off

  • @7ay lol why?

  • @7ay me too 7ay..but i have good reason for it. try working a job that u have to roll them around or wipe their ass cause they refuse to try to reach it themselves. try having a busted back from lifting on them and watching them sit like java the hut and refuse to move a dam finger and expect others to cater to them. hey i didn't stick the cheeseburger in your fat face ok..so wipe your own ass.

  • Watching that woman eat made me hungry...

  • fat people are so obnoxious

  • Water diet...

  • Fat people hate me. I eat more than they do but I lose weight.

    I can almost feel the waves of fat body heat radiate towards me when they watch me.

  • @smsja You're not getting an apology if you can't even spell

  • It's too bad they can't put on "skinny" suits, because thin people have to deal with an awful lot.

  • this is an insalt to all larger people, that is what a real idea of what it is like to be a "fat" man. i expect an apoligy and this video to be removed

  • @smsja You do realize that none of those things will happen right?

  • @smsja SIGH!

    The ONION videos are FAKE. They are meant to be laughed at not taken seriously.

    How can people not know this?!

  • @UnknownXV

    "not taken seriously."

    That is where you're half-wrong.

    Since the mainstream media are real pussies about these issues, The Onion flat out shows their balls and do honest reports on these things. WITHOUT bias.

    Either that, or they use extreme measures of sarcasm to the point where even homeless people could tell the message they're sending.

    However, they do parodies as well. Some of them are another form of the sarcastic jokes they make, however.

  • Fat people = gross.

  • 'water diet'

  • trololololol ^.^

  • They need to make Today Now the official show on IFC. I love these two people!

  • I'm offensive and this is fat.

  • It's very hard to start working out, especially if you are out of shape, like I was. I did start working out, and playing sports, and have been for 3 years, but I have only gained more weight. I am in top physical shape and can run faster than most of you fuckers. My family are all athletic (you would know my uncle if I said who he was), but still all of them are overweight. We don't have any heart problems, cancer or illnesses. So stop being judgemental assholes, it's not like you think it is.

  • @acebulf But I am still 180 pounds (5 foot 9), and even if most of it is muscle, I still have a good fat reserve.

  • @acebulf i understand what your saying 100% but theres a big difference between being fat and being overweight, being fat usually implys a distinct lack of muscle and abundance of fat while most bodybuilders would be considered overweight since the "proper" weight is determined by a chart made up by god knows who that only takes height and weight into account not bmi or anything else so you keep doin whut u do and be happy

  • @acebulf more muscle mass also means you need more energy for tasks, not because of the weight but because of it being there

  • @acebulf Hahahahahaha fatass.

  • I hate the kinda of Fat people who complain, and they can clearly workout or chnage there eating habit.,

    now there are SOME! people who have trouble losing it like my aunt, she had a condition where it was harder to lose and it stayed on even when she stopped eating fatty foods for a year,

  • This is true, I have no sympathy for you fat fucks. Get off your lazy asses and workout, you choose to eat so much. Take some responsibility and stop feeling sorry for your fatass selves, get up and workout and do something about it you obese slobs.

  • @burtontoker x2

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  • LOL @ 1:36

  • "I lost 4 pounds from sweating in that fat suit all day" ROFL

  • with so many overweight/ obese people in America, you'd think they'd be smart enough not to make stupid ideos like this

  • @CTNJLGNI

    The joke is not that they're saying fat people are really like that, it's that the two hosts have obvious stereotypes about what they think obese people are like. And anyways, the Onion is ABOUT doing things that a real news show wouldn't do, like swearing or being very honest about why they're saying what they're saying.

  • @CTNJLGNI You obviously aren't smart enough to pick up on the fact that this is a joke.

  • I'm offensive and I find this obese

  • @ImHugeInJapan93 why don't you cry about it pussy?

  • Tracy looks so happy lol

  • The Onion makes my day haha

  • I had a hard time believing this was Onion news and not fox news.

  • Fucked up! lol

  • Fat Tracy is hot.

  • @suicideposter chubby chaser... America salutes you

  • Tracy is a milf

  • They should paint their faces black and investigate racism.

  • @SubconsciousGatherer They'd probably conclude that the police are very helpful and black people have nothing to complain about.

  • @blindthrall Yeah youre probably right. Besides living in the worst parts of town, having the worst schools, making the least amount of money compared to every other race of people and being discriminated against by the police and rich white people, we got nothing to complain about. Live it then talk shit idiot

  • @ImHugeInJapan93 you're a fucking idiot! Learn how to interpret what you're reading.. Or get off the internet.

  • @ktornado Forgive me if i sound harsh. I can take a joke as much as anybody else but I am sick of white people acting like the civil rights movement made 400 years of slavery ok. Yes blacks (and every other minority really) are still gettin shitted on in America.

  • @ImHugeInJapan93 Pretty soon whites will be the minority in USA, just sayin.

  • @ImHugeInJapan93 I get it. But I don't think that's what the guy is saying. His comment was based on the fact that this video is the exact opposite of the truth. This video is supposed to be a joke. He's saying what they would say in that type of video (He's saying what the exact opposite of the truth would be).. So he's actually agreeing with what you're saying...

  • @ImHugeInJapan93 Oh for f*ck's sake, when will you people stop feeling that we extremely superior white folks hate you or want you to ship out to Africa if you don't like it here?

  • @ImHugeInJapan93 Did you know that Africans had a huge slave trade long before any of the western world...?

  • @ImHugeInJapan93 How can you watch an Onion video and not understand irony? By being an IDIOT.

  • @blindthrall You do realize this is fake, right?

  • @Hiei102493 what its fake? lolol jk man its the onion no shit, and dont reply to ppl like him hes prob just a troll.

  • @nelyat13 If they had done as his comment suggested, it would have portrayed life. Since he suggested it, I just wanted to make sure he knew that this was fake.

  • @Hiei102493 yes i think people watching know it's fake..lol.i sure hope they do..i wish i knew who the brains of onion are..i mean where do all these different actors come from and the totally professional video's being made. these people really amaze me..wish i was them. would be so fun.

  • @blindthrall Really? 60 thumbs up? Hey, thumbs up for people who completely generalize an entire issue.

  • @SubconsciousGatherer there was already a man doing that, writing a book about it and filming a movie about it

  • @SubconsciousGatherer That would be some pretty good metahumor.

  • I would still have sex with Tracy even if she was fat

  • Oh its The Onion! Fake news!

  • 0:50 don't forget the diet coke!

  • lol i hate fat people

  • @Bbfishman of corse you do.

    After all, you are one huh?

    TROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOLOLO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • im really sick of those fat guys that bump you on the street.

  • Hilarious Satire, this is so like any trashy program you care to see on TV, where they go 'undercover' to see people's reactions. God I can think of a couple and I don't even watch TV anymore... This is so true though it almost isn't funny.

  • Plus muscular black men love fat white chicks

  • I am going to put on a skinny suit an see how skinny people are treated.

  • this is stupid i didnt know big people walked into everything

  • Being fat or skinning was a freedom of choice I thought, but now I discriminate against fat people since my taxes are going to have to pay for their bad decisions with our new nationalized healthcare laws.

  • @javari it's very likely that you would pay for them when having private healthcare

  • I lolled when he fell on the baby.

  • Tracy needs to take off clothes instead of put them on. WOOOOOOO

  • 1:37 lol

  • They look skinny compared to some of the people I've seen waddling around.

  • LMAO!!! i guess Im the most happiest person in america then.....smh...lol!

  • I AM SO HAPPY to see this. Now bring back "in the know" and a few of the others! This made me laugh and so happy...

    That said I was looking for these folks irl just to see what they had been up to and if you search for tracy toth on youtube you will find a very um .. interesting video of her explaining how to make butter while she shakes a jar like a shake weight ;b.

  • I watch this everyday and its still awesome

  • I'm surprised how funny that last line actually is

  • A water diet for fifteen years? TROLOLOLOLO.

  • Of course overweight people are treated best in restaurants; They are their best customers!

  • @HentaiFundamentalist How about at an all-you-can-eat-buffet? huh? HUH? Yeah, that's what I thought.

  • omg amazing

  • Poor Tracy.......

  • Sad thing is that the size of Jim's fat suit isn't even considered abnormally throughout the Midwest.

  • great performance,errr i mean, journalism by tracy. she is on track for her 19 pulitzer...

  • today now is back

  • @marvesmarves

    what

  • @marvesmarves since when is today now back?

  • I wouldve never guessed, I always thought everyone was okay with obese people knocking stuff over and attempting to crush babies, Ive never judged them for it.

  • omg I've missed the today show, you guys are my favorite.

  • Oh god that was life inspiring.

  • ...and just when you think this video is absolutely brilliant, there is the last phrase to bring it to the genius level

  • Compulsive eating is met with heart disease and stroke. The cycle of life so to speak.

  • I once asked an obese monster for her fat suit.

  • Tyra Banks actually did this.

  • The Jim and Tracy segments are the best!

  • onion keeps getting better and better

    'because thats what obese people do everyday'

  • I was expecting Tracy to actually be obese by the end of the video.

  • wtf.

  • tracey is the most beautiful woman imaginable

  • Hahaha thumbs up if your in shape

  • @warrior152 Thumbs up if you're able to use grammar correctly.

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  • Hehehe obesity

  • water dieet? OMG! :P 

  • @AppleCore360 The only one with real results!

  • This was star journalism, they reached exactly the right conclusion!

  • Oh shit, she started eating a hot-dog she picked up out of a garbage-can.

  • HAHA that's amazing.

  • thanks for this classic series coming back to the internet

  • those two are sexy together

  • best onion video ever!!!

  • I rub my clit to obese men

  • Oh my goodness. This was one of the funniest Onion clips I've ever seen.

  • @nlilly647 /watch?v=Y6Gj2o5UHLU&lc

  • Turn on Closed Captioning, Transcript Audio. 0:42

    "I'll have the cheeseburger, extra fries..."

    = "I'll have the cheeseburger, exercise..."

  • That was mean....

    And hilarious

    But still mean

    :P

  • I used to be an awful fat person, it sucked

  • Was there a baby in the stroller that the dude crushed?

  • are these things like jokes or are they for real like i really cant tell

  • Oddly enough they made a statement by saying that women don't have to force themselves to look like super models. Whether that is intentional or being sarcastic is certainly debatable.

  • Offensive I obese with find.

  • fat people are 2nd class citizens and are really disgusting

  • @rpazjr woahh......

  • @Barrettatsumaki just think of the potential beneath all those layers and without the self control problems

  • I saw this and felt like laughing but also bad for people for having too see this first person...

  • Tracy looks so natural in that suit...

  • mom these people are making fun of fat people and i love it

  • this is kind of like gay people too, women are more easily accepted than men in society

  • @GhostfaceRaptor: True. Gay women aren't looked down upon nearly as much as gay men are, for whatever reason.

  • Where the fuck do they get the people to film this shit?

  • I liked this video. Tracy's breasts looked huge at the end.

  • I got a little turned on when she was eating.......It's nice to learn something new about myself =)

  • ROFL. But isn't it more socially acceptable for guys to be overweight than girls?

  • God, stop looking at me like I'm fat!

    I'm sick of it!

  • I think Tracy got the better end of the deal.

  • OMG, thats so wrong, yet so funny.

  • I like these guys the best

  • damn i want a milkshake

  • Why isn't this a real tv show?!?!?!?!

  • @someidiot777 IT is

    

  • @someidiot777 isn't it?

  • lmao good old fat people!

  • As a Chinese-Canadian individual, I don't have much to say on this.

  • @houndoom1234 lmao. and as a Canadian anything, you rightfully shouldn't

  • comedy gold. 

  • i like fat chicks cuz they swallow

  • The funniest video I have seen in a long tim. Lol!

  • I want to do tracy in the butt

  • it's funny cause fat people are ugly and stupid!

  • The part with the baby was hilarious

  • I miss these guys! They are the original reason why I watch the Onion youtube channel

  • It's funny cause they're fat.

  • I'm a crocodile and I don't find this offensive.

  • This is stupid lol

  • I'm offensive and I find this obese.