Portal 2 Soundtrack - Cave Johnson

[IceGod64]

... Is this the song Rick was singing..?

[RoDryBones]

Did it anyway. Ramps are expensive!

[BigSisterTK]

Oh look. Someone from Black Mesa found the dislike button.

[chrispy9229]

I'm Cave Johnson. And this is the six o'clock news.

[JillSandwichXD]

I always wondered if Chell ever asks herself... "Damn, for a super developed lab with tecnology that beats ours by hundreds of years... Everybody here is pretty fucking retarded."

[roro21123456]

@JillSandwichXD I did. So yes.

[nin1mabi]

...burned your house with lemons......

[zelpyzelp]

the one disliker had his house burned down by cave johnson and his combustible lemons

[CronoGames]

Good job boots!

Cave Johnson

we're done here

[offenon]

You know I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?! Get mad! Make life rue the day it though it could give CAVE JOHNSON lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to build a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

[BladeLigerV]

those of you who were going to help us test the injection of paying mantis dna, there some good and bad news...

the bad news is that the test is posponed indefinitly...

the good news is that the new test is fighting an army of mantis men

so go over there and grab a rifal and fallow the yellow line...

you'll know when the test starts

[TMSProd]

Cave Johnson.

We're done here.

[boom122808]

first 4 seconds: GTFO i dot'n wanna buy nothing...

later:Tell more sir...

[GihanGanno]

C.J.: I am Cave Johnson. I run this place.

Me: I am the player. I am searching for my friend potato.

[lolking395]

COMBUSTABLE LEMONZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WKAMC1]

Nice song, needed more combustible lemons though. Cave Johnson, we're done here.

[Kiyoko504]

Epic news channel backround music

[Flamewolf27]

i would type the lemon thingy but....its overdone

[xXMightyWaddlesXx]

R.I.P. Cave Johnson, The greatest Shower Cutain Salesman who ever lived.. Oh, and the owner of Aperture labs..

[Advisorbuggy]

I am, Yes sir mister johns- I do not want th- stop making custom maps with my sound files all over the place they are too hard to-Sir the testing....

[FreeWeasel13]

0:45

Cave Johnson, we're done here.

[AliMan4Evah]

TAKE THE LEMONS!

[Falmora]

R.I.P Cave Johnson

[sickweirdo]

I'd like to buy those combustable lemons actually

[TheWeegeeOfWin]

Aperture Science: Doing science regular scientists are afraid to.

TF2 Engineers: Doing science Aperture Science is afraid to.

Cave Johnson: Making combustible lemons.

Cave wins.

[ARandomJoe]

@TheWeegeeOfWin You seem to have forgotten one thing-

Black Mesa: Doing science no one gives a shit for.

[MultiShipper13]

unfortunately i don't think this is on the soundtrack :(

[airbendingavatar1]

Ah, the days when Caroline and Cave Johnson ran the place!

[airplanemaster1]

thumbs up for the Original Aperture Science!!!

[inumaru988]

We want the best and you are it--Ha! Nope! Couldn't keep a straight face.

[Appo47]

filename?

[penny3852]

when life gives me lemons i don't make lemonade cuz i mad like cave Johnson i make lemon grenades!!!!!

[shadic181]

This is the part where I kill you! (me) holy shit

[Mentaldpx]

Black Mesa sent G-Man to Dislike this video.

[AperturesCaveJohnson]

Welcome gentlemen to Aperture Science! Astronauts, War heroes, Olympians, your here because we want the best and you are it! So who is ready to make some science?

[oOSukiiHanaOo]

@AperturesCaveJohnson I am!

[TheGuitarHeroHero]

Alright, I've been thinking... when life gives you a 46 seconds long theme song... Do play it over again, make life take the theme back! GET MAD! I don't want your damn short theme song! WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS? Demand to life's theme song manager! Make it rule the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson a 46 theme! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down, with a theme. I'm going to get my composers to invent a combustible theme!

[AbortFlight]

"The bean counter told me I couldn't fire a guy for being in a wheelchair. Did it anyway. Ramps are expensive."

[lightbringer28]

Ok I've been thinking.When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade GET MAD!! I don't want your damn lemons what am i going to do with these?!!.

-Cave Johnson

[AAliasW]

Cave Johnson here, bringing you our newest product!

[alsowikk]

* clicks dislike button*..."Where did this lemon come from? What's that ticking noise? OH MY GOD!" *explodes*

[Mentaldpx]

I just love the first 7 Seconds, the Trombone/Baritones come In heavily with the Contrabass hanging in the Backround, and If you listen VERY Carefully, in the last 2 chords you can hear a Very Faint Violin Solo that is 2 Chords.

[DukeofOmnitrix]

Don't make lemonade

[irbricksceo]

You're here because we want the best, and YOU are it... Nope, couldn't keep a straight face.

[GhostPlanetFilms]

Welcome, gentlemen, to Aperture Science! You're here 'cause we want the best, and you are it! So, who's ready to make some science?

[stinkoman2x6]

@GhostPlanetFilms I AM :D

[GhostPlanetFilms]

@stinkoman2x6 He-ha!

[tfrepl]

*Black Mesa shits bricks*

[Jh5kRadio]

She's married to science, and will burn your house down, with lemons. lolwut

[cleepthecomic1]

I wish Cave Johnson was my Grandfather, Father, Uncle, Cousin, Nephew, and Brother. That would fill in the gap of Saxton Hale being my Godfather.

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Thumbs up if you agree.

[cleepthecomic1]

To set the record straight, Portal 2 was great for two reasons, Cave Johnson and PLaDOS (Potato Lifeform and Disk Operating System).

[RussellLawliet]

Damn lemons.

[eninco242]

"Name's Cave Johnson, I own the place."

[GameRaterAlpha]

Another fitting theme would be, "A Man of Undeniable Respect".

[StarAgentRXA4682]

Cave: Gentlemen, i give u the COMBUSTBLE LEMONS!

*clap* *clap* *clap*

[TheUncutFighter]

Im Cave Johnson were done here

[angrygamer257]

Cave: Gentlemen, I give to you the lemon!

Critic: Um... I dont think you invented that.

Cave: WERE DO YOU LIVE!

[Upsilon927]

I'm Cave Johnson, I own the place.Epic words from a epic man

[JGRoblox23]

@garrettvader1

I'll buy 50 of those.

[Bangshang51]

@garrettvader1 this is cave johnson. with another deal for you science go'ers

[IamTheiPhone]

DU DUUUUUUUU

[HatterMadigan]

Cave Johnson/Caroline 2012

[Khyron56]

@HatterMadigan Vote for this. Right now. In fact, make it permanent. Cave/Caroline will run EVERY country. Forever.

[00411392]

@Khyron56 That or they will burn our houses down... with lemons.

[FWTrump]

@00411392 Or flood our houses with a deadly neurotoxin, until we install a morality core to stop them from flooding our houses with a deadly neurotoxin.

[Gurgleschlortz]

Did anyone ever notice that "Lemons" can be rearranged to spell "Melons"?

[firedragonosis]

@Gurgleschlortz Yeah. I thought that last night.

[GoEatATowel]

hello, cave Johnson here. we have put a lot of money into the dual portal device for the past couple of years, but as they say, in with the new and out with the old. Gentlemen, may i present, COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS!

[Trogdorbad]

Turns out moon dust is extremely toxic.

[h0w17z3r]

cave Johnson for president

[Maxdg1013]

@h0w17z3r YES

[LegoMovieMan44]

Cave Johnson here, now we've put alot of money into the portal gun, so now its time to PAAAAAAAAAAAAA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A­-A-A-A-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-RTTTT­TTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

Cave Johnson here, and i approve this message!

[GhostPlanetFilms]

@LegoMovieMan44 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!

[XR782VT]

best line from Cave in the whole game: I'm the guy who'se gonna get some other guys to make Lemons that will BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!! *cough cough* Fine, carry on..." (I'm paraphrasing but still...)

[hritzbitz16]

@XR782VT its "I'm going to have my engineers design a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN"

[XR782VT]

@hritzbitz16 I said I was paraphrasing. anyway though @garrettvader1 lulz

[Mentaldpx]

some1 needs to make a cave johnson model for Gmod.

[kman5769]

im Cave Johnson...i own the pllace

[SNiPeRAT0R741]

this theme is what made portal 2 better

 CAVE JOHNSON FTW

[AnaBanana311]

@Maphysto These testing spheres are all made of asbestos. Keeps out the rats. If you notice a shortness of breath or a persistent dry cough, let us know, because that's not part of the test. ...That's asbestos.

Good news is, lab boys tell me the median latency for asbestos poisoning is 40 years. So if you're 30 or older, you're laughing. Worst case scenario, you miss out of a few games of canasta.

[JamNJohnN]

LEMONS GAH!

[AnaBanana311]

If you're allergic to peanuts, you might want to let a test associate know, because this next test /may/ turn your blood into peanut water for just a few minutes. But, if we can get this to work, they're going to have to invent a new type of Nobel Prize to give us so- hang in there!

[Maphysto]

@AnaBanana311 Just a heads up, we're gonna have a superconductor turned up full blast and pointed at you for the duration of this next test. I'll be honest, we're throwing Science at the wall to see what sticks here, people. No idea what it'll do. Probably nothing! Best case scenario, you might end up with some superpowers. Worst case, some tumors, which we'll cut out.

[GoldheartJessy]

Well I would vote for Cave Johnson for president....

*Spoiler*

but he's already dead.....

[Legoghost14]

Cave Johnson for president!

[Skirdus]

How do we get so many bullets in 'em? Like this: {Song Plays}

[neildKoR]

This is the Six-o'-Clock News. Tonight's top stories...

[chaos12135]

@neildKoR lol

[EMPPT]

@neildKoR ... Moon is set to be new testing ground for Aperture Science Handled Portal Device. Cave Johnson suffering because of recently brought Moon Rocks.

[00411392]

@neildKoR Aperture Science as just released it's new line of combustible lemons.

When asked about this, Founder and C.E.O. of Aperture Science, Cave Johnson had this to say. "Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to BURN YOU HOUSE DOWN! ...with the lemons."

[1gient]

@00411392 and on another note the new aperture emancipation grill has been a huge sucess only it fries people that walk directly through it story continues at new at 11 (dun dun dundun duuuun)

[onlyoneskiez]

@neildKoR With anchorman Ron burgundy.

[TheSoldierCore]

cave jonhson: ha ha i like your style. your making your own theme. just like me.

[Joueur002]

this is fucking epic

[TheParagoomba]

Cave done, here Johnson we're!

[Mr2emerald]

@TheParagoomba i looking got your mindf*cked at comment

[halofanteam]

Cave Johnson here, we're done.

[mariomj71099]

It has a sample from that Yanni guy.

[TheQuilanvos]

All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! 'I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

[picklemnstr11]

@TheQuilanvos yeah! Burning people! He has sent the wolrd thinking!!

[metroidshroom]

@TheQuilanvos Potatos: YES! BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN!!!

[NameLessPsychoPath]

@TheQuilanvos BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN!!!!

Burning people, he sais what we're all thinking!!!

[thelittlesagg]

Vote 4 for President Johnson!

[MrMarksman36]

Caroline: Yes , Mr. Johnson.

[Advisorbuggy]

Burn lifes house down

[bigfatcarp93]

@Mephilesdude05 Eh, close enough. Better then some of the godawful renditions of lines that I've read. Like this one:

"i d0n't want to mak lemondaey, ima inven poison lemoonadae, t0 bern YUR HOWS DOWN!1"

[FlashyyOtaku]

Don't make lemonade!

[mattstorm360]

@FlashyyOtaku you know i did make lemonade. EXSPLOSIVE LEMONADE! HA HA HA HA HA

GLaDOS: oh i like this guy

[bushling2]

cave Johnson's going to burn to house down of the one disliker.......WITH THE LEMONS!

[ervinasroblox3]

I hate this man for putting Caroline in GLaDOS

[TheChronicler90]

Most music is good enough for science. Not Aperture Science.

[mattstorm360]

Welcome to apurtue science. so who is ready to do some SCIENCE!?

[DolphinPrincess89]

@mattstorm360 I am! :D

[mattstorm360]

@DolphinPrincess89 GOOD! now your first test is to walk in this room.

[DolphinPrincess89]

@mattstorm360 Yes Sir, Mr. Mattstorm360!!

[mattstorm360]

@DolphinPrincess89 ok now if you have to use the bathroom you may whant to tell some one. Thats free sandwich we gave you had a pill inside that will make you feel like you have to go but you really dont.

[inmyworld998]

this is the most epic sound track, not being better that reconsturcting science, it just so... grand

[0022acc]

the original "investment opportunity" theme sounds better imo

[TheSoldierCore]

cave jonhson hate one disliker

[TheSoldierCore]

this must be a intro for school but it sounds like news

[daMilkking]

that is the most epic song beginning i've ever heard....... ever

[Eugenitor]

There. The like votes are at 69. NOBODY TOUCH IT.

[novatroop]

@Eugenitor And now they're at 79...

[Cetreum]

I love Cave Johnson, lol ^^

[Csp499]

But Cave Johnson DID become president! Haven't you seen the cutscenes from Red Alert 3?

[AncientCombat20]

@Csp499 CAVE JOHNSON IS ACKERMAN?! :O!.. OH FUCK I JUST NOTICED THEY'RE THE SAME ACTOR.. I think..

[Wintd1]

@AncientCombat20 He also plays Jameson in the Spiderman films

[AncientCombat20]

@Wintd1 :O! I'm ashamed for not knowing this.

[Csp499]

@AncientCombat20 Yeah, it's J.K Simmons.

[LetsPlayGuy12]

when life gives you lemons, make a theme song.

[CounterNerd]

I love the power of those instruments and the fine tune of the flute!

[Luxai]

@garrettvader1 My guess is the kind who would attempt the impossible just for the hell of it and somehow manage to brilliantly succeed because failiure is not a possibility to him. Also he would not be afraid to tell any and all exactly what he thinks and how the situation really is. In other words, ambitious, honest, cheerful, fearless. A role model.

[hr2damax]

The beginning is awesome

[TwistedPencils]

@garrettvader1 He would be the kind of President that burns your house down..............with lemons.

[DjSugarKitty95]

Cave Johnson 4 PRESIDENT!!!

[HeyItsJonaveil]

If he was a leader for some sort, fuck man I'll follow him everywhere, with lemons as my weapon.

[flyboy248]

@Torbravside you screwed up the beginning

[thickterranarmor]

Cave Johnson could make being stabbed in the face with a soldering iron sound like the best experience of your life.

And probably did.

[NawnExistent]

@thickterranarmor Coming from someone who has experienced that: it's not...

[doneehj]

I wish I could meet Cave.

[Zarith7480]

I want this to play at the beginning of my wedding :D

[zhatdude]

Yeah! Take back the theme song!

[andnowforsomething89]

Makes me want to start up a take-a-wish foundation.

[GaryDZ]

That eager voice you heard was the LEMONS.

[sebigamer]

cave jhonson.

where done here.

XD

[StitchV2]

Cave Johnson News?

Anyone?

[StitchV2]

@Khyron56 Wheatly can't do news, he's a klutz, any news he'll be doing is going to be riot inducing so you'll have to replace him with a turret. :D

[pokemonmaster4ever63]

somthingsomethingsomething.... SCIENCE!

[albusron3490]

LEMONS!

[m32773277]

You know what?  When life gives you a 46 second theme song, dont take it, give it back, BURN THE MAN'S HOUSE DOWN WHO THOUGHT HE COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON A 46 SECOND THEME SONG.

[CaveJohnsonAperture]

@m32773277 My personal one is 1:22

[Falcovsleon21]

@m32773277 I'M GONNA GET MY ENGINEER TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE 46 SECOND THEME SONG THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

[flyboy248]

@m32773277 NOW LETS GET SOME COMBUSTABLE LEMONS!!!

[SaMoVArr]

@flyboy248 COMBUSTABLE 46 SECOND THEME SONG

[MunchyToast001]

@m32773277 All hail him , HE SET THE WORLD SINGING !

[LunarLogie]

@m32773277 Burn it down WITH the 46 second theme song!

[KINGDotSlashFacepalm]

@m32773277

To be fair, it is an Epic 46 Seconds.

[angelwoods1]

@m32773277 YEAH...WITH LEMONS!!

[icedragoon707]

i wish i would get to meet cave Johnson he seems like a cool guy

[CaveJohnsonAperture]

@icedragoon707 Hello

[icedragoon707]

@CaveJohnsonAperture 8O

[Pokemonfanzo]

I'M THE MAN THAT'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS!!

[ShyGuyXXL]

Goodbye, Caroline!

[groxkiller585]

The beginning is my new windows startup sound :D

[CaveJohnsonAperture]

I could sell an ice cube to an eskimo

[PSshadow92]

Cave Johnson could sell a star of david to a nazi.

[CaveJohnsonAperture]

@PSshadow92 Thanks!

[Fortesque32]

@PSshadow92 :DDDDDDDDD +1