Quiet, Lisa! The Dog is Barking!

[ericstravelchannel]

This sounds like a liberal politican talking on TV. Liberals are such jackasses.

[pm3865]

what episode was this?

[rabiailu]

Ss z

[anon94707]

rofl! one of so many great scenes

[hailmary7283]

I laughed so hard when I saw this the first time. I literally couldn't stop myself.

[TheAlien659]

Imagine TV like that.

[nb45001]

needs more dog

[thesmokedesigns]

SHHH the dog is talking

[phillytheflyerable]

best username ever

[luckyDancer100]

I miss the 90s

[PhoenixAngel429]

That dog could get me to vote for Rick Santotum and I fucking hate that guy.

[SomeFluffer64]

One question remains. What was the church's message?

[ccricers]

As Seen On:

*bark* *bark* *bark*

[HKLesterol]

this is one of my all time fave epsiodes - season 5 was gold

[cardcityrocker]

Dear god these clips are fucking gold. Thank you sir. thank you.

[jacktindale]

If this was on Family Guy, it would last about sixteen minutes.

[jeffro282]

@jacktindale

Followed by a Conway Twitty song.

[aaartnaz]

haha, this makes my dog bark!

[mf2230]

brought to you by

[BengasBrother]

you could say Homer was barking up the wrong tree

[birdmantd]

Interrupting a dog who can sell anything. Ooh you better believe that's a paddlin'

[loganparkison]

@birdmantd looking at my beard you better believe thats a paddlin'

[mcmuffinjoyce]

Homers face hahaha

[MrGLM1915]

i came home from work the other day and said to my dog how was your day he said rough

[PrimeTimeJokesta]

@MrGLM1915 hahaha! good one!

[crashnburner187]

If this was Family Guy, this joke would go for 15 minutes.

[Rave7557]

Quiet Dog! Lisa is barking!

[Crystobahl]

And now a message from the Church of Latter Day Saints:

BARK. BARK. BARK. BARK. BARK. BARK...

[HardstyleZiO]

Title should be "Shhh! Lisa, the dog is barking."

[rl1712]

Brought to you by...

[HankHillC3H8]

Can you repeat the part of the stuff where you said all about the uhhhh....things? Uhhh The things...?

[franciscojavierm]

WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF

[MrAwesome8617]

@zex95966 REBELLION!!!

[JoshhhyyxD]

That dog can sellllllllllll anything.

[jeffmoreno]

Talking while the dog is barking? That's a paddlin'.

[RenaissanceTheClown]

@GuruMarv You're new aren't you?

[RenaissanceTheClown]

And the search for skillcosby88's comment begins...

[GuruMarv]

@RenaissanceTheClown It's not that hard a task that you have to announce what you're doing, you incompetent cunt. Ctrl+F.

[SilverSinspawn]

As soon as the dog starts barking, put the goggles on, to protect yourself.

ZE GOGGLES, ZEY DO NOTHING

[seankinsellasean]

0:08 homes face here is him watching the new simpsons

[DG6985]

Better than watching you tube ads

[MrJosephSlaughter]

that dog has such a way with words.

[sheekm227]

And now a message from the Latter Day Saints... woof woof woof woof woof...

[MistrEgg]

Rat's a raddlin'

[NoiseBoomer]

brought to you by....

[cardcityrocker]

shhhh stop arguing about this, the dog is barking.

[ChiliWilly16]

Quieting a child because he wants to hear a barking dog?! The writers were geniuses!

[grammartwo]

Talking when the dog is barking...that's a paddlin'.

[baldurus1]

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf brought to you by arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf...

Just figuring out why some people feel the need to write the lines from shows and movies. Nope, doesn't do anything for me.

[AnotherRandomDood]

"Hmm... Needs more dog"

[MyMurphysLaw]

I can't watch this... My dog keeps barking at it.

[BeastLordofMetal]

The dog is actually saying "LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL" in doggie speak.

[jamesaellis]

All those Mormans do is bark. 

[MultiShady420]

@jamesaellis hahahahahhaha.

[Porkytool5]

@jamesaellis you spelled 'mormon' wrong

[ironlunatic1]

lol McGriff the Crime Dog. xD

[AndyHogue]

Bark bark bark bark bark bark bark ...

[701068]

Talkin' while the dog is barking..

That's a paddlin.

[pretearking]

@HaiderNawaz Wow!! AWESOME!!

[TheKahl10]

Great video always loved this scene

[screaminghellion]

Interrupting the barking dog? Thats a paddlin'.

[tereitz08]

they don't make simpsons episodes like they used to.

[JLE82998]

Why is it the Mormons that they pick on!!!

[tommyandrewd]

it's the little things like this that make the Simpsons way better than family guy.

[PowerCoefficient]

Lisa, stop competing with the TV. You'll never win.

[TheTVGuy45]

I miss the old Simpsons

[spartak95]

That should be the new opening sequence of law and order

[FRSyndicate2]

I liked the part when the dog barked.

[CriticalPedagogy]

one of the greatest scenes in television history..."brought to you by..." whoever did the voice over is amazing as well! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Zarren364]

Huh, one episode from the old days makes me laugh more than the last season...

[cjimmy99]

Homer's a real nice fella, sorry 'bout the salmonella!

That's OK!

[PurpleKirby54]

heyyyyyy

thems is the mormons!

[NoMac90]

I was looking for this one for years, and I finally found it by the suggestion bar to the right.

[DarkFox314]

omfg im in my college library and i cant stop laughing LOL.

[AndyHogue]

@DarkFox314 I was laughing, too ... until I found out what "omfg" stands for.  Way to ruin the mood.

[DarkFox314]

@AndyHogue sorry i didnt know you were religious.

[dirkmcdirt]

The 2 people who disliked this are probably family guy fans.

[demacksful]

Talking while the dog is barking, That's a paddlin....

[CrayzeW00kie]

2 people were paddled in the making of the dog commercial

[ScrewLimbBizkit]

Yes people we get it you hate family guy, now why don't you also go complain about Justin Bieber on rock videos.

[umanggupta95]

@ScrewLimbBizkit "ScrewLimpBizkit"?? Screw You!!

[novatotubaboy]

@ScrewLimbBizkit

that IS what we metalheads do ;)

[hydragon]

Oh god i laughed so hard at this back then

[BoobKoston]

i wonder always why people arguing about something thats a matter of taste. some like it and some not. but stop flaming like little kids...so annoying

[tybonertyj12]

I agree with the comments. Family guy would've milked this for 5 minutes, and use it as a filler.

[owzabobo]

If you like Family guy thats a paddlin

[mbenzsl2000]

this simple clip is proof of why the Simpsons is better than fam guy (which Im a fan of too)

[2kpal10]

If this scene was in family Guy, it would take ten minutes

[Lordi1408]

@2kpal10 and then Conway Twitty would have appeared out of nowhere. 

[ripdaodb]

@2kpal10 Wow u stole this line from "simpsons undivided attention" clip...lemme guess, you thought it was funny and saw how many people liked it, so you decided, hey i'll post nearly the same thing on another page and THOSE ppl will think I'm funny and original. Because it is funny and very true....but you are clearly a copycat and unimaginative

[2kpal10]

@ripdaodb I've never seen that clip, moron

And besides, the guy who wrote that on that video might have copied from me

[AzraelLeichten]

@2kpal10 And they'd keep cutting back to it too.

[SLiDEnl]

@2kpal10

And it would be just as hilarious.

Family Guy & Simpsons, I enjoy both, don't be weird.

[d1sun]

@2kpal10 HONESTLYYYYY 

[pretearking]

@2kpal10 If Family Guy did this same scene, they would fuck it by doing this: Peter- Shh! Meg! The dog is barking. You're more annoying than a clown on crystal meth! *cues a scene with an annoying clown on crystak meth*

[MrJaviboy09]

@pretearking No. They would let the dog bark for 20 minutes.

[ChildOfTheDivine]

@pretearking Actually, that's sounds hilarious.

[Mcheetah]

@2kpal10

Still beats a fucking 10 minute Conway Twitty video in a 22 minute show.

[starchmonkey]

@Mcheetah you rule, i see you commenting on every video, whether its pokemon, simpsons or giantess stuff.

[xDroflmao1337]

@2kpal10 seriously, i hate when family guy decides to do that

[sparkyfunny76]

Interrupting the dog barking? That's a paddlin.

[mrkriketone]

old simpsons was funny now is stupid

[temporaryguy]

I watched this stoned and literally almost died

[charles118xx]

The Simpsons was meta before people knew what meta was.

[BrettUpton1]

Back when The Simpsons was actually funny. Classic!

[peaveyandsmolski]

That dog can sell anything.

The barking sound is one of the funniest sounds I have ever heard. The call back later "brought to you by the mormon church" is even funnier!

[ToviaPicoru]

While I like Family Guy, too, it really pisses me off whenever their jokes go on for far too long. Like the fighting chicken scenes. It's just their way of adding 10 minutes filler because they have nothing else to work with.

[Number1ricky]

I agree. They make the joke somehow important when it trails off, rather than not selling it at the end. In

[GamingandMetal6]

@TheSwissRepublic yeah me too, but even the halloween specials arnt as good either

[GamingandMetal6]

aww when the simpsons were good, now they just suck they need to end the show, they havent been good in a long time.

[andpyramids]

Mmm...needs more dog.

[michgoblue24]

This is a great episode. The one where Apu moves in with the Simpsons if I remember correctly. classic.

[MrLittletomdj]

Family Guy, The Simpsons, Futurama & South Park are all good shows. All of them have thier moments of genius. The lingering jokes of Family Guy are intentional (that's the joke). Different people laugh at different things. If you've picked a personal favourite cool, but I don't get why people feel the need to slag off something just because it doesn't appeal to them. I can't wait to get a response from someone who doesn't like Family Guy.

[bobbiwib]

@MrLittletomdj I think the reason people feel the need to slag off Family Guy is because you CAN'T just ignore it. You don't hear people bitching about Futurama (except for my mum "I don't see why they had to give her only one eye - it's clearly just for the shock value!") because if you don't like it, big deal, avoid it. Family Guy is very hard to avoid, so apathy turns to irritation which turns to dislike which turns to hatred :) plus Family Guy sucks hairy yellow balls

[MrLittletomdj]

@bobbiwib Hairy YELLOW balls!!! < I like what you did there! (also quite insightful)...

[PatchCornAdams722]

@bobbiwib Very good thoughts. I used to like family guy but I couldn't stand the repetetive, drawn-out gags, loosely knitted into a very thin whisp of a plot. The Simpsons, Futurama, King of the Hill, ect, are all clever, too. Family guy is just....Stupid.

You're totally right about it being hard to avoid.

[MrTheMuffinMan321]

You shut your whore mouth the the dog is barking

[GAF1987]

Interupting the dog, thats a paddling.

[joojoojuice]

the golden age of the simpsons

[seankinsellasean]

classic simpsons its the litte things like this which made it hilarious

[xxCaMRocKxx]

I like how you put the punch line in the title.

[ojtheprep]

Donesn't the dog remind you of McGuff?

[strills1234]

Not listening to the dog barking. That's a paddlin

[punkrockkid333]

talking while the dog is barking, that's a paddlin'

[GeoAl09]

lol

[dustinfisher85]

i can totally sympathies with homers expression in the beginning. Zoned out, brain dead, and loving it.

[babymoondancer]

@dustinfisher85 He's also sick with food poisoning.

[dustinfisher85]

@babymoondancer yes...yes he is.



[zach25man4]

talking wile a dog is barking thats a paddin

[duranls1]

1 dislike....oooh you are just a son of a "bark"

[UnlimitedWWE24]

@cbohar84 and we care why?

[andros1984]

Simpsons writers know how long a joke should linger before it's unfunny.

Family guy doesn't.

[321cheeseman]

@andros1984 That's definitely true of old Simpsons. New Simpsons is almost as unfunny as Family Guy.

[tommyt1971]

@321cheeseman Yup, the series lost so much around the time that Homer's mother returned...

[DonovanDanteify]

@321cheeseman Agreed!

[tjhghghjh]

@andros1984 Simpsons writers know neither anymore.

[XChaoChao]

@andros1984 It's annoying how they just repeat it over and over. :I I Think if they continue to do that,The ratings might decrease.

[ZakkandtheJ]

@XChaoChao like when Peter hurt his leg, they milked that joke too long.

[XChaoChao]

@ZakkandtheJ and the exploding house one?

[ZakkandtheJ]

@XChaoChao I don't recall that hahahah I haven't seen much Family Guy ahahah

[XChaoChao]

@ZakkandtheJ Well It takes like 5 days for it too end :I

[yoshi6300]

@andros1984 that is so true

[Kjobbit]

@andros1984 *used to know

[skillcosby88]

@andros1984 First of all, the Simpsons is not even funny. Simpsons fans always have a self-righteous feeling of superiority when it comes to other shows such as Family Guy. Fact of the matter is that they are both stupid cartoons with little actual entertainment value. Cartoons are for children, grow up.

[pwnurnoobazz]

@skillcosby88 1/10

[FuzzyBunny28]

@skillcosby88 hahahaha....oh wait you're serious let me laugh harder HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kabukyramp]

@FuzzyBunny28 damit now i have to find skillcosby coment

[UnstableUranium]

@FuzzyBunny28 He's a troll dude, click his name

[TheDevilinKing]

@FuzzyBunny28

Shhh the cat is meowing.

[wcw]

@skillcosby88 Your picture is a troll.. Your supposted to be 22 years old and your trolling on cartoons saying there for children? If anything your the biggest child there is for trolling like 10 year olds do.. don't you have a girlfriend or a life? or does trolling make you feel superior to others because your hiding behind a computer screen?

[trlababalan3000]

@wcw ...got a life, doing good with it. Ruining it in my spare time. Happy? xD

[TheNightracer]

@wcw Don't reply to him, or his trollness will envolve you and kill you! XD

[WindofNightmares]

@TheNightracer Quiet Nightracer, the dog is barking.

[CristJianZild]

@wcw skillcosby has a "genius at work" t-shirt... got it?

[wcw]

@CristJianZild Wish i did :( Only the cool kids get those!

[CristJianZild]

@wcw nooooope! :-/

/watch?v=U9jVG61x3qk

now you got it??

[wcw]

@CristJianZild haha i knew what you meant! watched the episode a 100 times , but i meant it as a 'nerd way' only the 'cool nerds' can have one :O

[ddogboy]

@skillcosby88 were you born a grumpy adult? LOL

[JRMtruelover]

@skillcosby88 Actually cartoons have been proven to be beneficial for both children and adults, and especially a cartoon such as The Simpsons which passes a lot of social and political messages and helps the audience to have it's own critical thought.

So, SCREW YOU!

THE SIMPSONS FTW <3

[xDroflmao1337]

@JRMtruelover until the last couple of seasons anyway

[WalkthroughsMadeEasy]

@skillcosby88 im guessing 88 is actually your age?