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  • cool

  • how deep is his freaking ear?!?!? He fit a fairly large chunk of banana in his ear...

  • go shoot ur mom in the dick now

  • good to have you back officer

  • he is so funny hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahah­ahahahahahahahhahhahhahhahhahh­ahhahhahhahhahhahhahhahhahhahh­ahhahhahhahhahahahhahahahhahah­ahhahhahhaahahahahahahahahahha­hahahahahahahahahahahhahahhaha­hahhahahahhahahahahaahhahahaha­hhahahahahaahhahahahahahahhaha­hahahhahahahhhahhahahahhahahah­ahhahhahahhahhahhhahhahahahhah­ahahaahhahahahahahhahahahhhaha­hahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhaha­hahahhahahahahahahahahhahahaha­hhaha

  • Ponce is an inspiration to anyone who feels sorry for themselves. This guy is funny as hell. He has balls and brains.

  • Im back bitches II then the female dogs look II

  • Lol love him sooo funy

  • hes stupid

    fart

  • LOOL SUSCRIBE OR ILL SHOOT MY MUM LOOOOL

  • Thank you so much for making more videos. I ook forward to the next DVD release.

  • Subscribe.. Or I'll shoot my mom in the dick!

  • press 5 for fapping

  • you are retarded for saying retardeder

  • retarded policeman: "im back bitches!"

    me: :o

    *shows two dogs*

    me: ''ooooohhh" :)

  • he's got to be the smartest retarded person I've ever seen

  • hey get back here!!!!!!!!!!!

  • was that a border collie sitting on the shotgun seat? Does anyone know any other dog species that resembles the border collie?

  • lol 0:25 he must of seen charlie the unicorn 2. Put a banana in your ear

  • hes back bitches

  • HOLY SHIT IT'S BACK!

  • didnt subscribe is his mom dead?

  • I'M BACK BITCHES!

    *female dogs (i sure hope they're female) look at retarted poliecman*

    me:lol

  • WHEEEEEEEEEEW!!!!!

  • im gunna go to walmart and buy a bannana comb

  • Pull over Smosh!

  • "SUBSCRIBE OR ILL SHOOT MY MOM IN THE DICK"

  • He is so adorable.

  • LOL SUBSCRIBE OR ILL SHOOT MUM IN THE DICK XD

  • HE SHOULD BE CALLED HANDICOP

  • Yyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssss­sssssss

  • ITS BACK!!

  • I'm so happy right now

  • IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME!!! 4 YEARS!!!! That's Shocking, Just Shocking!

  • there is a god!

  • Man..this guy rocks!!!

  • Subscribe! Or I'll shoot my mom in the dick. Lol

  • @SmashCrashSmash lol ha!!! sick!

  • @SmashCrashSmash That is one of the funniest lines EVER!

  • SO....MANY.....BANANAS

  • my life is complete.

  • should pull over rwj

    

  • ive been waiting 3 years for this moment!!!

  • he needs to pull over synyster gates

  • Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hajahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahhahahahahahahah

  • his license plate says TARD. lmao

  • 0:24 Why did you use a green screen instead of a, you know, white screen?

  • OMG! He is SOOOOOO smart!

    (not)

  • I hate when I premature post............I meant I just wrote your next episode!

  • I am soooooo glad he is back! The Retarded Policeman should pull over a horse and buggy! Instead of talking to the Amish he should talk to the horses. Have the horses talk about how stupid the Amish are because they lack technology! Only the Retarded can talk to and understand horses! I just wrote you th

  • YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! YAY

  • this is what x factor do all the time ... fire.. loud sounds.... big writing... :P

  • RETARDERDEST.

  • @MaTaNhy RETARDEDERIST!!!! LOL

  • there weren't enough explosions.

  • Josh

  • whos the guy who plays the retarded policeman?

  • my little brother loves your shows

  • FINALLY!!! This was the only reason I've subscribed to this channel!

  • I've waited so long. LOVE HIM!!! <3 I wonder why they stopped for so long

  • Is he really retarded?

  • @SourToiletSeat he has down syndrom so yea he is

  • HELL YES!!!!!!!

  • "DOES PONCE GET PAID FOR THIS!?

    YES!!! He's not only our friend, but also this is a real acting job for him. The more people who subscribe and watch, the more money he makes. (More subscribers = more views = more money for Ponce.)"

    LETS GET IT ONN!

  • i want to see him shoot his mom's dick

  • 0:17 Im back bitches

  • RETARDEDER....Pricelesss! I'm gonna go shoot my mom in the dick now.....Great stuff Greg!!!

  • WHERES MA NEW EPISODE!?!??! D:>

  • I WANT IT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­WWWWWWWWWWWWW

  • it comes out Jan 5th in America so 6th in Australia for those complaing

  • How long left?

  • do they use a real special person?

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  • Wait, were is it?

  • The trailer looks like one of Michael Bay's movies.

  • So freaking close

  • FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAA­AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH MOTHAFUCKAS!

  • He's going to do something with Kate & Cory! Oh wow, now I realise how serious typing, Kate & Cory is xD

  • can't wait for new episode :D

  • First comment on the day of the premiere<3

  • yay it comes out tomorrow :P

  • why does this make me think like this is something you would find in GTA IV?

  • He's back!? Looks like you guys have my sub again!

  • Oh man I can't wait!

  • Y U NO HAVE MORE EXPLOSIONS ?!

  • Life recomplete

  • he should pull over Nigahiga

  • @QueenofalltheGothics TOBUSCUS

  • @HALO3091 i agree!

  • @QueenofalltheGothics already did it

  • @QueenofalltheGothics or smosh, or both

  • Or smosh lol

  • @QueenofalltheGothics Or even... SMOSH. But Nigahiga would be awesome.

  • @QueenofalltheGothics That would be hard because Nigahiga lives all the way in Hawaii

  • @InfernoCorpHQ he was living in LA when he was going to school 

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  • Ultra fucked up but fuunnnnyy

  • i cant wait to see retarted policeman pull over annoying orange

  • haha do u are funny

  • Oh what?... I was jacking it the whole time...

  • YAYYYYYY

  • Finally.

  • Banna Porno

  • Normal is overated

  • Wait so I get hes retarted but how the hell is he ok with doing this?

  • Im so glad he is back. My fav ep is BOOBIES!!! I laughed so hard the first time I saw that one and that is the one I use to introduce people I know to my fav policeman. :) I have half of St Pete runnin around saying... BOOBIES!!! :P

  • First New Episode is on My Birthday, Hell to the YEAH!!!

  • i think he likes bananas to do retarded things lolololololololololololol

  • He's not pretending, he is actually disabled. But the good thing is he is having fun :)

  • He's not pretending... He is actually disabled

  • add me on fb... its under Little Breezy

  • How is this funny? How do people find this funny? It's just a guy pretending to be a retard and a cop. Which would make absolutely no sense because I pretty sure people who are mentally ill aren't qualified to be cops.

  • Did you know there was an article on abcnews' website (I can't post a link in comments?) that said that they actually bar people from becoming cops whose IQ scores are too high?

    Seriously. A guy tried to sue who was rejected for having an IQ of 125 and the court ruled that it was OK for them to discriminate against him because the logic was "he would get bored of police work". OK, maybe he'd get bored with traffic duty but don't you think smart people would be what you'd want investigating?

  • /watch?v=U_JgBXBYKwk

  • Finally he's  back!!! =3

  • dsnt he looklike larz ulrich!!!!

  • Thumbs up if u saw him with shay carl!

  • he ll never have a girlfriend :/

  • Aaaaannd resubscribed.

  • now i remembered why i subscribed to them, now only if i remember why i subscribed to RWJ.

  • Holy smokes, I had totally forgot why I was subscribed to this channel. This will keep me going for a few more years :)

  • LOL, funny as ! :)

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Ohhh yeah!!! :D

  • haha, saying: Retardeder.....just makes me feel stupid :)

  • less than 1week

  • Now in HD :D

  • 0:23 i dont get it thats an average Tuesday for me

  • 149 people's moms got shot in the dick.

  • Not wierd hes a retard hes mother has a dick.

  • omg i can't believe they are bring it back.

  • SUBSCRIBE OR ILL SHOOT MY MOM IN THE DICK!

    He's legit man.. better do it..

  • Time to rewatch all of the old episodes

  • so I guess all the shit between you guys has been settled, huh? It's been a while since I've watched anything by you guys, or the Perry brothers, so this is kind of a surprise to me. Retarded Policeman was a great series. It was a shame to see it go because of a silly argument. Glad it's back. : )

  • I actually resubscribed :3

  • Please, for the love of GOD tell me he's going to pull over Yeshmin

  • @himynameisben95 What does pull over mean in this context?

  • @jfleminator If a Cop pulls you over, it means he makes you stop your car and "pull over" so that he can talk to you

  • i'm leaving

  • wtf -.-

  • This is the best news I've heard in a long time..welcome back Ponce & Scott! Bitches!

  • i'm going to hell for laughing at this

  • This would be funny if I was still 10, but I guess I've grown out of retarded jokes and it's not that funny to me anymore. I think that's a good thing though

  • 0:22 MMM... shin shee shin shee 

    P.S. don't be a sourpuss, no one cares about how you've matured

  • Thank god hes back and to all you asshole who think he's getting taken advantage of, he's a paid actor like anyone else.

  • IM SO GLAD HES BACK!!!! I LOVE HIM <33

  • I used to make taking an arrow to the knee jokes , but then i took a spear up the ass

  • IM BACK BITCHES

  • What's the difference between this and a normal cop?

  • @wraithtk247 my dad is a cop lol XD

  • @wraithtk247 The difference is normal cops aren't scripted. They just do what comes naturally! ;)

  • @wraithtk247 one word: pork

  • @wraithtk247 The retarted policeman is smarter and doesn't eat as many doughnuts.

  • @wraithtk247 hes retarded and awesome xD

  • @wraithtk247 Normal cops are more violent.

  • @wraithtk247 this is funny, real isn't

  • @wraithtk247 a brain tumber and drugs

  • @NateDawg20100 tumor is spelled tumor

  • @wraithtk247 duh...... this one does his job right!

    

  • @wraithtk247 normal cops are dumber.

  • @wraithtk247 a normal cop is actually a real retard

  • @wraithtk247 he more retarder dadadada

  • @wraithtk247 Well the retarded policeman actually makes sense.

  • @wraithtk247 NOTHIN

    

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  • I dont like the new sound it makes when you like a comment :/

  • About fucking time, can't wait!

  • Is it sad that I'M SO FUXING EXCITED?!?!