Jon Reads The Bible - Part 1

[Stfuen]

What is your opinion on the bible after reading that whole load of crap?

[deadm101]

@MoldytoasterMedia can you make a video of you doing eleven hours of running or exercise , not trying to insult at all just requesting you make a video of that , cuz its funner reading when ur in good shape lol

[MoldytoasterMedia]

@deadm101 "Self-improvement is masturbation. Now, self-destruction …" Tyler Durden

[lane32x]

@MoldytoasterMedia re: Fight Club quote: It's "not self destruction," not "now self destruction." And yes, I'm aware that a few websites quote it as such. Go use your ears.

Yay for posting inappropriate comments while misquoting good movies.

[MoldytoasterMedia]

@lane32x he clearly says "now" watch?v=VD54p_NdpTY

[lane32x]

@MoldytoasterMedia Ok. I concede that it could be. I always assumed it was incorrectly quoted as such since all the old dictionaries defined that as "self mutilation" so Tyler was arguing against this. I guess the other way to look at it would be to assume that Tyler was saying that Fighting (destruction) was obviously superior and implying a comparison to sex.

Still seems an inappropriate remark unless you consider reading to be self destruction :-P

[555russe]

I am an atheist and I will watch this to the end

[Tiwaking]

I like the disclaimer bit at the end where they say it is all a joke.

[MarioWtf69]

03:03:03 LOL

[LordBrokoli]

Where is the second part?

[imasuperjoshfan0708]

Wow. This guy has alot of time on his hands.. Can you sayy NO FRIENDSSS.

[killergame98]

@MisterEclipse96

Your dick is a nasty bit of fiction.

[DissiDiaCoLour]

BiBLeBasheR!

[4AdamKane1]

wow the old testament..great 11h video man

[BronyHeretic]

I'm athiest, I am watching this because of......... school......

[sizzlebird1]

THIS GUY.

[Jens1503]

up next: the yellow pages.

[oortdoug]

Next....THE DICTIONARY

[TheWolfsGaming]

@NLBlackname55NL Even though im not a jew or a christian, There is more meaning to it than just that.

[droogie1991]

lawl if you skip later on you can see that the sun comes up

[NLBlackname55NL]

Quick Version

Jesus was born.

Then he died.

[Alyssoo]

@NLBlackname55NL bwahahhahahahahahhahaha lol

[MisterEclipse96]

haha i watched this when it had 11,666 views. Also, the bible is a nice work of fiction.

[aboo612]

@MisterEclipse96

dude not cool.

[megacomicbooknerd]

@MisterEclipse96 My god your an atheist

[MisterEclipse96]

@megacomicbooknerd *You're, also, you needed a period.

[n00bAnkka234]

@megacomicbooknerd God made me an atheist, who are you to question his wisdom?

[megacomicbooknerd]

@n00bAnkka234 I admire your wisdom to be correct I was making a joke a joke of bad taste but however. It seems that you sir have a lot of wisdom keep it up

[OrangeTurbans]

YAAAAAAAAAAY THE BIBLE!.

[MixTheDubstep]

35 ppl r going to hell

[squemish51]

My hero.

[Punky233]

reading fiction is fun!

[trondheimsfeber]

dude, you have gained weight. no offence, but you should take care off yourself.

[robfromyarmouth]

@trondheimsfeber you're telling the guy who counted to 100,000 to take care of himself

[rangersleadtheway7]

New Guinness record: Man who doesn't even comprehend patience

[FunAssFunProductions]

The Bible for Tl;DR: God creates shit for no reason, Eve eats an apple which makes people hate women, Some guy talks to a burning bush, Some guy makes a boat big enough to fit 2 animals of the 40 billion speices God kills a bunch of people, makes a guy chop his dick off, and has a battle with satan to see how much people love him, then his son comes and the romans kill him Lol. Makes sense.

[m8m8c9]

@FunAssFunProductions hahaha, sooo true!

[Disgaealikerasap]

It's funny how atheists seek out videos about the bible and then complain about them....

[Disgaealikerasap]

Good job :D

[xrtlop]

Do you spend your whole life just making videos of yourself doing retarded stuff?

[Morganimo]

The Yellow lines in the Buffering bar are checkpoints ;P

[LyannenHalbsterblich]

When I saw the title of this vid, I fainted! :O

[muzicmaster8]

I swear his beard grew over the 11 hours ...

[heggoy07]

@muzicmaster8 haha

[beautifulplacebo]

wow.

[yoonvh]

I never knew the bible was this boring. :D

[Seabass70x7]

@yoonvh It's not unless you make it boring.

[tornadomaster96]

@Seabass70x7 Jon can make anything boring

[Seabass70x7]

@tornadomaster96 True.

[wambam99999]

"In the beginning, God created the heaven and the Earth...and a few pages later, religion was born. And the world has sucked ever since. The End."

[thecagdashalitolgu]

@wambam99999 why, you don't believe in god? 

[jabzfabz]

Amen

[KingdomHearts1207]

*Finishes reading Holy Bible*

Viewers: Woo! *Applause*

Jon: Now we read the King James version. In the beginning--

Viewers: O__O

[MrPokehugo]

You are usually very bored 'aight?

[SwatiesBan]

Salute u Jon

[TetrapakProdzekt]

whats the point of loosing so many hours ?!

[TTTiton5]

FAKEEEEE!!!!! HE's obviously reading off the mac!!! lol

[fungi6610]

come on guys it really takes something to read the bible..... think it was awesome.... good for you jon!!!

[caroemperhazy]

You can all laugh, but I don't think there ever was an audiobook of the Bible. This is awesome.

[arup02]

@caroemperhazy Wrong. There is an audiobook of the bible where i live.

[deadm101]

@moldytoaster , and thats why im depressed cuz i matter just as little as every one else and when i die no one will care :) oh well back to shagging my gf for the next life time

[TeamGamerz100]

I don't care about religion so how did I get here?

[TeamGamerz100]

How did I get here?

[XxLaUr3nZzZxX]

He's secured himself a place in heaven....if there was such a thing called heaven.

[Dyyro]

Who created God?

[MoldytoasterMedia]

@Dyyro God isn't real. So nobody.

[Dyyro]

@MoldytoasterMedia That's where I was going with it. Mainly a question to the Christians though.

[LastActionCowboy]

@MoldytoasterMedia You can never be sure with religion.

[sdaerfofsteam2]

@MoldytoasterMedia Don't you mean imaginatiooonnn? :3 *Squee*

[BaileyTheNerd]

@MoldytoasterMedia psssh ur going to hell buddy if you say "god isnt real"

[TillImInternet]

@MoldytoasterMedia God is real



[MoldytoasterMedia]

@TillImInternet how do you know?

[stigoblogg]

@MoldytoasterMedia A smart atheist would answer: "The possibility of a god is very unlikely, as there is no evidence." You CAN'T say that he isn't real..

[TillImInternet]

@MoldytoasterMedia if this is a real question, you can ask god. i know it because i have experiences with god

[MoldytoasterMedia]

@TillImInternet The next time you have an experience with God, take a picture and send it to me, i want to see what he looks like.

[TillImInternet]

@MoldytoasterMedia ok, now i know youre an naiv idiot

[MoldytoasterMedia]

@TillImInternet Why? because you can't take pictures of things that you imagine?

[owned45]

@TillImInternet I'm pretty sure you're being naiv by believing in God.

[thecagdashalitolgu]

@owned45 why are you naiv, if you believe in god?

[thecagdashalitolgu]

@TillImInternet why are you naiv if you believe in god?

[MelGibsn]

@thecagdashalitolgu whats your problem ?

[TOWLIBAN32123]

@Dyyro Stan Lee

[tieloop]

you defently got a life that for sure

[Seabass70x7]

Would be funny if he becomes a Christian after reading this.

[paintersmurfs]

Why do atheists have such a hard time with history lessons from the bible? did Zeitgeist brainwash them that badly? Do they really think Jesus Christ didnt happen? what about Julius Ceasar? or Genghis Khan?

[clingo316]

I am an Atheist but at some point I will watch this all the way through just so I can have more ammo to throw at Christians.

[thekingofspadesjan1]

@clingo316

Your an "atheist?" but you have never read the bible? Its a pretty amazing book, and honestly, its hard to say you dont believe in something that you are unfamiliar with. I know how rediculus all those impostors that claim christianity, make it sound. But it never tells you to be a bad person, or do bad things. Its a really magical book. It takes a while to get going, but it delivers. I dont claim an organized religion. But i recommend the bible. Its a very good book.

[MoldytoasterMedia]

@thekingofspadesjan1 have you read the Book of Mormon?

[thekingofspadesjan1]

@MoldytoasterMedia Not yet. i also havent dedicated any of my valuable time to "Throwing ammo" at them. The bible has historical references, it also has been in the passenger seat of the majority of all changing events on an individual, and planetary scale, for some time now. Its a good book. When there is something that powerful in your presence. To dismiss it without knowing why, is just funny to me. So, how is the book of mormon? as interesting as the atheist writings throughout history?

[iTroozTrooperDown]

@thekingofspadesjan1 Fully agreed, you don't have to belive in every fantasy book you read, and if you take the Bible out of the context of faith it is a pretty good bunch of stories with a lot of moral lessons and life lessons.

[jmacknyc]

does this guy sleep? or eat? or piss?

[KippurCatArts]

My broswer detected i was atheist, and wont let me watch it.

[gamefan1997]

At least he's not counting.

[lucdre]

you can see how his beard grows

[Bracia12345]

4:36:30

Had a dream that out of the river came Simon Cowels.

Or was it 7 cows?

[robloxpwnmaster3]

you can see in the beginnging of the ideo its dark and at the end its light

[robloxpwnmaster3]

i dont beleae in god

[MrMatrixman92]

snape kills jesus

[NickPwnsUTube]

IN the beginning God cre- fuck this shit.

[KIDSareCOD]

i fucking laughed when i saw this title

[TheVader2]

Heard that the Jews didn't give the sequel a fair review.

[chairmansaab]

Hey, i think you doesn't want your eyes ...???

[Brdularium]

OMG!!! WHAT HAPPENED NEXT???

[MsNacho98]

press numbers up to ten and see how the curtain goes down lol

[NiaMikayla]

This was one day beforre my birthday :)

[leikeylosh]

It takes a lot of effort to do the things that Jon does in Youtube. It's amazing, actually.

[nmwscstmimb]

Interesting read, can't wait for next part

[WaffaMargus]

You know what is incredible

Jon Counts To 100,000 (74hours) - 313,663 views.

1,846 likes, 249 dislikes. From Mar 10, 2011

Jon Reads The Bible - Part 1 (11 hours) - 6,405 views.

67 likes, 31 dislikes. From Oct 1, 2010

& yt video suggestions: Kid overdoses cocaine on tragic accident, ipod 4g unboxing, ... at least Charles Stanley video is in related.

Thank you Jon

[equalsdirt]

totally worth it?

[robloxpwnmaster3]

god aint real

[MrOttopants]

Shorter John- bullshit about bullshit that didn't happen. 

[UltraaRecordz]

read slower why dont you...

[adamnbomb247]

I LISTENED TO EVERYTHING!!!

[MrOldestPerson]

and they live happily ever after.. the end..

[vicentereds]

In the final he realized that was not recording!

[pppzzz8]

WHERE IS PART 2??

;D

[Sayain50]

Jesus do you seriously have this much time on your hands? *no pun intended*

[keldodk]

What a great fantasy

[MayThePidgeRise102]

Holy Shit, You Can Read This Long??

[MrKrauzz]

Spoiler Alert: Jesus dies.

[25Celtics]

@MrKrauzz i heard he comes back is that true?

[bagrCZ]

@MrKrauzz FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[MrKrauzz]

@bagrCZ trollface.jpg

[bagrCZ]

@MrKrauzz rageguy.jpg

[DavidSteagall91]

can you make an audio book for me plz?

[Hunt4life]

Dude, just go ahead and masturbate. You wont go blind, I promise.

[carinagroenen]

I think you are freaking badass no one can beat you with that perseverance!

[ff7walkthru]

this makes me please to be atheist the whole bible man you have nothing better you want to do?

[MissStaceyLizSamuel]

I WANT NEW BIBLE VIDEOS!

[fishhay1]

...

[Raynelm]

NOw I don't have to read it I can just listen to this guys incredible diction.

[Leo413623]

i like how all the comments are involve Jesus fucking Christ or holy fuck

[BassPlayerofThe909]

dammit jon shut the fuck up

i shut your MOLDYTOASTER account years ago and you still come back

DING FRIES ARE DONE MODYFAG

[MRcelGraida]

haha no dude u dont gonne read the whole bible!why the fuck u have so mutch time?

[MrPaineapple]

Were you bored?

[ilovekiki143]

You just read the bible FOR 11 HOURS STRAIGHT!! ? O_O

[Dylan5222sMyGamertag]

@ilovekiki143 no he didn't, you can clearly see that his shirt changes every once in a while if you skip through the video.

[ilovekiki143]

@Dylan5222sMyGamertag Oh, my bad

[Subfightr]

DUDE how the hell?! WOW! You actually read the entire thing out loud! Did your throat hurt afterworlds? My jaw hurts and my brain cries just imagining doing this.

[BeyondDGrave]

This makes sense... he is from Digg.

[hypokritable]

boring! change... the channel

[rubenos14]

lol i watched the whole vid and i'm an atheist

[Subfightr]

@rubenos14 Actually it is doing exactly what he did that made me an Atheist as well. I cant imagine anything more powerful to cause one to question the bible then actually reading the bible.

[xXjorschXx]

just kill your self now. Its good your reading the bible. Its because you have so much damn time on your hands and you need a new hobby...

[ADHDadditiv]

this is soooo boring but props to him holding in the laughing at the start and actually getting through it

[MyACIREMA]

You have 666 videos

ha

[i420gaming]

who the fuck is gunaa fucking watch thiss?

[toSTONEiGO]

the fuck

[MultiMario2011]

You are one Sad guy i think you need a girl

[malcolmisk00l]

fag...

only fags read bibles

fag

[goawayass]

@malcolmisk00l

That doesn't make any sense, the bible says that homosexuals are abominations. :)

[0741309876]

@malcolmisk00l  fuck you motherfucker

[ivegotamnesia]

FAKE

[ivjonesyvi]

@ivegotamnesia lol how could this be fake?

[ivegotamnesia]

@ivjonesyvi i think i said it cause he said it on a video that had the same similar circumstances (impossible to fake). So i just said it to piss him off

[FirefoxPL]

learn to read, you sound like 1st grader

[1and0nly22]

i'm listening to this as i go to sleep for the night.

[billtamer]

how the FUCK can a vid be this long? thought you can only have 15 minutes?

[marqueskart]

@billtamer Youtube recently let accounts without any serious copyright strikes have the 15-minute limit removed.

[foxmccloudds]

God files for a copyright claim.. activision approves.

[fuzeful]

>_>

[BloodyMooreJay]

thumbed up. how you did this is crazy!

i bet NO ONE watched all 11 hours in 1 go lol.

[marzipin]

Just look outside the window and see it turn from day to night...

[RandomYetEpic]

You are insane! INSANE!! I'm a Christian and I find this ridiculous!! Pretty much most any normal person would find this insane!

[uncutsquid]

When is part 2 coming?

[dkamm65]

ELEVEN.

FUCKING.

HOURS.

[crazydoom3dude]

bored at 0:03