HOW I MET MY WIFE

[ReBoRnDezignzz]

Wait, did you get the pizza?

[themasad]

u wanna hear a story about my dick, o sorry its to long

[GGMairbornefeline]

@themasad try to shorten it, i really wanna hear it

[mRenesz]

Game?

[IGCNiho]

@mRenesz Call of Duty: World at War..

[turtletrain1]

1:22 to 1:30 makes me laugh everytime. lol

[vVKeenanVv]

what could be offensive abut this

[Hijynx87]

dude it also helps to have a baller ass pad! lol.

[auzziekid95]

what about the pizza?

[marri102]

haha man ur commentaries are class, keep it up ; )

[raffetheking]

Wait, you fucked on the first date? that's lika a BAWS!!!

[ElAngusO]

tags lol

[fatdonkay]

your so funny dude i love your channel

[metalheadofrock]

dirty mexican jk im mexican

[jalidkalid]

Should have said: "I know what you're about to do...you're about to drop a duece...you better light a match or some shit"

[frenchcrusade]

@Fredster2114 man i dont think he ever will as far as we know he dosent want no one to know about his you tube life

[bnv3O5]

I FUCKING LOVE YOU !!!

[david47295]

Heres a beautiful poem

Roses are grey

Violets are brown

This poem makes no sense

Refigerator

[Gazkhuul]

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a knife, Get in the fucking van

[megaboy28]

S1mple, you owned that date :D..that's what ladies like, men who know what they are doing. Classy or nasty, women like men who know what they are doing and take charge.

[Bonzai241]

can someone tell me who s1mple used to be?? its buggin the shit out of me

[SuperCorndog10]

@Bonzai241 floppy, motherfuckin, footlong.

[TelletubbySlayer]

do pt 2 dude!

[minunsattack]

holy shit!!!! you ... you didnt get into a lobby that was hacked :o

[HaloforDummies]

Hater :D

[EightThoughts]

Yes, feel the wrath of the man with dildo penetrating voice.

[Microbombergaming]

BIG VAINY FUCKING DILDO

[Fiskaren1980]

STOP HATING 8Thoughts!

[Alpacalyptic]

Part 2?

[JCwootberg]

hater!!!!!!

[Gazkhuul]

Make a porno bro.... I'd pay for that shit!

[sound1313]

was the pizza good?

[Tag11R]

Your a Silverback Pimp Im a fucking Grizzly

[yeahiamfat]

im just a little confused on the time line i mean did you ever get the pizza? or was he just left standing at the door.. which could have given him the opportunity to watch you all do the naughty.. maybe they should list that as one of the perks of the job

[TheLloydHD]

who fucks on the first date? simple minds does!

[TheBobbybill12]

OMFG simple you are a true silverback! Please upload the rest!

[mvg821]

LOL just watched the second part of sex stories part 2. I see what you mean. Cant fuckin wait for the third part. Stay classy youtube and simple youre the fuckin man!!!!!

[phoenix762308]

0:15 KNIFE ENGAGED

[Hexedtemplar]

Who is butthurt?

[Gazkhuul]

So glad im gay!

[platnimsoap]

yo 8thoughts sent me love the video bro

[SNOOZER4569885]

I love that Knife Click!

[StRaiGhTxM3rKiN]

SUBSCRIBED TO YOUR NEW CHANNEL=)

[Bobbychawcer99]

dude ur funny as fuck keep it up bro!!!

[7scrilla4]

DEAR S1MPLE....T BAGGIN SILVERBACKS ARE THE FUCKIN BOMB S1MPLE!!!! stay silver

[PaivaRoss]

That story is almost to incredible to believe!!! I never heard a story like that!!!

Excellent video, keep them coming cause I'll watch every one of them ;)

[HSofRapture1]

Love you S1MPLEM1NDZ

[zulukydd]

Your just a PIMp LoL Glad i subbed

[BewareThePro]

Plz do a dual commentary with your wife S1MPLE!!! Mr. and Mrs. Silverback need to do a dual com! Thumbs up so S1MPLE can see it!!

[roory20]

FINALLY another video! Love your stuff man :) Keep it up!

[Gazkhuul]

@XShadowXJ Go fuck yourself, S1mple wont do shit for you, people like you i hope you stay a lone depressing channel as you are now.... Suck my DICK NIGGER ... stay homo beotch

[saiyanjon]

Love your stuff

[danman963]

Your the fucking best simple

[xImpactt]

You gotta make a commentary all about picking up chicks, and what to do with em once you got em, im doing fine with the lafies but im wondering how you do it

[tallwhitebread6996]

ahhhhhhhhhh hahahahahahahah my boyyy!

[EdwardNigma48]

Does Flipper Fart In The Water? dsm,njkfgbkjfagb;kfjgafjkghadf­jknhlknhlgnh

i love you S1mplemindz, homo intended

[JonnyCee91]

We all know how Ricky Chops met his wife....disgusting

[xcgillx2]

Simple mindz's version of how i met your mother

[ExtremeVideosArchive]

Your wife sound fucking hot.

[sixmosher]

btw, for all those who do not know a silverback is a reference to the animal a silverback gollira.

[SICKshotSHANE]

@sixmosher no his talking about a retard that filps out you must not view all of his vids.you are not a silverback!!!!

[DDamage80]

so true about the a girl going to the toilet and getting her friend to call her bk!

[mococola]

sup simple ! You luongbro/nigbro(classy) and that one nerd with the nazal ass voice should start a fucking podcast talking shit for 30 minutes.

[TheLazyBully]

sometimes I pee on the side of the bowl to make less noise

[tutyfruty200]

hey simple, i know what you saying about random girls giving numbers away.

i called 3 girls and than just gave up.

but after this video i might just try again.

who gives a shit about rejection.

BTW im also a bouncer

[ThatMinecraftGuy1]

I see simplemindz getting really big on youtube soon

[LimitdLiabillty]

Best exit out of a comm; "stay classy, go fuck yourselves."

[AustraliansPride]

how do you get offended by S1MPLE those people need to harden the fuk up PUSSYEZ

[monty0904]

Hahah! All his classes are called silverback! :D

[R4ND0MTuTz]

Funny Shit!

[RichyBTheking]

@S1MPLEMINDZ thank you for the fap material

[805TO801]

Haha bravo man! Real as commentary!!

[14pringles]

Dude your funny as fuck at me on ps3 state_of_mind-x

[thedumbfactor]

LOL at your channel background 

[ToxixKills]

part 2 now!!! :P

[Ph0sphaT]

How I met your mother

[TheWambofilms]

Ur quite the ladiez man pimp

[MissPlue]

Such a sweet story. ;o;

[ARMENIAKB24]

SHOW US A PIC OF YOUR WIFE!

[hedidit55]

Pic of Ur wife?

[Ghostgnads22]

NICE

[dekoy08]

your fucking epic brah! I wanna stick my penis in your channel. Waist hug, mouth open brah!

[anilode]

Diamond cutter hahahahaha mahn you funny good shit mahn!!!!

[MrTheSwaggman]

Listen simple. I look forward to every single video you put out. Put these are the type of videos I subscribed to you from! I love your stories not the offensive bullshit you did for a little! This is way better

[PhenomOfGaming]

i wanna see a pic of her just cuz ur sayn she so hot....

[iamlegndrylysv]

you fucked on the first date? nice.

[IspyGypsI]

"Does Flipper fart in the water" lmfao

[nik9403]

LOL @ the tags :P

[GamerBoy1108]

Hey s1mple u didn't add me on psn and if u forgot who I was my psn is MiKe__OwNzU waist hug mouth open :-)

[pacsun79]

whats this game called

[akaFIVEDOLLA]

omg best vid ive seen in long time

[MasterShamon112]

I'm so glad my friend told me to sub you

[generaltoast2152]

you are the greatist man alive. props to you sir. silverback for sure. waist hug mouth open

[SiiKSAiiNT8]

PIC OF YOUR WIFE YA DIGG

[alherchenreder]

Nice job Simple, very nice. Glad to hear your wife is a dirty woman...knife click... Wheres the classic Hello my name is simpleminds and I like to stick my penis in.....?

[rocdude66]

ummm ricky chops brought me to your channel so I'm a noob but what IS your second job???

[ityzeR]

OK, I lied about it not showing up. I am partially blind which doesn't help

[mauriciomarioni]

LoL im probibly on some website!..luv tht part.Love u simple HOMO Intended!

[NickLaz0r]

Wanna c the religion commentary hah

[ityzeR]

Shit didn't even show up in my sub box!

[Trumpettay]

Does Flipper fart in the water? classic

[charlieonyour6]

2:19 OH crap he has the knife out! hes gonna go silverback on us

[Ngrandstaircase]

When will you do the religious commentary? That will really get this channel taken down! - subscribed to your new channel!

[WeekendAtMArtys]

im going to college and im going to be in new strange enviorments but i can always find familairty in a S1MPLEMINDZ commentary

[NeesDeep]

Beauty & the Silverback

[ThugNasty2014]

Sexual stories is the best series hands down :D

[GrandAjrator]

Simple are you going to do the religion commentary? If you did can someone link me.

[DeltaCookies007]

haha and then you one pumped her and lost it, you left that out

[UrMyAss]

this was fucking FANTASTIC, YOUR WIFE SOUNDS FUCKING B.L.E.S.S.E.D!!

[dallpall69]

Whoever is offended ur fucking retarded, he told u ur going to be offended so fuck off faggots.

[LoverOfWater5]

is he really getting a divorced

[Juiceboxx03]

@LoverOfWater5 no..

[rybond13]

Keep it short like my penis hahahah

[kingred890]

Who did u offend

[MetalSmartie]

lmao look at the tags

[jebus44955]

tht sexual story vid needs to be up soon..i wana c it sooo bad

[Soldiers9262]

Part 2

[kerntoniTV]

06:57 real classy

[N4D3RBOMB]

Why you get all emotional and shit! Making my dick soft! Jk I like faved subbed commented jerked off twittered Facebooked it and mention it on pornhub! Is that good!

[KrogerPeanuts123]

Can you Do A Second Part Of this Story Please!!

[X6PoundsSoft]

Do some more squats so I can wank off to your meaty quads!

[acoustics905]

@X6PoundsSoft i thought the same thing. thats some cell tech right der

[DISSENTandPREVAIL]

Bilbo baggins

[JoelzVideoz]

sexy story u should do a dual com with her ;D

[YoungBlood0893]

hey simple, when are you gonna do the comm about religion?

[starfish304]

you were shocked? that shit must have been epic, can't wait to hear SS #8-2.

[Pfurlan26]

YO....WAITING FOR THE RELIGIOUS VIDEO.......GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

[Marmolejos1000]

Y U NO TELL ON SEXUAL STORIES

[smeeshberg]

you absolute pimp 

[MrToXiC9111]

I liked before the video even came up. Thts how much I love you, homo intended

[pbmaniac51]

No simple your fucking kidding me! I was wanting to hear more MOTHER FUCKER I HAVE TO FUCKING WAIT!!!

[DrinallSea]

WTF NO STICK MY PENIS INTROOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[fabriciojz33]

dude post a second part

[Hazed606]

lol nice eight thougts

[FaultyDoctor]

6:18 Didn't know Water-Bottler was on your friends list? :D

Great video by the way

[killraven123]

Stop using caps you simple bastard ;)

[srsly989]

Your outro makes my whole day.

[WyattFromThe314]

We should get a pic of your wife. Unless you're a baby back bitch.

<3 ya, Simple

[sheep910]

Loved it fo real PIMP

[sillyrabbitman8]

lol at the tags

[jordonand1]

r u still going to have the same ps3 gammertag?

[a7xbandy]

God damn this was refreshing. Thanks Pimp.

[dangerzone125]

Can i steal your wife for......(carry the 1) 10 minutes.

[stickshift16]

damn simple your str8 to the point with girls.



[davidsluder123]

Im going to go fuck my self. LMFAO!

[itssmallville]

See if your wife will do some commentaries with you, thatd be AAAAAMMMMMAZZZZZIINNNGGGGGG!

[wiat09]

What kind of baby cunts are getting offended? fucking baby back bitches

[shamsulhassim]

ooooh i bet religion commentary will fuck up everyones mind. seriously DO IT!!!!

[bedalfur]

DaMN YOU KNOW HOW TO AMUSE YOUR SILVERBACKS

[VictoryAtGunpoint]

You should tell this story, or more in depth? On Sexual Stories!?

[Revektion]

do one of these with your wife

[PhillipDeGraves]

i know this story haha i wonder hows the ex

[shamsulhassim]

i'm literally waiting for eighthought to post a comment

[kimboslicerulesfan15]

Just subbed new channel! :D

Now there's even more simple the silver back of youtube to go around! :D

[Ixp00nxM4ny]

That's how I want to meet my wife.

[DatYoungBull]

lol what pussies hate on this shit? baby back bitch

[alexstewart2]

DO NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHAT THOSE LOSERS SAY, Why are they offended?

In my opinion you ve said NOTHING that I'd consider offensive.

Keep it real. Dont pussy out because of some haters. Name and shame dem assholes.

[ZeVisionz]

NEXT EPISODE IS GONNA ROCK THUMBS THIS UP IF YOU THINK HE SHOULD GET HIS WIFE ON THE NEXT EPISODE!!!

[xluongbrox]

what a fucking magical disney story john. and that line "it wouldnt be fair for me to not be naked too" is SO cliche you pimp hahaha

[EightThoughts]

PART 3 is AwEsOME!

Just wait.

[zenthex1234]

cool story, bro!

[SoulDarksydeItachi]

wtf, i heard that knife!

[Gazkhuul]

This made me hard... I love S1mple... Homo fucking intended!

[AwesomeRast]

Religion Commentary!!!!

[Mrcrow300]

s1implemindz offensive...classy

[MillionsDan]

i wanna see your wife

[EightThoughts]

You lie. You met your wife on Craigslist!

[SoulDarksydeItachi]

@EightThoughts lololololololololol

[S1MPLEMINDZ]

@EightThoughts I told you that shit in confidence fucker. I guess I deserve that though. FMM

[slamtheman420]

@S1MPLEMINDZ Fuck all the baby back bitches and haters , keep doin' what you do. I subbed to your new channel just in case though lol Waist hug mouth open :)

P.S. Silverback representing all day errrr day.

[xbox360butter]

@S1MPLEMINDZ if u reply to this i will get hard