How to Spoon with Michael C. Hall

[123reletive123]

wtf

[capitalAG]

Im gettin me a spoorkle.lol

[13topich]

this is so weird.

[jon002super]

sweet video.

[FamousMovieScenes09]

All i think about whenever i hear the words "church of latter-day saints", is a dog barking repeatedly

Thanks, Simpsons

[pepperschick26]

i'm so disappointed

[Xt3RM1n4T36]

They need to make a video about spooning like the one with John Stamos, WITH Michael not just his voice.

[GiaLovesA7X]

Sometimes I wonder what position Dexter would have used. We all know David uses the "Spirit Fingers" position

[pussyholic07]

HAHAH that was brilliant

[icanonlybejm]

awesome!!!

[trIon321]

Oh what Michael did for money before Dexter

[Covaxius]

@trIon321

It was apparently made in 2009 and Dexter started in 2006. 

[NWO41508]

haha oh man

[hazrdzne]

It's called...the baby T-rex arm

[Destro7000]

The ARM goes UNDERNEATH the girl. =P

[Mayokitty7]

I really have a hard time finding this funny.

[DarciaLover123]

for what ever reason my bf likes 2 wrap his legs around me hahah xD

[j020989]

Dexter Educational Video xD

[GarageLaughter]

HitchCOCK Magazine

[jeminni19]

omg this is my issue every night with my g/f! i have always said babe what do you expect me to do with this OTHER ARM! haha what do i do with this thing? no matter where you put your bedside arm its NOT comfortable and the conclusion i came up with is........you just have to deal with it, or else she is just going to complain all night that your moving too much

[cooksey13]

@jeminni19 get two pillows. put your head on one and give her the other. put your arm under the pillow, its usually nice and cool under there. the pillow will cushion the pressure she puts on your arm and you should be able to fall asleep.

life is not as hard as you make it out to be.

[gaspandsaywhat]

The baby t-rex arm xD

[movielover1990]

LOL Fart and coverrr!

[horsepheus]

omg I din't recognise his voice wtf hahaah

[karikitty82]

T-rex arm... rarrrr! Rarrrr!

[BunkoBunny]

1:58 crying of laughters

[ChibiLanna]

hahahahahaahaha

[LaaLiPop]

lol i thought this was how to spoon michael c hall. i was like sweet. gotta see this

[FuzzehPeach]

The way he says "homosexuality" as if it's two words.. homo and sexuality. LOLLL

[ca6loy13]

wtf, seriously wt actual f

[TheDwarfsWillGetYou]

spooning with Michael C. Hall........GIMME GIMME GIMME D:

[xXMugiWaraXXx]

What the hell did I just watch?

[WhyDoesSheLoveHim]

LOL A SPORK.

[kibaepisodes]

This may be a dumb question but what is forking?

[iamintheburg]

@kibaepisodes What the fork, kiba? Say it ALOUD and you'll get it. ( God, I hope you'll get it; but if you don't get it, you don't need it. )

[cardinalvengen]

@kibaepisodes replace O with U

[ScopeTCR]

wtf?

[iloveoreos15]

Fart and cover, fart and coverrrr

[iloveoreos15]

lmfao. 

[MrDeltat2]

Fart and cover.....lol.....

[GrizzlyFist]

dis vas faunny ya

[GlitterInMyHeart]

did anybody slightly shiver when michael said 'death'? sure does remind me of somethin....

[Kishimotoo]

whahahahahah!

[OHIO6611]

Fart and cover

[Spongemagic]

29 People are Jewish girlfriends in post-war times.

[fappyyplox]

The Hitler heisman is probably my favorite.

[TheRAPxMASTER]

@fappyyplox I rather the "Spirit Fingers" Position.

[Arcanex1982]

@TheRAPxMASTER too much shoulder cramp atfer. t-rex arm is good for me.

[squishy13]

This is false advertising :(

[heavell99]

I thought this was going to be like, "How to sleep with Michael" as in, sleep... with the actor...

[dtowngirl109]

knowing that Michael C Hall literally sat with a microphone and said this, makes me smile on the inside. <3

[scofieldgirl88]

"like a gecko" OMFG, DEXTER.

[scofieldgirl88]

how does one spork?

[freebirdjackass4208]

LMFAO!!!! My eyes are watering now...

[myfrostyballs]

fag



[SceneIndustries16]

ROFL i showed this to my girlfriend we laughed XD

[emluvslou]

t-rex arm!!! the bane of my existence

[heavell99]

That isn't Michael C Hall's voice... is it?

[MichaelaLeach]

fart and cover, fart and cover. Look at Dave go!

[KAILequalsSEX]

thats not mch

[kortbeekk]

this is freaking hilarious!

Though admittedly, it took me a second to recognize his voice.

[snipesome]

hahahaha that was the funniest old video ever. thumbs up if u agree

[stvpats2ndgrl]

lmao

[stotherizzle]

FART AND COVER HAHAH

[theICE23]

I thought this was a video about how to spoon with Michael.

[babycal83]

Dutch oven

[ayoshutduff]

Just remember to fart and cover

[goldfishcarlos]

@ayoshutduff aaaaaaaahahahahha

[mwgdy]

Fat and cover. Fart and cover x D

[FigielkaUK]

After 3 years is like that...And what will be after 33 ? LOL ;-)

[enteriusz]

Awesome!

[YorianSevenfold]

Mental disease known as homosexuality AhAHAHhAhAHAHhAhaHAHa

[iammeakame]

ROFL!

[jizzznizzle]

HAHHAHAHAHA OMG :')

[peanutboy0921]

it's CLEARLY MCH, you guys have got to REMOVE Dexter from your narrow minds and remember that Dexter is not a real person. He's played by an ACTOR

[theICE23]

@peanutboy0921 Does it make Dexter any less important? He is more real to many people than YOU or ME are to this world. Let the people dream, imagine, its what we do best.

[LOL2527]

Dear Michael, Wanna spoon?

k good. looking forword to it...:)

[epualc]

hahahahahahhhhaahaha

[neonoir77]

This needs the "blood theme."

[MrWicher]

@neonoir77 what dose that suppose to mean? O.o don't get it cause my english :)

[enjoyincubus222]

i'm reading that same jd salinger book the girl is!

[coreenn]

LOL baby T-rex.<3

[728DMB]

HAHAHAHAH 2:02 HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[helenajesstarzak]

I want to spoon with hunky Michael C. Hall !!!

[helenajesstarzak]

funny video!!!

[bradleysmith11]

lol i hate spooning!!!

[maddy32406]

hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love MCH........

[mundanelifeof]

ahahahha I definitely do 1:22 to my ex-bf... and then he would tell me the next morning that my ass was sticking out too much.

[yorenfromabove]

Where did this came from..?

[LunaSolitaria]

@yorenfromabove This came from Funny Or Die!

[fatredpanda24]

make a video on sporking...now

[FrankyFiggz27]

Wowww some people truly are retarded. If you've ever watched Dexter before, how do you not recognize that this is his voice? It's obviously not from the 50's...I'm pretty sure that's a joke (for any half-wits who try to claim that it can't be Dexter because he was born after the 1950's). It's him!!!

[iamamoth]

this makes no sense... it says this is a 1950's film... Michael C Hall was born 1971...

[sawfan1]

@iamamoth ....I hope you're not serious LOL!!!! 

[iamamoth]

@sawfan1

you're right... that was stupid... :P

[Kickylou22]

@iamamoth A funky 1950's educational film parody narrated by Dexter's Michael C. Hall - starring Bill Dawes and Lauren Schacher. ......key word PARODY.

[TwilightStorm13]

hahahahahahaha

[Myulti]

This is not Dexter.

[Squizeto]

and a quick check to see if shes asleep *smack*

[eatZeppelin]

This is the stupidest video ever.

Michael C. Hall rules though.

[TWN321]

Thats not Dexter!

[crazy2apoint]

I wonder what this is from- I was crackin up :)

[AwesomeMcBadAss]

I don't think this is actually Michael C. Hall of Dexter narrating, really sounds nothing like him. Probably just someone else with the same name

[PoutingXEvoke]

@AwesomeMcBadAss if you read the information, then you would see it says

'narrated by Dexter's Michael C. Hall' 

he's able to do different voices you know -.-

[SoGLordKratos]

I'm claustrophobic...so Ive never been able to spoon =( (sigh)

[Mehlwurm18]

the woman is really beautiful =)

[JadeForMercury]

this was very funny. then i realized this is made by mormons. Really? homosexuality is a "mental disease"?? come onn now, 

[fakewalka]

@JadeForMercury yeah you're right it's not mental :D I think it's anal disease so to say rofl joking :)

[angus244]

thats the best position to have sex!

[Gonko100]

thats just so fucking not funny

[Roaningdotcom]

anyone know any information about this video? is it a college thing or something? seems like it. i'm awful confused.

[wonderpetwarrior]

"The Baby T-Rex arm"

[kskashe]

0:54 LOL

i cant believe how well someone can make fun of dexters actor

but then again, he is a typecast actor.. kind of an easy target

[Roaningdotcom]

@kskashe eh....typecast? you for real? he played a very camp homosexual funeral home director and went on to play a likeable serial killer who works for the police. the roles are so far apart it's unreal.

even jeff lindsay (the guy who wrote the dexter books) said he didn't want michael c hall for dexter because he only knew him as the gay brother from six feet under. afterwards he said he didn't think there were people out there who could act so well.

[silaku]

i will personally love to spoon with Michael C Hall...or Seth MacFarlane...

[SullyStud92]

So fucking hilarious! Just remember to fart and cover, fart and cover.... LMFAO!

[alwaysnforever02]

LMAO! SPORKLE!!!

[TheJohnPhenomenon]

HILARIOUS. michael c hall was fantastic, never would've guessed it was him if it wasnt in the title, credits, and description.

[fshfacegurl]

Hah! Good stuff, altho I was expecting to spoon with Dexter. ;)

[hotchowder]

Thats a thick piece of woman

[crazygirl1502]

I wonder what he would say if he narrated my life... "she is irritated and would like to go punch that twilight fangirl who says Dexter is a stupid show..."

[mandylla]

so funnyy

[thelordvega]

ahhh the baby t-rex never do that one

[elviskid1]

what is this from?

[sgticebergzo]

Nice tits, gorgeous!

[TheLindsayBoo]

It doesn't really sound like him... it sounds like an impersonation of him but not actually him. I am going to google this.

[MinkersBinkers]

I came

[pygmyprawn]

Now all someone needs to do is photoshop in Bert the turtle.

[tbwannab]

why doesnt that look like him!?

[Alexsteen]

@tbwannab makeup

[KitKat952]

@tbwannab He's not ACTING in it; he is NARRATING it.

[rogergargantua]

Reminds me of Fallout 3! Awesomeness!

[RevPsychobilly]

how...the...fuck does someone get michael c hall to do stuff like this..

[Tr4sHCr4fT]

Kräääg

[lbr218]

hahah the "hitler heisman"

[Kritarion]

This was just hilarious, but "Fart and Cover" just killed me. I loved the original, and now this version. Brilliant

[pooie0116]

sporkle

[MrsKropfing]

i think there's a mistake at 0:50 . the mental disease is called homophobia not homosexuality

[awhitehorselane]

@MrsKropfing

I hope you're joking. They were.

[raiseer]

@MrsKropfing aehm, no. it's supposed to be a joke

[shegwin]

@MrsKropfing no, hes implying that by doing that type of spooning technique, you are homosexual. ****NOTE the fact that this video is set to a 1950's theme therefore back then homosexuality was even more unaccepted in society. You clearly must suffer from homosexuality.

[coolinking]

hitler^^

[ailhadometal]

Very good

[1idontlikeusernames1]

Lol this is awesome.

[demonskull22]

this is funny shit, lmao

[MAjYQSammi]

Hahahaha! WHERE in the world did this come from?!!? xD

[InfinityHeart]

"Just remember to fart and cover. Fart and cover. " XD

[TheHappyKitten]

its really funny XD

[marvioleta23]

hahaha...:)

[kt032]

hi dexter =)

[winasls]

LOL hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[XbirthdayXmassacreX]

:( i thought this was gonna teach me how i could spoon with michael c hall.

[LaraTRManiac]

How on Earth did you find this! XD

[VexenMovie]

Looks like conan obrien tho

[iAmTheSpaceGirl]

fart and cover XD

[fucked000up]

LMFAO xD one of the funniest vid ever!!!

love u MCH <3

;)

[Phalss21]

lol dutch oven is funny as hell !

FART AND COVER ! FART AND COVER

[SilentWalk18]

Hahaha fucking awesome!

[PeazyG420]

LOL baby t-rex

[hussi434]

Dexter is awsome

[MrGlasket]

One of the funniest things I've ever seen.

[WeynWild]

Fart and cover, Fart and cover!

HAHAHA gotta love Michael xD

[wilsonp61]

I'd like to spoon with her.

[TheKtinka]

Fart and cover. Look at Dave go! lol Michael C H. is simply amazing.

[Rebeccachu]

This is awesome! How did you get Hall to do the voice?

[SanchezTM]

LMAO! funny stuff.

[cyborgvampire]

jesus christ, i'm still laughing

michael c. hall narration only made it funnier.

trying to picture "serial killer dexter" saying "fart and cover!" XD

[indigo12ash]

Fart and cover.......

[frankystein12]

So this is actually voiced Michael C. Hall? I thought it was a joke since he didn't sound like himself at all.

[tanningonmylawn]

LMFAO omg best video i'v seen in quite some time.

[pookashaya93]

aaahha

[menrhylee]

ohmigoodness.. this is hilarious!!!..break out that sporkle its time for some spoonin guys...i love when the guy takes it one step further n smaks a hoe.lmao...ps. Micheal is super sexy id totaly fork him..or spoon w/ him ;)

[ThinkTwiceNow]

fulfill your manly duties, gentlemen! if she says let's spoon, say let's spuck!

[nimnot18]

LOL mental disease known as homosexuality

[CandaEH]

@nimnot18 rofl hes one to talk he played a gay guy!

[izahismail]

this video is HILARIOUS.

yes michael c hall sounds different.

[AskAlice24]

lol, this is so stupid that its funny! And that dude with the glasses is butt ugly!

M.C. Hall sounds different! lol