Anyone who reads this stay the fuck away from CAPTAIN NEMOS fish and chip shop on the paisley road west its a fuucking shithole i just got the worst bag of chips in history it was like a bag of fuucking staebler ERASERS and the steak pie was like a fuuucking HOCKEY PUCK im just trying to talk my self out of taking a golf club to their fuucking windows SPREAD THE WORD i could have gave one of the fucking chips to my little cousin for her pencil case
Brilliant......A canny help but feel yiv stole ma alter ege Pip Sneddon aff mae wae dee-dee..........every time a dae wee Pip noo everycunt'll think am dain Dee-dee.........just goea tae show that all us glasga cunt think the same and hiv the same patter when it comes doon tae it. respect
This is really Dark. I hate to be a sychophant but I think that Limmy's work is so well observed and brilliantly executed. I think he reached his apogee in the World of Glasgow podcasts but I'd love to see/hear him better those. A real genius in a world where that term is banded about friviloulsly.
Like what? You're in awe of some normal guy from Glasgow, you know it's not funny and yet you still laugh because in your words 'this will have another meaning to it'. Listen to yourself, you need to get a spine, make a decision and stand up for yourself.
Did i say i laughed at it. The best thing you could do mate is just do one. Your one of them haters sitting at their pc looking for people to argue with because family life at home is too hectic or shite like that.I like limmy and think hes smart, maybe you dont, i really dont give two shits. Now kindy do one before i make you look silly..
In all due respect i pretty much did by lowering my standards, trying to argue with someone whos got about half a brain cell between him and his family. Take care x
Peter son the best thing you could do is just weesht your little mouth. No one likes a big man over the internet, grow a pair pal. You clearly dont know what down syndrome is if you think i have it you half head !
well for a start its RANDOM and randomness is funny, its different like the usual stuff where they say/do something and it has a punchline, and also watch this.. and your like huh wtf who is 'he' ? i think thats enough tbh thanks =]
I love the chair rocking
5handshigh 1 week ago
The darkside of youtube. Who filmed the retard..............
bmclaughlin01 2 weeks ago
I like Limmy even more now I've discovered hes a bit of a Nat ;)
yermaww94 4 weeks ago
yeah yeah I fucking love ye Limmy!
saetria 1 month ago
If you don't get the comedy in this go and watch something bland lke Family Guy
diggertroc 1 month ago
twat
lejambon08 1 month ago
You're a fucking creep Limmy haha
MrZizbang 1 month ago
What the f--- was that?
19alba87 2 months ago
Who does he like?
ChainsawVsGod 2 months ago
@ChainsawVsGod you
diggertroc 1 month ago
Haha! I love it how you can tell that he is about to laugh just as the video ends! I was pishin my self at this! haha.
AllyHunter1992 5 months ago
Robert Carlyle! What are you doing here?
PasDideeDePseudo 6 months ago
aye he likes meh n a did know
xiScoTsMaN 7 months ago
Ahahaha.
I'm glad he likes me Limmy. Thanks for the words of optimism.
SoberMilk 8 months ago 2
best video ever when you're heavy stoned xD
Steverockin111 8 months ago
that shit bugs me too m8
1nikg 10 months ago
Has anyone told you that you look like Thom Yorke with a haircut and normal eyeballs?
zenqimaster 10 months ago 8
@zenqimaster
Was just about to say that.
SokioPhalanx 10 months ago
cant believe i listened to this for one and a half minutes... but it somehow made my day.
genious haha
pregnanttoaster 10 months ago
limmy your no right
kerrygchdef 11 months ago
Kiddin on he said yer a fat shite
EthanHart67 1 year ago
he doesn't like me i asked him
96ross96 1 year ago
lost the plot! sorry
mcgregor23 1 year ago
who the fuck would 'dislike' this??
iamizzymitch 1 year ago
@iamizzymitch me, quite happily
secretsausages 9 months ago
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Anyone who reads this stay the fuck away from CAPTAIN NEMOS fish and chip shop on the paisley road west its a fuucking shithole i just got the worst bag of chips in history it was like a bag of fuucking staebler ERASERS and the steak pie was like a fuuucking HOCKEY PUCK im just trying to talk my self out of taking a golf club to their fuucking windows SPREAD THE WORD i could have gave one of the fucking chips to my little cousin for her pencil case
kicktothebass 1 year ago
omg hahahahahha fucking legend!!!
vernondewinnaarsta 1 year ago
LOL Pity the poor fucker who shares the cell with this guy. THis is a Charles Bronson imo.
thewabbiteer 1 year ago
this video is immense
fisheyemoments 1 year ago
hahahahahahah
stoisha 1 year ago
I was fucking cracking up all the way through... still got it.
bungie091 1 year ago
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Limmy's talking about his dick.
MetaCraken 1 year ago
all that and he wasnt liked back.
gavrfc09 1 year ago
This should replace waterboarding.
ELREndLondonRule 1 year ago
I said this to a random person on the bus. they got off at the next stop.
Ellisgyl 1 year ago 4
utter balls. limmy pal your gettin worse. requiems legendary tho a must say, bt that wis gash.
ruggylad 1 year ago
how can u keep a straight face man haha
raver122 1 year ago
Who does he like? I didn't quite catch that.
signnet2 1 year ago
limmy m8 ur a fukin legend (L)
macdowg1 1 year ago
and the point of this would beeeeeee???????
MrCMURRAY 1 year ago
Limmy ma man , Yer a tad fried
B0ngIt 1 year ago
This still creeps me the fuck out.
ToastieBames 1 year ago 2
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macdowg1 1 year ago
i liked the part where he said he likes you
homestarstew 1 year ago
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Swilson361 1 year ago
how bored must you have been when you came up with this? :P
Swilson361 1 year ago
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Swilson361 1 year ago
your one fucking scary bastard
xCPxtheProdigy 1 year ago
Stop saying it, OH MY GOD STOP SAYING IT!!!!!!!!!! ;D
kellialbright 1 year ago
this is like my geography teacher, xD
KittyLolita 1 year ago
i can tell i wana smash your fucking teeth in
99r4pidz 1 year ago
the people he imitates make my day! HAHA!!!!
janejanejane7 1 year ago
He doesn't really like you
stupidjunk978 1 year ago
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Hilarious, so many birds are like that, just can't keep their mouth shut!
madkingonthethrone 1 year ago
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madkingonthethrone 1 year ago
its phil!
andymaxwellandy 1 year ago
lmao i think he likes me? or was it you?
nate27390 1 year ago
aw man, I was pure buckled at this haha
cirstyaace 1 year ago
this cunt is fucked up
Rrobert1888 1 year ago
you can tell he likes shoe.
davemcq 2 years ago
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christ...this is complete shite
stf00001 2 years ago
aye...he likes shoe
Shlyer 2 years ago
Aye m8 pyoor fokhin limmy is kwalitae int he boayz!?
Fuck up and spell properly. limmy's no reading all your comments to see who can write like the biggest bam on the planet. Does my tits in.
thereeperwaits 2 years ago 49
@thereeperwaits its not bad spelling its just chav. if u fuck some ugly chicks then go on jeremy kyle a few times, then ul understand it :)
nolan30000 3 weeks ago
Brilliant......A canny help but feel yiv stole ma alter ege Pip Sneddon aff mae wae dee-dee..........every time a dae wee Pip noo everycunt'll think am dain Dee-dee.........just goea tae show that all us glasga cunt think the same and hiv the same patter when it comes doon tae it. respect
jamjar1314 2 years ago
lol
delboygonemad 2 years ago
don't know if this stuffs just ahead of it's time or complete shite.
jbrechin50 2 years ago
I like it. There's an ambiguously pervy edge to it, maybe it's Limmy rocking back and forth on his chair. A nice little random video.
gaffgaffable 2 years ago 21
@gaffgaffable Lol i agree
TeachMeToDougiee 7 months ago
@gaffgaffable i got the pervy thing too... strange that
Rantomon 5 months ago
haha, this is my kinda of humour! you always crack me up haha
viralcode 2 years ago
Were you high?
wilder543 2 years ago
haha
ratcatcher85 2 years ago
(Y) Funny but gotta ask - WTF?! :)
BumblebeeNiamhie 2 years ago
??????????
IHaxu 2 years ago
Limmy?!
your ledgend, but i've gotty ask.
is this about staffy? :L!
cause that video, was LEDGENDERY! x
kirstyshilliday 2 years ago
This is really Dark. I hate to be a sychophant but I think that Limmy's work is so well observed and brilliantly executed. I think he reached his apogee in the World of Glasgow podcasts but I'd love to see/hear him better those. A real genius in a world where that term is banded about friviloulsly.
strictlyhardware 2 years ago
Thats what i said and was slated :L
scottishsann 2 years ago
you are not funny;))
xntz4gionny 2 years ago
he likes you too limmy
LewisTube07 2 years ago
Very clever limmy, very clever
Modgraham 2 years ago
Genius.
Cashmaster21 2 years ago 2
eh?
explosiv0 2 years ago
this is grade A wank material, already had about 3 wanks to this Limmy, i'm away fur mare. great stuff mate.
screwtape84 2 years ago 3
Pedo lol
trollyracer66 2 years ago
Lying English Cunt.
ImpressionableTeen 2 years ago
It gets funnier every time!
robpalmerwishingwell 2 years ago
No funny in the slightest.
rdb08 2 years ago
That just did not work.
On any level.
Piss poor.
GlasgowChief 2 years ago 3
lol most annoying thing about this is im trying to figure out who "he" is, tell me limmy, tell me!
biffybizkit 2 years ago
best bit is at the end and he's saying and doing squinting his eyes. do that all the time!!
MathsGirl 2 years ago
He likes you
YEAHHH YEAHHH YEAHHH
BarottenGarden 2 years ago
Limmy, your stuff's getting shite.
mikeyglennon 2 years ago
As funny as a 3 legged, cancerous, orphaned puppy.
munn2006 2 years ago
you off your face on coke?
MartinHire 2 years ago
KEN. kabalevsky!
Rozz567 2 years ago
a like him
sfraser3 2 years ago
Are you sure he likes me?
JacobRudduck 2 years ago 18
He told me.
LimmyDotComBlog 2 years ago 24
Dunno why, but this video made me laugh so much.
JacobRudduck 2 years ago 2
haha
ridethelightning9000 2 years ago
he's talking about pets. haha!!
semieden 2 years ago
i like this video.
UltimateVenom 2 years ago
i think this is bammin up some cunt talking about how much their dog likes ye when he lets ye pat it....... fuckin funny as fuck
BobNThat 2 years ago
A bit like the FAKE video , gud.
zand3r73 2 years ago
strange indeed
jackyshaw8 2 years ago
wtf are you chatting Limmy? :P
ojcbest 2 years ago
Limmy this is scary its like the guys threatening someone lol
Therealandykaufman 2 years ago
Wow. Terrifying
mrkash5 2 years ago
started to creep me out after about a minute.
still laughed though. xD
bo0andyah 2 years ago
What the hell lol ?
CkSned 2 years ago
I wonder where his inspiration for this comes from..
xWeexMoOx 2 years ago
Limmy has turned into a broken npc
Golzernurf 2 years ago
Did anyone else have The Beatles "she loves you" in their heads after watching this?
...please dont say I'm alone.
hatchelt 2 years ago
yeaahhhhh yeaaahhhhh yeah.
bayswaterband 2 years ago
Y'see you say he does but I still don't believe it
comanchejoe 2 years ago
Probably one of the creepiest things I ever saw. Genius
rarajames 2 years ago
Do you think he likes me?
EzaroWorld 2 years ago
Fucking brilliant.
davlaur 2 years ago
disturbed
hellobabymario 2 years ago
Limmy is the TV show going to be just you doing this for half an hour....?
foxtrotyankee 2 years ago
Aye. Aye, it is.
LimmyDotComBlog 2 years ago 2
Spend the other half hour interviewing the Lockerbie bomber about his cancer treatments. He's not dead yet.
flyguy359 2 years ago
He likes me?? Does he? Wow, he LIKES me...not you, ME!
4468 2 years ago
Limmy are you going to upload some clips from your show? Im in the states and cant see it on tv.
ph1in 2 years ago
what the fuck
cubanohombre 2 years ago
Stop being such a bunch of dicks.
"I don't like this"
No one fucking cares.
Limmy <3
Jollyboy111 2 years ago 2
limmy wits going on here ?
xRioTxMaKeRx 2 years ago
He's been smoking too much hasheish
guywistuba 2 years ago 2
haha funny as fuck pml
stugbroon16 2 years ago
unsubscribe
Pierre61 2 years ago
21 seconds in, theres some subliminal message shit going on here.
supersushistu 2 years ago
No its just black.
mikeygordon321 2 years ago
Yeh this will have another meaning to it, limmy's a pretty smart guy, love his videos like, take it easy limmy bud
Deano
scottishsann 2 years ago
Yeah, he's way too smart for us, lets laugh along and hope nobody notices we're too stupid to understand.
Get a grip mate, it's just piss poor.
rdb08 2 years ago 3
why dont you get a grip you daft little twat, limmys a smart cunt theres more to this than pish patter u faggot ;)
scottishsann 2 years ago
Like what? You're in awe of some normal guy from Glasgow, you know it's not funny and yet you still laugh because in your words 'this will have another meaning to it'. Listen to yourself, you need to get a spine, make a decision and stand up for yourself.
Tell everyone what you like about it.
rdb08 2 years ago
Did i say i laughed at it. The best thing you could do mate is just do one. Your one of them haters sitting at their pc looking for people to argue with because family life at home is too hectic or shite like that.I like limmy and think hes smart, maybe you dont, i really dont give two shits. Now kindy do one before i make you look silly..
scottishsann 2 years ago
You made yourself look silly.
Done.
rdb08 2 years ago
In all due respect i pretty much did by lowering my standards, trying to argue with someone whos got about half a brain cell between him and his family. Take care x
scottishsann 2 years ago
Scottishsann, had had a look at your profile.
Do you have a touch of downsyndrome ?
peteroconner1888 2 years ago
Peter son the best thing you could do is just weesht your little mouth. No one likes a big man over the internet, grow a pair pal. You clearly dont know what down syndrome is if you think i have it you half head !
scottishsann 2 years ago
EVERYONE ON THE NET!
Look at this girls profile pic if you want a laugh at her head shape.
peteroconner1888 2 years ago
@ peteroconner1888, had a look at your real life picture.
You have down syndrome.
o0BlingJatt0 2 years ago
runescape
R0KURU 2 years ago
its "downsyndrome"
and you have it,
your mum had it big time.
peteroconner1888 2 years ago
It's "Down's Syndorome".
Priority76 1 year ago
well for a start its RANDOM and randomness is funny, its different like the usual stuff where they say/do something and it has a punchline, and also watch this.. and your like huh wtf who is 'he' ? i think thats enough tbh thanks =]
LewisTube07 2 years ago
fuckin beazer man
cypress454 2 years ago
this is shite
CountryQuestion 2 years ago
did he tell you or not?
divinacomedias 2 years ago
Who likes who?
divinacomedias 2 years ago
your a weirdo, how the fuck did you pull sumone like lynn??????
charlesmcgill12 2 years ago 2
Back tae his best.
JMS444444 2 years ago
He likes me ae?
Abbeeeeeey 2 years ago
hes officially lost the plot noo man
Caygo07 2 years ago 2
Fucking weird.
smazeny 2 years ago
Fuck you on about?
Raou1Duke 2 years ago
wow thank god he likes me because i was a bit unsure
DEVILDAWG1900 2 years ago 3
who likes me?!
DudeTed 2 years ago
LOL :)
StopUnumNow 2 years ago
haha
craigmcdonagh1 2 years ago
Slowly slipping into insanity in front of a camera FTW.
Gadzoinka 2 years ago
40 seconds was enough.
amclellan84 2 years ago
HAHAHA WHAT ARE YOU ON LIMMY?!
wwechamp7 2 years ago
somethin wrong with you limmy lad, but its fuckin hilarious.
antorobertson 2 years ago
oh yeaaaaaah
yeahhh
likes you.
i like you.
oXLoserKidXo 2 years ago 2
wait, do you really really think he likes me?
Zombiebish 2 years ago
Really wish he didnae.
RuntleThrum 2 years ago 3
Yeah. Thanks.
eightySeventh 2 years ago
??? i actually like this??? lol :D
vidssesw 2 years ago 2
?????????????? is all i got from this video
Supaduck0 2 years ago 2
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fiiirst. oi, u started filmin yer tv show yet?
kyle2point 2 years ago
so, does he like me?
davidmac2007 2 years ago