Dear Seamus...

[Muppxt]

Guys, its a joke, not a dick. Dont take it so hard...

[stinkypitz0005]

Bears. Poop. how could I not love this?

[tbylovers]

Made me lol

[gino2240]

lol "were do you find all the time to poop"

[DarkDracosGames]

hehe pp xD

[EatMyDiction1]

@rubberdoll1990 lololol get mad, cunt. I still love how you fucking idiots can't see that this is a joke. You must have a mental deficiency to not understand that.

[God324]

@rubberdoll1990 Dude Hes friends with Seamus, and im pretty sure hes done LP's with Seamus

[domanddev]

@God324 im a long time subscriber of seamus and i dont recall the two ever doing LP's with each other

[EatMyDiction1]

@domanddev Saint's Row 3

[BearVonMachine]

Bears are awesome. I like the animal kind a lot, too.

[ChuckBesta]

I lol'd so hard! Awesome vid! xD

[6yka66RUS]

lol and he actually made a video response for that

[damncat999]

I love you :3

[Blackopskila]

its fail because if you look at his pen he isnt even writing

[MrAntiVision]

@Blackopskila he types with his brain power

[roborapists]

@Blackopskila of course he isnt, dumbass.

[GH0ST9197]

i killed bears for one got damn reason the bears killed my father prepare to die bears

[roborapists]

@GH0ST9197 of course he isnt, dumbass.

[GH0ST9197]

@roborapists what are u talking about

[roborapists]

@GH0ST9197 oh shit, wrong person. sorry about that.

[GH0ST9197]

@roborapists nah its ok man

[PrinceMoogle]

hhhhmm HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is so fucking funny

[hockeymurph34]

oh snap, don't break your cd thing, dude. I'm mad careful with that stuff

[emokid12345667]

he hates bears cuz minecraft lol

[ButHOle998]

diction seamus did it again he kills the bears in his kingdom of amalur series

[zerok98]

Dicition, why do you call your viewers idiots? They're probably just kids...

[fyremunky]

LOL!!!! This was the funniest thing I have watched in OVER a month!!! I laughed so hard I think i peed a little.

[xxDgirlDiamondzxx]

DEAR DICTION

WHAT IN THE WORLD DID I JUST WATCH?

P.S THIS IS AWSOME

P.P.S (HAHA PEEPEE) YOUR FUNNY

[Alexwlee162010]

Da fuck

[MrJppd95]

I love bears!!!! LOVE TO EAT THEM THAT IS MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[connorbnelson]

Can I have your shirt? Thank you.

[SuperOlivia1996]

i love you (hhahahahahsa,fj )

[ReachTheTopShelf]

i love this guy

[lolipopman6]

what if its pedo bear

[MinecraftEpic00]

Where do u find time to poo seamus???

[harrymedlicott]

@yelly1112 FUCKAAAAAAAA

[xPuppetearAMVs]

Nice video man :D.

[Zondanova]

seamus brought me here

[PockyFlavoredClouds]

Hahaha this is funny! I was half expecting someone to completely rage on it instead of trolling lol.

[Axisoflords]

Damn it Seamus...Always the Bears!

[G0thicW0lf]

i turned my bears into spiders :3

[mr0zach]

Very very, VERY persuasive

[guitarherofan429]

i really cant stop laughing at this this is the first video i seen by you and im already subscribed. xD

[EatMyDiction1]

@yelly1112 You're stupid, it's a joke for pete's sake. Idiot.

[fumunda226]

@EatMyDiction1 i thought you said for petas sake lol .......

[DgrayKnight17]

@EatMyDiction1 wats the point in this?

[melodyharmony17]

@DgrayKnight17 There is no point. That's the point. Seamus and him are friends so he made a video about his rash of bear killings/hate. It's kind of obvious......

[DgrayKnight17]

@melodyharmony17 ok i know that but you know how many trolls there are? i was just making sure and if you're not a MEGA seamus fan you wouldn't know that. i'm just an average fan so i didn't know about seamus and diction being friends.... no need to be a douche about it

[Kuti210]

@yelly1112 Your i.q. is very low

[bigarm4598]

@yelly1112 How retarded are you?

[xXPurplePinataXx]

@yelly1112 ubrown?

[ThrillaSkill]

@yelly1112 a stupid game?!?!? it only has the most annoying meme in the world..oh wait(jk i love the game)

[Laycossify]

@yelly1112 WOW you are making us dumber by reading this.

[Ryouseiken]

@Laycossify I actually lost a couple of IQ points reading yelly's comments. DX *watches more Diction videos to regain them thanks to his extensive vocabulary and fluency* He makes me feel smarter. :3

[EstheriesOath]

Amazing how he talks without moving his mouth.

[SykesCameraAction]

@EstheriesOath It's called thoughts aloud.

[Squigglypiano]

wtf is this??



[canrfall]

I have the same shirt :D I got it from Euro-gamer 2011! I love your videos. Also Bears.

[MrPepul444]

I'm sorry for killing about over 100 bears l

In red dead redemption, mine craft, and in hunting games

[cupcakelover349]

ppps. hehe pp

[Jaroon88]

great stuff

[munkersej1]

hey fatty plz die :D

[SkoftLive]

@munkersej1 You must be like 10 years old..

[SexyNinjaGamer]

@munkersej1 wtf was that for this is funny!

[IXXIToxicIXXI]

@munkersej1 hey little kid plz die :D

[bunnyoverkill]

I find it difficile to see your vids 'cause in real life i suffer of bearphobia

[ManBearPigPl0x]

Yea you're right.. E-mail is faster! Cause Seamus uploaded a response the same day

[dopescopesclan]

IMA KEEP KILLING BEARS ON SKYRIM

[RomaDonati]

Diction, I found you through the creatures (only dicks worth sucking to get views on youtube in my opinion) and I have to say I love your content. I'm surprised not more people know about your channel. And for all though numb-nuts who spout inconsequential bullshit in order to help them momentarily feel better about themselves FUCK EM. I wish you a happy life, many more commentaries, and of course: Bears

PS. I'm a bear, you're welcome.

[RomaDonati]

@chris96190304 Yes... the irony, *ahhh* I can feel it dripping from you 

[ClanFAtube]

@chris96190304 Lol was you born stupid? or just mentally retarded this was a joke between Seamus and eatmydiction before eatmydiction even made this video seamus made a video saying that eatmydiction was mad at him and should stop killing bears randomly for a JOKE so eatmydiction and seamus obviously talked it through and made this video for a JOKE so either go learn what a JOKE means or don't even comment pathetic stuff again -.-

[Greenwolf866]

@poopomatic100 lol your fucking stupid

[superyoshigame]

great video

[superyoshigame]

great vudei

[EnragedHammy]

Omg. Please do more of these! XD This is the funniest thing I've ever seen you do!

[mcallstar1243]

you complain about seamus killing bears in skyrim, yet you killed ashhbearr in the top ramen series. why would you do such a thing?

[TheRemember47]

Dear Santa...

[sonicx45shadow]

man you're funny defending dem bears for the greater good.

[BlackKnight4343]

Dear Nova.... XD

[AnTcAmPeRsOn2]

do a dear nova..

[iwannabepresident]

@AnTcAmPeRsOn2 Dear Nova,

Please stop domestic abuse against keyboards.

If you rage at the game please don't take it out on the keyboard.

I recommend playing instruments when your angry,it really helps.

Sincerely,

Diction

Is what the video would be

[AnTcAmPeRsOn2]

@iwannabepresident no nova should listen to his tapes after hes angry

[grennysohail]

write a letter to sly

[lm4c0]

The next email I will send will be crammed into my cd-drive.

[tgif884]

way to not actually write, but thats okay cause youtube people are magic

[hppaviliondv7000]

L0L niiice.

[xnicenesx]

933rd comment :1 like a boss

[madhammy09]

MFW he has the same case as I do.

[kyiqian96]

How can anyone not sense the sarcasm in this video?

[SwedishMinecraftGuy]

@kyiqian96 mabye >_>

[TehMinecraftIdiot]

i hope you didnt just ruin your disk drive

[TheFargoh]

@TehMinecraftIdiot They're like $15, and they're pretty resilient. I've messed with mine a few times and it still works fine.

[Resp8nse]

The Ultimate Troll King=EatMyDiction1

[severuxtrololo]

how do ppl still not fucking get this is a joke? fucking dammnit..people these days

[To0Epicx]

lol read tag

[camaross34]

Oh diction, love these.. :P

[DerangedGaming]

this is the greatest video ever

[player1ishere]

i get it lol

[Sbeke]

LOL

[idntwantit]

he has same computer case i have

[xMyNameIsTim]

omfg i love you.

[twow444]

This reminds me of that Nostalgic Critic episode-Alaska when he says thoughout it......BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[doomrider72]

how could anyone take this seriously when it talks about when seamus takes a dump.

[LepusAmalsteia]

FUCK YOU, OBVIOUSLY JOKING MAN.

I stick my middle finger up in your general direction, it's hard when my head is up my ass give me some credit.

[Ratafiaz]

You look EXACTLY like the guy from OcelotWebWorks

[lilywolftail]

Hey Diction...how come you never send me an e-mail? I'm wondering if your internet is slow or there's some sort of error on your end. Nope, wait...seems mine didn't send. I'll try it again on a smaller piece of paper.

[WilliamaKaiser]

This got me to sub. Really fun. Thanks for the upload.

[cloudstrife9911]

How did anyone take this seriously, he is clearly joking around. I am continuously amused by the number of retards in the world.

[ninjassaisin2]

It's surprising and annoying how many people took this video seriously. I mean, an internet celebrity can not, in any way do a serious video response to something. I hope the srs bsns people out there are happy with there interpretation of basic conceivable thought.

[EatMyDiction1]

@poopomatic100 You're a fucking idiot if you took this seriously. Honestly, HOW COULD ANYONE POSSIBLY THINK THIS IS LEGITIMATELY SERIOUS? Really? It fucking baffles me. Bye.

[TheJmach1]

@EatMyDiction1 Hey... Just to make you feel better. I get the sarcasm/hilarity/bearness of your "letter". Your acting is too real and raw for these people. Keep on bearin' in the freeworld.

[MrPrimetime4004]

@EatMyDiction1 pwned!!

[GamingToaster]

@EatMyDiction1 Exactly. Look at his name ''poopomatic 100''. People who pick such a name are just... Mentally retarded.

[daegonlunch444]

@poopomatic100 you might be 1 of the most stupid people on earth

[TheVerser34]

@poopomatic100 *cough* *cough* dumbass *cough* *cough*

[SupaMario64]

@poopomatic100 You fail at life and on the internet.

[Agcsantos]

It's with videos like this you see people take things too seriously...damn enjoy your life, there is lot's of types of humour, this is one of them...smile and don't be a douch bag...

[MrArchebalde]

Adorable face at the end!!!!

[EatMyDiction1]

@Kade320z Let's try that again, except in English retard.

[MrPrimetime4004]

@EatMyDiction1 pwned again!

[chris96190304]

@EatMyDiction1 that was english learn to read retard

[EatMyDiction1]

@chris96190304 No, it was RETARD SPEAK. Get blocked, fuck nuts.

[BananaMan141]

@Kade320z im sure your mommy wouldn't appreciate you using that language you 9 year old whore

[Fallout1Boi]

@Kade320z

Fuck you bitch.

[supersaiyan2091]

lol i laughed so hard when u put the letter in the cd slot thing!!!!!

[coolpiman]

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[Werpwerp16205]

Seamus: greatest LP'r in the entire history of youtube

[dannad74]

Its funny how everyone thought he was serious. Obviously he wasn't.

[MrOrso1000]

ppps hehe... pipi

words of wisdom

[MonsterHunterSketch]

Why did so many people think he was serious my mind hurts from trying to comprehend their thought process

[CaptainMcMuffin100]

Y U SO MEAN YOU OBVIOUSLY LOVE BEARS EVEN THOUGH ITS A VIDEO GAME IM A CONCERNED 10 YEAR OLD.

[Andreiuuu99]

Trolling diction is trolling

[ralfblok]

personally, i think this is your best video ever.

i am a new sub so i am not sure if there are funnier ones, if you know one that is funnier please tell me!!!

[A95131olo]

p.p.s hehe pee pee..

[zenthex1234]

looooool!

[ThePurpleSpartan]

Diction, I'm worried about the Creatures' slaughtering of many bears in Minecraft, such as the various ex-communicated and treehouse videos.

[aBandonPicklez]

Seamus poops after he is done having his upload sex.

[EatMyDiction1]

@englishmuffineater Good job not getting that this was a joke. You're an idiot. Good day.

[Axisoflords]

@EatMyDiction1 Seamus might've killed a relative of yours!

BEARS!!!!! NO! Why you kill bears Seamus! You monster!

I love bears, they're so adorable and huggable! OH GOD i just want to eat you up!

[billygrass12]

@EatMyDiction1 that prob was seamus under a different name to trick you cause it sounds like his usual sarcasm.

[xXLDeusXx]

@EatMyDiction1 good question, when does he find time to poop? i mean, he uploads all day everyday.....

[iamsosuperawesome]

@EatMyDiction1 its funny how some retards think you were serious. and btw if you want to use email, you put the paper in the usb drive, not the cd tray

[ComicBookBoy1082]

@iamsosuperawesome Is that why my water is not going to those children in Africa. Oh no!

[superyoshiblast]

@EatMyDiction1 What were you actually wrighting?

[cooler9576]

@EatMyDiction1 I love you no homo

[boytuhab]

@englishmuffineater dumbass

[MrSteelwingz90]

@englishmuffineater lolfail.

[40kchaoslord]

@englishmuffineater Dude, are you even living on planet Earth? Do you NOT know what sarcasm is? Seriously, what time period are you from? Sarcasm has been around for what I'm guessing to be CENTURIES, if not DECADES.

Get off the internet if you can't take a freaking joke.

[ProjectVarsity]

Love your videos! They're beary good

[luanle21]

XD

[EatMyDiction1]

@TheMrPBK44 Aaaand yet another person completely misses the point. You're adorable.

[GrampyMamoth]

@EatMyDiction1 i as well wonder when he finds time to poop for a good 5 mins thankyou for adding this in

[billygrass12]

@EatMyDiction1 yep this is seamus again.

[ryanfleeson123]

@EatMyDiction1 Can i have a cookie?

[Tehremarkable]

@EatMyDiction1 hes the new Leave brittney alone guy

[miggyinthed]

@EatMyDiction1 i love watching you and all the creatures fuck all the haters

[MrPrimetime4004]

@EatMyDiction1 stop pwning people my fingures hurt!

[Furioustrickshotter]

@TheMrPBK44 your fucking retarted its a joke

[ShivPatelTech]

Nice job Diction!

[playman579]

Diction, what's your thoughts on Bear Grylls?

[Annihitate]

i lol'd so hard xD

[M3XikaN4LiF3]

were you in The Friend Zone episodes?