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From: MovieGeek1980
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  • LOLOLOL

  • HE'S OVER 9000!!!

  • This video never gets old.

  • that was intense..

  • 240 P ;)

  • why does not work in 360p =)) haha

  • lmaoooooooo

  • Watch in 240p

  • WTF, it's nothing there..

  • The force is most strong with this one...

  • Vote Tom Cruise for Emperor 2012!

  • It's official: Tom Cruise is the evil emperor of Scientology....

  • LOL

  • 500k Views???? i burned dianetics in my video its way better

  • If you have to change to 240p to make it work it's still broken...

  • If It has trobule playing go to 240p....Its on the bar on the right

  • Meth, not even once

  • Doesn't play.

  • LOLLOL!!!

  • what a contempt 4 him. hahaha

  • Half a million people will kill you on sight...

  • Fake, Oprah's much more powerful than tom cruise

  • @Aizen1122 There can be only one? :b

  • Normally, I would say that you should remove the video and then re-upload it so that it plays as it is supposed to. But, you've got so many stupid ppl pissed off at you, as if you did this on purpose (and I don't know, maybe you did but), now I say "Fuck'em"; leave it up!

  • FUDGE PACKER

  • cocaine :D

  • ****as Darth Vader**** u underestimate the power of the dark side :P

  • this was so retarded i'm gonna find u and make u a tard and then a retard cause i'm gonna kick ur ass a 2nd time

  • ...yeah i love you too

  • that was retarded

  • Thanks for the 240p advice people lol

  • @mskiara18 why doesnt it work on 360p?

  • I dunno o.o ask the owner of the video lol

  • He's using his magical (bullshit) OP 7 powas!!!

  • I almost gave this a thumbs down, until I saw the advice to watch on 240p.

    Fuck that shit was funny, it looked awesome.........lmao!!

    

    XD

  • lmao

  • LMAO...try it on 240p if you don't see anything people!

  • WTF was that! that's 16 seconds of my life I'll never get back!!!!

  • 240p

  • AWWWW, i doesnt work anymore? IT USED TO WORK PEOPLE!

  • works on 240p

  • ahh, if only this were real...

  • Can I have this 16 seconds of my life back now?

  • @VeriSheri it prob took you longer to write that comment...i want the 10 seconds back of me bashing you..oh wait i dont'

  • LMFAO

  • turn it to 240p if you want the vid to work...

  • no video

  • its a black screen?

  • tom cruise buys this video

  • ESIURC MOT

  • TOM CRUISE

  • wut happened to this vid?

    its broken

  • video iz broken

  • wtf the video is broken it just shows

    TOM CRUISE

    and black

  • LOL epic

  • duel of the fates! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA i <3 this

  • its funny every single time

  • OMFG i don't think i have ever laughed harder hahahahahahahaha.......

    I have a whole new respect for Tom Cruise

  • i still laugh after 100 times

  • Hey everyone! Here's one random fact about Oprah, her real name is "Orpah". Seriously. No joke.

  • @TheGleee Orpah???

  • tom cruise would have been the koolest sith ever.

  • @Bikendi100

    I'd be fucking scared of the sith if tom cruise was one of them. that's a whole other level of evil!!

  • @real80smusic

    dont talk about oprah like that assface

    shes a kind and generous woman

  • LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Tom Cruise just did what some of us have been wanting to do for years, but his powers were just not enough. Oprah is truly a Powerful dark lord of the Sith

  • You sir, are a genius

  • This is the funniest thing I've ever seen.

  • haha fuk that ho bitch oprah.

  • Lmfao. Wtf? xDDDD

  • I bet Tom Cruise did this before he went to Oprah!

    Sciencetolgy: Tom, You know what you have to do?

    Tom: Yes, My Master.

    Sciencetolgy: Show no mercy, and no hassated and your path to Dark Side will be complete.

    Tom: Yes.....My Master.

    Tom: Jedi Master Oprah will dai!

    I´m just guessing but that must´ve been the reason why he killed her.

  • @nusucker

    learn english , its "hesitance" not hassated

  • @pigsrockmyak47 Aha, and i should care? what a Grammar Nazi has to say? not really good day sir.

  • @nusucker

    It's called "vocabulary" , and 'not' should have a capitalized letter 'N'.

  • @pigsrockmyak47 Get a freaking life.

  • @nusucker

    Learn to freaking spell

  • @pigsrockmyak47 Kay´, Dude look your pathetic try to get attention failed dearly so how about this, Just shut the fuck up.

  • @nusucker

    Lol u mad , kiddo ? You post lame jokes in broken english, i correct you , and I'M THE ONE trying to get attention ? Lol, grow the fuck up.

  • @pigsrockmyak47 And you responed to the lame joke, So how about you grow the fuck up. Lawl, Kiddo? wow your true colours huh?

  • @pigsrockmyak47 don't listen to that loser.

  • That was ugly

  • Well this was just the start of their fight Tom makes her kill her self with a mind trick! •.•

  • LMAO to F*****G funny

  • NEVER gets old!

  • jedi master opra is dead NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!­!...

  • EPIC

  • Ha ha too funny!!!!!! Too bad it wasn't real.

  • I love it! better then the last to crap shows I just saw

  • oh my god was that real? Is oprah DEAD? My oprah, my poor oprah, i wantd to lick her asshole.

  • r.i.p oprah

  • This is fabulous!!!

  • mos funny thing ever =D

  • That's it, I'm joining the dark side.

  • @Raverouso you mean scientology?

  • @Raverouso I'm right behind you.

  • @Raverouso herd they have cookies too : D

  • This never gets old.

  • @peterfunboy HAHA it really doesn't!!

  • Hahaha

  • LMAAAAAAAOOOOOO!

  • wuhuhuhu ^^

  • LMAO omg this is great

  • yeap thats what happens with that machine of scientologists :b

  • everyone the force is with us!!!! we shall kill the hidden murderer!!!!xd lol nice vid so funnyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  • um, what?

  • hahaha I loled

  • What is the quote from this?

  • starwars darth sidious,when he kills master windu(aka samuel l jackson)in episode 3

  • This video never gets old!!

  • amazing video lol

  • that's not funny, this man has some serious mental problems. he needs help

  • he just dont give a shit

  • When I'm feeling down or just confused I watch this video and know that everything is okay.

  • man, years later and I'm still laughing at this

  • Awesome awesome awesome! I was rolling. Excellent idea on this.

  • 420....lmao @ this.

  • I'm sooo glad he killed Oprah. Thank you Tom cruise!!

  • jajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja­jajajaj

    AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJA

  • XDD ROFL

  • awsome!

  • Lol! Scientologosts have the ability to shoot sith lightning!

  • He Turned to the Dark side Lmao.

  • ROFL

  • Lol

  • When I first saw this I thought he really was going to kill her... I'm scared of him now!! Dx

  • one word...LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • LMAO! thats great

  • tom cruise is part of the sith, so this is quite accurate.

    lies deception, pretty faces and big smiles....watch all the drones that follow the mindless dribble of scientology in the name of a better world only to end up under the foot of tyranny.

  • So that's what come with Scientology

  • still makes me laugh :D

  • greatest vid on the tube

  • funny shit dude. funny shit. :)

  • lol

  • I can't see how this is related to Taiwan?

  • We must stop Tom Cruise before it gets too late, and before he kills Martha Stewart.

  • lol omg

  • This video is so awesome!  I don't care how old it is!

  • FRIGGIN AWESOME!

  • funniest 15 seconds of my life!

  • LOL

  • he says "unlimited power"

  • LMFAO

  • hahaha scientology ;D

  • yup

  • that was really great

  • OMFG!! THAT IS FUNNY!!!!

  • THE DARK SIDE

  • HAHAHAHAHA!

  • One of the best pieces of film editing i've ever seen. This is an all-time classic.

  • i like the evil laugh, lol.

  • 0:14

  • so this is what Scientology does to you?

  • what the fuck?

  • Made my Day !

  • lol i love toms meniacle laughter

  • I always knew there was something that Cruise was hiding. i had a bad feeling about him the moment i saw him for the first time.

  • AAAHAHAHAH!!!! Fuckin A! :'D I cant stop laughing!

  • COOL

  • Lmfao. This cracks me up each time i see it. The laugh is what gets me.

  • Tom cruise needs to see this video. He'd laugh his ass off :D

  • I'd bet anything he has it favorited. :D

  • HAHAHA the fucking laugh hahaha

  • i can never ever watch this without laughing :D

  • hahaha

  • UNLIMITED POOOOOOOWAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

  • The Darkside is strong with Tom Cruise.

  • omg tom cruise is Raiden from mortal kombat ?:D

  • hahahahahahahahahahahha that fucking cracked me up so much

  • hahaha!!!! the best 16 sec of my life

  • YES !!!

  • UNLIMITED POWER!!!!!!

  • nice one, very funny

  • jajajajajajjaja that was hilarius