Message from Lars Ulrich to Metallica fans.

[jocrer]

hahahahaha

[Johnny66215]

I laugh laugh laugh that im crying. Fuck metalluca puppets in backyards, THAT'S RULES!!!

[GoJays09]

haha @0:35 Metallica are shit!

[hickerap]

Like I said before, 'creeping death' indeed.

[Laurelindo]

I love these kinds of videos. XD

[RedDaVincy]

Welcome to the masturbation channel.

[loonycarnival]

@RedDaVincy LOL :D:D:

[metalhed1100]

what did he say at the end it was metallica somthing but im not sure can someone help

[HamadaTenchu]

@metalhed1100 in the end: "Metallica are shit" xD

[mr4METALLICA]

this is a troll no life hater but still funny haha

[SGTGUNNER19]

METALLICA IS AWSOME STOP HAITING THEM

[hemiisthebest]

he is gay

[Spencerianism]

That was the best. lol.

[FadeXxX2Black]

I love Metallica and this is hilarious xD love you Lars hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahah­a

[Lestad754]

I like metallica but this is soo funny hhahahhahahahahah!!

[RedDoT3G]

DO MORE LOLOL ROFL!!!!!!! ROFL IRON FOR EVER!!!

[CARNIFEX666austria]

xDDDDDDD thx for that xDD

[dqrockerboy80]

hahahahahahahaha wow that was a laugh and a half

[Guada1upeCruz]

lol lars you fukin danish prick

[Jonscomin2]

@Guada1upeCruz u mad bro?

[Guada1upeCruz]

@Jonscomin2 u aware brah?

[bajsmumin]

Transcribe audio, holy shit thats accurate!

[matiasalba46]

cool my bathroom has WI-FI

[HerrReinelt]

hahahahahahahahaha god work dude !!!!

[mortemdrummer]

dude they should post a reaction from kirk and james of this XD

[349red4]

and it makes me cum XD

[tomkingslayer]

Where is original version of this?

[Metallica031194]

@tomkingslayer original its called "Lars Ulrich thanks Metallica Fans"

[Azuth80]

THE KING'S SPEECH

[TheOzzySabbath]

Shit ive been discovered!

[acidbath32]

rofl

[ktulhu2011]

ahahahahah! I've seen it 5 times and I'm still laughing..

[austin2460]

One word. Lulu

[R0S3NR0T10]

It makes me.. cum!

ahahahaaha

[Welshbassist17]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YES!

[TheThenik]

Im a metallica fan. But this shit is fucking funny :D

[SilentPhantom007]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAA

[mrpuppyman]

haha funny funny

[d3spair666]

.... and in the backyards wtf ^^

[jesperstraussjensen]

Don´t dislike him. He is the reason that Metallica Still is among u. When no one would sign them, Lars took all of them to his homeland and made sure that their music was puplish and recorded in one of the finest studios in the world.All records up till The Black Album was Lars that can take the credit for them.

[theultimatexperience]

lol

[lastimeyouwin]

This is awesome.

[WikiHeba96]

hahahaha he is hilarious lol

fucking love him <3 even more than my family probably hahaha

[Metallica031194]

it makes me cum

haha

[rabbs33]

who is the first greatest??? the one armed guy from def leopord? this video is dumb.

[OriGri]

In your bedroom

In your livingroom

In your backyards

[alemutasa]

i'm never fed up of watching mocking videos of lars ulrich

[TheLittleVirus]

I love Lars and I found this fucking hilarious. haven't laughed this hard in ages!!!

[MillyMPT]

LOLLLLLLS

[megadeth1056]

This video is so fucked up.

[thecobra305]

@TheRosie1984True. Who do you think is the best?

[kristofreynders]

im f*ckin rolling over the place !! ahhaha  xD

[SuperKojim]

Ya i think the PUBLIC turned on LARS due to his greed, selfish attitude,trying to shut down NAPSTER ect. BUT we still love the music!

I still HEAD-BANG to Metallica weekly!

[TheRosie1984]

ulrich is the 2nd greatest fuckin drummer to ever live!!!!

[COFfreak100]

thats disrespectful metallica fuckin kicks ass

[kworlds]

This had to be the funniest video I've seen in years. I laughed so hard it made tears come out my eyes

[Parag0n]

Hahaha, fuck I hate Ulrich and this was great.

[9095nixon]

Funniest video ever,,,, been my fav since 2009 and btw, I like Lars a lot... this is just wayyyyyyyyyy, wayyyyyy tooo funny... omg

[9095nixon]

Funniest video ever,,,, been my fav since 2009

[OfirVinik]

xPPP Laughed my fucking ass outt

[Chris4curry]

OMFG LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW HAHAHHAHA

[redfloyd69]

ROFL

[metallicaandkornrock]

8 year girls masturbating in their bedroom lol

[yardtechbrando]

ROFLMAO! That is SO wrong... BUT... Nicely excecuted! WIN!



[MrWWEThemeSongs1V2]

LMAO!!!! XDDDD

[Soldier1287]

You haters that hate Lars so much, why don't you say it to his face instead of sitting on your pathetic cowardly asses at a computer screen?

Kudos to Lars for the Napster thing. He wasn't going to let music that he and metallica worked hard to create get stolen and whatnot.

[Scottliveson2]

@Soldier1287 It wouldn't matter if you said it to his face, he would just laugh right back because of all the money he has, not to mention he can barely play the drums

[Astrodicted]

@Soldier1287

Is he poor?Does he have 2 work hard 2 get money like most of us do?He can do the thing he loves and that's making music,tour a bit and be rich.But no,that wasnt/isnt enough.He wanted that extra useless ferrari and an extra swimming pool for his goldfish.Didnt he sue fans over a frkn bootleg that's never been released?Btw,if you think writing songs and jamming is hard work....well you srsly need 2 wake the fuck up then

[DamageIncorperated86]

@Astrodicted Omg this again? If someone was stealing from you, you would be mad too....I do not understand your point of view. And no, he never sued anyone for bootlegs, Metallica is and always were pro bootleg. Lars was right, and people like like you were wrong, the music industry is dying because of free downloads, when Lars sued, he did what was NEEDED, but it didn't work because somehow you people think he was in the wrong for suing you for STEALING.

[nofatchxplzthx]

you are awesome sir

[cartmammainia]

This is a hilarious video. Although be careful. Lars might sue you for not getting his royalty check for it.

[bongnbud]

NO.1 VIDEO OF ALL TIME,..

[ricadrew]

I gotta go out and get me some Metallica puppets

[SUCKSMetallicaSUCKS]

LOOOOLL omg this is funyyy

[tallica4lifegbrtdyDM]

lol epic.

[555slipknot6sic6]

this is going to be my facebok status XD

[torgpolariski]

FAGGOT WHO CANT PLAY DRUMS, AND HES SHORT

[OfirVinik]

@torgpolariski pfft good one... u realy made me laugh

[FruitSpaghetti]

@torgpolariski attention whore...

[BladedVaults]

Omg, this video almost made me choke to death on a chicken sandwich.

[omlesnAlihP]

Lars Ulrich is a pedophile "8 year old girls masturbating"

[CROGrof]

hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahah­

[moria9000]

HAha xD

[muppetmanswe]

HAHA this shit is just hilarious!

[Metallica031194]

hahahahahha this is so funny, lars just want the money xD

its cool! Lars and Metallica forever

[Metallica22796]

Teenage Guys

Fucking-Metallica-Puppets

And looking good doing it

XD

[renandstimpyfreak672]

Yes, you're right, Lars. Metallica has turned into a piece of shit that only cares about money and girls, whereas, in the past, only cared about their music and having fun. Thanks for clearing it up Lars! Keep sucking on the drums!

[mortemdrummer]

satan was possessing him to say all the right sounds

[churchofsatan23]

Lars is a piece of shit and he sucks at drums

[MrMeathunter]

This is the best thing I have ever seen ! :DD

[MultiMinecraft123]

what is this cum

[leetseo]

fuck u lars, I am so happy Napster is swimming in BILLIONS of dollars now and you just cant do anything, MF you kill the gold egg way before time, you are an idiot and i think Dave lombardo should be your replacement

Fuck u

[OGTheDemon]

@leetseo lol u twat the original napster went bankrupt then an adult film indiustry bought the name then sold it to best buy ur a fukin twat they filed bankruptcy bak in 02 because lars kicked there ass and u can replace lars just isnt possible him and james are metallica

[OGTheDemon]

@leetseo uh....huh i can see im not match for lvl on intellect i shall go back to my pot.....

[leetseo]

@OGTheDemon agreed!



[OGTheDemon]

@leetseo im a metallica ass kisser rly lol? because i like metallica? metallica was a driving force for metal and is the most succesful metal band ever not an opinion its a fact....at the album sales everything the tours haters will always hate on the best thats whata hater is...and u sir.....are a hater......

[leetseo]

@OGTheDemon I saw'em in SF about 5 years ago and I thou was looking at 50 cent to be honest, all kinds of bling hanging, leather designer clothes, short hair lol,they even bring a DJ !!! ROFL, worst concert ever in the fucking history, the singer sounds just like a dying seal, u know etc etc etc. keep the ass kissing man, they love it!! I bet you go and buy albums and shit, I download the whole fucking shit for FREE!! SUCKER!!! lolol

[OGTheDemon]

@leetseo i saw em in new orleANS in 08 best fukin conert ive ever been to there wasnt no fukin niggers with bling there were fukin mosh pits and walls of death gallore...so idk wtf u concert u went to hauss and metallica doesnt use a fukin dj quit tryin to make shit up ur pathetic....and FYI i use demonoid.com for everything bitch

[leetseo]

@OGTheDemon lol u just give me a great idea, I am going to worm bot all the metallica files and upload them there!!. they proly stop using the DJ in their concerts after people screaming shit and yell at them, specially at LARS FucRich lol. beware of your next free file bitch, I am 30 secs away to ping you and coming in. is that OG for the iphone game original gangzta?

[OGTheDemon]

@leetseo haha u are sumtin else threatning ppl with BOT FILES O KNOWS WUT IZ I GONNA DO!!!!.....rly man? idc wut u do or say lol ur just trolling thats all u are and thats all u will be bro....metallica usin a dj.....hahahahaha....o wait ur serious.......let me laugh harder....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!­!!!!!!!!!

[leetseo]

@OGTheDemon I was deeply fucking pussies like you and taking lunch money from guys like you when u born!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA , also playing pong..... so r u live w mom and dad? rofl proly..tell mom to COOK YOU SOME PANCAKES

[OGTheDemon]

@leetseo u were deeply fuking pussies like me.....and taking lunch money from me when i was born o.o?....and playing pong...... somebodies overcompensating sumthing :)

[OGTheDemon]

@leetseo somebody has to prove there dominant!!!!!! lol i didnt think u could be this helpless ur trolling urself dude thats about as low as u get

[OGTheDemon]

@leetseo heres some advice go get ru cock suked by someone other than ur sister get a real job.....go buy some bourbon and listen to some good music and then choke ur self with a belt while u masterbate :)

[OGTheDemon]

@leetseo and try not to fall off the chair while ur doing it.....would be a shame if u lost ur life.....

[leetseo]

@OGTheDemon your ignorance and stupidity amuse me, I know retardation and child obesity might be hard on you

[OGTheDemon]

@leetseo damn looks like u held ur balance.....

[leetseo]

@OGTheDemon yo are u a fat kid?

[OGTheDemon]

@leetseo im sure ur father could answer that....

[Paiinkillerr]

LMFAO!

[Joey97065]

PRESS 8 FOR LARS TO SAY "eat cum"

[Mr11MUSICMAN]

I lol'd.

[DejanNovak123]

HAHAH

[MartyrOfMetal]

hahahahaha he pierced the gay ear

[diamonddust22]

This is such bullshit. What a stupid video

[SaoryEmanoelle]

Oh...My...God!

[haunter600]

metallica *zooms in on face* ARE SHIT

[joeydestroyer]

@haunter600 Explain why you think their shit, their not.

[haunter600]

@joeydestroyer Its in the video dude i dont think their shit -.-

[joeydestroyer]

@haunter600 You just typed "Metallia *zooms in on face* are shit"

[haunter600]

@joeydestroyer i was quoting it from the video dude.

[joeydestroyer]

@haunter600 I apoligize

[DARKy394]

LOLHAHA that's terrible!

[SpartanMartan973]

I wonder what lars would say if he saw this? would he laugh or get pissed?

[Orreborrekorre]

HAHAHA so epic !

[YirbyBond00Y]

0:09-0:12 Lolicon?

[DevilVlad93]

FUCKING WIN!!!!

[brendonstar50]

haha, it makes me cum

[WTF093]

oh yeah

[lowdowncustomz1]

That is fuckin amazing, LARS FUCKIN SUCKS ASS go back and play tennis lol

[rovdjuret1]

Methallica

[Janusson]

hahahaha awesome!!!

Metallica forever!

[HillaryHitler]

FUCK LARS

Good Video

[enterrador667]

Do u think u are funny bitch bastard FUCK YOU.

[tamaninja00]

lol, wow wasn't expecting that!

[TheBehest]

too funny,

[HittokiriBattousai17]

HAHAHAHAHA!!! nice video man, im sure even Lars will laugh at this.

[iDRuMZzZzZ]

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH! 

[MelleTwaklapper]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[MetallicAFanatiC10]

this is you guys doing metallica ! hahaha FUCKING SHIT

[BrunoTheLegendKiller]

LMFAO

[aneurysmbs]

HAHAHA!! Wow, man.

[IIJotunII]

Eight year old girls masterbating in their bedroom XDXDXDXDXDXDXD looooool

[brendonstar60]

ROLFLMOA

[bovinemarauder]

That is hilarious! 

[metllica333]

as much as i fuckin love metallica this is hilarious!!! haha

[BlueCookie7]

LMAO!

[mirosotoz]

haha epic

[MrTallica4lifegbrtdy]

lol this was hilarious

[TheTheAndreiasantos]

THIS IS FUNNY :D

But I love Lars <3

[MaidenMan182]

i pissed a bit

[fuckamerica109]

i would not even be surprised if all that shit was true

[lleeroy]

Lars would probably love this

[Sipsi99333]

''it makes me cum.'' xD roflmao this is fucking pro video

[All3yez0nMe]

hahahaha awesome!

MASTURBATING in their BEDROOMS.. roflmao!!!^^

[devilmaygta]

LOOOL

very funny

[EvilViolator124]

LOLOL "Fucking metallica puppets"

[ZomBies4Eva123]

It MAKES ME CUM!

[ZomBies4Eva123]

Laugh my ass off

[lilrebel213]

i hope the real lars ulrich stomps ur friggin face in

[chaux1989]

hahahahahaahahhaa this is fucking funny

[popas7]

aaaahahahhahahahhaha....great! fuck Metallica!

[MikeAsHimself]

Probably got it from "Master of Puppets" and "debating" or something. lolol

[cebruzou]

LMAO. I'm a Metallica fan all the way, my favorite band, but this is just funny as shit.

How did you get a clip of him saying "8 year-old girls"?

[LMetallica101Rocks]

LOL...every1 likes James Better than Lars!!! hahaha

[Scarecrow545]

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